Chapter 014: No Clothes
Yue Shaoan looked at Tian Cheng.
Hehe laughed evilly, and said: "Actually, there is no demon method, you ...... like this" Saying that, Yue Shaoan commanded Tian Cheng to take the egg again, but this time it was not the two tips facing each other, but lying flat.
"Hey, by the way, you have to connect the eyes, the eggs, and the sun together, and you have to look at the sun through the eggs with your eyes, and then you can see the truth while pinching the eggs." Yue Shaoan secretly snickered on the side, fooling Tian Chengdao.
Tian Cheng was very curious about why the egg couldn't be pinched at this time, and he didn't suspect that there was fraud, and after posing, he was injured and slammed hard.
Just listen to the "Smack! There was a soft sound.
The egg burst in response, and the yolk and egg white poured down instantly, pouring directly into Tian Cheng's eyes.
Then, he went down again, covering his entire face and clothes.
When everyone saw Tian Cheng's appearance, they didn't care about why the eggs could be pinched now, and laughed together.
Tian Cheng's face was no longer visible now, and he was surrounded by the juice of the eggs, and he was hurriedly helped back to change his clothes and wash his face.
"Eh, why did the eggs crush this time?" Someone in the crowd finally reacted.
Yue Shaoan smiled and said: "This is actually very simple, just the relationship between points and surfaces, points and points. To use the simplest example, a needle, if you press your finger against the tip of the needle, then the hand will inevitably hurt, and the needle will be fine. But what if you pressed your finger down against the middle of it? β
"Oh!" Everyone suddenly let out a sudden exclamation. They are all readers, and they are flexible, and they will be completely clear when they give a hint.
understood this truth, but at the same time, he also understood that the "black-faced Yama" just now was deliberately rectified by Yue Shao'an, but he had a bad reputation, and no one in the academy was willing to defend him, even if he knew, everyone just smiled tacitly.
After this link, it finally quieted down.
The dean smiled, nodded to Yue Shao'an, and said, "Childe, congratulations on joining Jinghang Academy!" β
As soon as the dean's words fell, everyone understood, and at this time, even the fool heard what it meant, if some people were still faintly hostile to Yue Shao'an before, but they were so troubled by the black-faced Yama, but there was no more.
Everyone couldn't help but clench their fists to congratulate.
After Yue Shao'an returned the salute, he saw that the matter of applying for the teacher had been decided, so he didn't want to stay here for a moment.
Being around a bunch of sour people really made him feel uncomfortable.
Moreover, if the girl surnamed Tian on the side had another tearful appearance of flooding the Luo River, it would really outweigh the losses.
Thinking of this, Yue Shaoan coughed lightly and said to the dean: "Mr. Dean, since it has been decided, can I leave?" β
The dean nodded and shouted, "Wang Xuanshuβ"
I saw that the person who brought Yue Shao'an came forward a few steps forward and responded, "What does the dean command?" β
"You take this gentleman, oh, it's time to call him, you take this gentleman to arrange a place to live, and then fill in the roster and bring it to me!" The dean commanded.
"Yes!" Wang Xuanshu agreed, then came to Yue Shao'an's side and said softly: "Sir, please come with me." β
Yue Shao'an nodded, followed him to the back, looked at the Confucian bachelors, felt the beautiful scenery around him, and couldn't help but sigh when he thought about his experience, although he was afraid that Tian Yueling would cry again, but the seductive figure and handsome little face still made him can't help but look back again, only to see Tian Yueling gently lifted the bead curtain in front of the curtain and looked at him, looking at each other, Tian Yueling's pretty face with unwiped tears was slightly red, and her thin eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, avoiding his gaze, and she didn't dare to look at him again.
Yue Shao'an looked at the handsome people who bloomed like flowers after the rain, sighed in his heart, and whispered:
"Beauty beaded curtains,
Sit deeply and frown.
But when I saw the tears wet,
I don't know who I hate! β
After chanting, he didn't stay any longer, and strode towards the backyard with Wang Xuanshu.
Tian Yueling stared at his back with a pair of beautiful eyes, and muttered: "But when I see the tears wet, I don't know who I hate." He uttered such witty words in his mouth, and it seemed that he was indeed a well-educated man, and he was still merciful before! She sighed in her heart, but she didn't know that Yue Shao'an was not proficient in this way, and these two sentences were not just when she had no intention of writing them down.
She looked at the figure that was fading away and smiled slightly.
The previous tears have not dried up, and now they are smiling, and the whole person is like a lotus flower with dew in the morning, refreshing and refined, beautiful and incomprehensible, looking at her pretty appearance, the men around her are stunned.
But Yue Shao'an is already far away, and he can't see it-
β¦β¦
Wang Xuanshu took Yue Shaoan forward, and walked around for a while.
A neat row of houses appeared in front of him, Wang Xuanshu pushed open the door of one of the rooms, made a gesture of please, Yue Shaoan was not polite, and strode in.
"Sir, this is your place!" Wang Xuanshu said softly.
"Okay, thank you!"
Yue Shao'an looked around at his residence, there were two rooms in the house, the outside was the living room and study, the door of the inner room was open, it was a small bedroom, beds, chairs, and tables were all available, the whole room had a strong bookish atmosphere, and a large wardrobe in the bedroom was open, and it was empty.
"Sir! Please write this record! Wang Xuanshu handed a form made of rice paper to Yue Shao'an.
Yue Shaoan took a look, it was nothing more than a resume, he picked up the brush on the side and dipped it in pen and ink, but no matter how he grasped it, he felt twisted.
I had never used a brush to write before, and now I can only use it with a big brush.
"Boom Brush!" I signed my name and handed it back.
took a look at it, and saw the words "Yue Shaoan" written crookedly at the name, and the rest of the place was all blank, and there was nothing, Wang Xuanshu gasped.
This writing is too ugly.
Seeing that this gentleman is also a talented and learned person, how can the words written be so individual, this is cursive? Or is it a book? I didn't understand it for a long time, and finally I thought to myself, since this gentleman can beat the Confucianism, he should be extremely knowledgeable, probably because my knowledge is too low to appreciate it.
Looking at the blank space again, Wang Xuanshu said softly: "Sir, these places haven't been written yet-"
"Oh, those don't have to be written!" Before Wang Xuanshu finished speaking, he was blocked back by Yue Shaoan.
What else did he want to say, but suddenly he thought about it, this gentleman is a friend of Mr. Yan, and the dean gives him a little face, so he doesn't have to take these formal things too seriously, so he figured it out and said with a slight smile: "Then Mr. rest early, I'll go and give the dean a life!" Then he departed.
Yue Shao'an snorted, walked towards the bedroom, and suddenly saw the empty wardrobe, and hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute-"
Wang Xuanshu turned around and said with a puzzled expression: "What else does Mr. command?" β
"Why don't you have any clothes in this closet?" Yue Shaoan stared at him and asked with a straight face.
"Uh-" Wang Xuanshu was stunned for a moment, clothes, my day, I care about your accommodation, your food, and clothes, this is too much to ask, right? How can there be such a cheap thing in the world? Looking at the gentleman in front of him with a serious look, Wang Xuanshu tried his best to squeeze out a smile and said, "Sir, this dress is to be prepared by yourself, and the academy has not prepared it." β
"Oh. Don't have overalls? Where's the uniform?" Yue Shaoan asked again.
Wang Xuanshu smiled again, shook his head, and did not speak.
"Nothing? Eh, this is a difficult thing to do, I just have this clothes, and I haven't changed them for a spare time, so let's go out and buy you a few pieces-"
No matter how hard Wang Xuanshu tried this time, he couldn't squeeze out a smile.
Damn! After talking for a long time, do you want to blackmail me and let me buy you clothes?
I made a few taels of silver a month to buy you clothes, and I still use a fart?
Wang Xuanshu was very angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to offend him, he still squeezed his face, and finally squeezed out a smile, but it was more ugly than crying, and said: "No-I don't know, what kind of clothes does Mr. want?" β
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