Text Chapter 0780 Song Mystery Hit a Bag
Let's not talk about Su Shi's rights and wrongs here, go back and see what happened to Liuqiu's side.
Previously, in Putuo Mountain for a few days, Wang Mumu and Wanyan Taoping's intimacy and words were endless, so that Hu Sanniang was confused, she ordered the flower fairy to Wang Mumu to look at the mouth shape from a distance, close to the foot of the wall, she felt that she had the responsibility to prevent Wang Mumu from going crazy, and was confused by the barbaric Jurchen little shaman.
The flower fairy's reluctant listening triggered the conversation between Wang Mumu and Wanyan Taoping to change from Chinese to American English, which made the flower fairy, a language master, stunned and half-understood. The flower fairy's mind reading has never been so difficult today, Wang Mumu is a mystery in her heart, this new five-year-old Jurchen little shaman, the mystery of the person is even bigger.
Before Hu Sanniang landed on the shore, she made a comprehensive and detailed report with the eldest princess on Wang Mumu's abnormality.
The eldest princess replied, you just let the prince go home early, if the prince wants to accept a little shaman as a daughter, just accept it, the future will be long, who knows how we will repay us in the future after accepting these righteous daughters. Tell you, third sister, for the sake of your second sister Hu Erniang and the prince's "no two or three" thing, little Helen is probably angry. She called me and reported me a good news and a bad news, and I couldn't figure out which was happy and which was worried. She reported to me that since you and I know that Hu Er is the husband of the Empress of Siam and my little Helen, in essence, I, the Empress of Siam, married the vice principal of the prince, and I have to give a dowry, and the dowry I give to Hu Erniang Hu Erke is half of Siam! Little Helen also specially made a register of Siam's land and inhabitants, and divided it into two pieces, half of which was given to Hu Erniang Hu Erke as a dowry, and half was kept for her own use. Little Helen's second report, headless and brainless, said, I, I, little Helen, are pregnant! What's even more shocking is that little Helen also announced that no matter whether I am pregnant with a dragon fetus or a phoenix fetus, it is the same for a boy or a girl, and I will establish her as the crown prince (female) and inherit my Siamese throne. I gave birth to a son, and this Siam II is the male emperor; I gave birth to a daughter, and this Siam II is the empress, which cannot be changed!
The eldest princess said that she and Yuwen Rounu hurriedly called back little Helen and asked, who is your husband? Why don't you tell us? The other party, no reply!
The eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu called the four sea birds again, and asked, is it the fault of the light bulb and the tail? Is it incest with Xiao Hairui's cousins? Was it gnawed by Hemingway? The other party didn't reply!
The eldest princess wanted to wait for Wang Mumu to return to beg, she and Yuwen Rounu, and then bring Hu Sanniang, and then recall Hu Dong, who had a good relationship with Little Helen, and go to Siam together to find out, what is going on? Of course, I also want to bring some treasures as a gift. However, little Helen called back and said, "You are coming, welcome!" However, I don't want any gold jewelry, I want the prince to give me an ironclad ship, and I want the prince to give me another big monster and a small monster! I want the prince to build me a power plant and a cement factory......
The eldest princess said that it was precisely because of these requirements that the eldest princess and the eldest princess had to wait for the prince of Mumu to come back and make a decision before going to Siam.
The eldest princess also told Hu Sanniang that she and her other younger sisters Yuwen Rou Nu Hu Dongxi Nan and Hu Erniang had discussed it, and unanimously decided to let Wang Mumu handle his wedding with Rose and Flower Fairy for him as soon as he returned to beg. To be honest, these two women were on the list of dragons and phoenixes who begged for rose weddings at that time, and they were single-married, and we understand their thoughts. We just wanted Hu Erniang to take the lead, so we lagged behind the two of her. Now, these two are tested in their loyalty to us, and these two, the Rose, represent the Muslims of our large community and represent the Pirate Power of the Mediterranean, while the Flower Fairy represents the Witches of Europe and the Non-Catholic Forces of Europe. Besides, these two, one literary and one martial, have a more intimate relationship with the prince, which is beneficial to the prince and our group.
The eldest princess said that Hu Dong called and reported bad news, saying that Uncle Mack and his party, hundreds of camels, had set off from the Mediterranean Sea to the east to do business. While passing through the desert area between Kabala and Najaf in Iraq, the Arab Empire, he was suddenly encountered by a desert storm. After the sandstorm, there was no trace of people, goods, camels, etc. It is said that the current Hu is very cautious in handling things. At the head of Uncle Mac's caravan was an airship. It's just that the airship was blown off course due to a sudden strong wind; Condescendingly, it is flying sand and stones, a large yellow mass, and it is impossible to see clearly. After the wind stopped, after the sand fell, I saw the sandbag hill, and there was no one left. Later, Hudong sent a mob to search and finally found a corpse. The corpse had its throat cut, and it was obvious that it was not a natural disaster that caused death, but a human disaster. Whether it is an internal contradiction or an external factor needs to be thoroughly investigated, and at present we can only report on this.
The eldest princess also asked Hu Sanniang, saying, what is the matter with the little Jurchen shaman you came to ask for this time? She is only five years old, and she is said to be a close parent, so let's treat her as a child daughter-in-law, so we will just turn a blind eye. It turned out that I was talking about letting her go to our Harvard kindergarten, to be honest, I wasn't very happy about it, I was worried that the savage little Jurchen would be bad for us who knew how to read and courteous Wang Zhong, Wang Zhongqian, etc. Who knows, I heard that this little shaman is going to study directly, I am really dizzy! However, what is the matter with Lord Mumu? Did I hear me right? Said that he wanted to be the dean of this five-year-old shaman? What do you want her to be the dean of the School of Teacher Continuing Education, that is, all the teachers at Harvard want this five-year-old shaman to continue her education? What else do you say, there is also a major in archaeology, and the head of the department is also concurrently served by this little shaman, what is going on? Such whimsical things are too against the sky. The teachers in the school are preparing to organize a welcome party, saying that it is a welcome party, but they really came up with the title of embarrassing this five-year-old doll, see, are you real gold, or copper slag?
The eldest princess also said one thing to Hu Sanniang, it was not a big deal, but it was also quite embarrassing. That is, the little emperor Zhao Xu, who is not yet in power, is now 15 years old, and he has been sitting in the court for 6 years. He saw that the old and new parties were pinching each other, their national strength was weakened, and their internal friction was growing day by day. He wanted the Song dynasty to prosper, and he relied on the gang in front of him who ate the bowl and was still looking at the saliva officer in the pot, and he was really not confident. What to do? He thought of Wang Mumu, thought of Liuqiu, and thought of Harvard. Zhao Xu has never been to Liuqiu and Harvard, nor has he dealt with Wang Mumu, but his biological mother Zhu (1052~1102), the concubine of Song Shenzong, once followed Song Shenzong, Empress Gao and Empress Xiang and others to fly to Hangzhou and Putuo Mountain, and knew that it was powerful and rich. Concubine Zhu **De quietly told the little emperor Zhao Xu, saying, your official said that Aunt Zhao Qianyu, who had died in 1080, was the princess of Shu that year, and the one who was later crowned the eldest princess of Wei, but in fact, she did not return to the west that year. It is estimated that it is a trick played by Emperor Shenzong in order to get rid of the entanglement of the Liao people, under the planning of Wang Mumu and others. Therefore, the current boss of Liuqiu, the president of Harvard, and the one who claims to be Lin Mo Niang and is given the name Zhao Qiannu by the royal family, is your aunt. It is estimated for the mother that the Empress Dowager Gao and the Empress Dowager Xiang both know about this matter. You also know that the Queen Mother doesn't like to beg very much? Liuqiu is always very happy to give us tens of millions of dollars every year. You were still young at the time, and you didn't know your Aunt Qianyu well, but you and she were always a family, and if you had difficulties, you could look for her. Of course, now, Empress Dowager Gao and Empress Dowager Xiang are listening to the government behind the curtain, and there are some things that can't be done, but you can't have something to do, right? So, wouldn't it be nice to plant a seed and let it blossom in the future? Now, Aunt Qianyu and Wang Mumu's son, who is also the eldest son of the Wang family, Wang Zhongwang, is five or six years old, and your eldest daughter is more than a year old.
The little emperor Zhao Xu knew that his biological mother was docile and respectful, very gentle to people, did not interfere in court politics, and was not proud of being the emperor's biological mother. But the Empress Dowager Gao didn't appreciate her very much, and even often reprimanded her. was scolded and cried for Han Jiang's respect. Now, he thought his biological mother's idea was very good, so he tactfully proposed it to the Empress Dowager Gao. Empress Dowager Gao thought about it, this idea is okay, Wang Mumu is rich and strong, it's right to be closer, and it's not bad to let my daughter's eldest son and my eldest grandson marry an eldest princess. So, he issued an order to Liuqiu, and did not discuss it with Wang Mumu, and directly gave it to Zhao Qianyu. Princess Fuqing, the eldest daughter of Wang Shang Zhao Xu and Empress Meng.
The eldest princess also said that our student soldiers in Luzon reported that Emperor Lu Dongbin was in a beauty pageant, and he wanted to enrich the currently empty harem, and he also deliberately chose to marry representatives of various races and nationalities. The eldest princess said that this thing seems normal and very advanced. However, we are all understanding people, if my brother has this new queen and new concubine, then, what should Sister Xiang do? Who should be responsible for He Xiangu? At the same time, the student soldiers of Luzon also reported that the other six immortals among the eight immortals also had a tendency to follow Lu Dongbin and choose to marry the people of various ethnic groups, especially to attract attention, these Luzon immortals were all aiming at our few remaining white cat queens, golden cat queens, flower cat queens, war cat queens, and black cat queens. The reporter said that they didn't report the trivial things of free love, but, considering that if all these female cat divas were in Luzon, then, for Liuqiu, would it be good? Is it bad? Ask the leader to decide.
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Hu Sanniang relayed the words of the eldest princess to Wang Mumu in 1510. When she told her, this Hu Sanniang also pulled the flower fairy very schemingly, explained it to her in advance, and asked her to let the flower fairy read Wang Mumu's heart well when she spoke! Because Hu Sanniang remembered that the eldest princess had whispered to her, saying that it was Wang Mumu himself who said it, and he, a little carpenter, is now blessed by God. However, if one day, he Wang Mumu is demented, or suddenly becomes an ordinary little carpenter, has amnesia, does not know the people here, or has no magic skills. Then, all of you can continue to survive and develop in accordance with Wang Mumu's current principles, policies, and plans. Don't pay attention to the demented Wang Mumu. Now, after the eldest princess listened to Hu Sanniang's report on Wang Mumu and the little shaman's unusually intimate Yan Taoping, she thought of this stubble, so she reminded Hu Sanniang to confirm whether Wang Mumu was normal from another perspective.
Now Wang Mumu is also aware of his excessive intimacy with his daughter who has crossed over from the 21st century, which has aroused the incomparable suspicion of the masses. Wang Mumu wanted to clarify, and used the Friends of Hell that Yan Taoping had designed before to confuse the public, but he didn't know that he hadn't organized his words yet, and another troublesome matter had been found.
Empress Dowager Gao informed that Su Shi's matter was getting bigger and bigger. Now, Su Shi has been summoned to Bianjing to report on his work. He Zhengchen was also recalled from Hongzhou to the imperial court. Su Shi insisted on defending his innocence, and He Zhengchen pointed out that the piece that the Queen Mother and the Emperor saw now in favor of Su Shi was not his own work, but a fake piece made by others in his name to falsify the facts.
In the imperial court, Li Qingchen, who has always been an official and obeys the law, committed a fetish for Su Shi and impeached Su Shi......
Shangshu's left servant and subordinate servant Lu Dafang defended Su Shi, saying that the difference between five or six miles and thirty miles did not need to be taken seriously. The same project has been completed, so that the broad masses of the people think that it is good for 30 miles? Or do you want the broad masses of the people to think that five or six miles is better? This is not about the actual number of projects, but about the impression of the project in the minds of the people, but about the impression of the scholars in the minds of the people......
Han Jinze, the right servant of Shangshu and the servant of Zhongshu, asked the imperial court to seek an explanation that could not violate the actual situation of five or six miles and tolerate the existence of the thirty li statement between Su Shi's sophistry and He Zhengchen's correct statement......
Taishi Chong Protector of the National Army, Shannan West Dao Jiedu Wen Yanbo on Su Shi's behavior, played: Su Shi is a person, and his overall management of general affairs is not enough, although he is flexible but has a lack of perseverance; It runs through ancient and modern times, although it admires famous people but there is no certain person. Acting uncertainly, not being firm in engagement......
In the imperial court, Fan Zuyu, a member of the ancestral hall who "lives in peace and is silent", also argues on the basis of reason, opposes ambiguity, and wants to clarify the rights and wrongs of five or six miles and thirty miles......
Therefore, the Empress Dowager Gao told Wang Mumu, if you are free, you should come to Bianjing once, I want to talk to you about official and private affairs......
Wang Mumu patted his head and thought, why are there so many questions? I'm going to have a face-to-face PK with Su Shi again? Little Helen has a pimple with us? Isn't Princess Fuqing only two years old? Something is going to happen in Luzon? We're going to fight in the desert? I have so far, although I have made many achievements, but basically I have not changed the general direction of historical development, so what should I do next? Can keep the planet moving? Can you have peace of mind? Can you satisfy the people around you? Can I satisfy all my friends and book friends who care about me and look at me?
Wang Mumu patted his head vigorously, waved his hand to Xiao Xian'er and others who were peeping out of the window, and said: It's late today, please be early tomorrow; If you want to know what will happen next, please pay attention to Song Mystery.
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