How can we go back to the 21st century, the devil knows!

Midnight scolded enough, yelled enough, crazy enough, and sat down on the bed and panted violently. Xiu'er was already frightened by him, and she stared at a pair of beautiful big eyes, and shrank carefully in the corner, lest the fire at the city gate would harm her, an innocent little fish. Even the evil one, the future invincible warrior who can grasp a five-hundred-pound stone and play flying exploration, is also cautiously lying in front of the door, looking through the thin crack in the door at the suddenly furious Midnight brother and Midnight brother-in-law.

Can you not fucking rage?

Think about it......

There were no televisions, no computers, no internet, no XOs, no Louis XIII, no his favorite Hummer jeep, and no charms, as long as he stretched out his fingers and flew into his arms. To put it bluntly, this is the standard communication basically by roaring, traffic basically by walking, heating basically by shaking, dressing basically by spinning, public security basically by dogs, lighting basically by oil, lights blowing at night, except zuo love no other entertainment project bullshit slave era!

With his arrogant and excessive surname, if he accidentally offends a certain dignitary, a red-hot iron ring is fastened on his face, and he will become a slave who is inferior to a pig and a dog, and from then on live a life of "xingfu" that entertainment basically depends on his hands.

And...... Which era did he fall into, if he fell into the Tang Dynasty, where the country was rich and the people were strong, and open-minded, with his arrogance far beyond ordinary people, those noble ladies and ladies, were not moths to the fire and jumped into his arms? In order to pick up the girl's vassal elegance, he memorized 800 Tang poems and Song lyrics, and dragged out a few sentences casually, so he immediately became a generation of great poets? Coupled with the amount of perverted alcohol that he doesn't pour for thousands of cups, the more he drinks, the more crazy he becomes, I'm afraid that after thousands of years, it will not be the poet Li Taibai who will go down in history, but his poetry is crazy and arrogant too night!

Why do you have to fall into a turbulent era where legends are the darkest, monarchs are the most brutal and incompetent, and they only know that they favor and slander their courtiers and are close to women, and the old and new forces alternate?

Even if you have to throw him into an era of turmoil, isn't it good to throw him into the Three Kingdoms era?

There is the flying general Lu Bu, the martial saint Guan Yu, the single-handedly in and seven out of the longboard slope, Zhao Zilong, who regards Cao Ying's million-strong army as nothing, and the peerless beauty Diao Chan, who is as beautiful as a flower and can sink fish and geese!

Although he is proud of the night, although his martial arts cannot be compared with these famous generals of the Three Kingdoms, and his wisdom cannot be compared with Zhuge Zhiliang and Guo Fengzhi's filial piety, he has watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms TV series n times, and he doesn't know how many Three Kingdoms commentaries he heard when he was a child, and he can be said to have memorized the history of the Three Kingdoms. With this kind of knowing himself and knowing that he has won all battles, he is attached to Cao Mengde, and he is also qualified to become the most powerful and politically far-sighted super strategist, right?

But the Shang Dynasty ...... It is too far away from modern society, and Midnight's greatest understanding of this era comes from a TV series adapted from the classical mythological novel "Fengshen Bang".

The question is...... How much water is mixed into mythological novels, how much unbridled imagination and unrealistic reasoning of the author is added.

In this era when it was useless to be a scholar, after calculating it, Midnight was discouraged to find that he was really fucking literate, and there was nothing that could stand up to something unique.

Xiu'er has been shrinking in the corner of the bed and looking at the midnight with tender eyes, which finally comforted the injured soul of the night, no matter what, now this society has been fighting year after year, there are few men, many women, and beautiful widows want to come more, with his excellent appearance, and the silver cheap smile that is not worth his life, soak a few rich sisters, and mix a few mouthfuls of soft rice or a good bird!

There was an unassuming grunt sound in his stomach, and in the middle of the night, he realized that he was already so hungry that his heart was close to his back, and after an overly intense sports exercise with Xiu'er, he was even more hungry with soft hands and feet. Midnight stretched out his hand and patted Xiu'er's plump buttocks, and shouted, "Why don't you go and prepare food for your father-in-law, I'm really going to starve to death!" ”

Seeing that the rain finally passed in the middle of the night, Xiu'er shrunk herself in the futon and quickly dressed, dragging her obviously immobile body out of the thatched house after the first taste. Midnight, the uncle of the uncles, put his hands on the back of his head and shouted, "Baby, don't forget to prepare some good wine for Xianggong!" ”

Xiu'er hesitated for a moment and nodded vigorously.

After a while, a trace of smoke from the cooking smoke floated outside, and Uncle Midnight sighed peacefully, closed his eyes again, and made up for the excessive loss of physical strength by sleeping just now. Whether the other party is a small jasper, a popular acting star, or a shopping mall warrior known as a strong woman, after a spring breeze with him at night, which one is not a little bird, even with stickers, plus personally cooking for him?

The fine wine of the Shang Dynasty should have a unique flavor, right?

Midnight slowly closed his eyes, if he woke up and found that he had a chun, he was still in the twenty-first century, and the woman in this dream was Zhao Ji, it would be even more perfect!

I don't know how long I slept, but in the middle of the night, I only felt a hammer hit my shoulder.

It hurts!

Midnight swore that he had heard the terrible moan from the shoulder bones, and his eyes didn't open, and the whole person spun up violently on the bed, kicking out a big circle of Toms that he learned from a certain sister who had practiced physical, had special insights about zuo love, and liked to play difficult movements!

"Smack!"

The legs tried their best to make a big split in the air, and with the high-speed rotation of the body, Midnight's right leg, which was known as the taekwondo black belt for several sections, was heavily pumped to the target, and the other party did not let out a terrible howl that was fatally hit, but Midnight was so painful that he almost screamed, where did he kick a person, he clearly kicked a stone pillar!

With his hands on the bed, midnight volleyed up, instinctively reached directly to his waist to pull out the gun, but he only touched his smooth and naked body, Midnight's first reaction was, no, brother, I never carry a gun when I sleep on a woman's bed! The second reaction was, milk cat, didn't I have been suspended and handed over my pistol and documents, and I took out a bird feather gun!

"Midnight brother-in-law, your actions just now are so good, even the big black in the village is not as handsome as you!"

This silly voice is a little familiar.

When I looked at it again in the middle of the night, the stupid boy with a mouthful of white teeth and a smile of 101 at him couldn't run faster than a stallion, have more strength than a Spanish bull, and have fewer brain cells than a dinosaur?!

As for the big red footprints on Evil's face...... Hehe, Midnight rubbed his shoulder that was almost smashed by the evil palm, and naturally equated their slap with a whirlwind leg.

Evil Lai swallowed his saliva and said, "Midnight brother-in-law, the meal is ready, my sister asked me to call you to get up!" ”

The meal that Xiu'er prepared for midnight was not sumptuous, but it was quite exquisite.

A pot of chicken with mushrooms as an ingredient, stewed thoroughly, you can smell the fragrance through a door, a small dish put in boiling water and boiled, and then scooped up cold wild vegetables, two steamed buns that are not much bigger than a baby's fist, what really makes Midnight cheer is a small bottle of wine sent together!

The bottle was very small, and it shook in the middle of the night, and there was a rustling sound inside, which was probably two taels of wine juice. Pulling up the cork, a rich aroma of wine attracted Midnight involuntarily snorted a few times, Midnight tasted it carefully, his eyes suddenly lit up as a super drunkard who didn't drink or happy, and slapped the table and shouted: "Good wine!" ”

Tearing off a chicken leg, Midnight Blowing his scalded fingers hard, he put the chicken leg into his mouth, took a big bite of the fragrant chicken, looked at Xiu'er and Evil and shouted, "What are you two doing there?" Let's sit down and eat together! ”

Xiu'er looked at the midnight when she was munching, her eyes flashed with a hint of joy, and she said softly: "Look at you sleeping too soundly, the two of us ate first before waking you up." Xianggong can eat, don't worry about us! ”

Evil came to hide behind Xiu'er, swallowing saliva and nodding again and again.

Midnight glanced at the stewed chicken in the basin with only one thigh missing, but he was really hungry, under the gaze of Xiu'er and Evil, he lowered his head and put his hands together, just ten minutes, he swept away the food sent by Xiu'er and the pot of spirits made from unknown fruits.

Looking at the chicken bones that had lost a table, Midnight burped with satisfaction, and looked at the more moving embroidery that was as beautiful as a flower that had just endured the rain, Midnight suddenly felt that this era didn't seem to be so annoying.

Xiu'er served in midnight and lay down, and said softly: "You should be very tired from looking at Xianggong, you can rest for a while, and the evil will come in and call you at dinner." ”

Xiu'er and Evil Lai carefully put together the chicken bones that Midnight threw on the table, after walking out of the thatched house, Evil Lai quickly picked up a chicken bone and threw it into his mouth, his honest face raised a satisfied expression, Xiu'er sighed softly, reached out and knocked on Evil Lai's head affectionately, she turned out a chicken bone with a few shredded meat, and handed it to Evil Lai's hand.

In the middle of the night, when I saw all this through the crack in the door, I suddenly felt that my heart was stabbed by something sharp.

It was only at this time that he had the opportunity to take a closer look at Xiu'er's home.

At that time, he was really hungry, so he jumped into Xiu'er's house indiscriminately, although the whole village looked poor, everyone had vegetables on their faces, but at least their thatched hut was higher than Xiu'er's house, and their yard made of fences should be bigger than Xiu'er's yard.

Standing in Xiu'er's boudoir, that is, the thatched hut where the deadbolt was deduced by his palm, Midnight, who was two meters tall, had to bow his head carefully to avoid the grass clippings on the roof, the whole thatched hut was pitifully shabby, only a woodbed made of mud bricks, hay and animal skins, and a shoddy wooden table that shook with a gentle push, Midnight looked at the oil pot on the table, it didn't even have a wick, God knows how long it hadn't been used.

Other than that, there was nothing left in the whole thatched house.

Oh, no!

In the corner of the thatched house, there was also a small layer of hay, and if I was not mistaken, it should be the place where the evil came to sleep at night.

They don't even have a curtain separating this small thatched hut to show the difference between men and women, and there is no private space when they live together, so it's no wonder that Xiu'er can only hide in the thatched hut in the daytime to do what she loves to do.

At the head of the bed and on the pile of hay, there was also a set of clothes that had been worn for an unknown period of time, tattered, but cleanly washed. It's like Xiu'er's room, although it is poor and white, but it is cleaned up and refreshing, which fully shows Xiu'er's gentle and hard-working nature.

This home...... It's really poor!

Midnight slowly walked out of the thatched hut, and in a kitchen in the courtyard surrounded by a few pieces of wood, there was the sound of teeth gnashing bones.

Xiu'er and Evil came to squat on the ground, eating their lunch.

While chewing the chicken bones spit out of Midnight's mouth with satisfaction, Evil Lai picked up a bone and sent it to Xiu'er, and said vaguely: "Sister, you can also have one, it's really delicious, there is still shredded meat on this piece!" ”

"No, evil is still young, it's the time to grow the body, it's better to eat evil!" Xiu'er grabbed a handful of rice mixed with wild vegetables and bran from the bowl, put it in her mouth, and smiled while chewing: "My sister likes to eat this wild vegetable to make rice, it tastes very good, and I heard that it can make the skin look a little better!" ”

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