Originally, Wang Mumu, who was squinting and listening to this Xiao gourd's blind breaking, now his eyes widened, gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine! Wang Mumu was really shocked, and shouted in his heart: gourd baby? Are you a gourd baby? Are you still a red baby?

Wang Mumu wanted to see the other party's figure and body shape, and confirm the strong man red baby in front of him, so he frowned and said, "Xiao Hulu, you stand up!" ”

Xiao Hulu didn't know Wang Mumu's thoughts, so he didn't react, he took defense as an attack, and continued to pretend to be weak.

How can the student soldiers on the side tolerate any disrespect from our vice principal, the two student soldiers came up, one left and one right, and picked up Xiao Hulu like a chicken.

Wang Mumu thought, no! The boss of this gourd brother, Hongwa, should be a brave and resourceless strong man. But now you see, how can this little Xiao Hulu be regarded as a strong man? counterattacked, he should be a weak man without courage and strategy.

Wang Mumu continued to ask: "Do you still have six younger brothers?" ”

Now it was Xiao Hulu's turn to be shocked, this Wang Mumu really had a relationship with ghosts and gods like the legend? How would he know how many brothers I have? Alas, I smelled the truth potion just now, so let's be honest: "Back to the adult, there are indeed six younger brothers in the villain's family." ”

Wang Mumu: "Aren't they all colorful?" ”

Xiao Hulu thought, what kind of words is this? Although the birth of our gourd brothers is related to color, but being a person is not colorful, don't be ambiguous, okay? Therefore, Xiao Hulu wanted to shuanggui, that is, he wanted to explain the content of the regulations clearly within the scope of the regulations. Xiao Hulu argued: "My lord, after my mother gave birth to me, in the second year, the third year, and so on, for six consecutive years, only one big gourd was collected every acre of gourd field. My mother hugged the gourd and slept, and she was able to get pregnant, and after six years of birth, I had six younger brothers. And every year when giving birth, there is always a strong light, one year orange, one year yellow, one year green, one year green, one year blue, one year purple, every year is different. And once delivered, the gourd was missing......"

Wang Mumu is a little overthinking, will you Xiao Hulu also be a wearer? So, if I wanted to test it, I hesitated and asked, "You, understand, KFC?" ”

Xiao Hulu thought, what KFC? Chicken? Hungry? However, I am an official of the Honglu Temple in Daliao, and there is no problem with the meal ticket for eating every day, so I replied: "I, in the Liao realm, can afford to eat!" ”

Wang Mumu felt that the other party's answer was a bit strange, this was probably because the Chinese grammar of the Liao people had not passed, so he asked again: "You, understand, Wuliangye?" ”

Xiao Hulu thought, what Wuliangye? Night? Detest? Alas, although I am an official of the Honglu Temple in Da Liao, the Han Liao officials cannot be compared with the Liao officials, the life is not rich, energy saving and consumption reduction, and the lights are not lit at night, so I replied: "I, in the Liao realm, live a night without light!" ”

Wang Mumu still felt that the other party's answer was a little strange, so he asked again: "You, understand, Nissan?" Toyota? Santana? ”

Xiao Hulu thought, what Nissan? Toyota? Santana? Oh, the adults are probably discussing the heroic nature of our Liao people, so I replied: "I, Liaojie, there is no Nisang, only the mother Sang from the Wa Kingdom; And their plump cheeks and their doubles*! ”

Wang Mumu was still a little unwilling, so he asked, "You brother seven, have you ever been to Egypt?" Cairo? What International Children's Film Festival awards have you won? Third? ”

Xiao Hulu thought, why is this Wang Mumu not only not the same region as us, but also a little different from the same era? Xiao Hulu digested himself, and said: "Back to my lord, in the Liao Kingdom, the mother of the Wa Kingdom, Sang Fengyu and Shuang*, so the popularity value is quite high, and some people are 'in a hurry', so they elope with them, and the matter of 'opening the road' often happens." But this kind of thing, after all, is disgraceful, so no one will set up a sweet man award because of this, let alone a third prize! ”

Wang Mumu realized that this gourd baby, if there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence, he thought too much, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, so he said to this Xiao Hulu: "Then, you can tell me about other anecdotes in your gourd island!" ”

Xiao Hulu was excited, and he got his profession: "Back to the adult, the villain is not only the successor of the gourd, but also has to rely on the time and place of the gourd island, and the family has a family history in the matter of the gourd, if the adult is not bored, and listen to the villain's detailed ......"

Next, this Xiao gourd mouth is like a hanging river, tongue is like a sharp blade, said that the gourd is an auspicious vessel, its name is good: it is the source of the "union" of "the beginning of the couple"; The gourd has the meaning of auspicious lip color. Said, the gourd homonym "Fulu", its branches and stems are called vine belts, homonym "Wandai", so "Fulu Wandai", symbolizing auspiciousness, gourd and its stems and leaves together are called "descendants of Wandai", so the gourd is a happy reunion, many sons and many blessings, health and longevity, fortune and evil spirits, the mascot of the town house. 'The family has a gourd' is 'the family has a blessing', and among the five joys of happiness and wealth, two are accounted for, which is really good......"

Xiao Hulu also emphasized to Wang Mumu that many people know that any house will be affected by the evil qi of the five yellow disaster stars and the two black disease stars in the Nine Palace Flying Stars, resulting in disease and ferocity, because these two fierce stars and five elements belong to the earth, so the use of plant gourds has the effect of dissolving earth evil, and the copper gourd is a magic weapon containing a panacea, which can absorb the evil qi and increase feelings and peach blossom luck.

Xiao Hulu also showed off his knowledge, saying, if someone is careful, they will ask, where are the five yellow disaster stars and the two black disease stars? This year is the second year of Liao Da'an; The first year of Song Yuanyou (1086), the first year of Anliding in the Western Summer, and the first year of Tianyi Zhiping; two years of Jiaozhi Guangyu; The Wa Kingdom should be German for three years. It is the year of Bingyin in the lunar calendar and the year of the tiger. Therefore, this year's five yellows are in the southwest, and the two blacks are in the northeast; And next year, in the Year of the Rabbit, the fifth yellow position in the second year of Yuanyou will be due east, and the second black will be in the south.......

Xiao Hulu also said, my lord, in our Hulu Island, there are many legends about gourds, such as the good story of the new daughter-in-law Hulu scoop waking up the evil mother-in-law; For example, the story of the little swallow and the golden gourd; For example, in "Mu Pa Mipa", the gourd gives birth to Zadi and Nadi; For example, the legend of the gourd and Meng Jiangnu; For example, the legend of the gourd and the Dragon Boat Festival ....... ”

Wang Mumu ordered people to escort Xiao Hulu and Pu Wuliu down, and he was ready to completely erase what happened in this sea area from the public eye, and all the Koreans and Goryeo ships were sent to Luzon, so as not to have more trouble.

Now let's talk about Pu Wuliu, he didn't speak just now, and Xiao Hulu took up the limelight for a while. Previously, when he was imprisoned in the "Heaven and Earth Net", people could not move, and their eyes were beautiful. Those lightning, lightning strikes, howling, poisonous mist, glue, water bombs, husband and wife bullets, tasers, red agents, Medusa, lingering bullets, dazzling and dumbfounded, is a complete understanding, he is now like a god to Wang Mumu and his party, afraid of demons, but if he immediately bows his head to his ears and wagging his tail and begs for mercy, he can't turn this corner. Now, look at Xiao Hulu, who originally gritted his teeth at Wang Mumu and others, with a sneer on his face, full of sycophancy, and the fire will not hit anywhere. Now that he was imprisoned in the class room, there was no one around, so he began to complain: "Hey! Little gourd! Haven't you always been confident? Didn't you say that the other side is nothing remarkable, there are only two boats, 140 people, and we can solve the problem by ramming over, shooting a few shots, shooting some arrows, and jumping a few people? Well, now it's not that we solved them, but that they solved us! Tell me, you ruined 20 ships and 4,000 people in Goryeo, you are a bastard! You have no sense of responsibility, you are unscrupulous; You have no sense of right and wrong, you recognize the thief as your father; You're capricious, you're a villain......"

Xiao Hulu: "Hey, hey, Lord Pu, victory and defeat are still a common thing; The big husband can bend and stretch. As for the fire, is it so big? To be honest, Master Park, I was not wrong at the time. Aren't they just two boats, not as big as ours, but I didn't expect that monster in the sky to have so many spells and so many magic weapons......"

Park 56: "Since you don't know the background of other people's families, why are you here to harm us Koreans?" I've figured it out now, such a fat sheep, you Liao people don't slaughter it yourself, let us Goryeo slaughter it, I think how did the sun come out of the west? You have great skills, you have succeeded in fooling the Koreans, and you have served as your cannon fodder. So, today, what's wrong? Little gourd! A little gourd that can speak well! You fooled Wang Mumu for more than half an hour, did you achieve the desired effect? Can you let us go back? Can we keep us alive? Hmph, sample, being a captive is too much to get ahead of me to curry favor with others? ”

Xiao Hulu: "What do you say, am I that kind of person?" ”

Park 56: "Then what kind of person are you?" Xiao gourd, small gourd, isn't it just a gourd? Shrinking the head and shrinking the brain is like 'Lu', stretching out the head and stretching out the feet is the kind of 'string', and under normal circumstances it is the 'hanging' style, what kind of spirit? ”

Xiao Hulu: "Lao Pu, Lao Lao, if you want to say that, I'm going to talk about you, don't you want to think about it, you are a scoop, isn't it just a 'b'?" ”

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During the dinner, the sea overlord who had not met for a long time and Wang Mumu, Xiao Helen, Xiao Hairui and other tables talked freely, each talking about their own situation, and as they talked, the sea overlord mentioned to Wang Mumu the current chaotic situation in the Wa Kingdom, saying that since the 3rd year of the Yongbao (1083) of the Wa Kingdom, the campaign of the Minamoto Yoshika family against the rebellion of the Okuyu Hao clan Kiyohara clan has not been quelled. This was a battle after the "Battle of the First Nine Years". Qingyuan Takeshi was appointed as the general of the town guard because of his meritorious service in the previous nine years of the battle. And Ampere's old land, the momentum is great. When he arrived at the Zhiheng generation, there was a dispute with his righteous brother Fujiwara Kiyoheng, Kiyohara Jiaheng and other clansmen, and after Zhenheng died of illness, Jiaheng and Qingheng fought again. At the invitation of Qing Heng, it seems that Mutsu Shouyuan Yoshiya is about to have a general battle, and the atmosphere has been very strong recently, and many unidentified people have come to me to discuss matters such as helping hands, hiring troops, purchasing arms, and providing security. I am in Tamna as my own person, please talk to the Lord of Tamna on my behalf, and as for the big ships on the sea, please go to Ryukyu to talk to the governor of the Great Song Sea Prefecture .......

Wang Mumu nodded, he didn't have the extra energy to intervene in the internal affairs of the Wa Kingdom for the time being, but there were some uncertain islands on the edge of it, so let's go and confirm them under our command when we have time.