Chapter 11 Why Chen Changan Never Bathes
The girl stared at her face carefully, "What's the matter?
Miao Yunu was waiting for this sentence, and immediately wrapped her eyes in beads, and cried: "Female master, it's all to blame for Chen Chang'an, he seems to know that I am going to Laojun Hall to absorb the incense gas, so he hid at the bottom of the incense case in advance, and beat me while I was not paying attention, and also dropped the incense burner." Female master, people hate him to death, don't marry him. ”
"Chen Changan beat you?"
Miaoyu Nu knew that the master was suspicious, so she hurriedly said: "Actually, it's not a fight, it's just that she stabbed me with a burning stick while I wasn't paying attention." Their butts still hurt!"
"Well, what is he doing with the incense burner?" the girl's voice became more and more kind.
Miaoyu Nu's heart was up and down, the more kind the female master's voice was, the more it meant that the storm was coming, how dare she lie again, and said honestly: "I knelt in front of the incense case to absorb the incense gas, Chen Changan drilled out and poked me, and I was frightened and knocked down the incense burner." ”
"Well, I see a glow on the left side of your face, what's going on?"
Miao Yunu took out a small mirror and looked at her face, and sure enough, there was a trace of green light swimming in the bark-like skin, and she thought about it for a while, and said, "Master Hui, the old laurel tree in front of the White Deer Cave floated down a leaf and fell to the palm of my left hand, is it because of this?"
The girl stepped forward and carefully examined her left hand, where there was indeed an invisible outline of a laurel leaf.
The girl frowned, "Isn't it, right? Back then, I took you to the White Deer Cave, and I begged the old man Bai for a long time, but I couldn't get half a leaf." If you go, she'll give you a piece?"
The girl's voice suddenly raised an octave, "Say, what happened before that!"
Seeing that the master's face was solemn, how could Miaoyu dare to hide it anymore, and told her about her withdrawal from marriage and throwing the letter of appointment into the octagonal pool.
"Divorce?" the girl slapped Miaoyu on the right cheek, "Who allowed you to withdraw from the marriage?" Do you dare to disobey the will of the emperor?"
Miaoyu covered her right cheek with her hand and stood in a daze, the female master beat me?
"At that time, he was only a four-month-old nurse, what did he know, and how to count!" cried Miaoyu.
"You!" the girl raised her hand for a long time, sighed and put it down again, and shouted: "You go to the Changsheng Field now and ask me for the letter of appointment back." Immediately, immediately!"
Miao Yunu took out the fold of crumpled red paper from her arms and handed it to the female master, "The letter of appointment is still with me." I originally gave it to him, but later, I was afraid that you would be angry, so I secretly took it back. ”
The girl took the red paper, her face finally softened, and when she opened it, her hair was about to stand up, and she fell on Miaoyu's face, "Look for yourself, without a name, without a seal, what kind of appointment is it!"
Miao Yu Nu picked up the red paper from the ground, bowed her head and silently suffered the anger of the female master.
She had already read the letter of appointment, not only was the name of the person on it unclear, but the golden "Seal of Shouchang" seal was also missing.
"You, you! The Emperor of the People has carefully arranged for more than 200 years, just for the 'Seal of Shouchang', you are good, a trip to the Face Mountain, and everything is ruined!"
"What are you talking about for my marriage, not for himself, for that seal!" Miao Yu Nu said angrily, "What kind of little princess is the emperor's favorite, what golden branches and jade leaves, it's not just a tool in his hand!"
The girl kicked in the crook of her leg, "You kneel down for me, and quickly ask the emperor for guilt!"
Miaoyu Nu knelt on the ground, the bluestone slabs were broken, and she tilted her head and glared at the girl, "No! No!
As he spoke, he struggled to get up, but he couldn't stand up.
"You!" the girl looked at her stubborn eyes, exactly the same as her mother's childhood, and finally couldn't bear it, so she stepped forward and pulled her up, "You, always twist like this, the same as your mother." ”
Miao Yunu heard her mention her mother, and her sorrow came from it, "You just see me as an illegitimate child, no one hurts, no one loves, they all bully me, the emperor is, you too! Master Yu is good to me, but he doesn't want to stay by my side." ”
The girl's eyes were red, and she pulled her to sit down on the futon, "Child, it's not to bully you, it's to let you grow up quickly." The monks of the world, Li Min and the common people are all pressed on the human emperor alone, only you, only Chen Changan can help him. Why did Chen Changan never take a bath? It was because Old Man Bai didn't let him take a bath. There is a secret hidden in his body, a shocking secret hidden in him, which is related to the monks of the world and your father. As long as you unravel that secret, your father and emperor will be able to prolong his life for 500 years! In 500 years, with the ability of the human emperor, many possibilities will happen. Yu'er, you don't want your father to die, do you?"
Miao Yunu was dumbfounded when she heard this, this Chen Changan is as dirty as a chimpanzee, is it because he is hiding a secret?
Hearing the female master's question, she shook her head again and again, "Of course I hope that my father can live long live, long live, long live." ”
"That's it. Guard Chen Changan well, and when you get married, I will tell you what to do. You're all sixteen this year, and according to the rules of the Empire, it's time to get married. ”
Hearing the female master mention marriage, Miaoyu Nu lowered her head in shame and married that black monkey? him! Big deal, I will find out the secret hidden in his body and dedicate it to my father.
I suddenly remembered that he couldn't take a bath, but when I saw him that night, he had just finished taking a shower, and his hair was still wet, and he didn't know if he would reveal his secret.
hurriedly said: "Female master, that Chen Chang'an once took a bath, I have seen it." ”
The girl stood up on the ground, "And what do you find out from his back?"
Miao Yunu was asked with a big red face, "People just see that his clothes and hair are wet, how can they see his back." ”
"Oh, scare me, his head is washable. No, we have to invite him and protect him strictly. You go to the Immortal Field, don't make a noise, and bring him here secretly, and I will repair the book to the emperor, and let him give him an order, and you will get married as soon as possible! Forget it, I'll go in person!"
Chen Changan shouted at the few people pointed out by the little girl, "Who stole my taro?"
The tiger-headed young man turned his head and looked around, "Do any of you take his taro?"
The three people around him all shook their heads, "We didn't take it." ”
Chen Chang'an raised his hand, and the burning stick appeared in his hand, play this with me?
"They didn't take it, that's what you did. I'll count three times, don't hand it over, don't blame me for being rude!"
The tiger-headed young man drew a long sword on the ground, "I, Duan Ming, a manly man, spit and smash a nail, how have I ever seen your taro coming." ”
This inscription also comes from the realm of the Great Snow Mountain, the ancestors have been friends with the Bai family for generations, and seeing Bai Lingyu suffering, he has long had the heart to stand up for him.
It was only when he saw the strangeness of the burning stick in his hand that he didn't dare to act rashly, until the two of them were out of their burdens, and then they went to steal Fei Peng's taro to take revenge on them.
Duan Ming looks like a tiger, but he is not stupid, what he just said: I didn't see your taro, I just caught the loophole in Chen Changan's words, I took the taro of the dead fat man, and I really didn't take you.
In this kind of speech, in the Xuanyang Continent, Chen Changan is all bad, how can he be fooled, and said: "Don't quibble! What about my brother's taro?"
Duan Ming saw that he couldn't bluff him with words, there were four of them, and the other party was only one, like this, there was no family backing, what happened to beating him?
Duan Ming gave the other three a look, and the four of them surrounded Chen Changan with long swords in their hands.
Capture the thief and capture the king first, how could Chen Changan fall into their encirclement, and with a wave of the burning stick, he attacked Duan Ming first.
Purple smoke poured out from Chen Chang'an's Zhihai incense burner, and the Shaoyang Sutra poured into his arm along his hand. In an instant, Chen Changan only felt that his arm had doubled, and his tense muscles were filled with infinite strength.
"Phew!" Chen Changan shouted, swinging his stick at Duan Ming.
Chen Changan's momentum was too amazing, Duan Ming seemed to be frightened, standing still, the two people next to him stabbed obliquely, and crossed their swords in front of Duan Ming.
Chen Changan opened his hand Shaoyang Sutra, and with the assistance of purple smoke, he swung a stick with all his strength, how powerful it was, and the burning stick hit the two long swords, and sparks appeared.
How could the two of them stop it, the long sword took off their hands, poof, and both long swords were inserted into Duan Ming's chest.
Blood gushed out along the sword trough, Duan Ming stared blankly at the two long swords on his chest, and pointed at Chen Changan, "Hello ......"
Before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground, staring at Chen Changan's eyes, and slowly lost his luster.
"Kill, kill!" shouted his three members and ran away.
In mid-air, a drunken figure floated down, and when he came to Duan Ming, he saw that he was so dead that he couldn't die anymore, and with a big hand, like an eagle grabbing a chicken, he pinched the back of Chen Chang'an's neck, "Bold maniac, dare to kill people in the Immortal Field!"
Chen Changan was pinched by his big hand, and his whole body was like boiled noodles, immediately sour and soft, and he couldn't even speak.
The thin little girl flashed her long eyelashes, stepped forward, pointed at Duan Ming and said: "This uncle, please stop your anger! It was he who stole something, this little brother was angry, and he reasoned with him, but his accomplice actually took a sword to kill this little brother, and somehow, the sword of those two people was inserted into his chest, and then he died." ”
The drunken man wiped his drunken eyes and said angrily: "That's not good! On the field of eternal life, you must not kill people, and killing people will pay for your life!"
The drunken man's real name is Wu Gang, and he is the younger brother of Lu Mihou, the dean of the Yanchi Daoist Academy, and he usually loves things in his arms, and today it is his turn to supervise the Changsheng Field. The so-called supervision is to watch no one die on the field. Seeing that the sun was setting in the west, the day was about to pass without wind and rain, so I took out a few sips of wine from the gourd.
Wu Gang saw that there was a human life, this is a big deal, he was angry, and after saying that, he was about to pinch Chen Changan's neck.