Chapter Seventy-Three: We still have a lot of means, and I'm not afraid that you won't faint when you're old

Dou Zhi watched that the old brother didn't know what he was messing with after untying the bamboo slips in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh helplessly, deciding to bother to pay attention to his brother in this state.

After all, everyone wants to be proud of their father, but how to look at the appearance of the elder brother, I always feel that this matter is a bit ridiculous, well, although Dou Zhi admits that his brother has been very talented and intelligent since he was struck by lightning, but it is undeniable that he is often out of tune, that is, he likes to talk nonsense, and if he doesn't say it well, he likes to talk big and brag all day long.

One will say that people can use flying chickens made of metal to fly in the sky, and one will say that they can transmit sound for thousands of miles with hand chickens, well, Dou Zhi has grown up since she was a child, and she has heard of roosters, hens, and small chickens, but she can't imagine what the flying chickens in her brother's mouth can look like and the hand chickens that can transmit sound for thousands of miles.

But all this, I'm afraid, can only be known after Dad returns home.

Dou Yan didn't have the time to pay attention to his sister's thoughts, and he pondered how to fool after his father returned home so that his father could take this matter with peace of mind, well, although it is not easy, but for a traversal hooligan like Dou Yan who plagiarizes and tamperes with history and culture, the more difficult it is, and the more he challenges his surname, the more it can arouse his ambition and fighting spirit! Well, acting has to be done completely, although Dou Zhi's little girl can't help, but Dou Yan is confident that as the leading actor and director, he will definitely succeed. Soon, Dou Yan began to prepare for the first most thrilling flicker since he had traveled to the Han Dynasty, well, the plan of advice......

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Dou Ying returned home, just sat down in the hall and picked up the chopsticks, when he saw his son grow up with excitement and get up to the center of the hall, facing himself and kneeling down in front of the desk, he couldn't help but be stunned. "Yan'er, what are you doing here?"

The mother and sister are also incomprehensible. "Yan'er, could it be that you have done something unsightly outside the mansion?" This was asked by my mother.

Dou Yan couldn't help but roll his eyes stupidly: "Mother, the child didn't do anything bad." ”

"Then you knelt before your father, not to plead guilty, but for what?" The mother looked at her father, and quickly moved to Dou Yan's side and asked in a whisper, the anxiety and worry in her eyes made Dou Yan a little speechless while being moved, isn't her performance in the past two months enough to prove that she is a dignified and upright gentleman, and an obedient and well-behaved son can't be?

"Madam, let Yan'er say it herself." Dou Yan put down the dishes and chopsticks, touched his three well-maintained long beards, squinted his eyes and looked at Dou Yan in front of him.

"Father, the child was looking at bamboo slips in the study yesterday and stumbled upon something, and he couldn't help but be surprised." Dou Yan first widened his eyes and grinned to show how shocked and surprised he was at that time.

Daddy's mouth also began to grin, and a pair of eagle eyes also had a tendency to roll his eyes, and he snorted for a long time before saying, "What do you see again?" "Well, why should I say again? Dou Ying couldn't help but be stunned, and then came to his senses.

Fortunately, he is physically strong and has a strong heart, otherwise it is really a little difficult to bear how this son can always find some obvious things in the study, which is scary and jumping. Could it be that this kid reads books from a different angle than himself, and can always find different things and new points of view from them?

When the child saw that thing for the first time, he couldn't help but be deeply shocked by his father's intelligence, and his admiration for his father's scheming and profound feelings was like the sound of the waves of the river endlessly, and like the flooding of the river, out of control......

"Stop!" The old man was red-faced, raised his hand and shouted, interrupting Dou Yan's endless uncontrollable sycophancy, well, let's talk nonsense, let alone his beloved wife, even if he is afraid that he will vomit, he is not like this when he praises people, and the praise makes people feel the urge to vomit.

"Uh, father, ...... are you" Dou Yan wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth, and looked at his red-faced father with some regret, unfortunately, his mind is still sober, his eyes are still shrewd, it seems that it is not his own fart level that has declined, it should be that his father's resistance has risen, this kind of **naked sycophant is no longer enough to stun my father, and I must change my strategy next time. But it doesn't matter now, we still have more means, and I'm not afraid that you won't faint when you get old......

"Speak honestly to the old man, what the hell is going on?!" The old father glared viciously at his son, who had lost his appetite on an empty stomach, and shouted stupidly. "What Grace Order? Why hasn't the old man heard of it, but you said he had seen it. ”

"Father, have you really forgotten? But it doesn't matter, the child is on his body. Dou Yan reached out and dug into his sleeve and took out a bundle of long cylinders wrapped in silk cloth.

“…… You, what the hell is this you gave to the old man?! After spreading out the silk cloth, Dou Ying's eyes suddenly bulged, and he reached out in disbelief to wipe his eyes, blinked, and determined that the thing in front of him should be a roll of bamboo slips that had been burned and destroyed for the most part, Dou Ying couldn't help but be angry.

"Father, it's the child's mistake, a few days ago, when the child was reading this handwritten slip by his father, because he was too engrossed, so when he accidentally fell into the brazier, maybe because the weather was dry, so that when the child was rescued, it was already a fragment...... The child deserves death. With the effort of grabbing the ground with his head, he quickly wiped some saliva from the corner of his eyes, and then raised his head, his expression sad and annoyed, painful and extremely self-reproachful.

Dou Ying pointed at Dou Yan with some tears and laughter, and said after a long time: "The old man should be a matter, isn't it a scroll of slips?" Do you think the old man will punish you for a scroll? He deserves death...... Madame, look at this child. ”

The mother couldn't help but roll her eyes, and angrily stretched out her finger and poked Dou Yan's head and said, "Which tendon is wrong with this child, Shengsheng scared his mother." ”

"No, the child can't afford it, because the child didn't think that he had ruined his father's good policy of governing the country that was enough to cry ghosts and gods in the world." Dou Yan still maintained a sad expression, lying on the ground and playing dead dog.

Dou Zhi was completely messy at this time, staring at this old brother with blank eyes, and really couldn't understand how Dou Yan's sworn to make his father get promoted and make a fortune in the afternoon turned into a mass of charcoal that was almost indistinguishable.

"What?!" Daddy's mouthful of fruit wine just entered his throat was sprayed into a mist directly, and his eyes almost turned into geometric shapes. The mother was also taken aback. "Yan'er, don't scare your mother."

"If the child has a lie, let it be called five thunderstorms!" Anyway, after being struck by lightning, a certain shameless traverser who had installed lightning protection and lightning protection facilities at all the commanding heights in the house swore so.

Dou Ying took a deep breath, looked at some of the scorched slips, and then looked at the son with an unbelievable expression, gritted his teeth, took matters into his own hands, rummaged through the scorched slips for a while, and finally found a few slips with handwriting along the way. “…… Therefore, the world knows His Majesty's wisdom. The land was cut and customized, so that Qi, Zhao, and Chu were each a number of countries, so that the descendants of King Hui, King You, and King Yuan were divided by their ancestors, and the land was exhausted...... Hey, isn't this a passage from the famous minister Jia Yi's "Public Security Policy" that he copied when the old man Fang entered the office? ”

"Father remember?" Dou Yan let out a sigh of relief. I was secretly happy in my heart, I didn't expect it to be copied by my father when he joined the office, after more than ten or twenty years, the longer the time difference, the greater Dou Yan's success in grasping the surname. "That's good, I can't imagine that my father is not only long-lasting, but also has a great memory, I wonder if my father still remembers your annotation back then"

"Annotations?" Dou Ying was really completely confused at this moment, scratching his scalp very unexpectedly, with a confused face: "This ......" Indeed, what he copied ten or twenty years ago, where can he still remember what annotations can be made on it?

However, the so-called annotation refers to the favorite thing of the literati, well, when you see a book, you always like to leave your own opinions and thoughts on the side, which is called annotation. I don't want to be famous for posterity, but I also hope that my annotations can let future generations see their great insights at a certain time.

The most typical example, what Dou Yan can remember is the "Art of War" annotated by Cao Ying, and the "Three Kingdoms" annotated by Pei Songzhi, and his father Dou Ying is also a reader of poetry and books, so naturally he is not exempt from vulgarity, Dou Yan saw a lot of annotations from his father showing his own literary brilliance during the time he was studying in the study, well, it is equivalent to reading notes, so Dou Yan will come up with such a trick.

"Father, you actually forgot?" Dou Yan's face was shocked. The mother, who was so inexplicable, also paid attention to her father. "Husband, you ......"

Dou Ying rolled her eyes for a long time, and couldn't find a trace of impression, but her son swore that maybe he really wrote down some shocking strategies at that time. “…… Yan'er, don't detour for your father, come on! There was some urgency in saying this.

Seeing his father's expression, Dou Yan, who knew that his father seemed to be dizzy, was secretly happy in his heart, but he didn't dare to show his color on the surface. "Although the child can't remember the original text of this scroll, but the general content, the child has always remembered the general content......

After all, Dou Yan is a traverser, and the classical Chinese is really not good, so I made an excuse first, and then, Dou Ying's version of the Tui En Order was roughly told by Dou Yan.

There was a dead silence in the house, the old man's mouth was like a hippopotamus who went to the dentist in the spring, his eyes were like a towering tower in the Changle Palace, and the mother's eyes were staring at the father with burning eyes, and the eyes were flashing with countless stars that dazzled the bright moon, and the color of pride was overflowing. "The husband can actually make such a good policy of governing the country at the age of more than ten years, the concubine is really, I am so happy that I don't know how to praise you, it seems that our Yan'er can be precocious, and I think that the talent is really picking up your ...... as a father"

Dou Zhi's innocent Lori's expression and eyes are very weird, looking at the stunned father, looking at the spitting starry brother, and then looking at the happy mother, continue to mess up......

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