Chapter 18: The Righteous Knot (II)
Yang Huai really wanted to cry without tears and want to say goodbye, at that time, Jiang Shang was about to be trampled to death by that group of soybean soldiers, he was also busy making mistakes, and when he rushed up to save people, he did feel that his feet were so slightly soft.
Looking at the alpha laser bombardment knife in Yeyu's hand that can cut a ditch more than half a foot deep and seventeen or eighteen feet deep on the ground, Jiang Shang faintly felt that the gossip robe given to him by the hand of the primordial Tianzun master did not seem to be so invulnerable when draped on his body; As for the five-hundred-pound stone in the hands of the evil man, as long as he condescendingly smashed it all at once, even a bronze man was afraid that he would be smashed into a cake alive!
Jiang Shang's face turned green, and he looked at the two fierce gods rushing towards him, straightened his neck, and screamed, "Yang Huai, come and help!" ”
Yang Huai's eyes widened, and he shouted: "You hundreds of soybean soldiers are rushing towards me like a death squad, how do you want me to save you?" Hurry up and order the soybean soldiers to attack the two of them! Also, don't you know how to soar the clouds, so if you can't do it, you can fly! ”
Jiang Shang nodded again and again, pinched his fingers, and before he could fly, the evil came to spin the big stone in his hand like throwing a discus, and he roared loudly: "Fly!" Fly! Fly! I'll let you fly! The last time you flew back, someone shot you in the ass with an arrow, and this time I'm going to hit you in the ass with a big rock!! You pay for my pot, you pay for my water tank, you pay for my copper shovel, you pay my bucket, you pay my big locust tree...... If you don't compensate, I'll stone you to death!! ”
Jiang Shang really wants to pay compensation, but now where do you want him to go to find what pot, what water tank, what bucket now?
Yang Huai grabbed the evil and shouted urgently: "Is it good for the evil to give face, let Mr. Jiang go, what kind of water tank, cauldron, copper shovel bucket of yours, I am responsible for all the compensation to you, okay?!" ”
Evil screamed: "No, there is no pot left, what do you use to cook face?" Even the bibimbap is gone!! ”
The door of the thatched hut was pushed open with a "squeak", and Xiu'er looked at the "courtyard" in front of her, which could no longer find a little familiar feeling, she tried to blink her eyes, and it took a long time before she covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Oh my God! ”
The courtyard outside the thatched hut has completely disappeared, the firewood house has collapsed, the kitchen is gone, the pot has been smashed, the water tank has been broken, and even the big locust tree in the yard has fallen to the ground helplessly. As far as the eye can see, there are chaotic footprints everywhere, marks from knives and axes and broken bamboo slices, and there are more than a dozen terrible marks on the ground, which are horizontal and vertical, half a foot deep and more than ten feet long.
The whole courtyard was smashed to pieces as if it had just been visited twenty times by robbers, and on this ruin, four people stood together with intimacy, as if they were communicating something with each other.
Jiang Shang gasped in shock, grabbed the stone in his hand and threw it into the sky, and began to play his flying tango again, as for using the stone as a weapon to smash people...... Of course no, no! Yang Huai put his hands behind his back, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and chanted loudly: "When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky......" At first glance, it really has a bit of a handsome atmosphere of a talented and beautiful woman, of course, it would be better if he could shoot off the overly conspicuous footprints on his buttocks. As for the night talk, she stared down at the golden soybeans under her feet, God knows if she wanted to witness with her own eyes how a soybean took root, sprouted, blossomed and fruited, and gave birth to the next generation of soybean sons.
Just now, a few people who were murderous and had to fight to the death actually entered a delicate stage of peace because of the appearance of Xiu'er.
Xiu'er asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"Hmm...... Well...... this" Jiang Shang said: "The three of us took the liberty to visit, and we were always embarrassed to eat and live for nothing, so we discussed it just now, huh...... Brother and sister, your family only has a thatched house, and even the evil one has to sleep in the firewood room, this, um, um, ah, we feel that it is necessary to help my brother and sister expand the yard and build a few more thatched houses. You don't have to thank me for this, the idea is still from Yang Huai! ”
The ball was kicked on him, and Yang Huai nodded slightly without changing his face: "Yes, today is the so-called dark murderous night wind and high set fire...... No, I mean, it's a moonlit day, and it's quiet and undisturbed, and we're in time for the night to work. As for why you have to rush to work at night, huh...... This night girl knows best! ”
Yeyu glared at Yang Huai fiercely, her brain was spinning like a computer hard drive, and she muttered: "Well, this night is cooler, it's too easy to sweat during the day, we work overnight, and when it's almost dawn, I'll go to the river to take a bath by the river, this is called um...... Work and clean at the same time! ”
"yes, yes!" Yang Huai affectionately put an arm on Yeyu's body, and secretly clasped Yeyu's right hand to prevent her from suddenly breaking out and hurting people and slashing Jiang Shang. Yang Huai still had a sincere smile on his face, and said: "The biggest advantage of girls taking a bath at night is that even if someone wants to peek, they can't see anything in the dark." Sister Yeyu is afraid of meeting a pervert, and she also asked me and Mr. Jiang Shang to help her guard when the time comes! ”
Ye Yu raised his left hand slightly to sweep away a trace of weeds on the tip of his hair, and a crisp sound came from Yang Huai's right rib. Yeyu stretched out his hand, probably wanting to remove a locust leaf on his shoulder for Yang Huai, Yang Huai with a smile that could make the girl in the flower world shout wildly, affectionately grabbed Yeyu's hand, and said: "The girl's hand is really not suitable for such rough work as repairing the house, the injury on your leg has just healed, it's better to rest more!" ”
Yeyu smiled and responded, "You are the same!" ”
Yang Huai and Yeyu are really a pair of talented and beautiful people, after this unexpected meeting, they looked at each other, looked at their expressions, and looked at their concentration, it seemed that they were already Wang Ba and mung beans, inspiring a spark of love.
But in private......
Yang Huai clasped Yeyu's wrist tightly, stared at a jet-black steel needle in her palm, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Soaked in potassium cyanide?" ”
"Of course!"
Yeyu's smiling face was like a flower, attached to Yang Huai's ear, and he whispered: "If you prevent me from completing the task, you are my enemy." ”
Yeyu spit out a breath of warm air and poured it into Yang Huai's ears softly, Yang Huai only felt that his whole body was crisp, and seeing the strange light in Yeyu's eyes flashing away, Yang Huai couldn't help but scream in his heart that it was not good. Yang Huai quickly turned his head, and Ye Yu's red lips skimmed over his face, only to feel that his face was slightly hot, and the hot liquid slowly seeped out along his face.
Ye Yu licked a bead of blood on her lips and chuckled, "Your reaction is fast!" ”
Yang Huai smiled bitterly: "No matter how fast you are, you can't kill your killing skills, you hid a blade under your tongue, right?" I really want to know, aren't you afraid that you can't help but sneeze and accidentally cut off half of your tongue? ”
"There are a total of 639 muscles in the human body, composed of 6 billion muscle fibers, and I can already control 627 muscles freely, and the chance of accidentally injuring this kind of thing is a little less than the chance of you choking to death by drinking cold water."
Yang Huai looked at his arm on Yeyu's body and said, "Am I guilty of throwing myself into the net?" I suppose a warrior who can control six hundred and twenty-seven muscles in his body must have more than a steel needle and a blade on his body, right? ”
"Of course!"
Yeyu said approvingly: "I like to deal with men who are smart and courageous. I advise you to be honest, and see this strand of hair that I swept away the weeds from the ends of my hair and brought it down? It's actually a tungsten wire, and with a little push, the pervert's claw you put on me will completely separate from your body. ”
"I'm really convinced!" Yang Huai sighed: "I'm very stupid, and I don't have any special skills, and it's impossible to control more than six hundred muscles. At most, I can use the innate qi in my body to make my body reach a high temperature of 1,000 degrees Celsius in an instant. Especially when I was accidentally injured, the blood that splattered out of my body was definitely the same as the molten steel that had just been baked, and it was definitely sprayed wherever it burned, if it really sprayed on people, alas...... Getting someone hurt is really not the outcome I want to see. ”
Ye Yu looked at Yang Huai's arm on his shoulder quietly, and said, "It seems that we have a draw in this game?" ”
Yang Huai said: "Yes! Once we do it, we are absolutely dead! ”
"Then let's open the second battlefield!"
Ye Yu said: "Aren't you like to 'die' Mr. Jiang Shang?" You should be closer to him, you have seen it with your own eyes, he can fly, if you don't pay attention to him, who will compensate you for your losses?! ”
Jiang Shang couldn't even cry out in his heart, but in front of Xiu'er, he was embarrassed to fly directly to the sky, so he could only watch as Evil Lai threw the stone to the ground, strode over, stretched out an arm that could strangle an adult polar bear alive, and dragged him to death.
After drinking a few more glasses in the evening, he was still groggy when he got up in the middle of the night, so he grabbed the half-drunk wine gourd and walked out of the thatched hut. In the place that used to be a courtyard, Yang Huai and Yeyu were snuggling together intimately, that kind of affectionate vein, that kind of silent communication at this time, even the midnight was moved by chaos. And his stupid and stupid evil little brother, I don't know if his head suddenly opened today, and he actually knows how to tie up Jiang Shang's super god stick, and now he is carefully supporting Jiang Shang.
Midnight laughed and said, "You guys seem to be at first sight, and you're very affectionate!" Hahaha...... Is it because you've both fallen into traps and have a common language when you talk about things? ”
"Whirring ......"
The three guys with their own ghosts glanced at each other, and let out a cheap laugh together, and the stupid boy stood aside, and saw that everyone was laughing, and he was not willing to be left out hehehe.
For a while, Midnight stood in the courtyard with the four guys present who were smashed into ruins, and the seemingly cheerful laughter rang out.
"Listen to me!" Xiu'er looked at the evil man gently, and proposed: "Everyone can get together This is fate, and it is rare to get along so well, this is God's arrangement for us." Why don't you simply swear to the sky, marry Jin Lan, and become brothers in life and death who are closer than blood relations? ”
She probably wants to find a few more free nannies and bodyguards for Evil, right?
Ye Yu, Yang Huai, and Jiang Shang, the three guys with their own ghosts, looked at each other, and the development of things to this point was really much beyond their expectations.
Midnight's eyes lit up, I don't know why, as soon as he saw Yeyu and Yang Huai, a sense of intimacy would spring up in his heart, as for Jiang Shang, people are a bit of garbage, and their surnames are a little bit of tofu scum, but how can he be regarded as a master, if everyone worships the Jinlan brothers, he is embarrassed not to pass on a few hands to the brothers to save their lives? !
As soon as he stretched out his hand in the middle of the night, he hugged the three guys who were already stunned in his arms, and said loudly: "Everyone is swearing together, Xiu'er, evil, you guys also come over, there are more people!" ”
Pinch the soil for the furnace, insert a few branches and dare to pretend to be the best sandalwood, and then put on a wild boar that has just been hunted, midnight, night talk, Yang Huai, Jiang Shang, Xiu'er and evil to kneel in front of the incense case, several people swear to the sky in a mess, there is no lack of "I am blessed, you are in trouble" and other slippery tricks of fishing in mixed waters, everyone kowtowed a few more heads, even if it became a group of sworn brothers who intrigue and calculated each other.
Jiang Shang is seventy years old, he is the boss, he is twenty-five years old, he becomes the second brother, Yeyu is also twenty-five years old, he becomes the third sister, Yang Huai is only twenty-four years old, he can only become the fourth brother depressed, Xiu'er is the fifth sister at the age of twenty, and the stupid boy is the youngest, seventeen years old, ranking sixth.
"Brothers, please listen to me."
Midnight looked at everyone present, and said in a deep voice: "I am proud of Ziye's lack of everything in my life, I do things with a big grin, my behavior is unassuming, I don't even know how to offend people, the only thing I can be proud of is that I treat people with sincerity, as long as I like me to see it, I will make friends with my heart, so my brothers are all over the world!" My creed as a man is very simple, I must be righteous to my friends, I must love my women, I must be ruthless to my enemies, and I must be loyal to my country! Although I can't settle the country in the country, I can pat my chest and promise that in this bullshit world, whoever wants to hurt my brothers and sisters in the future will step on my proud corpse! ”
The words of midnight were really loud, and a kind of fiery blood of a real man naturally rose in the frankness. Xiu'er stared at the face in midnight that was like a stone carving axe, full of unwavering aura, and only felt that she was drunk.
Jiang Shang, Ye Yu, and Yang Huai glanced at each other, and fell silent at the same time.
I don't know how long she stood quietly in the courtyard and was silent, Yeyu knelt in front of the incense burner again, she looked at Midnight, and said, "I want to worship again, okay?" ”
Jiang Shang hesitated a little and knelt in front of the incense burner, and said, "Yes, it's fun, I want to worship again!" ”
"yes!" Yang Huai said: "There will not be a few times in my life to worship this kind of thing, and it will end before it tastes, it's really too sloppy!" ”
Midnight glanced at the brothers kneeling beside him, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, and said, "Okay, then let's worship again!" ”
Midnight didn't ask how Yeyu's leg healed, didn't ask Yang Huai how he suddenly remembered his name, and he didn't even frown when he faced the courtyard that was smashed into ruins. With a single swipe, he threw all the lies and deceptions out of the sky.
What he asks for is mutual integrity in the future!
It's really a wonderful philosophy of life, and it's really a good free and easy principle!
If you make a pertinent evaluation of Midnight's surname, Yeyu, Jiang Shang, and Yang Huai all flash the same word in their hearts: "Big husband!" ”
It is a kind of luck to be able to worship such a man!
He may be a little distracted, he may be so cynical that people can't compliment him, but in the depths of his blood, he has the pride and dignity of not bending!
When you swear to protect each other with him, he is your most trusted partner in life and death, your shield is your sword! As long as he's alive, you definitely don't need to worry about a weapon stabbed from behind!!
When this man gets serious, there is a kind of ...... in him that people have to trust and have to trust Fierce and domineering!
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