Chapter Eighty-Four: A Bloody Case Caused by a Fart
How could Xue Yulong be a woman, whether he was a woman dressed as a man and imitated Mulan, or the question of name, Yang Ping'an couldn't figure it out. But the voice in Shicai's ears, he heard it really, it was definitely a woman's voice.
He was still here in a daze, and General Xue was not happy: "Hey, why don't you hurry up and grill the fish, what are you doing there?" Aren't you afraid that I'll accuse you two of the fireheads of the army of opening a small stove here! ”
What kind of military camp is this, not to mention that the general is a woman, there is no general, he actually robbed me of fish to eat, and threatened me!
Yang Ping'an was secretly slandering himself, when he heard General Xue Xiao say to himself again: "Well, it tastes good, the fish is delicious, charred on the outside and tender on the inside...... Well, why is a piece of fish maw missing here? Who seems to have bitten you? ”
Haven't you been watching for a long time, and you haven't seen that fish bitten by me? I rub it, you actually eat my saliva...... Does this count as indirect kissing?
"Xiucai, don't be stupid, don't hurry up and grill the fish, be careful to provoke the general!" Seeing that Yang Ping'an was still in a daze, An Fat reminded in a low voice.
In desperation, Yang Ping'an had to continue grilling fish.
General Xue Xiao is not easy to fool, Yang Ping'an originally wanted to save trouble, and gave it to the other party casually, but was eaten by the other party, complained and threatened, and finally arrived late for the two grilled fish that Yang Ping'an did his best to bake.
"Well, I really didn't expect that there are still characters like you hidden in the camp." General Xue clapped his palms and stood up, "You two Huotou soldiers listen well, you should be careful in the camp in the future, the rebels in Shandong are too shameless, they always poison the Huotou army in the camp, you two must not be harmed by them." ”
My three grilled fish are not in vain! Yang Ping'an was very relieved by General Xue's advice, but the other party's next sentence made the little good feeling he had just felt disappear.
"You two remember, every day at this hour in the future, you will come here to grill fish for me, don't you don't want to come!"
Dropping these words, General Xue Xiao walked to the river, cleaned the grease stains on his mouth and hands, and took out a big red embroidered handkerchief from his arms, and walked back while intervening.
"Why did you two come here to steal food?"
Hey, why does that sound so awkward? Yang Ping'an was annoyed by this little General Xue who snatched food from his mouth, and asked rhetorically: "Why did General Xue come here?" ”
"Huh? yes, what am I doing here? General Xue Xiao was stunned for a moment, showed a thoughtful expression, and slapped his forehead after a while, "I forgot!" No, I need to go back quickly, in case I delay my business, it will be troublesome. Hey, you two, remember, it's still this time tomorrow, come here and grill fish for me! ”
Seeing the other party leaving in a hurry, Yang Ping'an finally breathed a sigh of relief. Then he took a fish from the ground and roasted it on the fire. He's been busy for so long, and he hasn't eaten yet!
"Xiucai, what's next to you?" Fat Ann asked suddenly.
Yang Ping'an looked down and saw that on the ground next to him, a wet red embroidered handkerchief was on the grass, which should have been deliberately done by General Xue and wanted to dry it.
Lose three or four! This kind of person who doesn't remember his surname can also be a general? It's too much to take the lives of soldiers seriously!
Complaining is complaining, but this matter is not in his Yang Ping'an's charge, it just gives rise to a sense of urgency in his heart, and he must escape from the barracks as soon as possible. One general is incompetent and exhausts the three armies, and he doesn't want to die in vain.
Eat grilled fish first, and only when you're full will you have the strength, tonight...... Hum!
By the time they returned to Camp Moon, it was already dark. Along the way, they were questioned many times by patrol soldiers, if they were not seen wearing firehead uniforms and carrying buckets of water on their shoulders...... The most important thing is that the soldiers on patrol recognize An Lushan, if there is only Yang Ping'an, I am afraid it will not be so easy to pass.
"Xiucai, we came back so late, and we only picked up such a little water, Boss Xie won't punish us?"
You've grown so big for nothing! White-eyed An Fat, Yang Ping'an threw the half-empty bucket into the corner: "It's so quiet." ”
In the camp of the moon number, there was no sound at the moment, and several camp tents were blind with black lights. Only the insects hidden in the grass mortar use their lives to sing the last hymn of their lives.
Fat Man An scratched his head, looked around, and said in surprise: "It's quite quiet." It's strange, it's not so quiet at this time, where have all the people gone? Could it be that they were all killed by thieves! ”
Seeing that An Fatzi finally became nervous, Yang Ping'an was completely convinced. If there were really thieves sneaking in, if the rest of the firehead army of the Yuezi were killed, how could the camp be so peaceful? Those fireheads are all dead people, they won't resist or shout?
Looking around calmly, Yang Ping'an's heart gradually sank. His mind was spinning, and a sneer was on his face.
"Xiucai, what are you laughing at?"
Yang Ping'an raised his chin: "Fatty, you go back to the tent to rest first." ”
An Fat Man was also sincere, and walked directly to the tent where he stayed without saying anything. Lifting the curtain and only halfway inside, I felt the wind behind my head, and then I felt my head sink and I was knocked to the ground.
"Beat me hard!" Xie Ming's voice sounded, and a group of people surrounded An Fatzi, and it was a violent beating.
After a while, Xie Ming felt that it was almost over, so he let people break the fire, and walked to An Fatzi's side separately: "Let your kid be rampant again, see Lao Tzu is amazing...... Uh, Ann Fatty, how are you! ”
"It's not him, you still think it's me!" At this moment, Yang Ping'an walked into the big tent with a wooden stick, looked at the group of fireheads who had already been ambushed in the tent, and sneered.
Xie Ming was stunned: "Who is the whistleblower!" ”
"Want to know? I'm telling you. Before the words fell, Yang Ping'an slammed a stick at a few fireheads beside him, and a melee began!
The tent is not too big, and more than 20 people are crowded inside, and it is not easy to open their hands and feet, but it is very good for Yang Ping'an.
The lower plate is stable, not stepping on the opponent's foot with a hard foot, and occasionally hitting the opponent's lower abdomen crotch; The wooden stick in the right hand is not fatally pumped, which tube reaches the other party's place; The body twisted from time to time, and hit the opponent's chest heavily with his left elbow, and for a while, the figures in the camp tent flew around and screamed.
However, there were as many as twenty-six people on the other side, and Xie Ming was not an embroidered pillow, and when he hit seven or eight firehead troops, he fell into disadvantage.
The one that most directly led him to fall into disadvantage was the Huotou army that was defeated by him. These fireheads couldn't get up, so they clung to his legs and feet, making it difficult for him to dodge, and some even asked for his calves. As a result, he received a lot of punches on his body, even twice on his face, and blood overflowed from the corners of his mouth.
Seeing that he was about to fall into the sea of people on the other side, Yang Ping'an forced his opponent back with a stick, and yelled at An Fat, who had shrunk into the corner of the tent: "Dead fatty, you are still not a fucking man!" If you still stand up and pee, stand up for Lao Tzu, and whoever beats you, you will fight back, and let them know that you are still a man! ”
"Boy, you save your strength, count on that dead fat man, you might as well count on the gods to come down to save you!" Xie Ming sneered and found a stick, "Hold him down for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to kill him today!" ”
He didn't look at An Fatzi, and walked into Yang Ping'an step by step, and at this moment, he suddenly found that several Huotou soldiers looked at him differently, to be precise, looking at the eyes behind him.
Just as he wanted to turn around to take a look, he heard a loud roar coming from behind him, and then the ground began to shake, Xie Ming only felt that he was hit by the galloping carriage, oh no, it should be the galloping ox cart, and he flew out.
"Who said that I am not a man!"
At this moment, An Fatty, his eyes were red with anger, his forehead was bruised, his nostrils were panting, as if he had changed to mad cow disease, he hit Xie Ming with one arm, stepped on the fire on the ground, and rushed directly to Yang Ping'an's side. One by one, he threw out all the firehead troops who were holding Yang Ping'an's thighs.
"That's what deserves to be my brother!" Yang Ping'an was overjoyed, "Fatty, let them know tonight who has the final say in this month's number!" ”
With a roar, Yang Ping'an's eyes showed a fierce light, and he pounced towards the firehead army closest to him. He's been by these guys these days, and since he's going to be here for months, he's going to get them all back tonight!
A stick hit the opponent's shoulder, the stick was unable to break into two, and the opponent howled miserably, holding his shoulder and falling down. Without weapons in his hands, Yang Ping'an was even more courageous, and the swift Baji Fist swept through the Eight Desolations [***], facing a group of chef-born firehead troops, he was like a tiger into a flock of sheep, and he was not happy to fight.
If he is a tiger, then An Fat Man is a pig, a wild boar, and the wild boar is crazy, and the tiger has to take a detour.
An Fatzi doesn't know martial arts, but he is worthy of eating more than three times as much as ordinary people, his strength is amazing, and his body is dexterous, which is seriously inconsistent with his body shape, and he rushes to the front of other firehead troops, without too many fancy moves, just a punch, or a kick, or a shoulder, no one can stop it at all.
After a quarter of an hour, there was a wail in the tent, and only Yang Ping'an was left standing, and An Fatzi was squatting, holding Xie Ming and beating him constantly.
One punch, one punch, I saw that the blood in Xie Ming's mouth was mixed with saliva, flowing non-stop like an old man's dementia, and his teeth were all gone.
"Fatty, you're fierce! But if you continue to fight like this, he's probably going to die. ”
Hearing Yang Ping'an's voice, Fat An calmed down. Seeing that Xie Ming, who was as unsightly as a pig's head in his hand, he threw it on the ground in a panic, came to Yang Ping'an's side, and asked tremblingly: "Xiucai, I beat these people?" ”
"What are you afraid of? Forget how they used to bully you? Isn't it feeling good right now? ”
An Fat Man was silent, looking at the mess in the camp, and the guys who bullied him were lying on the ground one by one and wailing, seeing his eyes sweeping and dodging, he suddenly felt an unprecedented pleasure.
"Xiucai, you're right, this feeling is really good, I like this feeling!" As he spoke, Fat Man's back suddenly became straight, exuding a mountain-like majesty, as if he had changed someone.