Chapter 3 [Rogue Play]
It is said that Zhao and Tuesday will lead the troops to meet the Cao army at the crossing, and for a long time, the Cao army brigade will kill, these Cao troops will be steady, and the team will be full of slaughter, the so-called elite soldiers should be like this, the Cao army is hunting with flags, guns and halberds, 100,000 troops, Zhou Hanhe has seen this battle, swallowed saliva, felt dry mouth, Zhao Yun on the side seemed to feel something, said: "What? Ziqi is scared? ”
"It's strange if you're not afraid, brother is not a fierce person like you!" Thinking so in his heart, his mouth was stiff, and he said: "There is something to be afraid of, wait a minute to see how I scold Xiahoudun!" Zhao Yun smiled when he heard this, but did not answer, and ordered the soldiers behind him to line up and look back at the enemy army.
I saw that Cao Jun's soldiers and horses were lined up in a military formation, and there was a general under the door flag, born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, holding a steel gun, majestic, it was that Xiahoudun, and there was another person dressed as a scribe next to him, but it was Han Hao, the head of the army, Xiahoudun saw Liu Beijun and laughed, Han Hao asked: "Why is the general laughing." ”
Xiahou pointed his gun at Liu Jun's untidy old and weak soldiers, and said: "I laugh at Liu Bei's uselessness and Zhuge is unwise. ”
Over there, Zhao Yun was about to fight, but Zhou Han stopped him and said, "Zilong, let me play a trick." ”
After speaking, Zhao Yun stepped out of the horse, and scolded with a strange smile in his mouth: "The one who came in front is Xiahou Yuanrang, who is known as the complete general?" ”
Xiahoudun was furious, you must know that after his left eye was shot blind by the surname Cao in Xuzhou, this sentence was poking at his sore spot, and he was so angry that he screamed: "Where did you come from?"
Han Hao replied: "I have heard that Liu Bei not only got a new military division, but also a new general, this should be that general." ”
Zhou Han saw that he was angry with Xiahoudun, he got carried away, and he didn't give up if he didn't provoke him, and continued to scold: "Xiahou is finished, I heard that you can't find a way to go to the toilet after being shot blind in your eyes, so you broke into the place where Cao Yingyuan was bathing with Bian's family, and directly pulled through the incontinence there. ”
"Wow wow... I'm angry! Xiahoudun was furious, Zhou Hanzheng was scolding, seeing that he was killing, he was trying to test his martial arts, and he didn't show weakness to kill.
The two horses sprinted, and Zhou Han also scolded: "Xiahou is finished, I heard that you have an affair with the Bian family, then Cao Pi is your illegitimate son." Zhou Han scolded out of nothing, but his purpose has been achieved, I am afraid that Cao Ying will jump three feet when he hears this, not to mention that Xiahou Dun's surname is as fierce as fire.
"Rats, dare to insult me!" Xiahou was so angry that he lost his mind, and he was desperate to kill Zhou Han.
The two horses approached, and Xiahoudun stabbed Zhou Han in the neck with a shot, and that shot brought a sound like an arrow breaking through the air, good guy! It is worthy of Cao Ying's fierce eyes on Xiahou, just this shot can be seen that the high marksmanship of his martial arts is extraordinary!
As soon as the so-called experts made a move, they knew if there was any, and Zhao Yun, who was in front of Liu Jun's ranks, saw at a glance that Xiahoudun was skilled in marksmanship, held the gentian gun tightly, and was ready to rescue Zhou Han...
Seeing the power of Xiahoudun's gun, Zhou Han's heart was terrified, he concentrated on responding, and swung out with a knife to swing away the blow, but Xiahoudun's other shot immediately went straight to Zhou Han's side and stabbed at the waist, and the speed of his move was not at all comparable to Zhou Han, a young man who had only learned martial arts for a few days.
"Muma, you don't need to cool down your skills!" Zhou Han scolded strangely, and quickly twisted his waist and flashed over, how could Xiahou Dun know what he meant by scolding, but it was not a good thing to think about, at this time the two horses were about to stagger by, dodging this blow, Zhou Han was not yet happy, only to feel a wisp of cold light behind him, and the hair on the back of his neck stood up, which was a sign of danger...
"Danger behind him" Zhao Yun reminded loudly, the horse was killed, but the two horses staggered behind him, Xiahoudun stabbed out another shot, straight to the back of his neck, Zhou Han was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly turned his head, and he could dodge it...
Zhou Han turned his horse's head: "It seems that my martial arts are still some distance from the real fierce general!" ”
As soon as the thought fell in his heart, he once again rode his horse to Xiahou Xuan, while deliberately scolding: "Xiahou is finished!" I said that you and Bian's affair were right, and I was annoyed and angry! ”
Xiahoudun, who was fighting with Zhao Yun, was so angry that he almost rushed out with a mouthful of old blood, and scolded back in his mouth: "Rats, horseshoe!" You follow Liu Bei like a lonely soul with a wild ghost! ”
Zhao Yun was furious when he heard Xiahou scolding his father-in-law! and Zhou Han, who was pulling out his horse and returning from his horse, attacked Xiahou Xin, but he thought of the military advisor's orders in his heart, so he didn't do his best to fight, and fought for several rounds, pretending to be invincible, and said urgently: "Quick!" Retreat..."
Zhou Han also knew the purpose of this time, and after Zhao Yun shouted this, he immediately withdrew to his own position, led the soldiers and horses to escape, and Zhao Yun then pulled out his horse and walked out of the battle circle...
"The thief will leave!" The two of them attacked themselves, Xiahoudun was already on fire, and at this time, seeing that they were invincible and leaving, where was he willing to give up, he chased and killed with a loud shout...
Zhou Han and Zhao Yun led the troops to slip away, and from time to time they had to go back to the horse and fight with Xiahoudun, and then pretended to be defeated and left, of course, Zhao Yun was pretending, but Zhou Han was really invincible, but Zhou Hansheng was in that cheap mouth, and turned around and scolded two sentences while running, which made Xiahoudun scream and screamed, vowing to tear Zhou Han alive...
After chasing for a few miles, Han Hao felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly called Xiahou Dun in front of him, and rode up to catch up: "General, when Zhao Yun goes during the war, he must lure the enemy deeper, and I am afraid that there will be ambushes..."
Before he finished speaking, a shout of killing came, and an army rushed out of the forest on the left, but it was Liu Bei who personally led five hundred soldiers to kill, and Zhao Yun also returned to the horse and rushed to kill, seeing this, Xiahoudun sneered: "This is an ambush?" There is nothing to be afraid of. ”
Han Hao said: "Zhuge Liang is wise and cannot be taken lightly. ”
Xiahou Xuan's idea is very simple, he has an army of 100,000, and Xinye County has only a few thousand people, and he can fight at all, and now he sees Liu Bei coming to kill, and said: "It's ridiculous that Xu Shu praised Zhuge Liang for his wisdom in front of the prime minister, and you replied to his words, isn't it even more ridiculous!" A certain once made a military order in front of the prime minister, and he will capture Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang. "Words and words to kill Liu Bei...
Liu Bei held a double-strand sword in his hand and joined forces with Zhao Yun to kill, those soldiers were not only pitiful, but also the old ones were too old, the small ones were too small, and they had no combat power at all.
"Such soldiers and horses, even if they are ambushed on all sides, they can't shake our army!" Xiahoudun thought with disdain in his heart, and the prancing horse took Liu Bei straight with a spear.
Liu Bei struggled to fight Xiahou Xuan, the battle was not triad, Liu Bei was invincible, he fled in embarrassment, Xiahou Tang was willing to give up, ordered the sergeant to rush to kill Liu Jun, chased and fled, traveled dozens of miles, Han Hao caught up and admonished: "Governor, then Liu Bei leads the army to lure the enemy, there must be tricks." We can move slowly, and our plans will be self-defeating! ”
Xiahoudun's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "The big-eared thief is fleeing in front, what kind of tricks, you have to talk nonsense!" After saying that, he ordered the sergeant to continue to kill, and he himself also chased after him, when the road became narrower and narrower, and the reeds on both sides were thick, and it was even more worthy, the sky was dark, and there was no moonlight, the environment was not real, and the night wind was getting stronger.
"Governor and slow down." Xiahoudun was slapping the horse to kill Liu Bei, suddenly heard someone shouting behind him, hurriedly stopped the horse, looked backwards, the one who beat the horse was forbidden, and when he got closer, Xiahoudun asked: "Wen Ze is not in the rear army to guard the grain and grass, what is the matter here?" ”
Yu Bandao: "Just now I and Man Cheng observed the terrain here, the road is narrow, the forest is dense, if the enemy attack, what can I do?" ”
Xiahou was fierce and ordered the sergeants to move slowly, but the 100,000 troops were in a hurry, and there was no way to stop at once, and the order could not be conveyed everywhere at once, Xiahoudun called the guide officer and asked, "Where is here?" ”
The guide replied, "Not far ahead, there is Luochuankou. ”
After answering this sentence, suddenly a fire broke out on both sides of the reeds, the wind helped the fire, the fire borrowed the power of the wind, and the flames were monstrous in a flash, the road here was narrow, the fire was unavoidable when the Cao army struck, people shouted horses neighing, and countless people were burned to death. ”
But Xiahoudun is worthy of the general Cao Ying, he has never encountered any battle situation, he immediately calmed down, and shouted: "The brave wins when they meet on the narrow road, soldiers, follow me to Xinye, and you can win a complete victory!" ”
At this moment, the fire is fierce, just like a fire unicorn that chooses people to eat, Cao Jun fell into a sea of fire, looking down from a height, those Cao soldiers are like ants on a hot pot, all of them are chaotic to flee for their lives, the chaos of the 100,000 army, you can imagine what the situation is, in this case, Cao Bing is too late to escape, no matter what is invincible, each trampling on the dead is innumerable.
Seeing this, Yu Ban saw that a fire was also burning in the rear of the heavy grain and grass, and he must have been attacked, knowing the general trend, he hurriedly grabbed Xiahoudun, who was about to rush out, and said: "Now that our army's defeat has been decided, let's quickly gather people and horses to break through!" Otherwise, when Liu Beijun arrives, it will not be easy to leave. ”
Although Xiahou was unwilling, he also knew the truth of what Yu Ban said, so he had to say: "Let's go separately to disturb the people and horses to break through." ”
The implication of Xiahoudun's words is that they should break through the siege to avoid the danger of being besieged...
But said that Zhou Han Zhao Yun and Liu Bei joined forces together, leading Xiahou Dun to come here, seeing the fire behind him, Liu Bei immediately ordered the second general to return to the army to kill Cao Bing, Zhou Han and Zhao Yun led the troops to kill Cao Bing, and when they arrived at the place where Cao Jun was ambushed, they saw that the fire was raging, and the distance was still a little far, Zhou Han's face was burned by this fire, Cao Jun struggled in the fire for the rest of his life, and the dead were roasted to a burning smell, this is the smell of human flesh roasted, and this smell made Zhou Han, a novice in the battlefield, nauseous!
The two of them were stationed on the horse, and Zhao Yun knew that Zhou Hanchu was on the battlefield and might not be suitable for this kind of scene, so he said: "Ziqi doesn't need to have mercy on the enemy army, the troubled times are like this, we can only kill less if we help the lord to calm down the troubled times as soon as possible." ”
"Zilong is right." Zhou Han could only respond like this.
Zhou Han danced with a big knife, slashing and killing Cao Bing all the way, but he also looked at him, in fact, Cao Bing was burned by the fire and scared into a bird, just fleeing for his life, otherwise it would not be so easy to kill, otherwise you would be Cao Bing made of grass! Standing and cutting you can't resist?
Kill this and kill this, Zhou Han only felt that his heart was numb to killing, the troubled times are really like a mustard, on the battlefield, if you don't kill someone, just wait to be killed, Zhou Han gradually has to adapt to this kind of killing, but wherever he passes, Cao Bing does not have a united enemy, or there are dozens of Cao soldiers to jointly resist Zhou Han, but without exception, they were all killed and scattered, and then surrounded and suppressed by the soldiers who caught up behind Zhou Han, if you don't surrender, it is a death, so there are many surrenderers, of course, there are surrendered soldiers and horses have to be left to guard, I don't know how far to kill, anyway, Zhou Han himself estimated that he killed very deeply, There were no more people behind him, only Cao Bing who fled in panic, and Zhao Yun didn't know where to go to encircle and suppress Cao Bing.
"Whatever, just use these Cao soldiers to practice their martial arts." Thinking like this in his heart, he didn't wait for his own soldiers and horses to come behind him, hurriedly urged the war horses forward, and continued the one-sided slaughter!
After a long journey, Zhou Han saw that not far away, there was a Cao general shouting left and right, gathering the defeated soldiers, and the defeated soldiers gathered behind him had hundreds of them.
The Cao general who was fleeing while collecting the defeated army, isn't that Yu Ban! Yu Banzheng gathered the defeated army and fled, suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves behind him, a general rushed to kill, and looked at it with a discoloration, fortunately, the coming general was not Guan Zhang Zhao, and he was also annoyed in his heart, this person actually wanted to carry out a sneak attack, thinking: "Such a nameless night is small, and it is not too little to cut a hundred." ”
So Yu Ban ordered a military marquis to lead the defeated army to continue to break through, and killed the general himself, intending to pick and kill this guy who didn't know whether he was alive or dead before leaving, and while killing, he shouted: "I am the general who is forbidden, and the thief will be famous." ”
Zhou Han, who was killing Yu Ban on a horse, was taken aback, Yu Ban is not an ordinary general, this person is known for being good at training elite soldiers, and he is one of the five good generals of Cao Wei later, Zhou Han's surprise is not afraid, but surprised: "I didn't expect to run into this big fish." ”
didn't answer and went straight to kill, Yu Ban didn't bother to ask the name of this kind of nobody, rushed to kill the past, the two horses were close, Yu Ban's gun shook his head, like a dragon into the hole, and took Zhou Han's chest, Zhou Han split it with a knife, and after staggering, the two turned the horse's head and killed each other.
The two are in different moods, Zhou Han is thinking about winning Yu Ban's military merits, and Yu Ban is eager to kill Zhou Han, and then flee the battlefield, in such a situation, who is superior and who is inferior, it is clear at a glance, Zhou Han thought: "Yu Ban's martial arts are not bad, it is not so easy to capture him!" Hey, there's..."
Zhou Han sneered in his heart, thinking of a very scoundrel fight, only to see the two horses approaching, Yu Ban was just about to raise his gun and stab directly, but Zhou Han threw out the three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand and flew straight towards Yu Ban, seeing that it was fierce, and it was a solid hole.
Yu Ban had no choice but to put the gun back on his chest, and with a bang, although his palms were slightly numb, the knife was still blocked.
"Little thief dares..."Yu Ban just blocked this flying knife, and saw a figure on the left pounced, but when the two horses were about to stagger, Zhou Han took advantage of the time of the forbidden knife, and the whole person pounced on Yu Ban...
Yu Bangang blocked a flying knife, how could he have time to deal with this pun, only scolded, and was pounced off the horse by Zhou Han, this time there was a mental calculation unintentional, and he fell straight into the forbidden dizziness, and his eyes were full of gold stars...
When Yu Ban reacted, the gun in his hand had already been taken away by Zhou Han, and his hands were also tied with a thick cloth. Shame, remorse, indignation, all kinds of emotions are full of forbidden heart, he is ashamed that he was actually captured by a nobody! I regret that I didn't expect him to do such a nasty trick...
The more Yu Ban thought about it, the more annoyed he felt, and scolded angrily: "Little thief! To make such a despicable trick is a hero! If you have the ability to let me go, let's fight again. ”
"The so-called soldiers are not tired of deceit, and the same is true of fighting generals! It's okay to fight again, it's not too late to follow me to Xinye and go head-to-head! Zhou Han smiled and said, the military merit was completed, Zhou Han was overjoyed, it was time to be promoted...
choked on Yu Ban in one sentence, originally Yu Ban wanted to provoke him to let himself go, and then even if he couldn't take Zhou Han, it was okay to escape, but he didn't expect that Zhou Han was not the kind of person who was brave and unscrupulous.
It was inevitable to be captured, Yu Ban was helpless in his heart, and then Zhou Han smiled and said: "Less, go back to Xinye with me, my lord is merciful and will treat you well." ”
"You... Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated" Yu Ban expressed his loyalty to Cao Jun. Zhou Han restrained his smile and said solemnly: "Not bad! Have backbone, my master likes it! After saying that, I felt refreshed in my heart and laughed...
"Hmph" Yu Ban snorted coldly, didn't say anything else, and said in his heart: "This person is too rampant!" ”
At this time, the war had come to an end, and Zhou Han had no soldiers to fight in this area, so they all fled without a trace, either falling to the ground and wailing, or being burned to ashes by the fire...
Zhou Han was also happy to drive Cao Bing to save Yu Ban, put Yu Ban on horseback, got on the horse himself, and escorted Yu Ban to Xinye...