Now, on Wang Mumu's desk, there is also a song from Su Shi's "South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang" from Hu Nan.

Wang Mumu flipped through it, and it was no different from the version that was circulated in later generations and the version that he remembered in his head. The problem is, no matter what the facts, no matter what the history, no matter what the records, now, the Yuwen Rounu in the Hangzhou tomb has indeed been rescued by me and followed me! She gave birth to a baby for me! Is it because of my own time travel, there is a mistake in history? That is, there should be no mistake like this, if, if there are really two Yuwen Rounu face to face, and two point girls face to face, will there be lightning and thunder? Will it become one? Will it be: If the ground doesn't turn, the house will also turn, and if you turn, everyone will turn......

Wang Mumu was very annoyed, and at this time Hu Nan came to report that the second princess had arrived.

Yuwen Rounu was robbed by Wang Mumu in the early morning of the day before yesterday, and saw that his side had suffered a big loss, and the hostages had not been rescued at that time, and it was estimated that there would be dead and wounded, so at 5:13 he hurriedly sent a telegram and asked the little doctor in the Ryukyus, Yuwen Rounu, to come with a little monster, bring more first-aid medicines, and then parachute down in Bianjing.

Now, the hostages who were taken have all returned, and there are no problems, but Yuwen Rounu's own identity has been challenged, and it seems that ISO certification and DNA identification are going to be carried out. So, it's just right, real or false Yuwen Rounu, let's have a face-to-face PK, whether it's real gold, or brass, let's see a real chapter.

After Wang Mumu waited for Yuwen Rounu to come in, he told her everything about the recent incidents. Finally, there is a mention of her other Yuwen Roun.

Yuwen Rounu was surprised, what is this? I'm not sitting here in a good manner, how could there be a Yuwen Rou slave again? I don't have twin sisters, even if I have twin sisters, they look the same, and the names won't be the same! If it is said to have the same name and surname, it is not right, people are not only called Yuwen Rounu, but also Wang Gong's song servant, and also the person who accompanied Wang Gong in Lingnan. Isn't that my copy? Hmph, what kind of person, so bold, dare to pretend to be this three-grade edict, see if I don't skin you, be the second tanuki, and let you show your original form!

This Wang Gong is also really, I am your song, when you betrayed your relatives and left, and even your own wife and concubine abandoned you, how good I was, I didn't have any requirements, and I went with you to Lingnan, where no one wants to go. When you passed through Hangzhou, as soon as there was a disturbance, you were so selfish that you wanted to betray me, and then, I jumped into the lake, I died, the government came, and I made an appearance, made an appraisal, wrote a report, filled out the corpse form, and issued a death report, and it has formed an official document. All this shows that the former me and the current me are not the same person, and the former Yuwen Rounu has long been gone and lost. Now I, legally, don't have any responsibility for my former me, so, Wang Gong, don't bother me! I live in heaven now, and I will be your little singer again? If, if I hadn't thrown myself into the lake and died, you would have treated me well, then the little singer would be the little singer! Who told you to treat me badly? My Yan Mansion has taken a turn, and I also know my own value, let me see, in this world, only the prince of Mumu can be worthy of me, you, it's really too far behind! I don't understand, are you still thinking about me? So, selling dog meat on a sheep's head, I don't know where to get a singer, and I also lied that the person is also called Yuwen Rounu, you, want to have a good time in your imagination? Do you want to treat the cottage as the real thing? Do you want to substitute Allah? Do you want to enjoy the treatment of genuine copies as pirated copies? You're too good at ** lewdness, aren't you? No matter what, I can't let the dignified Song Sanpin, a dean of Harvard, and the second lady of King Jinghai become your songs. It's better to come early, it's better to come to Bianjing now, so I must meet my pirated goods, * goods. I'm not afraid of the grass ghosts and eight women who are cross-toed, I will be afraid of you as a fake and shoddy substitute?

Yuwen Rounu looked at Wang Mumu and said, "Brother, since you saved me, we have been together for 6 years, and we have children, but you have never interrogated my past, nor did you ask me why I followed Wang Gong to Lingnan." I know that you are afraid that I will be sad, that I will be sad when I think of the death of my parents, that I will be sad when I think of falling into the fire pit, that I will be sad that I will be abandoned by the ruthless Wang Gong, and that I will be sad when I am enthusiastic but unladylike. It was rumored outside, saying that Wang Gong had committed a crime, and relatives, slaves, and singers were scattered one after another. And at such a special moment, I, Yuwen Rounu, a weak woman, are not afraid of the remoteness of Pennsylvania, and work tirelessly to accompany Wang Gong. This moved Wang Gong very much. Adversity sees true love, true love can withstand the test of wind and rain, etc., what a cloud.

It is also said that my Yuwen Rounu is loyal and innocent, because in that case, if I am replaced by other shallow women, I will choose to leave Wang Gong and choose another high branch. According to my talents, it is not difficult to enjoy the glory and wealth. Moreover, a cold and desolate land far away and full of miasma, a journey of thousands of miles, a delicate woman wants to go, it is a brave act regardless of danger. However, all this did not stop a weak woman from chasing the footsteps of love, etc., what a cloud.

Actually, everyone takes it for granted, who is Wang Gong? Who is Su Shi? Who is Wang Xu? Who are the doctors now? I still know in my heart, I'm in the Teaching Division, will I see less? Don't talk about those generous needles, big things, and national affairs, let me give a small example in life to prove what kind of mentality is the most logical, the most factual and the most in line with the humanity of people like them at that moment.

It was probably in the year of Yuanfeng (1078), at that time, Su Shi was in Xuzhou as a governor, Wang Gong visited, and when he traveled, he brought his own family to brew fine wine, and did not drink and sell. When he went to Xuzhou, he also brought three concubines with him, Yingying, Panpan and Qingqing. At that time, I had been at Wang Gong's house for more than a year, but I was far from qualified to accompany me on the trip. Think about it, Wang Gong can bring dead objects and heavy objects such as eating, drinking, and playing when he travels, but I can't bring a living person with quick hands and feet, how low my status is, and how indifferent I am in Wang Gong's eyes, you can imagine.

Regarding Wang Gong's trip to Xuzhou, Su Shi wrote, "Go north to the Holy Maiden Mountain, go south to a hundred steps, play the flute and drink, and return by the moon", which is the scenery. It is also said that Wang Gong led the pear vortex beauties down the dangerous beach, and he stood on the high place of the Yellow Building wearing feathers, overlooking them floating on the water, looking like a fairy, or if Li Taibai came to the world again.

Wang Gong and Panpan, Yingying, and Qingqing "three sons travel to Surabaya". For this reason, Su Shi "stood on the yellow building in a feather coat", looking forward to it, when Wang Gong came back, Su Shi and him "looked at each other and smiled", which really felt warm from the heart. Su Shi said that this kind of happiness, "I thought that Li Taibai died, and there was no such happiness in the world for more than 300 years." Su Shi is also in the poem "Hundred Steps Hong", he is very fascinated by Wang Gong's other customs in the rapids of the boat with beautiful women, "the light boat makes water to buy a smile, and the paddle rubs each other while drunk", which feels much cooler than hugging a beautiful woman in brocade clothes in a big city. From this, it can also be seen how indifferent my Yuwen Rounu is in Wang Gong's eyes. I mentioned Wang Gong's trip to Xuzhou here because there are historical records of this trip, and anyone can check whether what I said is true or not. And Wang Gong's large number of other friends and friends, wind and snow, are very similar, and I will not repeat them here, because every time I repeat them, it is the destruction of my 'love' that others talk about.

As for later, I resolutely followed Wang Gong to Lingnan, also because Yingying, Panpan and Qingqing and other concubines flew away, I don't want to go to the third and fourth, since you don't go, no one is willing to go, then I'll go. To be honest, when I was at Wang Gong's house, I didn't have three cunning rabbits, so when something happened, I didn't have anywhere else. Back to the brothel? Worrying about serving different strangers who don't know the details every day? It's better to hang yourself on a tree, worry less, and have a good reputation from the beginning.

So, brother, don't think that I have any love for Wang Gong, to be honest, don't talk about love, it's feelings, it's good feelings, and I don't have much. To be honest, there are many people who have a good impression of the master among the singers, but they are all unrequited love, and Wang Gong and Wang Shu often give each other singers and exchange maids, and for a long time, they can reach thirty or forty people at a time. Think about it, as long as our singers have normal brains, then we should be thinking, should I do the thirties and forties better, or don't do the thirties and forties? Who will be free to go to the unrequited master? Like a pig going to an unrequited butcher who sells pigs? So, even if the singer has feelings, does it matter? Do doctors care? The doctors are busy. Therefore, those who write books and read books, don't make up plots and match the plots; A bunch of leftover men, idlers, don't be idealistic and shout, take it for granted that you will give me a lot of laurels and create a fairy tale world, like heaven, living in an illusory dream. Alas, it is not easy to live; It's not easy to live; Life is not easy!

Okay, brother, I won't say much, tomorrow I will go to the palace, I will go to the Empress Dowager Gao and the Empress Dowager Xiang, ask them to come forward, ask Wang Gong to come over, let's be three opposites, six opposites, make it clear, I am also curious, I also want to see the Yuwen Rou slave who met me. This kind of encounter, this kind of coincidence, this kind of treatment, can probably be regarded as unprecedented. Writing news is good news, writing novels is good novels, writing legends is good legends, writing lace is good lace, writing papers is good papers! ……

The next day, Yuwen Rounu entered the palace, and without waiting for Yuwen Rounu to talk to the topic, the Empress Dowager Gao took the initiative to see the two Yuwen Rounu at the same time, and wanted you to PK, how intense will it be when Mars hits the earth? ……

Two days later, according to the agreement, Yuwen Rounu and Wang Mumu entered the palace together, and when they arrived early, they chatted with Empress Dowager Gao and Empress Dowager Xiang about Luzon, talked about Ryukyu, and waited for the counterfeiter while chatting.

The eunuch came to report, Wang Gong came, it was two people, but not a man and a woman, but two men.

Empress Dowager Gao was confused, two men? Wang Gong's Yuwen Rounu is a man? Does this Wang Gong still have this luxury? He still dares to show off this in the palace? However, if it comes, it will be safe, and if it comes, it will come, so let's pass it on!

At the same time, the Empress Dowager Gao was also worried about what would happen to the two Yuwen Rounu, a male Yuwen Rounu and a female Yuwen Rounu, what would happen when they met, the man was a stone, the woman was water, and the quicklimestone fell into the water, wasn't it bubbling, boiling, and hot, and it was very necessary to toss it before it was quiet. I'm here in Baoci Palace, not Yanwutang, so for the time being, avoid the edge, Wang Mumu and the wooden version of Yuwen Rounu, you two should avoid it behind the screen first.

Wang Gong came in, and the other one also came in, and at a glance, hehe, you, have a big beard. It turned out to be Su Dabeard, Su Shi Su Dongpo.

Empress Dowager Gao was puzzled, Su Dabeard, I didn't pass you on, what I discussed today is the matter of Wang Gong and Yuwen Rounu, what are you doing here? Is it rumored that you always flock to the wind and snow, and the peach and willow green?

After the two Su and Wang knocked on the ceremony, the Empress Dowager Gao asked: "Wang Aiqing, I asked you to bring your Yuwen Rounu, why didn't you bring it?" ”

Wang Gong bowed and replied: "The Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager, dare to ask, what kind of Yuwen Rounu do you want to see?" ”

Empress Dowager Gao was confused again, what kind of Yuwen Rounu is called? How many Yuwen Rou slaves do you have? I was a little unhappy in my heart, and my tone changed a little: "How many Yuwen Rou slaves are there in your family?" Who is the Dian Su Niang in Su Shi's "South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang"? Who is Yuwen Rounu who 'smiles' at Su Shi and 'still brings the fragrance of Ling Mei when he laughs'? Answer Su Shi's 'Lingnan shouldn't be good?' Who is Yuwen Rounu who said, 'This place of peace is my hometown'? Who is the Yuwen Rounu who Su Shi said, "beautiful eyebrows, good at coping" and can "make his own songs and pass on his teeth"? Say! ”

Wang Gong continued to bow and replied: "The Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager, Master Su made "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang" in the cold house, not for the real body of Yuwen Rounu, but for the portrait of Yuwen Rounu, this portrait was made when he was demoted to Lingnan, because of the rebellion of his relatives at that time, only Yuwen Rounu was willing to go with him. However, there are many good things, and Yuwen Rounu passed away on the way, and after Yu arrived in Lingnan, he was lonely, very bitter and lonely. Later, I bought a local woman as a maid, can warm the bed in the cold night, can sprinkle and sweep the courtyard, but I don't know the poetry to play and sing, so, only mechanical satisfaction, and no spiritual comfort, therefore, every time I finish, I miss the old people, think about the beginning, a product of incense, two pot heads, three forks, four talented women, Wuling Hongguang...... Until the thirteen hairpins in the capital, which one does not send smiling faces, love, and selfless dedication. Looking at the now, when people go to the empty building, my heart is like ashes, and the image of only Yu Wen Rounu in my cranky thoughts still has a trace of warmth. Therefore, when I am bored in my spare time, I, a person who loves to paint, draw out the Yuwen Rounu in my memory and hang it in the middle hall, which is not only to see people think about the past, but also to motivate myself not to forget the old wounds. Now, after returning to Beijing, I chatted with Mr. Su about the past, which is very moving. The sentences in the lyrics that praise Yuwen Rounu's beauty, 'Dian Crisp', 'Hao Tooth', 'Yanhai becomes cool', 'Yan Yue Shao', and 'Yu Dailing Plum Fragrance' are actually Mr. Su's praise of his clumsy painting ability, and an affirmation of his humble painting skills. As for the response to 'Lingnan should be bad' and 'this peace of mind is my hometown' in the lyrics, it is the words inscribed by the humble job on the clumsy work, and the fictitious response when the lowly job is vain and helpless, and it is the title of encouraging oneself and talking about self-comfort. When Mr. Su wrote the lyrics, he accepted this statement, and then made "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang" into a beautiful word for the ages. I think that at the beginning, before he was escorted to Pennsylvania by the Kaifeng Mansion, Mr. Su made a farewell song "Six Songs of the Second Rhyme and Wang Gong". One of them begins with the words: '...... Diligence put the lead yellow palace like, and Mo taught the string orchestra to make a brute sound. The lavender gradually sighed that there was little incense, and the bun was pitiful and the night was ......clear'. Therefore, in the past few years in Lingnan, I have not put down my brush, and among the many paintings, Yuwen Rounu is one of my most proud works, and it also contains the teachings of Master Su the most. ”

Empress Dowager Gao and Empress Dowager Xiang listened to it for a long time, it turned out that this was the case, Wang Gong didn't have any Yuwen Rounu at all; There are no two Yuwen Rounu in this world. Okay, then Su Shi was looking at the portrait of Yuwen Rounu when he wrote "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang", and he cared about **lewdness, in*, and daydreaming! Okay, with yours, you can play. Our Gaojiazhuang has also been played by you. However, it's not illegal for people to draw a picture, write a word, or write a word. It spreads, the benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise, and the reader thinks whatever he wants, which cannot be blamed on the author. The Empress Dowager Gao was very unhappy with the fire in her belly, and she was not angry, so she turned her head and looked at Su Dongpo with cold eyebrows: "Master Su, you are so well written, an article "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang", which writes that little crisp girl Yuwen Rounu vividly, flesh and blood, and has a sense of wanting to come out. Who knows, this is just an air-to-air, it's all literary creation, Mr. Su, don't you think, are you a little ashamed of your true love for the world? How many lovers and, the love saints and lovers who are exemplary are actually unwarranted! Mr. Sue, can you tell us about it? If you are young and suddenly find that the Huanghuang Building purchased by your daughter is just a dilapidated house in the tofu scum project, how will you feel?! ”

Su Shi bowed his hand without fear or guilt: "The Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager have been favored by the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager. After the incident, he classified Sima Guang's smashing cylinder and felt that there should be such a situation. First, in the actual combat version, Sima Guang smashed the cylinder to save people; The second is that the virtual version only needs to let everyone know that Sima Guang smashed the cylinder to save people; The third is the futures version, let everyone know that Sima Guang has smashed the cylinder to save people, and then we will talk about it later; Fourth, the beta version, first hit Sima Guang to smash the cylinder to save the advertisement, and see how the market reflects; fifth, ,......; Therefore, keeping pace with the times, when I launched "The South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Niang", I still want to see how the market will react when the Dian Su Niang also comes to smash the cylinder, and when true love will also have virtual time, futures time, and test money? Also look at the effect of universal education at present, how many people can understand the attributes of my word, what version does it belong to? What? ……”