Chapter 161: The mighty Zhu Bajie
PS: I'm a little late, sorry.
"You dare to block my Marshal Tianpeng's way, I really don't know whether to live or die."
Inside Yangliuzhai, a man wearing armor, tall and mighty, with a long beard, covered cheeks, and huge eyes, is blazing, as if Zhang Fei is in the world.
If Tang Fei comes to see, this person doesn't look like Marshal Tianpeng, Marshal Tianpeng is a cute pig, where is this person a pig?
"Dad, don't run around."
Wang Shengnan chased after the man who claimed to be Marshal Tianpeng in front.
This man is Wang Weiwu. It is said that when Wang Weiwu was not sober, he went around like an old man, and inadvertently saw the "Ming Pao" founded by Tang Fei, and saw the "Journey to the West" in it, but Tang Fei modified the plot in it, Zhu Bajie and Chang'e became a pair of lovers, and the Jade Emperor was the boss with bad intentions.
"General Ben is going to save Chang'e, don't stop me." Wang Weiwu kicked out, and the sound of the sky and the earth cracking like wind and thunder came, and the thickened ground of Yangliuzhai was kicked to pieces.
Tang Fei was chatting with Zhu Xiang and drinking some wine, life has a different kind of taste, but who knows, but it was messed up.
However, the best is yet to come.
"You, the Jade Emperor, actually broke up General Ben and Chang'e, and died quickly."
Wang Weiwu jumped into the air, and a jack came, slamming into the deck of the painting boat.
Phew-
There was a dull thud, the entire deck was kicked through, and a fountain erupted from the bottom. A straight column of water is formed.
In normal times, Tang Fei would still smile and say, shoot high, shoot well.
But now, Tang Fei is not in this mood, because he is on the painting boat.
"Nana's, it's a waste of my brother's money, this is a new painting boat."
Tang Fei was complaining, but Zhu Xiang was not.
"Tang Fei, hurry up and save people." Zhu Xiang came to a dragonfly to point water. A few clicks on the surface of Yangliu Lake. returned to the shore and left Tang Fei with an ambiguous look.
Tang Fei shook his head helplessly: "Third Sister Su, hurry up." Tang Fei hugged the other woman on the painting boat, Su Sanjie, in his arms and used his empty hand. Grab a stone pillar on the shore. His feet were on a wooden plank that had been kicked and broken by Wang Weiwu. Here came a surface gliding.
Before Su San came to his senses, he was hugged by Tang Fei and glided in Yangliu Lake. There was a splash, the scene was very beautiful, and even an old actor like Su San had to be moved. In every woman's heart, she fantasizes about a hero who saves herself when she is in trouble.
And Tang Fei, under Zhu Xiang's intention, became this hero.
"Sister Su, can you not hold on so tightly? Besides, they all went ashore. Just as Su San continued to be confused, Tang Fei heard a playful laugh.
has already gone to the shore, maybe Su San was too frightened, and until now he still grabbed Tang Fei to death.
"That's right, I hold it so tightly, and my hands are still messing around." Jin Yanzi followed Wang Shengnan over, and as soon as he arrived, he saw such an ambiguous situation, which made Jin Yanzi very uncomfortable. Can't do martial arts, is it?
Su San only realized his gaffe at this time, and hurriedly pushed Tang Fei away, tidied up his clothes in a little panic, and kept grabbing his hair to his ears.
This was originally a very charming and charming action, and Su San could also be called a sinking fish and a goose. However, the focus at this time is not her, but our Mr. Wang Weiwu.
Wang Weiwu found a weapon similar to a nine-toothed nail rake in the troupe, and danced wildly on the painting boat.
"You earthlings, you are really beyond your strength." Wang Weiwu shook the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand, and a flower pillar was broken and directly shattered into powder.
"Oh mom, that flower pillar is worth two hundred taels." Tang Fei stood on the shore and stomped his feet. Wang Weiwu's strength, everyone has seen it, and at this time, he will definitely not take any advantage. Now we can only wait, until Wang Weiwu faints by himself. Otherwise, it is estimated that no one will be able to withstand Wang Weiwu's counterattack.
The current Wang Weiwu is not in a sober state, there is no seriousness to say, besides, Wang Weiwu is now jealous and hateful, and he is desperately looking for the Jade Emperor.
"Daddy, wake up, Daddy." Wang Shengnan was on the shore, shouting. Originally, she planned to fly over, but was stopped by Tang Fei.
"It's okay, your father's strength is so strong, when he faints, we will save people."
Tang Fei comforted Wang Shengnan. Several boats had been prepared on the shore, and they were covered with people, some with thick hollow clothes, others with thick hemp ropes.
This is the salvage team of Yangliuzhai, Tang Fei built it according to the salvage team model of his previous life, and has experienced many actual combat tests.
Wang Weiwu couldn't find anyone to vent, so he could only take a nine-tooth nail rake to smash all the decorations on the painting boat.
Tang Fei cried with a sad face, this is already the best result, because of the particularity of the design of the painting boat, the cabin and the surface of the ship are completely isolated, even if the deck is broken and begins to enter the water, the problem is not big, the painting boat will not sink.
Boom –
Just when Tang Fei was lucky, Wang Weiwu broke the lamp oil placed on the flower pillar, and in broad daylight, a raging fire ignited the entire painting boat, Wang Weiwu still destroyed everywhere in such a muddy manner, and did not take the fire in his eyes at all.
Tang Fei really wanted to stuff a 'heaven-shaking thunder' into Wang Weiwu's mouth and give him an opening explosion. That's a painting boat worth thousands of taels, not only that, but the reputation of Yangliuzhai may be greatly damaged.
"Boss Tang, what's going on? Why did it suddenly catch fire? A pot-bellied male boss, with his family, walked out in a panic.
Yangliu Village is very big, Yangliu Lake is also very big, if it is just a Wang Weiwu smashing the boat, maybe it will not attract everyone's attention, maybe it is drunk, this thing is often there. But now the fire is blazing, the smoke is billowing, and the huge mushroom cloud has been on the Yangliu Lake for a long time, attracting the attention of many customers.
"Boss Huang. This is our Yangliuzhai fire fighting exercise, see no, those rescue teams, are on standby. You always go back first, take a good bath, and I'll find someone to give you a massage. Minister Su sent a flower carving to Boss Huang. ”
Tang Fei hurriedly appeased these big bosses, and at once sent out more than a dozen good flower carvings. Fortunately, Su San's communication skills were amazing, and he soon helped Tang Fei stabilize his military heart.
Wang Shengnan stood beside Tang Fei, his face was embarrassed, and now, Tang Fei was bleeding profusely. How should I compensate for it?
"Haha. Why are you looking at me like that, I'm telling you. How much money to spend, I'll send you a list when the time comes. ”
"Thank you." Wang Shengnan whispered.
Wang Shengnan was not very worried about his father's situation at this time, because of the small fire. It was not enough to pose a threat to Wang Weiwu.
Boom –
The fire in the painting boat intensified. And Wang Weiwu disappeared on the deck at this time. Ran under the cabin. It is dangerous underneath the cabin. Because it is a sealed space. It's easy to choke. Tang Fei used the 'Plane Scan' to scan it, and found that Wang Weiwu had fainted in the cabin.
Tang Fei used his empty hand. Grabbing one of the flower pillars, stepping on a plank under his feet, he glided again, drawing a graceful gliding line on the water.
Tang Fei jumped, jumped onto the painting boat, walked into the cabin, and sure enough, saw Wang Weiwu fainting to the ground. However, he still clutched the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand. Tang Fei sighed, grabbed Wang Weiwu in his hand, and pushed it hard, resisting on his shoulder, he was not a woman, and Tang Fei was unwilling to hold him.
"It's really heavy, I'm going to lose weight." Tang Fei muttered, and by the way, he held an unopened flower carving in his arms, and walked to the deck.
At this time, Zhu Xiang had already commanded the ships of the salvage team to meet Tang Fei. Zhu Xiang knew very well what he was doing when.
After Tang Fei jumped on it, he ordered to start extinguishing the fire.
"Father, are you alright?" After Tang Fei came ashore, Wang Shengnan quickly followed.
Several silver needles appeared in Ding Dang's hand, which were inserted into several acupuncture points of Wang Weiwu, and Wang Weiwu, who was originally breathing chaotically, slowly calmed down.
"Sister Xiang, let's drink."
At this time, there was nothing left, and Tang Fei was unwilling to stay where he was, which would only increase Wang Shengnan's psychological pressure. It's not as good as the Shining people.
"I'll go too." The golden swallow quickly followed.
"Children don't drink, just play." Tang Fei immediately rejected Golden Swallow's proposal. The golden swallow pouted, so obvious, very angry.
Zhu Xiang said a few words in the ear of Jin Yanzi, and Jin Yanzi suddenly looked like a tamed lion cub, facing Zhu Xiang, the lioness, and nodded again and again.
It was still the dim basement, and after the torches were lit, the shadows of people were constantly swaying. It's like an ancient shadow play, one up and down, one left and one right.
"What did you say to the swallows? How did you become so obedient? Tang Fei moved a table and two stools to the basement and drank in front of Miko Sato.
Zhu Xiang poured half a cup for Tang Fei: "I told her that I have time to teach her a little trick to make you like her more." You, you know that she likes you, but you are lukewarm to others. ”
Tang Fei said embarrassedly: "This is very reluctant, she is just a child." ”
Zhu Xiang looked at Tang Fei a little strangely: "It's not small, in the year of breaking melons, many women got married and had children at the age of fourteen." ”
In the Ming Dynasty, or in ancient times, women generally got married at the age of fourteen, and Jin Yanzi had no idea of anything because she had to take care of orphans, but now that the children's affairs have been dealt with, she sees that many children of the same age will pick vegetables, and Jin Yanzi is naturally anxious.
However, Tang Fei is in ancient times, but he is still a modern person in his bones. At the age of sixteen, that is, the age of a junior high school student, Tang Fei couldn't do it when he asked himself.
In this way, the two of you exchanged words and I exchanged words, and drank a little wine from time to time.
"When are you two going to talk about it?" Miko Sato, who was tied to the side, listened to it for so long, and finally couldn't help it. The laughing Buddha also has a three-point temper.
The environment here is so bad, you two are still in the mood to gossip here? (To be continued......)