As soon as the hawker returned to Chang'an after sending Xue Rengui back, someone stopped the car, "Uncle, go and take a look, there is a fight in the fighting arena."

"When you fight, you fight in the first place, you wear protective gear anyway."

"No, it's the two players who fought after the game."

I'll go, hearing this, the hawker is not calm, Nima, I really want to die There are many open spaces outside Chang'an City, is it necessary to smash the field here?

Driving to the fighting venue, I heard the sound of shouting and beating from afar, and the hawker broke through the crowd and squeezed inside, and saw a big Tang Dynasty and a little dwarf circling each other. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing that the little man was a little familiar, the peddler thought for a while before remembering that this was the entourage of the dog, and as for the Tang man, the peddler was sure that he had seen it, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

The two may have already fought, and the result was evenly matched, but I didn't expect this little man to have two skills, and the Tang people here were so strong that they didn't surrender.

The crowd in the inner circle gave up a large piece of space for the two to duel, and there was actually a handicap on the spot to collect money.

The vendor pulled over to a person next to him, "Dude, what's going on?" ”

This person didn't bring his head back, and directly said to the hawker, "That little man took out a little bird during the time of the competition, and the man next to him couldn't look past it, so he said a few words to him, but I didn't expect the dwarf to say that since it was a battle, he would do everything he could, and the two of them would fight when they provoked the man."

After the hawker understood the reason, he was angry in his heart, you said that this little gourd is so virtuous all the time, Lao Tzu has a good fighting competition, and it must be done according to your method, wouldn't it become a bird-digging competition.

At that time, the hawker was angry, and with a move, the referee who was watching the excitement next to him noticed the hawker's movements, they were all new troops, and they had to listen to the command of others to "take down the two"

The two people who were surrounded very tightly didn't run, and they were caught, and the hawker came out with his hands behind his back.

The two people who were pressed to the ground saw that it was the main master, and they didn't dare to cross it, and the vendor snorted twice, "Tell me, what are the names of the two?"

"National teacher, my name is Wei Zhuzi, you know, Wei Dukou"

As soon as the pillar said this, the hawker remembered that he had been eating in someone's house, but in front of so many people, he was embarrassed to show favoritism, and the hawker just said, "What about you?" ”

The dwarf thought for a while, and said in a very proficient Chinese dialect, "My name is Huiyue."

", what's the name, could it be that your brother's name is Hui Ri?"

The hawker himself complained, but Hui Yue nodded vigorously, "Yes, my brother's name is Hui Ri, and he is the pharmacist who came to Tang this time" [The first time the Tang envoy was sent, the pharmacist Hui Ri, a real person]

“……… Well, let's talk about it, what should the two of them be guilty of disrupting the order of the event in front of so many people? ”

Wei Zhuzi knew that this would give face to the hawker, and he would definitely not punish too much if he had a friendship anyway, so he lowered his head and "let the national teacher punish him"

"The attitude is good, what about you, Huiyue?"

Hui Yue struggled to defend and said, "National Teacher, Hui Yue doesn't know what is wrong with me, fighting is meant to be used at its extreme, Hui Yue thinks that digging people and birds can defeat the enemy with the fastest move, there is nothing to do"

, seeing that the little man is still stubborn at this time, the peddler feels that it is time to stand up for power, otherwise the conference will start, and it will not be possible to do it like this later, and besides, Huiyue's identity is a foreigner, just to kill chickens and monkeys.

"Come on, call the director of the respectful room, don't you like to dig out birds, Niu Ye also likes it, don't take out your birds today, your surname is with you" Hearing the hawker's sentence, the normal men present were all holding their crotches hard, this trick was too damaging.

When someone went to call the director of the Jingshi room, the vendor squatted in front of Hui Yue and smoked, "It just so happens that your brother is a pharmacist, I heard that you have not had the skills to slander people over there, let's call your brother here, I will let people teach him, and it will not be in vain for you to come all the way, and after the punishment, we will not care about your injuries, let your brother be responsible for treating you, whether you are dead or alive depends on your brother's craftsmanship"

The director of the worship room came down with his men, and Hui Yue's brother, the pharmacist Hui Ri who sent the Tang envoy, also came, and since the hawker decided to kill the chicken to show the monkey, he didn't care about the privacy of any prisoners, and directly set up a case board in the same place, and found a few new army soldiers to hold Hui Yue.

Hui Ri begged the hawker to let his younger brother go, but Comrade Inougami, the head of the Tang envoy, was afraid of offending the Tang Dynasty National Teacher, so he stopped Hui Ri, and then put his posture very low, hoping that after the hawker could punish Hui Yue, this matter would not affect Tang Wei's friendship, and all the sins would be revealed.

The hawker doesn't care, anyway, it's not his own bird, the eunuch in the worship room saw that the hawker had negotiated the conditions with someone, Yin smiled deeply, raised a half-moon scimitar in his hand, and timidly saw the cold knife pin his head to the side.

Boldly holding his toes to see with his own eyes how people are castrated, Hui Yue, who was pressed to the board, felt a different atmosphere, and struggled hard, several big men almost couldn't hold it down, and it took a few more to suppress it.

The old eunuch lifted Hui Yue's robe, and a bad smell came out, and the old eunuch muttered in disgust, "It smells worse than me, and I don't know how to sprinkle some perfume" After speaking, the old eunuch decided not to delay time anymore to save himself from nausea, and pulled off the other party's crotch cloth numbly, Hui Yue felt a cold lower body, and then a howl that was not like a human voice came out.

The old eunuch cut off the stick, squeezed out the two balls, and then grabbed a goose feather cut off at both ends and inserted it accurately, and then sprinkled the ashes of the grass and trees on it, "Come on, national teacher, it's over, let's get this craft into the eyes of the national teacher."

The hawker gave the eunuch a thumbs up "crooked Ruigud"

Then the old eunuch didn't care whether the little gourd could understand or not, picked up the falling bird and handed it to Hui Ri, "Take it, go home and fry it in oil, sprinkle some lime and put it up, and put it in the coffin together when the person dies, of course, if it doesn't smell good, you can sprinkle some green onions when you fry it."

Hui Ri didn't know whether he was moved or angry, with tears in his eyes, he silently picked up his brother's little brother, and carried his brother who had passed out on his back to the post station.

After the others left, the hawker took the opportunity to announce, "Everyone remember, the game is the game, everyone wants to win, but who dares to play tricks on me and disrupt the order of the event, I have seen it, that is your fate just now, remember?" ”

The crowd of onlookers, whether it was an athlete, looked at the board that was still bloody, and replied loudly "Got it" with his crotch clamped his pants

"That's good, let's continue to play, come and clean up this, it's disgusting"

With the hawker making such a fuss, the next game is really much more civilized, it seems that the severe punishment still works, you say it's just a game, if you move it to other places, for example, who is greedy. If it's dirty, I don't know if it will solve the problem of corruption, why don't you try it another day?

When Li Er knew that the hawker was actually castrated on the field, he didn't react for a long time, until the eldest grandson covered his mouth and smiled, and Li Er, who was laughing, was at a loss, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"I heard that Yue'er hasn't had sex with the national teacher for a long time, do you think this will be his revenge?"

Li Er opened his mouth, "It's possible" (to be continued.) )