Chapter 123: Return My Virginity

The ancients wrote articles in two ways, one is classical Chinese, as the name suggests, it is a written language. The other is the vernacular, which is what ordinary people say.

Like the serious eight-strand text and official documents, it must be written in literary language. As for popular books such as books and novels, they are in the vernacular. Most of the readers who read this romance novel are not highly educated, and if you write too profoundly, you can't buy books.

I think back then, when Wu Jie was in junior high school, because he watched the movie "Painted Skin", he suddenly became very interested in "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", and his surname Suo went to borrow an original book. It's a pity that I was dumbfounded as soon as I flipped through the book, it was all ancient texts. A copy of "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" relied on the dictionary and gnawed it down from beginning to end, and it took half a year. Now that I think about it, it's really unbearable.

Lu Shuang, the third lady of the Lu family, is naturally not interested in the Four Books and Five Classics. It is estimated that I have read a lot of scripts in Pingyue, and I am full of colloquialisms when I write articles, but I am casual.

"You are a bastard in this novel, a bastard in the story, and the male protagonist Xu Xian is a complete bastard. thought about how intimate Bai Suzhen was to him. It can be said that I am afraid of melting in my mouth, and I am worried about cold in my hand. The Xu family is poor, and the white lady doesn't care about being a daughter, so she shows up to rectify a clinic and becomes a sitting man, not because he can study with peace of mind, gain fame, and not worry about his livelihood. ”

"Having a wife like this is a blessing that Xu Xian cultivated in his previous life, if he has a wife like this, what more can the husband ask for, but how filthy is Xu Xian doing?"

"Let's talk about the Dragon Boat Festival drinking and showing the original form, isn't it just that my wife has become a snake, what is there to be afraid of? A white snake, that's auspicious...... Well, it has nothing to do with Xiangrui, and it is impossible to dedicate his wife to the court as Xiangrui in exchange for fame. Even if she is a snake and white, I will be pitied. I also have a curly dog, a parrot, and goldfish. Of course, your wife can't be seen as a pet. ”

"Even if the white lady becomes a snake, the husband and wife are one. Since they have become a family, no matter what the other party becomes, they must help each other and rely on each other, and it is not easy for life. But that Xu Xian died of excessive fright, cowardly as a mouse, and was not a man. ”

Besides, after Xu Xian was rescued, not only was he not grateful to his own lady, but he colluded with Fahai to murder his own lady. His own lady was in danger, not only did he not want to save him, but he fought back, such a filthy person was dressed in human skin in vain. ”

"Cowardice, disloyalty, unrighteousness, faithlessness and shamelessness. Such a male protagonist is not worth entrusting for life at all, and it is dirty to look at it more. ”

"I'm not interested in your ending. It was nothing more than the last time that the White Lady and Xiaoqing defeated Fahai, and Xu Xian repented. So, it's another happy ending, don't watch it. ”

"If I am asked to finish writing this ending, it must be to let the white lady kill Fahai with a knife. Then he arrested Xu Xian, screamed angrily, and directly castrated him into a thing that was neither male nor female. It's also good that everyone in the world can see what kind of fate this negative person will be! ”

The fingers are full of murderous writing, and it also makes people's crotch hurt for a while.

Wu Jie had a nervous breakdown, and he suddenly realized that this Miss Lu San and the ancients of the same era were fundamentally two kinds of people. What kind of gentleness and skill, what kind of feudal morality, in her eyes, is simply a fart.

The Lu family is the number one wealthy family in China, and they have always only bullied others, but no one dares to say a word in front of them. The daughters of the Lu family have been cultivated as aristocrats since they were young, and the feudal ethics are just binding others for them, and they are useless to themselves.

Even if the daughter of the Lu family marries in the future, she will be extremely strong.

In the eyes of the world, the women of such noble families have a kind of evil surname.

Well, it's like thinking about the little East Evil in "The Condor".

Encountering this kind of non-mainstream girl, Wu Jie couldn't help but be short of breath, and shook his head helplessly: "Lu Chang, have you read the message written by your sister." ”

"I've seen ......"

Actually, she was a little mistaken. At least the ending I wrote wasn't what she had imagined. ”

"The ending...... You're done, take a look. Lu Fatzi suddenly became energetic, and when he heard that there was an ending, his eyes were full of surprise, and he was no longer depressed and depressed.

At this time, still thinking about watching the finale, Wu Jie was speechless to Lu Chang for a while, handed over the written manuscript casually, didn't speak, and turned around and entered the bookstore.

Put the homework that the teacher left in the classroom yesterday on Mr. Dai's desk, sit down in the direction, and go through Su Dongpo's "Hou Chibi Fu" in his heart to determine whether he has memorized this article word for word. The questions of today's Keshun Tianfu Township Examination have long been memorized, and the questions of next year's examination have already been prepared. Recently, Wu Jie has been really bored. Suo surname will pick out those masterpieces one by one and memorize them, the book will be used when the hate is less, and it is good to make some preparations early, you don't know when and what occasion you can use.

Strange to say, as his time in the real world gets shorter and shorter, his memory gets better and better, and an essay of a few thousand words can be remembered without leaving ten with just a random glance.

I don't know if it's because my body has changed when I crossed over, or if I feel the urgency of time, and all the potential in my body has been stimulated.

This discovery made Wu Jie surprised and delighted, he had a super memory, and then memorized the materials that needed to be memorized one by one, even if he couldn't wear them back in the future, it was enough to make himself settle down in this world.

As soon as he wears it back to modern society now, as long as he sees that it is words, he can't help but memorize it in his chest, and it has become a subconscious action.

The number of people in the study room gradually increased, and one after another students pushed open the door and walked in, each finding a place to sit down.

The door of the book house was violently pushed open. looked up, but saw Lu Fatzi's face distorted and rushed up, grabbed Wu Jie's collar, glared and shouted: "You are fooling me, although I, Lu Chang, am fat, I am not stupid." Pay back, pay back. You liar, this kind of mess is too embarrassed to take my money? ”

Wu Jie was confused by him: "Fatty, are you crazy? ”

This sudden scene caused everyone to turn their heads at the same time.

At this time, Lu Xuan and Lin Tingchen walked in.

Lin Tingchen laughed and said to Lu Xuan: "Eldest son, this provenance is really wonderful. I suddenly remembered a sentence: villains gather because of profit, and disperse because of profit. Some people, who are bent on clinging to the Lu family, don't know what means they have used, and they actually make someone happy. But the villain is always a villain, and the organs are exhausted, but there is always a time when he is obedient and ugly. ”

Seeing the conflict between Lu Chang and Wu Jie, Lin Tingchen was happy and proud.

But Lu Xuan didn't look at Wu Jie and Lu Chang from beginning to end, but there was disgust and contempt in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

Lu Chang was furious when he heard this, turned his head and shouted: "Lin Tingchen, if you don't say cool words, you will die?" ”

Lin Gongzi smiled, sat down leisurely, and said loudly: "The rich can't be silver, the mighty can't be bent, the poor can't be moved, and this big husband too!" But there are people who are rich and silver, mighty and humble, and poor and lowly, what can they say? ”

was interrupted by him, Lu Chang's eyes were blood-red. He threw the manuscript in front of Wu Jie: "Who is crazy, I think you are crazy, you are crazy, what kind of bad ending is written?" For the sake of the White Lady not rescuing Xu Xian, why didn't Xu Xian admit her mistake in front of her, and then the two reconciled as before. Then, Xu Xian was the champion of high school, and the White Lady gave birth to seventeen or eighteen sons to him? Why, the White Lady was suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda and could never turn over? ”

The more he spoke, the more indignant he became: "I think you did it on purpose, deliberately making us unhappy." ”

Wu Jie couldn't cry or laugh a little, this year's novels are all this kind of happy endings with a good moon, a little abuse of the master, so that readers can't stand it.

Lu Fatzi saw that this story was too deep into the play, from beginning to end, and at the end, when he saw that he was about to kick the door, he was about to have a lover and finally become a family, but the white lady was severely suppressed. No one can accept it.

The problem is that Feng Menglong's original work is written like this, and Wu Jie was also lazy when he copied the book, but he didn't want to die that the fat man had such a big reaction.

Moreover, Lu Chang was very happy when he saw it, and on impulse, he rewarded Wu Jie with fifty taels of silver as encouragement. But as soon as the front foot gave the money, Wu Jie on the back foot made such a bloody ending. Aren't you doing it against me?

"Give me back the white lady, pay me back the lady!" The fat man was in a hurry, tears came down, and his voice became louder.

When the other students heard this, they turned their heads in shock at the same time, and said in their hearts: This Wu Jie really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and even robbed a woman with Lu Ergongzi, but he succeeded in snatching love with a knife. When did this Lu Chang get a woman?

Lin Tingchen's heart was also shocked, and he turned his head to look at Lu Xuan.

Lu Dagongzi's face did not change, and he wrote on the paper: "It's just a woman in the Qinglou."

Lin Tingchen suddenly realized, and his heart was full of contempt and happiness: Wu Jie and Lu Chang actually shared a woman, it was really swept away and despicable!

Wu Jie was looked at uncomfortably by everyone, and said with a smile: "Is Bai Suzhen your woman?" She is Xu Xian's wife, what do you want to do if you covet a woman from a good family? ”

The other students understood this sentence, and they were all shocked: it turned out that the woman had another in-law...... Ah, rob the people's daughters!

Wu Jie's smile, Lu Chang was suddenly suffocated, and Ji'er was furious.

He was also too involved in reading, and he mixed the world and the display in the book, but he didn't notice it at all.

Lu Fatzi: "What if it's someone else's wife, my little sister said it well, her man Xu Xian is a castration without a seed." If you really let me see that there are a hundred ways to make him disappear from this world, he is not worthy of Su Zhen at all. ”

The cry of "Su Zhen" was full of emotion, and Wu Jiehan's hair stood up.

"Who are you going to make disappear from this world?" Suddenly, Mr. Dai Shi Shengdai walked in with a cane, looked at Lu Chang with tears streaming down his face angrily, and pointed to the sun outside the library: "Lu Chang, get out and stand for half an hour." ”

(To be continued)