Let me enlighten?

Every time you give a lecture, the audience gathers, the tongue blooms lotus, the sky descends Xuanhuang, the Sanskrit sound sings in unison, and the dead can make you say that you are alive, what do you want me to do?

Although he didn't say it, his eyes showed it all. Wang Ji looked up to the sky and sighed, with a sad face.

"Hey, as the saying goes, you can't cut your own handle with your own knife, it's the old man's mistake, I only saw the child's talent like the sun and the moon, and I didn't notice his obedient temperament, and when the old man found out, it was too late, and a piece of He's bi was destroyed in the hands of the old man, sad!"

Ooh!

Rated so highly?

Old man Wang wouldn't be deliberately bragging, Tang Yi asked curiously, "Uncle Shi, who are you talking about?" ”

"Xu Wei, Xu Wenchang!" Wang Ji smiled and said, "You should have heard of it, right? ”

"It's Mr. Qingteng?"

Tang Yi couldn't help but open his mouth wide, he had heard this name in two lives, and he was deeply impressed.

In the last life, some people commented that Xu Wei is a famous writer, calligrapher and painter, opera, military strategist, talented and attained, unparalleled in the world, the famous Zheng Banqiao directly shouted "willing to be a lackey under the Qingteng Gate" The amazing words, he not only said, but also carved into a seal and stamped everywhere.

Mr. Qi Baishi, who is also famous, also said: "Hate was born three hundred years ago, grinding ink and burying paper for green vines." Boy! The old gentleman has to travel through time and space, not to flirt with the fourth master and the eighth master, but to be Xu Wei's old mother, this love is really deep enough.

Xu Wei in the previous life was a genius, a star, and a proud son of heaven to look up to. In this life, Xu Wei's image is a 180-degree turn.

When it comes to Xu Wei, his talent is still the same, still dazzling. It's just that since he was stumbled and admitted to Xiucai at the age of 20, he has never won the imperial examination again, failed to try repeatedly, and was poor, so he could only make a living by selling calligraphy and paintings. In an era when the imperial examination decided everything. No matter how talented you are, in the eyes of others, you are just an ordinary person, and even when Mr. parents teach their children, they will take the trouble to tell them, don't learn from the surname Xu, only know how to be smart.

For such a contradictory figure. Tang Yi was full of interest and worried.

"Uncle Shi, Mr. Qingteng is so talented, how can I enlighten him?"

Wang Ji said unceremoniously: "You can, except for you, no one can do it!" Directly gave double insurance, Qian Dehong also said: "Xu Wei's child is too talented, and ordinary people can't look at it." Among the younger generation. Except for you Tang Xingzhi, who can overpower him in talent! ”

Burst!

Tang Yi vomited blood directly. How many bowls of dry rice does he eat, can he know?

Compared with Xu Wei's talent, he can't even catch up with his heels, his prodigy's hat is simply fooling, Xu Wei is real, without a trace of moisture. He still wanted to shirk, but Wang Ji sank his face.

"Xingzhi virtuous nephew, do you have to force the old man to kneel?"

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Tang Yi was frightened, if Wang Ji really knelt down for himself, he would definitely bear the charge of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors for the rest of his life. There is saliva everywhere, so I can only grit my teeth and agree: "I'll do my best!" ”

……

After years of development, Xinxue has become the largest school in the southeast and has produced many talents. Not all young people can be like Tang Yi, enter the hall and talk directly to the big guy. They are still in the stage of reciting poetry and gaining prestige.

No, seven young men sat together, and the young man came up with the dishes, and one of the youngest rolled his eyes and laughed: "Brothers, what's the point of just drinking, it's better to make a drinking order." I was the youngest, and it started with me. Let's each say an allusion, which should be related to the dishes on the table, and if you can say it, you can eat it, and if you can't say it, you don't have to eat it. ”

Without waiting for others to agree, he preemptively said: "Jiang Taigong is fishing." ”

After speaking, he took a plate of sweet and sour live fish in front of him, stretched out his chopsticks and took a piece of delicate white meat from the back of the fish, put it in his mouth, melted in his mouth, and the fish's eyes moved, which immediately made him very satisfied.

The second person also said without thinking: "Time moves to steal chickens." He stretched out his hand and took the white chicken, and ate it beautifully.

The third thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Zhang Fei sells meat!" The braised pork was in his hands.

The fourth scratched his ears and cheeks, and suddenly said excitedly: "Su Wu shepherds." "The mutton is in his hands.

The fifth said: "Taizu herds cattle. "The beef is gone.

In the last place, there was only one plate of green vegetables left on the table, this person was quite kind, and glanced at Xu Wei next to him, this Xu Dacai, dressed in a shabby cotton jacket, staring at a pair of bull's eyes, drooling on the one hand, and looking at the maids shuttling back and forth, how obscene and obscene!

"Hmph, it's a shame to be in the company of this person." Thinking of this, he was not polite, and said directly: "Liu Bei grows vegetables!" ”

Okay, the greens are also in his hands.

The table was empty, and the six people were grinning and grinning as they picked up their chopsticks and were about to feast.

Xu Wei turned his head and said lazily: "Slow, I haven't said it yet, what are you eating?" ”

The youngest one was unconvinced: "Mr. Qingteng, the dishes are all divided, what else can you say?" ”

Xu Wei looked up to the sky and laughed: "Who said that you can't say it-look at my King Qin sweeping Liuhe!" After finishing speaking, Xu Wei stretched out his big hand and swept the six dishes in front of him. Regardless of the six people who were stunned, they grabbed the chicken and took a bite of it, picked up the plate, and a whole plate of beef flowed into their mouths.

"It's delicious, it's definitely veal, you can listen, don't tell the government, otherwise you'll be arrested!" Said vaguely.

The noses of the six people are crooked, what is their identity, and someone will take care of them if they eat some beef! One by one, they could only turn around and not look at Xu Wei, but Xu Wei didn't care, and ate so loudly that the people at the other tables stretched their necks to look and point.

It didn't take long for the six dishes to be eaten, and there was not even soup left.

Xu Wei patted his big belly and laughed: "It's so full, this meal can last for three days!" After finishing speaking, he leaned on the Taishi chair, and after a while, he snored. was so shocked that the big guy rubbed his eyes vigorously, for fear that he would see it wrong.

The legendary Mr. Qingteng has become a big rice bucket, which has disappointed many people.

……

"Ahem, Wen Chang!" Wang Ji turned out from behind the screen, his old face was calm, and he coughed.

I don't care about others, but I can't care about the teacher, Xu Wei stiffened up with a carp, hurriedly jumped up from his seat, and hurriedly saluted the teacher.

Maybe he was in a hurry, Xu Wei actually hiccuped, one after another, and couldn't stop it. Rao is skin no matter how thick his skin is, it also turned red, and as for Wang Ji, he simply became iron-blue. The other people looked forced to laugh, not to mention how uncomfortable they were.

"Mr. Qingteng, drink some cold water and pinch your nose and pour it down!"

Xu Wei didn't think twice, grabbed the water scoop, poured it down with his neck up, and drank a large scoop of water in one go. Plop, Xu Wei sat on the chair, panting heavily, he had just eaten his stomach, and after drinking so much water, his stomach was almost like that of a frog, and he didn't even dare to speak, for fear of squirting.

"Mr. Qingteng, my method is okay, if you want to go to the roots, it's better to have two more scoops!" Tang Yi gritted his teeth and smiled.

Xu Wei stared out his eyes, how could he have been teased by others, seeing Tang Yi's unbeaten virtue, he really wanted to tear the little white face apart, but he still didn't have the courage after all.

"Wen Chang, this is Tang Yi Tang Xingzhi that I mentioned to you."

"Tang Yi?" Xu Wei tilted his head and smiled innocently, "The disciple forgot, he sells jelly beans or melon seeds-I'm sorry, all the money on my body was given to the person who asked for food at the door, and I really didn't have any money." ”

This person's vindictiveness is really heavy, Wang Yi was so angry that he wanted to pounce and give him two slaps. Tang Yi didn't care, and said with a smile: "I don't sell food, only medicine." ”

"What medicine?"

"Regret medicine!" Tang Yi said with a smile: "As long as you take my medicine, no matter how much suffering, how much difficulty, how much grievance, how much sorrow, all of them can be reborn, break the mirror, and eliminate regrets. Would Mr. Ivy be interested in having a try? ”

Tang Yi said and pulled over the chair and sat opposite Xu Wei, crossing Erlang's legs, looking like an old god was there. Xu Wei's eyes were confused for a while, of course he didn't believe that Tang Yi had regret medicine, but he could see at a glance that he was forced to make a happy face, and he was not an ordinary person.

Xu Wei smiled and said, "Since there is such a miracle medicine, I want to try it." ”

Seeing that Xu Wei was interested, Wang Ji was secretly happy, Xu Wei was such a mad life, only a demon like Tang Yi could be subdued, the old man quietly turned around, left the living room, and left the stage to their young people.

"Mr. Qingteng, I can give the medicine for free, but the medicine is so precious, it must always be used on valuable people, wouldn't it be a waste of things to be as decadent as you!"

"Good boy, dare to look down on me, right?" Xu Wei was suddenly provoked, and laughed: "What tricks do you have, just let the horse come!" ”

"I'm so courageous, I'm afraid it's not just me, all of the people present are talented people from Zhejiang, you might as well take the school exam together, are you willing?"

Those who come out of the funeral are not afraid of the funeral, and those who watch the excitement are not afraid of the big thing, and everyone can't hold it anymore.

"Tang Gongzi, you say, what should we do?"

"Well, let's make a couplet together, let Mr. Wenchang be right. Limited to two hours, if he can't come up, he will lose, and if everyone can't come up with the question, everyone will lose! ”

When all the talented people heard this, they all clenched their fists, and secretly said in their hearts that there are dozens of us, can't we beat one Xu Wei!

"Okay, I'll do it first!"

The young man who had just given the wine order on the table stood up, begged for pen and ink, thought for a moment, and wrote down a couplet for people to hang on the wall. With one who took the lead, the spirit of the others came, and they grabbed the brush, brushed a little bit, wrote the couplet, and let the little guy hang it on the wall.

Dozens of couplets, varying in length and difficulty, were hung on the wall together.

Xu Wei was full of food and drink, and his spirit was high, he glanced at it and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is a ring of fat and thin, each with its own merits, let me appreciate your demeanor!" When all the talented people heard this, they vomited blood, and they were directly beaten to the ranks of the girls.

As he spoke, with the posture of tens of millions of people, he rushed to the dense couplet. (To be continued.) )