Chapter 25: Dodge

Outside the door of the palace, Zhang Luan fastened the door tightly, waited at the door for a while, and suddenly thought of the leader of the brocade guard who had followed him before, so he walked towards the room where the guests were entertained in the mansion. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the past, I saw Dou Zhong bragging while eating with a few of his subordinates.

"Oh, Zhang Luan, come here." Now there are no outsiders, and Dou Zhong no longer salutes, and calls Zhang Luan's name very casually.

Zhang Luan poured a large glass of wine over and said, "Dou Zhong, thank you for your help this time, if it weren't for you, a friend of Jinyiwei, I wouldn't know how to invite Zhu Changyuan over today." ”

"You just call someone to go, can he still come, and when he hears your name as Uncle Xingyang, he has to come over obediently." Dou Zhong said jokingly.

Zhang Luan smiled and shook his head.

There are some things that Dou Zhong doesn't know, for example, today his sister went out of the palace to go home to save relatives, for example, Zhu Changyuan had a private meeting with his sister in his mansion.

But there is no need to tell Dou Zhong about these. Even if he is a brother.

Inside the main hall.

Zhu Changyuan's heart was full of 10,000 grass and mud horses, and his heart was really worthy of being a royal person, and even a small weak woman knew how to use the royal way to be domineering.

However, for the question of beauties, Zhu Changyuan can really only make up lies.

You can't say you brought it from another place hundreds of millions of light years away, right? But what's the reason for knitting?

Yes, I'll just say, from the ancient books, what can you do to me?

"Niangniang's anger (Western Fantasy) Polar Night!" Zhu Changyuan arched his hand and said: "It's all to blame for the fact that the lower officials have no way to speak for a while, and they have taught His Royal Highness the Crown Prince badly, and the lower officials are guilty of the crime, and the crime is capital crime!" ”

The woman said, "No need to be polite. This palace is not here to worry about this with you, so let's talk about it quickly. With a flick of her finger, she poured herself a glass of water and drank it slowly.

Zhu Changyuan said: "Niangniang, forgive the official's bluntness." This question is really what Xia Guan looks at from ancient books. In fact, this is not a problem. It's just a joke. Mothers don't have to be so serious. ”

"I don't need you to lecture me." Although the woman's tone was not good, there was not much real anger on her face, but after hearing Zhu Changyuan's words, she was a little more disappointed, and sighed, "I know." I wonder what the general read from what book? ”

Zhu Changyuan talked casually and said: "The wife of the minister's family is filial piety and the county lord, it is the Korean royal family, and it is the book she brought from the king of Korea.

Anyway, bragging and not asking for money. I specifically said that I read it from the North Korean book, I don't believe that you can still go through the North Korean literature, even if you go to the literature and don't find it, then it is your bad luck, and it has nothing to do with me.

"Hmm!" The woman can't help it, she can't force Zhu Changyuan to talk nonsense.

Besides, where does Zhu Changyuan know what kind of answer he wants?

In the huge room, all of a sudden only the woman was drinking tea. The voice of the ragged salsa.

Silence, silence made Zhu Changyuan a little uncomfortable, facing the emperor's woman. No matter how beautiful this woman is, he doesn't dare to have any unhealthy thoughts.

However, such silence is not an option.

"Where is the General's hometown?" The woman asked softly.

Zhu Changyuan's head darkened, he called me a general twice in a row, and now he still asks me where my hometown is, is this going to deal with me. Still asking so carefully?

"Ugh." If you don't say it, you can't do it, so you have to bite the bullet and say: "Minister Liaodong people." ”

You shout generals. Then I have to call myself a minister.

"Does the general know where Hongu's hometown is?" The woman asked.

Zhu Changyuan was so drunk that he said in his heart that there was nothing to talk about his hometown in the middle of the night. Well, as soon as the heart was horizontal, the image of the hippie smiling face in the usual time jumped out again, and said: "The minister doesn't know, but Niangniang is naturally beautiful and a rare beauty in the world, so the minister boldly guesses that Niangniang's hometown should be rice fat, or Suzhou and Hangzhou?" ”

Rice fat or Suzhou and Hangzhou are all produced, no, they are places where beautiful women are produced.

"No, this palace is from Xiangfu County, Kaifeng Prefecture."

Henan people?

Zhu Changyuan almost blurted out this funny comparison, which was really a little far from what he guessed.

"Huh..." Niangniang suddenly smiled, her eyes were misty and tactful, as if she was muttering to Zhu Changyuan, and said: "Since the seventh year of this palace, I have the same dream every day, and this palace seems to remember my hometown... ”

Speaking of excitement, Niangniang's emotions were a little uncontrollable, Zhu Changyuan was shocked, quickly interrupted, and said: "Niangniang actor is a cat!" ”

The woman had just woken up from the excitement she had just had.

"If the mother is okay, the lower official will retire!"

What are you kidding, in the Ming Dynasty, a place where brocade clothes and guards are ubiquitous, if someone knows that he is chatting with the emperor's woman in the middle of the night about his hometown, it is estimated that he will be in a different place tomorrow.

Lao Tzu still has a big deal to do, and now he really can't offend Chongzhen's goods, otherwise how can he mix in the capital, how can he make money to complete the task.

"Ugh!" The woman also seemed to be aware of her gaffe, but for Zhu Changyuan's words that she wanted to retire, she firmly refused: "Don't worry, general, please listen to the dream of the palace and interpret the dream for the palace!" ”

Nani?

If it weren't for the fact that you were a concubine in the palace, I would have thought you were going to seduce me.

However, the woman on the other side obviously didn't really mean to seduce herself.

But Nima, I don't know how to interpret dreams.

"Back to Niangniang's words, minister, minister will not interpret dreams." Zhu Changyuan refused.

"It doesn't matter, listen to me finish the dream first."

Before the woman in this palace was finished, she heard a rough man's voice outside, which almost scared Zhu Changyuan to death.

"Minister, Zhang Guoji, take your wife to meet the queen!"

Emperor... Zhu Changyuan was dumbfounded, this thing turned out to be the queen of the Ming Empire, and asked me to come out in the middle of the night to talk about these things, in case Chongzhen Lao'er knew, wouldn't it ...... the groove.

If you don't do this, you won't die, okay, I'm still going to prepare to raise money in another place tomorrow.

However, seeing the panicked look on the queen's face, Zhu Changyuan had to put all these careful thoughts into his stomach, and Nima would solve the crisis in front of him first. There's someone waiting to see you outside.

"Ahem, ahem!" Perhaps because she was frightened when she heard the sound outside when she just drank water, the queen covered her mouth with her hands, coughed for a while, and her face was slightly red. whispered to Zhu Changyuan: "Quick, find a way to hide!" ”

Zhu Changyuan looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Where am I hiding, you look around, where can I stay?" ”

The queen took a look, and sure enough, there were either chairs or benches around her. There was not even a place to hide, so he was anxious and said, "Then I don't care, you can figure it out yourself." ”

Zhu Changyuan smiled bitterly, there is a way. But if I disappear from you out of thin air, and it reaches Chongzhen's ears tomorrow, Lao Tzu can only come up with a bad idea, and said: "You are the queen mother, can you see the goods outside if you want to see them?" You can refuse! ”

"Bold!" The queen's face turned pale, and she said with a straight face: "The ones outside are the parents of the palace, how can they not see them." He sighed again. The mother of this palace has been suffering from heart palpitations for many years, and if she sees you and me like this, she will definitely be. I'm sure I'm going to faint. ”

This is what the queen is most worried about, if there is only Zhang Guoji alone, it is easy to say, I believe that the father is also willing to help his daughter cover up her shame, but she can't ignore the mother's palpitations.

". Old minister Zhang Guoji! Zhang Guoji outside shouted for a long time and no one responded, and he was a little worried. It doesn't matter if she secretly says her daughter, she directly opens the door and wants to enter the room.

"Zhu Changyuan. Hurry, hurry! Empress Zhang was nervous for a while, almost without a master, and said: "No matter what method you use, hide it for me quickly, if my parents find out that you are here, and if anything happens to you, this palace can cut off your head tonight." ”

Zhu Changyuan is full of black lines, what she said is not false at all, as the queen mother, if she turns her face and doesn't recognize people, she can now have 10,000 ways to put him to death.

For example, weaving a name for assassination is too simple, and it can be solved on the spot.

Of course, if it is to solve ordinary people, Zhu Changyuan does not think that he is an ordinary person who can be solved casually.

"Squeak!" With a bang, the door was pushed open by two maids.

The queen was shocked and said to Zhu Changyuan: "Hide quickly." ”

Zhu Changyuan looked left and right, but he still couldn't see a little place to hide, and he heard Zhang Guoji walking in while talking, and he had already reached the back of the screen, so he didn't have time to think about it, so he quickly ran behind the queen mother, pulled up her long skirt and got in.

"Ahh Empress Zhang screamed, Zhang Guoji hurriedly ran to the inner hall and asked nervously, "What's wrong with the queen?" ”

The queen's mother also came over and said, "Yan'er, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Yan stabilized her emotions, squeezed out a smile, and said, "It's okay." He hurriedly stood up and saluted his father and mother, "Meet my father and mother." ”

"Sit down, sit down!" The mother walked next to Zhang Yan and sat down chatteringly.

Zhang Guoji arched his hand and said: "The queen has tormented the old minister." ”

There is no way, although Zhang Guoji is the queen's father, his status and identity are indeed not as noble as others.

"Father, where is it, don't sit down quickly!" Zhang Yan also sat down.

The mother said, "That's it, see my precious daughter, there are so many rules." After speaking, he smiled, showed a kind gaze, looked at Zhang Yan and said, "Daughter, how are you doing in the palace?" ”

Zhang Yan nodded and was silent.

Mother Zhang said again: "Your Majesty can still take care of it on weekdays?" ”

Zhang Guoji stood next to him, snorted twice, thinking that his mother-in-law couldn't speak, and arched his hand: "In a trance, the first emperor has been gone for ten years, and the mother should pay more attention to taking care of her body!" ”

As a father, he can only sigh at the fate of this daughter.

Zhu Changyuan, who was under the skirt, heard the conversation outside, and his mouth and nose were about to bleed.

This scene is a scene that countless men dream of, even if it is a special tomorrow that the Ming Empire wants Lao Tzu's head, Lao Tzu is worth it.

It was hot in summer, and Zhang Yan only wore a pair of obscene pants in her long skirt, which could not contain her thighs and buttocks. In front of Zhu Changyuan, what was shown was a pair of delicate, white and slender legs.

This queen is described as "glamorous" in one word, with a beautiful and enchanting posture and peerless beauty.

The fragrance of the girl came, which made Zhu Changyuan intoxicated, in order not to show anything unusual, he could only stick his body to the queen's legs, and sometimes his nose accidentally touched the queen's delicate and cool calves, and his heart couldn't help but spasm. (To be continued)