Wang Mumu and his entourage, basically the original team, are now back to the Institute of Technology. Because many things have been clarified, and Xu Xian has also found it, therefore, the flower fairy and the other four people will not go to the outer building, Wang Mumu called the four roses over, you don't stay back to the hall, you can also live back.

Now, the little princess, who reappeared as Yi Hezi, said to Wang Mumu: "Lord, I have been a piano gymper for almost ten months, Lord, you have to compensate for my losses!"

Wang Mumu said: "Little princess, this, how to compensate?" ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord, I want to be with you more!" You, think of me right away if you have something. I'm Yi and Ziqin Xiao Zhida, I'm starting to be your follower now, okay? ”

Wang Mumu said: "Little princess, don't just remember that you are now Yihezi, you also have to remember that you are still a piano in the Wolong Temple on Linglong Mountain a hundred miles away!" So, I said, you have to pay attention to your dress these days, so that Master Su doesn't see that his favorite piano gymnastics is still living in the Polytechnic Institute! ”

Yi Hezi's eyes turned several times, and he stared at Wang Mumu's face horizontally and vertically. Now Yi Hezi has played the piano exercise for nearly ten months, and she talks every day and night, so that she and Wang Mumu are already like brothers and sisters, so there is no more restraint and subtlety. Now, this Yihezi looked horizontally and vertically at Wang Mumu's hair, Wang Mumu didn't know why, so he scolded: "What are you doing? Little princess! Staring at me? I have flies on my face? ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord Wang, you came to Hangzhou this time mainly to solve the matter of Xiao Xian'er, the county lord of Liao, isn't it?" The love letter written by that northern wolf, haha, I also appreciated it. Lord, let me ask you, do you have to be honest, do you want to accept your tomorrow's wife now? The bride of the future? ”

Wang Mumu said: "Xiao Xian'er, a crazy woman, is brazen and arrogant, who would want it?" Who would dare to ask for it? Who's going to want to recruit a psychopath? Who wants to hire a as a wife? Who would have the audacity to put around a madman who loves to play politics and engage in intrigues? ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord Wang, I heard that Xiao Xian'er is very beautiful, she is the first beauty in Daliao!" And he is both civil and military, and his talent is first-class! ”

Wang Mumu said: "Little princess, if you want to say that women, it is good to be beautiful; However, the beauty of the soul is more important. Therefore, I came to Hangzhou this time, the main purpose is to make a break with this femme fatale, I am not suitable for her, I will not delay her, she will go home early! ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord Wang, if she just doesn't listen to your persuasion, she will stick to you, what do you say you should do?" ”

Wang Mumu said: "Alas! To be honest, if she blindly stalks, I can't help it, at most ignore it, she will do her daydreams, I will go back to my stream, I just think there is no one like her in the world! ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord, this is not a way. First, her heart is not dead, the people are still there, the current Daliao is still the kingdom of your Great Song Dynasty, and you are only a state of the Song Kingdom, and the grandfather wants to embarrass his grandson, isn't it simple? Can you promise not to have any more rights and wrongs in the future? Second, if she is really alone in Hangzhou, waiting for old age to die. Lord Wang, I know that you have a good heart, and you will be a little unbearable and sorry in the future. Therefore, at present, it is best for you to quickly cut through the chaos and extinguish the spark in the gentle wind and drizzle. Lord, I have a solution, do you want to hear it? ”

Wang Mumu: "Do you have a way?" Hehe, after the little princess made a cameo appearance in the piano exercise, her head melon is much better, then, let's listen to it, what good way do you have? ”

Yi Hezi: "Lord, in fact, as soon as I think of that Xiao Xian'er, I remember my mentality when I first came to Liuqiu. At that time, my emperor Lao Tzu asked me to come and ask for peace, and I was confused. It's not that I don't want to marry abroad, I'm just afraid of the prince who doesn't know anything because I don't understand. I'm thinking, the prince I'm going to kiss, will he be a bald man? Could he be a one-eyed dragon? Could he have had a stroke? Will he have a slanted nose and crooked eyes? Could it be that he is so old that he is hunched over and unable to walk? Are all his so-called intellectual skills blown out? Could he be a prodigal who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles all day? Wait, I'm worried. Later, I came to Liuqiu, first of all, I know, your appearance, although not a beautiful man, but at least at the level of Shangzhong, you are not bad, good facial features, burly, kind, and humorous and interesting. What is even more admirable is that you are too knowledgeable, you know too much, and you are so intelligent that you are close to a god. So, I'm starting to like you more and more! Actually, Lord Wang, I think, that Xiao Xian'er is now in the same state of mind as me at that time, but she must have completely believed the words of the people in their congratulatory wedding mission of the Liao Kingdom, and the people of the mission must have said that your prince is a good peach, so she wants to be your princess with all her heart. Lord Wang, based on this analysis, Princess Ben thinks that if you can disappoint the other party, then, this Xiao Xian'er, she may not need to reject her, Lord Wang, and she will find an excuse to leave your Lord Wang, isn't it great? So, Lord Wang, how did you disappoint that Xiao Xian'er? I think you can be ugly, you can be older, you can be sloppy, and you can be lewd. I think, how could that No. 1 beauty in Liao fall in love with an old, ugly and obscene sloppy ghost? So, my lord, isn't your problem solved? ”

Wang Mumu: "Well, this is also a side door that doesn't hurt the other party much. It's just, little princess, if you want me to change this and that, I can't change it! ”

Yi Hezi: "Lord, don't worry about this!" Who is Iwako? I'm a high-level ninja who cultivates the upper, middle and lower three ninjas, I'm still a quasi-saint, I know how to disguise, I will teach you how to pretend, I guarantee that you will become that Xiao Xian'er will never remember your appetite when she sees you; I promise she'll only see you once and won't want to see you a second time! ”

Wang Mumu: "Tomorrow I am going to ask the people from the Institute of Science and Technology to go to Xiao Xian'er, then we will try on makeup tomorrow morning?" ”

Yihezi: "Okay, no problem, I'll go and prepare something good for the prince tonight." ”

……

This is Wang Mumu's first night in Hangzhou this time, and Wang Mumu is already familiar with the eldest princess's thoughts. Before sleeping, I glanced at Hu Bei who was standing at the door of the room, and saw that she couldn't get in or out, like a wall-riding faction, standing on the threshold, cramped and uneasy, and didn't know what to do.

Wang Mumu knows that in the east, west, north, south, and middle, Hubei is the purest and the skin is the most tender. Wang Mumu thought, follow the local customs, I am corrupt. In this era, I also eat and make old things, so I'll help this green apple. Wang Mumu walked to the door of the room and said to Hu Bei: "Hu Bei, what Sister Princess said, are you not very willing?" Or do you have another love in your heart? ”

When Wang Mumu was walking towards Hubei, Hubei had already shrunk more and more with Wang Mumu's approach. The head is lowered, the shoulders are tightened, the hands are twisted, and the feet are brought together. Now as soon as Wang Mumu said these words, the people of Hubei jumped up like a spring! She jerked her head up, her eyes widened, and she shook her head vigorously from side to side! Originally, the hands that were twisting each other suddenly opened, and the hands shook in unison! I kicked my feet a few times! was originally a shy and restrained little daughter, but suddenly became a little anxious to resist.

Wang Mumu knew that Hu Bei was very young and didn't make a joke, so he gently took her hand, first stroked it gently, and then, taking her hand, approached the big bed.

Wang Mumu knew that Hubei was very young, but she didn't know that Hubei could be so young, or rather, this was not a problem of youthfulness, she didn't know anything about sex at all, and she was blind in personality.

Wang Mumu led Hu Bei to the bed, this, as a maid, Hu Bei understood, and quickly broke free from Wang Mumu and made the bed. Hubei laid two quilt holes, and then covered them with a quilt.

Wang Mumu thought, what does this Hubei mean? Want to sleep with me? Is it that she is inconvenient today? Therefore, Wang Mumu asked: "Hubei, today are you that special day once a month?" ”

Hu Bei blushed and shook his head!

Wang Mumu continued to ask: "Then, are you afraid of having children?" Or don't want to have children, don't dare to have children? ”

Hu Bei's face was redder, and his head shook even more!

Wang Mumu thought about it, although he was very familiar with Hubei and was often by his side, he had never exchanged thoughts, and Wang Mumu was very unfamiliar with Hubei's state of mind. Therefore, Wang Mumu thought about it and asked softly: "Hubei, do you know what to do if you want to have a child?" ”

Hu Bei stood there at first, and then, suddenly, with a whoosh, jumped onto the big bed, got into the quilt on the outside, covered his face with the quilt, and said in a trembling voice: "Lord, is this okay?" I promise not to move until dawn. ”

Wang Mumu thought about it, looked at Hu Bei, laughed, and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. He patted Hu Bei gently, helped her up, and said, "Hu Bei, don't worry, let's take our time." I'll talk to you first. Hehe, it's really a lot of topics, listen to me nonsense. I ask you, Hubei, don't you know? In this era, men and women sleep, all of them are outside the male protagonist and inside the female protagonist, why do you sleep outside? ”

Hu Bei said softly in the quilt: "Sister princess has taken care of me again and again, my main identity is a bodyguard on this trip." I want to protect you, I sleep outside, and if something happens, I will die first. ”

Wang Mumu is embarrassed, what kind of spoiled I am by these women? I could only shake my head and say to Hu Bei: "Oh, what are you talking about?" Today, for you and me, it's the first night of the wedding, please, don't say those unlucky words. Alas! Hubei, isn't it, for more than 20 years, no one has ever told you about the difference between men and women? Have you ever spoken more than three words to a man? ”

Hu Bei, whose red face was about to turn into a purple face, nodded.

Wang Mumu continued to inquire about Hu Bei and said, "So, for more than 20 years, you still don't know what is going on with this child? ”

Hu Bei, whose purple face was about to turn black, was now sitting on the bed with his knees curled, and when he heard the words, he nodded, and buried his head between his knees.

Wang Mumu hugged Hu Bei and said, "Hard-working baby! Alas! Actually, I should have thought about it earlier, your mother died in childbirth when she gave birth to you, you have been in the blacksmith shop with a single father since you were a baby, and you have never seen a woman before Aoi Shui came, and all you saw were rough men. Later, when you came to Hu Sanniang's tutelage, you have a lot to learn in the new environment, but no one comes to teach you about men and women. It's no wonder that in this era, both men and women, to tell a little girl like you about the knowledge of the sexes can be regarded as prostitution and theft. I can also see that you are very self-loving, self-respecting, and self-reliant. But there are some things that you can imitate and learn from your observations, and you don't have a chance to peep at this matter of men and women, and you don't look for opportunities to peep. So, you, a girl in her twenties, are still ignorant in this regard. Okay, my Lao Wang just likes to be a teacher, tonight, I will go deep into the simple way, on-site training, real education.

Hubei, don't be shy, raise your head, several of your sisters have these processes, don't think that a man and a woman can have a child by sleeping in the same bed, human beings have not yet developed to the stage where they can get pregnant just by their minds; Humans are no better than fish, jīngzi and eggs can be conceived in vitro. As the saying goes, no pain, no gain, if you want to harvest, you have to work, can you understand? Hehe, so how to cultivate? Well, have you ever seen a farmer plowing the field? It's a bit like, when the farming was the time, the man was the farmer, he had to plow, he had to plant; A woman is the earth, to wait, to nurture, and finally to blossom and bear fruit, the child is the fruit, a harvest a year, this, understand? Also, men, sweat drops are on the soil, and every drop is hard, do you understand? Life is created in motion, and this is not something that can be accomplished when you learn martial arts in your mind; This should be done in order to be effective, can you understand this? As for how to move this rabbit, you also know, as the saying goes, the three holes of the cunning rabbit, the three holes of the three holes of the cunning rabbit, do you want to know? When this rabbit is a gentleman, sometimes a little toothy, sometimes a little weak......"

After a night of training and in-depth education, Wang Mumu and Hu Bei finally fell into the teacher-student love.

……

The next day, Wang Mumu sat in the center of the study, the princess of the Japanese kingdom Yihezi was so excited that she didn't sleep well all night, and the beauties from Eurasian countries in the institute heard that Yihezi was going to give Wang Mumu a disguise, and they were also interested, and surrounded Wang Mumu, all wanting to see what the prince in his mind could look like?

Yi Hezi was ready to start with the "head", so she picked up the razor and was going to shave Wang Mumu's head.

Seeing this, the white lady, who was now holding hands with Xu Xian to show her affection, immediately stopped and said, "Sister Qincao, do you want to shave the prince's head?" This will not work! When I came yesterday, I was very happy to see that my husband Xu Xian did not lose his hair and still had green hair. However, you are now going to shave the head of my younger brother, you know, you know that the prince is to reject the self-ugliness that Xiao Xian'er has taken; Those who don't know will think that the prince has also fallen into the trap of the underworld, and like Xu Xian, he was once dragged to be a monk for a few days. Therefore, I think that in order to take care of the deep feelings of the broad masses of the people, it is better not to shave this hair. ”

Iwako said, "That's it." Then, I'll shave off an eyebrow for the prince now! ”

Xiao Zhixian said: "Little princess, don't shave your eyebrows!" If you shave the prince's eyebrows, you know, you know that the prince is to reject the self-ugliness that Xiao Xian'er has adopted; If you don't know, you will think that the prince is stubborn and immoral, and he was 'shaved by the ghost', so this is not good! Little princess, you can only reply to it immediately, you can't do what you can't reply, even if it takes a while to reply, you can't! So, this eyebrow can't be shaved! I know that in the Wa country, there are customs of 'shaving eyebrows' and 'dyeing teeth'. But in the Song, in Liuqiu, the Song people have the traditions of the Song people, I don't think it's appropriate! ”

Yi Hezi said: "Then, I'll scandalize the eyes of the prince now!" I used some fish glue to glue one of the prince's eyes; Glue the other eye so that it can only be a quarter open. Okay, big and small eyes plus triangular eyes, not bad, eye makeup is over. ”

Armani, the makeup master on the side, looked at Wang Mumu and couldn't help it, and said, "Hey, little princess, you are so ruthless in makeup!" People always beautify people with makeup, you have characteristics, make people ugly, look at how the three princesses will clean you up after begging! ”

Yihezi: "Oh, sisters, I also have to do it, and I don't want to scandalize the prince!" I'm like this now, it's not all for that pestering Xiao Xian'er! If you want to scold someone, just scold her. Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, now I'm going to scandalize my nose, I'm scared now, I originally wanted to distort the prince's nose, so many of you are staring at each other, and now I don't dare. So, why don't I put an artificial slug under the nostrils of the prince? Yes, that's all! Lord Wang, when you faced Xiao Xian'er, you put this slug on hold; On the contrary, you will take it out, or it will damage your glorious image too much. Oh, here I have some more materials when I make slugs, just put the corners of the prince's mouth, sisters, look at it, does this look like a harazi? ”

The flower fairy said, "Little princess, have you noticed the expression of the prince?" The prince is very entangled in his heart now! On the one hand, the prince wants to be ugly, and he can use this to reject Xiao Xian'er; On the other hand, the prince is the same as each of us? Everyone has a love for beauty, everyone wants to be beautiful, who wants to be ugly? ”

Yi Hezi said: "Sisters, don't distract me, my makeup is not easy to make, my makeup is very technical, not only ugly, but also not distorted, at a glance it looks like the prince, it must not be Wang Laoji." You say, is it difficult? Okay, now I'll make the prince's face darker, add some green vegetable juice, it's blue and black, and the panda eyes have to be painted, and add some pockmarks, ten pockmarks and nine sassies, haha, on the whole, isn't it just an old pervert who is overindulgent and strong on the outside? ”

Rose said, "Little princess, how do you speak?" You can scandalize the image of the prince, but you can't scandalize the mind of the prince! The prince's sexual life is very restrained, do you know, what kind of signal are you sending like this? ……”

Wang Mumu said: "Roses, no visits, let the little princess play to her heart's content, I'm ugly anyway, then it's ugly inside and out." I'm just ugly like this, after Xiao Xian'er amazes me and runs away, little princess, you have to be responsible for washing me like a piano, washing all the fat powder, and being a new person. ”

Yi Hezi said: "Lord Wang, your face processing is basically like this, before you talk to Xiao Xian'er, remember to put another fake pigeon egg under your tongue." In this way, you will not be able to speak. In addition, I will prepare a small cushion for the prince, which can be stuffed into the prince's back, but it can be made like a hunchback. Also, my lord, when you walk, you can't walk forward step by step as usual. You can walk normally with one foot, and you can walk with the other foot, before your foot hits the ground, you have to draw a circle in the space and then step down. When stepping down, the ground height should be overestimated by 20 cm. In this way, you will walk with a bump, more lame than a cripple! Also, you have to pay attention to ...... lord"

The flower fairy said to Wang Mumu with concern: "Lord Wang, I think ......"