The grievances and hatred between the big-eared thief and Cao Bald are very complicated, first Cao Ying attacked Xuzhou in the name of revenge for his father, Tao Qian was ready to surrender, but Liu Bei borrowed soldiers from Gongsun Zhan and borrowed Zhao Yun to encourage Tao Qian to resist, which was very disgusting. Tao Qian and Liu Bei couldn't beat Cao Ying, but Lu Bu suddenly attacked Cao Ying's Yanzhou, Cao Ying panicked back, and the fat of Xuzhou finally fell into Liu Bei's mouth, which is the so-called Tao Qiansan's Xuzhou, this matter is also disgusting. Then Cao Ying defeated Lu Bu and recaptured Yanzhou, and Liu Bei took in the defeated Lu Bu to fight Cao Ying in Xiaopei, which was too disgusting.

In the end, Liu Bei was robbed of Xuzhou by Lu Bu and was beaten by Lu Bu to lose his armor, and he still had the face to run to ask Cao Ying to help him clean up Lu Bu. That's it, after Cao Ying defeated Xuzhou, he still thought about Xuzhou, these words, Liu Bei contacted the Xuzhou family in private, Guangling Chen Deng's father and son were very close to him, this is what makes Cao Ying the most disgusting.

(Note: It is said that Liu Bei has not done many things in his life, but disgusting Cao Ying's affairs, the entire Three Kingdoms counts him as the most diligent, most diligent and most frustrated)

The hypocrisy and politeness are not long, and the two sit down to talk.

Liu Bei has long hands and ears, and his face is also long, and he turned around and instigated Cao Ying to take advantage of the victory to attack Beihai. Qingzhou Beihai is Yuan Shao's ass, fat and attractive, Cao Ying is now a thief who wants to touch it, but he doesn't dare to touch it. Such a superficial plan for the two tigers to fight against each other was disgusting when he heard it, but Cao Ying had to lower his IQ to play with Liu Bei. In terms of resourcefulness, Cao Ying is a hundred times better than Liu Bei, and it is said that this Xuzhou strategy to drive the tiger and devour the wolf is to let Lu Bu and Liu Bei fight, and finally cheapen him Cao Ying.

"What is Xuande doing here?" After chatting for a long time, Cao Ying found that his IQ had dropped sharply, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense with Liu Bei anymore.

Liu Bei clasped his hands into fists and said, "I'm here to save Sikong's life!" ”

Cao Ying snorted and laughed, and the corners of his mouth tugged: "Why do you have to worry about your surname?" ”

Liu Bei Zhengse said: "Lu Bu is a wolf, if you don't kill Lu Bu, you are really worried about Lord Sikong." ”

It's here again! In the past two days, Liu Bei persuaded Cao Ying to kill Lu Bu no less than ten times, Cao Ying's ears were calloused when he heard it, and he waved his hand impatiently and said: "Fengxian is brave and unparalleled in the world." If you kill this talent, I am afraid that the world will be disappointed! No, no. ”

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Has Sikong forgotten the fate of Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo?" ”

Cao Ying was silent, and finally said: "Why don't you know that Lu Buye's surname is untamable, but now Fengxiao (Guo Jia) and Zixiao (Cao Ren) have been obtained by Lu Chen's children, so what can I do?" ”

Liu Bei stood up and arched his hand: "Lu Chen's idiot, what plan can he have?" Cao's surname is also reckless, and there is nothing to worry about. I think that this is Zhang Wenyuan's plan. My second brother Yun Changsu is good friends with Wen Yuan, and he is willing to go to Zhang Liao on behalf of Sikong and let him come to surrender, and then, Tulu Bu and his son. ”

Cao Ying thought about it, yesterday he talked to Lu Chen from a hundred steps, although he couldn't see it clearly, but he heard Lu Chen speak crazy and crazy, and the words of the later letters were bizarre, but they were not necessarily written by Lu Chen himself, could it be that all this was really done by Zhang Liao? If that were the case, it would be much easier.

Thinking of this, Cao Ying said: "In this way, I will bother Xuande to go." ”

Liu Bei came out with the order, he naturally did not sincerely solve problems for Cao Ying, but went to Zhang Liao and Long Xiang Huben, there were few cavalry in the middle of the country, and elite cavalry were even rarer.

Cao Ying seized Xuzhou and captured the camp, and he Liu Bei was still looking forward to drinking some soup.

Lu camp outside the city.

I was poked in the ass, it's too a**, this thing is embarrassing.

It is said that after Lu Chen escaped from the tent before, he ran fast, and those servants couldn't catch up with them with short legs and saw a large group of soldiers surrounding them, so they used machetes as flying knives in a hurry, they were all talents.

The most embarrassing thing for Lu Chen is that everyone has to come to see his buttocks, and he doesn't let him cry miserably, so Lu Chen's ass has become the most popular tourist destination, and almost no one has carved it on it.

Forget Zhang Liaocao's surname, just watch it, Guo Jia can take a look if you want to, but, please Uncle Guo, don't you laugh so cheaply? If you are in a hurry, Lao Tzu will also poke you! Three mothers and one sister came to visit with a large number of maids crying and crying, which is too much. The mother-in-law Yan naturally sees it, but don't break it to look at it, they all say that you don't believe it if you don't hurt the bones, and if you break it again, you can really see the bones! Erniang Ren said that he took a bath for Lu Chen when he was a child, okay, for the sake of you, you are one of the four beauties in history, let you see, but don't you pinch it? Do I need to pinch the dressing? Sanniang Cao's family is not much older than Lu Chen, are you embarrassed to look at it? She was really embarrassed to look at it, but she asked the maid to see the report to her, and if she had any questions, she had to probe again, "Tanma" went back and forth more than a dozen times, and Lu Chen felt that the reason why the blood stopped was probably because the wound was frozen. Sister Lu Qi also wants to see it, and it is the most barbaric way, she directly took off Lu Chen's pants to study, Lu Chen lifted his pants to block the key parts, Lu Qi laughed, what to cover, didn't I play it when I was a child, isn't it just a little bigger than before, what is the spirit? Lu Chen suddenly lost his temper.

The talents who threw the knives were not assassins sent by anyone, but genuine servants of the Lu family, who were the ten servants who were responsible for guarding Cao Ren. There is no need for interrogation, the matter is too simple, they themselves said that it was the surname Cao who rebelled against these guys, took them to capture Lu Chen, and said that if they surrendered, Cao Ying would reward women with money.

Strictly speaking, Lu Chen's luck this time is good, one is that Cao Ren is too eager for quick success, and too many people come to show their feet, and the other is that this is a tent, Lu Chen can run out with a sword to cut the felt cloth, otherwise, it is really unpredictable to live and die.

Six of the ten servants were slaughtered on the spot by the soldiers, and the remaining four did not know what to do, Zhang Liao was busy looking for someone to treat Xiaojunhou's injuries, so he handed over the problem of dealing with the traitor to the surname Cao. The surname Cao is a good general who is serious and responsible, he asked four servants to dig pits at the gate of the camp, dug ten pits, buried the dead six, and the remaining four were also smart people, and he lay down in the remaining four pits. Meticulously filling in the pit, surnamed Cao let dozens of war horses step back and forth a few times, and then he still couldn't finish the work.

From beginning to end, Cao Ren, who was tied into a zongzi again, watched from the side, and finally, the surname Cao came over to untie the rope on his body and handed him a shovel. Kill me! ”

The surname Cao explained: "This is not in a hurry, you dig the pit first, otherwise there will be no place to bury it." ”

Cao Ren thought about it, these years the soldiers are all in charge of killing and burying, although digging a pit by himself and mixing it with a little cold, it's better than abandoning the corpse in the wilderness, right? So, he also began to dig a pit. Halfway through the digging of the pit, Lu Chen came, saying that his digging of the pit at the gate of the camp was a shameless act of destroying the road, so Cao Ren filled the pit again. In the end, Cao Ren was ordered by Lu Chen to be hoisted to the flagpole, and a large lump of ice was stuffed in the crotch of his pants.

The surname Cao was originally going to hang Guo Jia on the flagpole, but Lu Chen did not agree, and Guo Jia did not participate in this assassination, nor did he have the opportunity to participate. Treating Guo Jia and Cao Ren was originally a double standard, the person who was guarding the surname Cao was a servant, and it was understandable that he was rebelled, and the person who guarded Guo Jia was Lu Chen himself during the day and Cao at night, the probability of rebellion was zero, and the loyalty of the surname Cao to Lu Bu was higher than that of Lu Chen.

On the flagpole, the bright five-star Cao Ren fluttered in the wind.

Outside the camp gate, there was Cao Jun's horse galloping in the distance.

On the ground, Lu Chen lay on the carriage and grinned and reprimanded Cao: "Uncle Zhimou, why did you kill all those four servants?" It's too savage! It's cruel! Can you be a little humanitarian? Four living lives! You can't bear to slaughter them all? ”

The surname Cao retorted: "It was not slaughtered, it was buried alive." ”

"Forehead......" Lu Chen wanted to jump up and kick the surname Cao, but his butt hurt too much, so he had to snort angrily: "Brutal!" Stupidity! Can't you use your brain? Four people! Eight legs! Two mules on top! How nice it is to cut out your tongue and ears to pull a cart! When you go to Hanoi for more than 1,000 miles, we don't have many livestock, and you killed those animals. Shame on waste! Shameful! ”

Guo Jia hesitated, those words that persuaded Lu Chen to put Cao Ren down, he was not ready to say it, it was good to let Cao Ren hang up, at least it was better than cutting off his tongue and ears for livestock.

"Xiao Jun is benevolent! Something is wrong. The surname Cao lowered his head, indicating that he was indeed not diligent and thrifty enough.

Knowing that mistakes can be changed is a good boy, Lu Chen no longer counts the surname Cao, using people as mules is just a disgusting Guo Jia's idea, Lu Chen's original intention is just to hang those four guys on the flagpole, that's all. For the surname Cao to kill them, Lu Chen was still a little reluctant, feeling uncomfortable, Lu Chen lay on the open-top carriage and basked in the sun.

The so-called open-top carriage is actually a wooden cart used to tow heavy loads, and several mothers are ready to contribute their carriages, but Lu Chen hurts his buttocks and can't sit down, so it is still suitable for the carriage.

The surname Cao stood by the carriage every step of the way, and after the assassination, he discussed it with Zhang Liao, Zhang Liao led the army, and he protected Xiao Junhou inch by inch, Jun Hou has been captured, and Xiao Junhou must not have another accident.

The sun this afternoon was good, warm and comfortable, but Lu Chen didn't have the heart to enjoy it, he squinted his eyes and stared at Cao Juntan outside the gate and ran back and forth more than a dozen times, finally in a better mood, Cao Ying should be in a hurry, right?

The injury on his buttocks was a bit embarrassing, but it came at the right time, Lu Chen experienced the test of life and death of the Three Kingdoms for the first time. It made Lu Chen sober up a lot and think about a problem clearly. He is not useless, more than 1,800 years of insight and knowledge is still useful, at least he easily saw through the tricks of those servants, and it was very easy to catch Guo Jia Caoren, which made him feel that he should be more confident.

Although he can't compare with these cattle people of the Three Kingdoms in terms of talent and resourcefulness, he also has his own unique advantages.

It was obvious that Cao Ying wanted to delay time, before Lu Chen was at a loss, but now, he has a countermeasure. This countermeasure is very simple, be ruthless and confident, so Cao Ren was hung on the flagpole, making Cao Ying anxious and forcing him to make a decision immediately. If Cao Ying is still unmoved, Lu Chen doesn't mind making some concessions and returning Cao Ren to Cao Ying in batches, sending an ear on the first day and an arm on the second day, which can be sent for more than ten days, and the time is still quite generous, enough for Cao Ying to think clearly.

Cao Ying's people hadn't come yet, Liu Bei came first, and Lu Chen was a little confused.

Liu Bei didn't enter Lu Chen's camp, this is a guy who is afraid of death, with Cao Ren's unlucky bastard Zhuyu in front, he definitely didn't dare to come in, and sent someone to ask Zhang Liao to go out to talk from afar.

Lu Chen didn't plan to see Liu Bei, the big-eared thief either came to persuade him to surrender or to fight the autumn wind, and Zhang Liao naturally wouldn't go.