Chapter 183 Greeting III
Hanyuan Palace, Li Er persuaded the hawker to stop after three glasses of wine, "Dabao, this morning, let's stop here, look at this point, it is estimated that Yue'er is also fine over there, I'm afraid I can't wait, hurry up."
"Thank you, Your Majesty" The hawker hugged his fist at Li Eryi and left the table, looking at the back of the hawker hurrying back and forth, the hall of civil and military laughter.
Li Er picked up the cup again, "Come, Dabao is gone, let's drink two more cups and disperse first, and continue at Dabao's house in the evening."
"Whoa"
The hawker trotted all the way to the Baoguang Palace, Lao Yuan and they ran behind sweating, and when they arrived at the door of the Baoguang Palace, the hawker gasped a little evenly, and shouted vigorously "Little rabbit, open the door"
The answer inside was "If you don't open it, you won't open it, my mother didn't come back", in fact, there was no answer inside, and after hearing the hawker's call, the door opened.
The eldest grandson, Zhuo Ran Du. Standing at the door, "Yo, is Dabao very emotional, and the little rabbit is obedient"
The peddler didn't know if he was in a hurry or shy just now, his face was like a heavy jujube, and he could be angry with Guan Yu, "Ah, my sister-in-law is also here, my sister-in-law is good"
The eldest grandson glanced at the peddler, "You, that is, your mouth is sweet, okay, you're polite, what about Chengyi?" ”
The peddler waved his hand behind him, Lao Yuan held a red lacquered wooden tray, covered with a red cloth, and the eldest grandson was happy when he saw it, "Yo, does Dabao have the ability, this winter can still catch geese, but what's the matter with this cover?" “
Lao Yuan stretched out his hand to uncover the red cloth, and the eldest grandson knew that he had said the wrong thing, it turned out that it was not a live wild goose, it was two crystal swans, their necks intersected, and the shape was intimate!
"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, the geese in the winter have all gone back to the south, I really didn't catch it, just get this thing, you can see it."
The eldest grandson Gu was embarrassed, "Oh, everyone gets married and sends geese, what is the matter with you getting this, but for the sake of your sincerity, if you add something else, I will let you in."
I knew that this door was not easy to enter, the vendor beckoned again, Lao Yuan brought up a plate of things, still covered with red cloth, the eldest grandson stared at the red cloth, curiously looked at Lao Yuan, what surprises would there be after the cloth was uncovered.
Sure enough, as soon as Lao Yuan opened the red cloth, the eldest grandson and the palace maid behind him couldn't straighten their waists with laughter, the eldest grandson covered his waist with one hand, and hammered the door with the other hand, and the tears of laughter came out, "Oh, I can't stand it, Dabao, you are really funny, do you have this thing for marriage?" ”
The hawker and Lao Yuan and the others glanced at each other, and from the eyes of Lao Yuan and the others, the hawker saw how to write the word shame, but what is it to lose this person for the sake of his daughter-in-law.
Sticking his neck, the vendor said confidently, "What's wrong with this thing, it's multi-purpose, you can wash clothes when you need it, and you can use it to kneel when you need it."
Hearing that the peddler's ears were so reasonable, the eldest grandson was no longer good, "Okay, okay, you have passed this level, hurry up and put away your washboard and take it home, there is no shortage of that thing in the palace"
Seeing the success of his bitter meat plan, the peddler sighed, and finally got out of the city, and the eldest grandson at the door bowed his hand, and entered the house, and looked at it, Li Yuan sat on the stairs smoking regardless of the image, and the hem of the dragon robe was under the buttocks.
Seeing the vendor walking up, he smiled more proudly and proudly, "The kid is a little bit of a doorway, women are soft-hearted, I'm different, Xiao Zei has any tricks, just use it"
The peddler's face immediately collapsed, "Emperor Taishang, let's pay attention to the image, you are the Emperor, why did you do the thing of blocking the road and robbing it"
Li Yuan spat on the ground, "The image of a fart, can people outside the palace see this image, hurry up, don't talk about those useless things, if you don't satisfy me today, you will not let you go upstairs"
nodded at Li Yuan, "You are ruthless, are you really not accommodating at all?" ”
Li Yuan rolled his eyes, looked at the ceiling and spit smoke rings, and the vendor shook his head, "Oops, I touched a few good-looking TV series two days ago, and I originally wanted to send them, but I didn't expect that some people usually stick knives in the ribs with you, but at the critical moment, the knives are inserted into the ribs, hey"
Hearing that there was another good TV series to watch, Li Yuan was not calm, he no longer had the same charm as just now, and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, "That big treasure, let me ask first, is the TV series good?" ”
"If it's good, you don't look at it, why are you asking this?"
Li Yuan salivated, "I'm just asking, can you let me see the content first?" ”
"Then you let me go first"
"Look First"
"Go first"
……
The two were at a stalemate, and finally Li Yuan gritted his teeth, "Okay, it's okay to go over first, but I want five TV series, otherwise you have to let me see it first, hehe"
Li Yuan is the army of the hawkers, and he made up his mind that it was impossible for the hawker to bring five TV series with him, and he usually asked him for the disc when he was like a rabbit, squeezing out little by little.
However, the hawker had already prepared for this, and took out a few sets of compressed discs from his arms, "Thank you Emperor Taishang for giving way"
Looking at the disc in the hawker's hand, Li Yuan knew that he had miscalculated today, but it was also profitable to watch five TV series at once, so he reached out and grabbed the disc in the hawker's hand, "Count you as a kid, but don't rush to go yet"
"The Emperor, you can't talk without words, can I not be in a hurry?"
"Hehe, no matter how anxious you are, you have to wait for a while, come, I don't have anything to give you, you can take all these things, anyway, I don't know who will be cheaper in the future, hum"
Li Yuan waved his hand, and a eunuch brought seven or eight large boxes, and the peddler didn't know so, "Your Majesty, this is?" ”
"Open it for yourself"
You don't need to do it yourself, the eunuch has served, the lid of the box is opened, revealing the bright gold and silver jewelry inside, eight big boxes, how many daughters-in-law do you have to exchange for this?
"Your Majesty, this gift is too heavy, I don't dare to accept it."
Li Yuan waved his hand vigorously in his ear, "Hurry up and take it, I will be angry when I see these things"
The hawker just wanted to speak again, Lao Yuan pulled the hawker's clothes and signaled not to refuse, and the hawker bowed to Li Yuan to thank him, and Li Yuan saw that the hawker had accepted the things, so he ran downstairs to the hall to put on the TV.
The peddler walked across the corner of the stairs and asked Lao Yuan why he was pulling himself, and Lao Yuan replied, "Uncle Shi didn't see it, those things were sent by His Majesty to the Emperor to express his apologies, but the Emperor's mood can not be solved by a few boxes of jewelry, so these two people..."
Lao Yuan didn't say the rest of the words, the peddler already knew, shook his head, forget it, didn't people say it, the most ruthless emperor's family, let's not get involved in people's family affairs, otherwise the companion is like a tiger, and I don't know how to die if I offend someone one day.
Walking to his exclusive guest room in the Baoguang Palace, the door was closed, Li Yue'er in the house clenched her fists tightly, looking very nervous but with a little excitement and fear, the other women in the room were quietly looking at the door, and the sudden doorbell startled everyone, and laughed together at the same time, finally here!
The vendor outside the door rubbed his throat and calmly faced the door, "Yue'er, open the door" (to be continued.) )