Chapter 583: A Loser Who Has No Way
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Da Long Xin said with a smile: "This is for the Dharma King to eat, just now it has been delayed, so you can only eat while walking." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Get on the horse! ”
Mei Duo couldn't help but say that he hugged Zuo Shaoyang on horseback, and the group beat their horses and whipped around the town and continued to rush forward.
Zuo Shaoyang couldn't resist, Mei Duo's strength didn't seem to be inferior to Miao Peilan, and in terms of strength alone, he was afraid that he was even greater than Miao Peilan. He had to sit on his horse and eat.
At noon, he stopped to rest, and the chicken Zuo Shaoyang tore a leg for them, but none of them ate it, and they still gnawed on hard glutinous rice. Zuo Shaoyang had no choice but to eat by himself.
A chicken was enough for him to eat for a day, but in order to spend their money as soon as possible, Zuo Shaoyang got a chicken in one meal, of course, most of them were thrown away without gnawing clean, and the steamed buns were also thrown away. Seeing Mei Duo, they swallowed their saliva. However, Zuo Shaoyang drank it all by himself.
Therefore, at noon, Zuo Shaoyang had nothing to eat again, so Mei Duo had to go into the city to buy it again, this time she learned to be obedient, and only bought half a catty of beef and a few meat buns. As a result, Zuo Shaoyang yelled that he was not enough to eat, saying that every meal must have a chicken (duck) or two catties of beef (pork), five large white flour steamed buns, and a pot of good wine. also asked Mei Duo to make up for the noon in the afternoon. Meadow was about to cry.
Passing through the market town in the afternoon, Mei Duo went into the town as required to buy a duck, five big white flour steamed buns and a pot of good wine. It's still Zuo Shaoyang who eats alone.
However, this time, Zuo Shaoyang had to throw away the leftovers, and the remaining five took them over and ate them. Zuo Shaoyang was overjoyed and said: "This is like words, let's eat together, Mei Duo, you go and buy five ducks and twenty-five steamed buns, as well as five pots of good wine." In the future, we will buy according to this standard, and we will be blessed and enjoy the same difficulties! Go for it! Just go! ”
Meadow was dumbfounded and looked at Daronsin.
Da Long shook his head with a hard smile and said, "Let's eat tsamba." ”
"No, no, eat together, how embarrassing is it for me to eat alone?"
"To tell you the truth, Your Majesty, we don't have much money, and we can only provide for His Majesty alone, so let's eat tsamba."
Zuo Shaoyang's face is thick enough, and he smiled dryly: "That's it, okay, I'll eat it myself." However, I alone need a chicken and five steamed buns for every meal, so I can't miss it! ”
"Yes, yes. His Holiness was already very frugal, and his subordinates were very sad if he failed to take care of His Holiness. ”
"Don't be sad, I know we're in trouble now, and when we get to the mandala, we can eat big fish and meat. - At that time, it was not so simple, at least fifteen dishes per meal, and ten of them had to be meat! I don't eat without meat. Hey, there's also a jar of good wine. What do you think? ”
"Okay, when we get to the mandala, we can get as much as the Dharma King wants. His Holiness is reassured. ”
Zuo Shaoyang wanted to pretend to be a loser, thought about it, and said: "I have to eat five meals a day, kill a sheep every three days, kill a cow every five days, eat roast whole sheep and roast whole cow, no problem, right?" ”
Da Longxin is going to cry, their sect is actually very poor, Zuo Shaoyang's fifteen dishes per meal can already make them bankrupt, not to mention one sheep in three days and one cow in five days. In this way, the cattle and sheep in the whole temple are not enough for him to eat for a few months.
Zuo Shaoyang saw his discomfort, and what he wanted was this kind of discomfort, and he was very happy in his heart, but he showed a very unhappy look on his face, and said, "What? Difficult? I can tell you, I'm at home, a sheep a day, a cow every two days, I don't believe you to inquire, give you this standard, I've already considered your difficulties, ugly things can be said ahead, if this can't be done, I can pat my ass and leave, you want to let me go, I sleep every day, I don't care about anything, I don't see anyone. Don't blame me for Rippy! ”
"The subordinates don't dare." Da Long Xin hurriedly agreed with a wry smile, and said stubbornly: "The decree of the Dharma King, the subordinates must abide by it." ”
"Good! Let's make a decision! Zuo Shaoyang thought to himself, I don't believe that it will be difficult for you!
In the next few days, Zuo Shaoyang flipped through the tricks to eat, the chickens and ducks could no longer meet his wishes, a few dishes and a few soups, and the meals he wanted to eat were very expensive meals. As a result, before they reached the border of Datang, their ten taels of silver were finally spent.
Zuo Shaoyang wants to eat again, there is no way, they can only sell horses, they originally had five horses, fell to death one, and sold another one, the six people are two people riding one horse, the speed of travel has slowed down greatly, and the five people eat the stone-like Chen Tsamba all day long, and their physical strength can't keep up. Mei Duo's original round face has also become a pointed chin.
Zuo Shaoyang still turned a blind eye, went his own way, and shouted for food, because seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the border, he was even more anxious, and he intensified his efforts to eat and drink. He also pointed fingers and scolded several Dharma protectors, and even Mei Duo was not spared.
But a few of them were obedient, except for still watching him very closely to prevent him from escaping, they promised him everything, and they didn't get angry no matter how they scolded. In the end, Zuo Shaoyang felt that he was too much, and it had no effect, so he didn't bother to scold.
The silver was spent, the horse was sold and could not be sold again, otherwise there would be no ride, Da Longxin and others began to sell the ornaments on their bodies, but at that time, Tubo and Zhangxiong were still in the stage of transition to the slave society at the end of the primitive society, and the people were generally very poor.
When the ornaments are all sold out and eaten up by Zuo Shaoyang, they will have nothing to sell on them, and at this time, they are only one day away from the border!
However, even in Tibet, it is still a month and a half away from the city of Lhasa, and two and a half months away from their final destination, Gangren Buche Mandala! This is still the journey of the horse and the night! Now that I am penniless, what should I do?
The five of them were dumbfounded.
Zuo Shaoyang saw that the time had come, so he took out the money bag from his arms and poured it out, in addition to a few small pieces of silver, there was an ingot of gold, and more than a dozen gems radiating colorful light!
These gems were originally sold by Du Jing in order to let Zuo Shaoyang treat his family, and exchanged them for jewelry to Zuo Shaoyang. This time in Beijing, Qiao Qiaoer put some of these jewels in his money bag. Just in case.
Zuo Shaoyang divided these jewels into five points and said to Da Longxin: "Oh, each of these jewels is worth a thousand gold!" These dozen or so pieces worth at least 100,000 taels of silver are now distributed to you, which can be regarded as our acquaintance. I used this money to buy my freedom, and you used it as a silver coin, which is enough for your Jal religion to grow and develop, and you should find another Dharma King of your Tibetan people, I am really not your Dharma King. All right? ”
As soon as Da Longxin translated Zuo Shaoyang's words, the five of them looked at each other, and after a few words of low discussion, they all slowly shook their heads together.
Daronxin said: "The four of them and I are all in the same idea, the Dharma King, you are indeed the possession of the Dharma King in our previous life, this is absolutely not wrong, the Dharma King's money cannot be moved, as for the entanglement, the Dharma King rest assured, we will think of a way." We will definitely be able to reach the Gangren Buche mandala as well! ”
"Cut! You've sold out everything you can on, even Meadow's silver earrings, where can you get the money? To steal and rob? ”
Daronsin shook his head, "We're not going to do those things. ”
"So where are you going to get the money? I can tell you, for the next two and a half months, I will be the same as before, without any discount! ”
"Yes, please rest assured, we can get the money."
"Good! Then let's make a bet, we spent ten taels of silver from the capital to here in twelve days, just convert it according to one or two a day, we have at least seventy-five days of travel behind, we have entered the territory of Tibet, I don't want to travel all night like this, I should sleep, I have to go and go. Therefore, according to 100 days, you will get 100 taels, this is still my expense alone, you five are a little more frugal, each of you is calculated according to 20 taels, a total of 100 taels, and the customs duties into Tibet, 50 taels ......"
"It doesn't take so much, just one person and one tael, a total of six taels!"
"Nonsense! I am a dignified Dharma King, passing through Tibet, and I am not allowed to visit their Tibetan King Guxin? The cowhide in front of you is blowing loudly, what Xiangxiong Guxin is amazing, people in Tubo are going to come to you to be Guxin, our authentic Zhangxiong Guxin has arrived in Tubo, how can you do it without showing your face? This appearance, you have to treat and give gifts, right? Fifty taels is still undercounted, but I can't get a hundred taels! ”
"Okay, it's fifty taels." Da Long said with a hard face.
"Hehe, okay, according to what you said, this adds up to one hundred taels for me, one hundred taels for you, and fifty taels for tariffs, for a total of two hundred and five! Damn, how can you calculate such a number, forget it, you are looking for me to be the Dharma King, isn't it just two hundred and five, hahaha. -- Two hundred and fifty taels of silver, look for it! Find it today, and I'll go with you! Otherwise, how about you take these jewels and we go our separate ways? ”
"Two hundred and fifty taels?" Daronsin was about to cry, "Where are we going to find two hundred and fifty taels?" ”
"Hehe, if you can't find it, there's no way, you can eat grass roots and sleep on the grass to get through, I don't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it! If you have to take me hostage, then it will be fine, and I will tell you that I would rather die of hunger and thirst than suffer with you along the way! Can you keep an eye on my men, but you can not control my mouth? I don't eat or drink, I'm starving to death! ”
In the face of Zuo Shaoyang's laziness, Da Longxin had no way at all.
Mei Duo's guards couldn't understand Chinese, so they anxiously asked Dalong Xin Zuo Shaoyang what he said. Da Longxin had no choice but to translate Zuo Shaoyang's words. The four Dharma Protectors were also dumbfounded.
Zuo Shaoyang smiled proudly, and took those beads and turned them in his hand: "Okay, let's do as I say, take these jewels back, it's enough for your Jieer Sect to flourish." Wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone? Why do you want to ask me, a lazy, lazy, tasty, and ruined lord who doesn't know anything, to go back to be the Dharma King? Isn't he just a Dharma King? I think you're very good at Daronsin, why don't you just be the Dharma King yourself? ”
Da Long Xin Zhengse said: "The Dharma King is the reincarnation or possession of the Dharma King in the previous life, and it is not someone who can be quite competent. ”
"Then you can find another one. I'm really not your Dharma King. ”
But no matter how Zuo Shaoyang explained, and even said that he guessed the bracelet, these people had already determined that he was the reincarnation of the Dharma King in the previous life. Several people got together and muttered and discussed for a while, and Da Longxin said: "King Fa, we have discussed, sell all three horses, anyway, we will go to the border, I am afraid that the Tang army has set up a card to intercept us, and we can't pass on horseback, so we can only cross the mountain and cross the border." If you sell the horse, you can hold on for a while, see if you can meet familiar people on the road, borrow some money, and you can stick to the Gangren Buche mandala. ”
Zuo Shaoyang smiled bitterly, these people don't have a gambling surname, and they don't want to bet with themselves to make two hundred and fifty a day, so they actually thought of selling horses to cross the mountains and go to Tubo to find acquaintances to borrow money. Once you leave Datang and want to escape, it will be extremely difficult. We must find a way to scare the snake and intercept it at the border crossing!
Thinking of this, Zuo Shaoyang's eyes rolled and said with a smile: "Forget it, why work so hard, let's go all night, we only sleep for less than two hours every day, and Tang Jun's reaction speed is not so fast." Let's ride a horse to get through the pass, when we get to the territory of Tibet, there is still a long way to go. As for entanglement, since you insist that I am your Dharma King, then I have to express my feelings. ”
Zuo Shaoyang took an emerald gem and handed it to Da Longxin: "You take this gem to the market town, and if you get the money, we will be entangled." The gem was worth at least two thousand taels of silver. However, the people in this place may not know the goods, and it would be good to be a thousand taels. Take it! ”
"No, no!" Daronsin waved his hands wildly: "We can't use the things of the Dharma King, we can't spend the Dharma King's money......"
"What do you want?" Zuo Shaoyang glared and said, "I spend money for you to enjoy?" Hey, I'm for myself! The money was for my own expense! -- I've had enough of eating and sleeping with you along the way, I don't want to work so hard anymore, and when I get to the territory of Tibet, I want to eat and drink spicy food, live well, how can I do it without money? As for the few of you, if you want to eat and live with me, you can eat and live together, if you don't, you can eat and sleep by yourself! ”
Da Longxin was a little embarrassed, and when he heard Zuo Shaoyang say this, he had to take the jewel over. After a few words of advice to the others, he rode away at a gallop.
After almost an hour, Daronxin rushed back nervously, carrying a large bag on his back. didn't bother to talk to Zuo Shaoyang, so he first muttered a string in Tibetan, and the Dharma protectors also became nervous, and they all turned over and got on their horses.
Mei Duo also hugged Zuo Shaoyang on horseback. Zuo Shaoyang hurriedly said: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”
Da Longxin patted the package on his back and said: "The money has been changed, and the pawnshop said that it can be 1,800 taels, but they only have 800 taels now, saying that the money is not enough, and they want me to wait, and they will go to the general pawnshop to adjust." When I saw someone secretly staring at me, I became suspicious, so I took the eight hundred taels and came back. On my way back from the city, I noticed someone watching me, worried that it was a robber, so I asked them to watch out. ”
(To be continued)