Chai Yang took a sip of tea, glanced at Ouyang Xiu again, and then said: "The hook is old, the hook is the test, the old test is the child, and the child is old." ”

As soon as this coupling came out, Ouyang Xiu's brows furrowed tightly: "Where did you find this coupling?" ”

When Chai Yang saw his expression, he was suddenly a little proud: "It's just an old boy who has failed many times and has a feeling, how about Brother Ouyang?" If not, I'm going to close the door. ”

Ouyang Xiu snorted coldly: "If I am locked out of the door by you, won't the whole Bianjing know about it?" ”

Chai Yang laughed: "That's natural, I'll go and prepare for the artillery battle now, if you can't do it, I'll send you out of the house with a cannon battle, hahaha!" ”

Ouyang Xiu was still thinking hard, but Chai Yang turned his head and began to talk to Chen Yuan: "Brother Chen, I heard that you originally came to Kaoenke?" ”

Chen Yuan nodded: "Yes, it was only when I came to Bianjing that I knew that I was only a shallow learner, and it was better to do some business and make some money safely." ”

Chai Yang obviously agreed with Chen Yuan's statement: "Yes, everyone in the world says that reading is good, but what's the use of just reading two books?" Like that old boy, he didn't achieve anything when he got into the gray hair, and it makes people feel sad when he thinks about it. ”

Ouyang Xiu did pat his thigh at this time: "There is!" Chai Daguan, you should take out your old wine earlier! ”

After speaking, he stood up very confidently: "The big officials listen to my next link - one person is big, two people are heaven, heaven is great favor, human favor is greater than heaven!" ”

Chai Yang was stunned for a moment, and he also admired Ouyang Xiu's quick thinking in his heart, and immediately clasped his fists and said: "Brother Ouyang is talented, junior brother admires!" Please, inside please! ”

Ouyang Xiu did wave his hand, and did not enter the inner hall, but looked at Chen Yuan.

Chai Yang suddenly remembered that he hadn't made an introduction for them yet, and said to Chen Yuan at the moment: "This is the Jinshi of the Heavenly Saint Year, Lord Ouyang Xiu. ”

Chen Yuanshili: "Xiaosheng Chen Shimei, I have seen Lord Ouyang. ”

In fact, depending on their age, the two are about the same age, but they are officials and jinshi, and Chen Shimei is nothing now, so she naturally has to be shorter.

Ouyang Xiu looked at Chen Yuan coldly, and his attitude was a little unfriendly: "I am waiting to study, how can I just make a name for myself?" ”

Chen Yuan didn't want to offend him, so he said with a smile: "What the adults have taught is that villains also have no place to live, and there is really no other way." ”

Ouyang Xiu's anger has not diminished slightly because of Chen Yuan's concession, he has been poor since he was a child, and he can't even afford paper, so he can only rely on his mother to write on the ground to teach him to recognize, because he attaches great importance to his attitude towards reading.

Chen Yuan gave up studying to do business, which in Ouyang Xiu's eyes was an insult to scholars.

He squinted at Chen Yuan: "The most important thing in reading is to learn knowledge from books, there is a way that everything is inferior, only reading is high, this is not a high status after reading, but the state of mind of the reader." ”

Chen Yuan continued to smile and said: "What the adults have taught is that the little ones can be taught. ”

Chai Yang knew that Ouyang Xiu was a person, so he was busy interrupting the topic, waved his hand and said to Chen Yuan: "Shopkeeper, you go and do your work, I'm really sorry for delaying you a lot of time." ”

Chen Yuan was thinking about answering the call and leaving, who knew that Ouyang Xiu didn't seem to finish scolding Chen Yuan, and his heart was very unhappy, and he actually walked in front of Chen Yuan: "You have studied until now, and you have come to Bianjing to rely on an Enke, even if you know that you don't have much hope, you should give it a try, give up so easily, not only will you lose the face of the scholar, but you will even be sorry for your father and mother in your hometown!" ”

This is very serious, if it is Chen Shimei, it is estimated that she can endure it. But Chen Yuan couldn't, and his face immediately changed color.

Chai Yang Lala Ouyang Xiu: "Brother Ouyang, everyone has their own ambitions, it seems that you are too much to say this." ”

Ouyang Xiu snorted coldly: "Such an unscrupulous person, I don't bother to say it, just go!" ”

Chai Yang waved his hand and motioned for Chen Yuan to leave quickly. But Chen Yuan is now in a bad breath, where is he willing to leave?

He said at the moment: "Xiaosheng also knows that he is insulting to Sven by doing this, but Xiaosheng is only shallow in learning, and he can't even match a rural soil, if he is admitted to fame, he can't benefit one party, so he might as well give up and be clean." ”

As soon as Ouyang Xiu heard Chen Yuan say that the countryside was right, he looked at Chen Yuan and looked at his eyes, knowing that this was the other party's war letter.

sneered at the moment: "What pair?" Let's hear it. ”

Chen Yuan straightened up: "It's better not to say it, so as not to pollute the ears of adults." Xiaosheng can't come up, and if you want to come to adult high school, you will definitely be able to come up. ”

Chai Yang stood aside and stopped talking, he knew that pairing was what Ouyang Xiu liked to do, and Ouyang Xiu was good at it, and he was happy to watch the excitement on the side, anyway, even if one of the two of them couldn't get off the stage, it wasn't his own offense.

Ouyang Xiu probably really didn't want to say anything to Chen Yuan, so he only said one word: "Say!" ”

Chen Yuan sneered, and secretly said in his heart, my pair is a recognized dead pair in the 21st century, and only when you are right can you have a ghost!

Thinking like this in his heart, he forced Ouyang Xiu to take a step again: "It's better not to say it, this pair has made Xiaosheng lose the confidence to test his fame, if he hits the adult again,"

Before he finished speaking, Ouyang Xiu laughed: "Until now, there is no pair that I can't match!" ”

Chen Yuan didn't give a salute this time, and opened his lips lightly: "That's it, my lord, listen up!" -- The deaf man hears the dumb man say, and the blind man sees the ghost. ”

This really can't be regarded as a couplet in the Song Dynasty, because the words in the middle are vulgar and have no poetic rhyme. It can only be regarded as a local dialect in the countryside.

After Ouyang Xiu heard this, he first smiled contemptuously, and said secretly in his heart: "This country is so vulgar. ”

But if you look back carefully, although it is vulgar, it is really not easy for you to match! It is impossible for the deaf to hear, for the dumb to speak, for the blind to see, and for the ghost to be a kind of nothingness. The most important thing is to listen, speak, and see, all of which are above the five senses. It is the deaf who hears, the dumb who speaks, and the blind who sees, and judging from his experience of countless couplets, this is simply absolute!

Ouyang Xiu didn't speak for a long time, Chen Yuan knew that even if he was Ouyang Xiu, he wouldn't be able to answer this pair! At least without a few months of effort, he would not have been able to answer.

After waiting for a while, he didn't see Ouyang Xiu speak, Chen Yuan raised his head and walked out of the door: "Lord Ouyang, Chai Daguan, Xiao Ke asked himself if he was right for this local pair, so he knew that he was only a shallow learner, and his reputation was not examined, and now he still has some business to take care of, so he said goodbye!" ”

Chai Yang hurriedly stood up: "Brother Chen, go slowly." ”

And Ouyang Xiu was completely immersed in the pair of "earth pairs" at this time, and he didn't care about everything around him.

Chen Yuan walked out of Binyue Building in Chaiyang, feeling a little depressed in his heart. In the morning, I met an Ouyang Xiu to teach me a lesson, and my good mood was lost. Take two deep breaths and push the empty barrel back to your liquor shop.

I still have something to do this morning, and I have to go to see Yan Chasan, who is being detained in the prison of Kaifeng Mansion. This matter was explained by Bai Yutang, although Chen Yuan didn't want to have too much contact with people like Bai Yutang, but people gave you money to do things, and you can't help but do them.

(Brothers, let's throw two tickets!) ）