Chapter 239: Harem Drama
watched sumo wrestling and puppet shows in Beiwa, and was pulled by Zhu Zhaoer to see the riddle, although tired, looking at Zhu Zhaoer, who was as excited as a little girl with a happy face, Li Fengwu felt that it was worth it.
What if this girl goes back at night and finds out with her conscience and makes a personal promise?
Then I'm going to have to think about what position I should unlock at night...... Should I get some contraception first? After all, I'm still young, and it's a bit sad to be a father so early.
Thinking of this, Li Fengwu suddenly felt that something was wrong.
She and Yelu Maitreya have unlocked so many postures and rarely take contraceptive measures, why didn't she react in the slightest, is she not good or she can't do it?
This Nima is a problem.
There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great.
If I really can't give birth to a son, Li Laosan won't beat me to death.
Put your worries aside for the time being, it's a good day, I'll serve Zhu Zhao'er first, she's good and I'm good, hehehehe...... Thinking of this, he immediately devoted himself wholeheartedly and accompanied Zhu Zhao'er to continue playing in Beiwazi.
Finally, in the evening, when the lights were brilliant, the three of them went to Huayue Tower to eat, returned to the tile, and played a lantern riddle guessing game with great interest.
This guessing lantern riddle is not a business riddle, and the business riddle is similar to the cross talk of later generations.
In the Southern Song Dynasty, there are some literati bachelors in order to show their talents, often on the night of the Lantern Festival, the riddle is pasted on the yarn lantern, attracting passers-by, so it has the name of "lantern riddle", and later, there are some poor Luodi lifters, Xiucai used to set up shop in the tile, used as a livelihood to support the family, most of them use some lanterns, write some familiar poems or sentences, and put the riddle in the lantern.
Of course, this anagram will not be the only one, otherwise the Southern Song Dynasty, which is a scholar in the world, if you meet a reader who has read the scriptures and history and is in a hurry, the person who set up the shop will cry.
Su Xian also had a heel in this back then.
It is up to the guests to guess, guess once three or five Wen, guess correctly and get double the money of six or ten Wen, which is a bit similar to Guan Pu, but it has a little more literati atmosphere than Guan Pu.
The person who placed the lantern riddle in Beiwazi was an old scholar in his early forties, wearing a very old but very neat shirt, because he had washed too much water, and the blue shirt had turned grayish-white.
Li Fengwu casually turned a lantern to face him, but saw that it was written: The time of painting is round, the time of writing is square, the winter time is short, and the summer time is long.
asked Zhu Zhao'er with a smile, "Can you guess?" ”
Zhu Zhao'er bit her lip, frowned and thought for a long time, but she couldn't guess, Li Fengwu smiled, and was about to speak, when she heard a familiar and hearty laugh behind her, "I'll guess this riddle, old man, if I'm not wrong, this riddle is the word 'day'?" ”
Li Fengwu didn't need to look at it to know who it was, it was really where he didn't meet in life, looking back, it was not Wei Xu and who was it, and there was a jade tree next to him Shi Mida, who smiled at himself at this time, and said hello.
Next to it, there is the beautiful girl Wei Wei.
Followed by six or seven slaves, all of whom were five big and three coarse, obviously our Wei Shangshu had palpitations and didn't dare to let his daughter and niece go out alone.
This anagram is not difficult, it is very simple, it was originally used to attract riddles for bait, and the old pedant smiled and counted six copper coins from his purse to Wei Xu, and said: "The little lady is so smart, why don't you look at other riddles?" ”
Wei Xu opened the door and was very excited.
Wei Wei glanced at Li Fengwu, with a very annoyed look, and then turned his head and didn't want to look at such a prodigal son, and then remembered something, and stretched out his little hand as white as a green onion to Li Fengwu, meaning to say that my painting fan.
Li Fengwu shrugged helplessly, "In Jiankang." ”
Wei Wei rolled his eyes, not wanting to pay attention to people anymore, but he was very interested in the lantern riddle, and grabbed Wei Xu in front of him, "I'll guess this lantern riddle." ”
The old pedant turned the lantern writing side.
"If the sect has a dumb mouth and has no intention of doing evil, there is no stomach in the middle, and there are strong edges and corners outside."
Wei Wei sighed, and his pale blue eyes suddenly condensed a trace of depression, "It's so difficult." ”
Li Fengwu and Shi Mida looked at each other and smiled, this kind of riddle is originally to make money from your little girl, if a person who is full of poetry and books comes to guess these riddles, this old pedant is afraid that he will cry.
The two of them came up with the answer to the mystery almost instantly.
Li Fengwu smiled and walked in front of Wei Wei, "Little lady of the Wei family, do you want me to help you?" ”
Wei Wei's very good-looking light blue eyes glanced at Li Fengwu, "Does the slave family know you, please respect yourself." ”
Of course, Li Fengwu didn't feel embarrassed, how could she be embarrassed to come out and flirt with her sister paper without a little skin, and said with a smile: "I still remember when I was on the island in the middle of the lake, although the water was cold, but the palm of my hand was warm and tight." ”
Wei Wei suddenly ran a little, subconsciously covered his little chest, and said: "You little official is doing a good job, and you have to be shameless!" Hugh to mention it again! ”
Li Fengwu smiled but did not speak.
Shi Mida and Wei Xu glanced at each other, this seems to be worth looking into, what happened before and after the two fell into the water?
Zhu Zhao'er said expressionlessly: "This is a sub-word." ”
The old pedant grimaced, "This little lady doesn't have to answer anything. After speaking, he turned the lantern over, and he didn't dare to let these boys and girls guess, no matter how stupid he was, he could see that these men and women were from scholarly families, and if they guessed it, they would drink the northwest wind.
Wei Wei looked at Zhu Zhao'er angrily, "You want to rob the slave's anagram?" ”
Zhu Zhao'er said disdainfully: "Didn't you rob me before." ”
Wei Wei was greatly upset, "You can't answer it yourself." ”
Zhu Zhao'er was not to be outdone, "You can't answer if you don't." ”
Wei Wei was annoyed and embarrassed, "Who said I couldn't answer, but I was still thinking about it." ”
"Then you should answer." Who is Zhu Zhao'er, Qin Huai has been on the painting boat for more than a year, and it is not too simple to quarrel with Wei Wei.
Li Fengwu on the side felt a big headache, ouch my mother, why do you two pinch it when you meet, it makes me so embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "If you don't quarrel, I'll invite you to have supper." ”
"Go aside!" In unison, Wei Wei and Zhu Zhao'er glanced at Li Fengwu at the same time, "It's none of your business." ”
Li Fengwu retreated in a gloomy manner.
Shi Mida and Wei Xu threw him a deserved expression.
Zhu Zhao'er snorted coldly, "Everyone should be like everyone's girlfriends, and you are not afraid of losing face when you go to the tiles all over the fence." ”
Wei Wei was extremely annoyed, Li Fengwu, the maid, was so rude, she looked at Zhu Zhao'er provocatively, "No matter what you do, don't you also be here." ”
Zhu Zhao'er glanced at Wei Wei, laughed, and stopped talking, but straightened her chest.
Wei Wei was suddenly extremely depressed.
Li Fengwu was very happy in her heart, and finally understood why Zhu Zhao'er was doing this to Wei Wei, and the girl saw that she was really deliberately teasing Wei Wei just now, and she was jealous.
"A prodigal son, a rude maid, embarrassed!" Wei Wei is very unhappy, you have big breasts, it's amazing, it's not too big, it's not as good as the beautiful maid Zhang Yu'er next to Li Fengwu before, sooner or later she will be snubbed after being tired of being played by Li Fengwu, a womanizer.
Zhu Zhao'er confronted, "It's better than someone alone." ”
……
In the end, it was Shi Mida, Wei Xu and Li Fengwu who stepped forward at the same time to pull away the two women who were splashing with sparks, and the two groups of people went back to their respective homes to find their own mothers, but their good mood was gone. (To be continued.) )