Fortunately, the hawker is not the kind of person who doesn't care about it, so he called a nurse and helped Li Yue'er to the bathroom, and the nurse was very considerate and helped put Li Yue'er on the bed before going out.

Afraid that Li Yue'er would be bored lying down, the hawker turned on the TV in the ward to show her, and the morning news said that a certain leader visited Africa and saw a group of people who were black and rumbling and only leaking teeth, Li Yue'er almost opened the line in surprise, "Dabao, did those people fall into the charcoal kiln?" ”

"No, people are born like that, Kunlun Nu knows no, it's those people"

Now Li Yue'er understood, "You guys are so amazing, you know the world without going out, and you are much better than Xiucai"

"That is, our goal in the future is to make Datang like this"

The little beauty nodded vigorously, looking forward to the day coming soon, and in the next few days, the vendor always accompanied Li Yue'er every day except for leaving for a while at night to check on the store.

One day Li Yue'er was watching TV, the hawker was bored and took his mobile phone to swipe the news, and a picture news jumped into his eyes: a national goddess that meets once in 5,000 years.

The content is roughly a certain silk, suddenly met a goddess in the playground, at first I thought it was a certain actress playing privately, and then I went back to check, the absolute new face, and a photo was posted behind, and the hawker recognized it as a photo of himself and Li Yueer playing together that day.

There is also a message for help posted under the news: If anyone can provide the contact information of the goddess next to the lewd man in the photo, the landlord will give forty G seeds, and I wish the good man a safe life!

The peddler sweated first, but fortunately he was smart and put on sunglasses at that time. Otherwise, after the identity is exposed, it will be a little inconvenient to cross again, but it was originally for forty G seeds. The hawker is still ready to fool the poster, but what do you mean when you say that my brother is a lewd man, so let's stumble?

Click on the reply below"

Ground floor "Don't trust the landlord, dog. Day. The last time I helped him, he said that he would send me forty G seeds, and after the next one, it was all news broadcasts, and it hurt my brother to reply every day. mighty, there is hope, or Guo Degang's cross talk. also told Lao Tzu that the scene is very simple, just two protagonists, one is round and jade, and the other is cunning. What a beep dog! ”

Second floor "I don't speak. Just look at it, it won't be stupid that way. Force! “

The third floor "from ancient times the second floor out of stupidity. Forced, don't talk too"

The fourth floor "sit and watch the second floor come back and tear the third floor, cigarette melon seeds small bench"

The fifth floor, "Don't make trouble on the fourth floor, although the owner of the building is not good, but the vision is good, this woman said that it is a once in five thousand years or less, why haven't I encountered it?" ”

6th Floor "Me Too"

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Thirteenth floor" a group of lewd men. What I want to say to the goddess is that the opposite sex is only for the sake of succession. Same-sex is true love, where are you, fairy sister? ”

14. "Catch a girl and set up a pot"

15. "Boil Water"

Sixteen "It's really troublesome, get up, my pants are off"

….

Then the building was crooked and couldn't help up, the hawker couldn't hold back his laughter, and handed the mobile phone to Li Yue'er to see, Li Yue'er couldn't see it clearly, so the hawker explained the content to her.

Li Yue'er punched the hawker, "You guys are so disgusting", and then asked the hawker with a red face, "I'm really beautiful, why don't you feel this way over there?" ”

The peddler put his mobile phone aside and dragged Li Yue'er's hand, "Because the aesthetics are different, you are fat and beautiful, but we pay attention to the skinny feeling, is this a generation gap, understand?" ”

Li Yue'er nodded as if she didn't understand, and then looked up proudly, "It seems that I have to ask my brother to ask for more dowry."

The hawker was happy, "That's a must, as long as he nods, I will give as much dowry as I want, and if I can't afford it, I will load you and take it away, and never go back, so that he will lose both his money and money"

Li Yue'er shyly hammered the hawker, the hawker hurriedly pressed her for fear that she would damage the wound, and Li Yue'er, who was quiet, shrank in the hawker's arms to watch a movie, the movie channel is playing "Avatar" today, I just explained to Li Yue'er what is going on with black people a few days ago, and now I have to explain what is going on with these blue people on the side.

Looking at Li Yue'er's disbelief, the hawker was also helpless, this Nier took the movie seriously, the hawker pointed to the heavens and the earth's guarantee, we are people of three colors, Li Yue'er continued to watch the movie with peace of mind, she really thought that the hawker had blue people here.

The hawker secretly hoped that the movie channel would stop making trouble for himself, and explain how tired he was over and over again! But the heavens didn't fulfill people's wishes, and the next day was "Pirates of the Caribbean"!

Li Yue'er looked at the hawker with a puzzled gaze, which means that the hawker understands, what is the matter with this person with the same skin color as us and an octopus beard on his chin?

Hawker wipe his face, movie channel, go to Nimal and get a bi! When "Transformers" was played later, and saw two cars running and fighting on the road, Li Yue'er had completely collapsed, "Dabao, you guys are too dangerous, I'd better go back"

The hawker didn't dare to let Li Yue'er go back, first, Lao Huang didn't come back, and he still had to take care of this, and second, the doctor who collected the money hoped that the hawker would stay for a few more days, and check and check every day It's all money!

So later, the hawker didn't want Li Yue'er to watch movies, so he decided to cultivate this Nier's vision, find a channel specializing in women's clothing and beauty, and let Li Yue'er watch it 24 hours a day.

From being embarrassed at the beginning, to thinking silently later, and then simply pulling the vendor to discuss together, "Dabao, do you see that dress on the model works well on me?" ”

The hawker made up the picture in his own brain "Yue'er, you lie down for a while, I'll go to the bathroom" Looking at the yellowed liquid in the bathroom, the hawker said to himself, "Brother, bear with me, the Long March is almost to northern Shaanxi"

Li Yue'er pulled the vendor who came out of the bathroom, and continued to watch the model catwalk with great interest, and a bold idea emerged: "Dabao, you said that I sell underwear in Chang'an, what will happen?" ”

The peddler hugged Li Yue'er hard, "Bosom friend, I've wanted to do this for a long time, but I can't wipe my face, come on, come on, tell me what you think"

Seeing the hawker's perverted gaze, Li Yue'er regretted that she had told him this idea, "After I go back, I plan to buy a bunch of them from you first, and then give them to the ladies as gifts when the time comes, and then it's simple, you decorate a place for me on the Shenglong, just keep it private."

The peddler secretly pondered Li Yue'er's design, there is no problem in the general direction, the supply has his own help, it must be sufficient, the only drawback is that he is not sure that ancient women will like modern underwear, and he told Li Yue'er about this idea!

Li Yue'er said a word, and the hawker directly eliminated this idea: "You men are different, there are fantasies about belly pockets? “

Such a powerful reason, the hawker has to admit that as a man, he really can't stand such a temptation, after having an idea, Li Yue'er asked the hawker to find a bunch of clothing design books for himself to read, and he didn't care about flirting with the hawker, so he was looking forward to spreading a new wind all over Datang after he went back, of course, he couldn't just sell underwear, Li Yue'er planned to do coats and everything together, otherwise just making underwear would be a bit too much for a girl who has not been out of the cabinet!

Looking at Li Yue'er's serious appearance, the vendor asked, "What are you going to name the shop?" “

Li Yue'er closed the book and pointed to the cover of a girl in underwear with wings "My Secret" (to be continued. )