Chapter 9: Digging and Upside Down (Part I)

On this night, midnight with Xiu'er and Evil, I had a meal of wild vegetable bibimbap that I will never forget.

I don't even have oil at home, so I just put the fresh wild vegetables in the pot, add a spoonful or two of the bran, and stir constantly until the wild vegetables and bran are completely mixed together.

There is not even oil at home, but there is still a jar of pickles, and a finger-sized pickle is sandwiched in a bowl for one person, and then some pickle soup is poured on it, which is said to not only be easy to eat, but also easy to coax the belly.

Where is this food for people, but in the 21st century, the food of pigs is better than this, right?

In the middle of the night, in front of Xiu'er, he grabbed a large handful of wild vegetable bibimbap and slapped it into his mouth.

It's really unpalatable!

That kid picks wild vegetables is also a good hand, jumping up and down more than he and Xiu'er, for no other reason, this bastard boy stuffs everything into the basket, and the final end is some unknown wild vegetables, stuffed into his mouth and bites only to find that it is more bitter than Huang Lian!

And those chaff skins, those damn things are the dregs left after the wheat is ground into white flour, and when you eat it, it is astringent and hard, swallow it hard, and the esophagus is like being stuffed with a grinding knife, and the instant stimulation makes the three thousand six hundred and fifty hairs on the body dance together with it. Secretly wiping the sweat off his forehead, he dared to bet with anyone in the middle of the night that even the tofu residue was a hundred times better than this wild vegetable bibimbap!

The worst thing is that Xiu'er, with a pair of big eyes, is staring at him tightly, looking at her Chu Chu pitiful, looking at her cautious, Midnight can only eat one bite without changing his face, squinting and peeking at the evil, Midnight's jaw suddenly fell to the dining table.

He finally understood why Xiu'er's family was so poor!

Eating wild vegetables mixed with chaff, you can also eat so delicious, so devoted, so wolf-like, up and down for 5,000 years, evil is definitely the first person!

In the blink of an eye, the evil came and wiped out eighteen bowls of wild vegetable bibimbap!

Seeing that the evil came staring at the last wild vegetable bibimbap in the pot, but he didn't reach out to hold it anymore, Midnight only felt that his nose was sour.

"Evil," Midnight forced out a smile and said softly: "My bowl of rice is enough, you should eat the rest, don't waste it!" ”

Evil nodded happily, flew to the stove, picked up the whole pot, and poured the rest of the bibimbap into his bowl. He reached out and grabbed a handful of stumbling rice and put it in his mouth, he probably bit a bitter wild vegetable, obviously bitter to the corners of his eyes oozing tears, but Evil still showed a satisfied smile.

"Hehe......" exclaimed with a wicked smile, "Delicious! ”

At night, Midnight and Xiu'er slept in the thatched hut, and the evil came happily moved in and out of the house, and could also enjoy the beautiful moonlight and the starry firewood house.

Midnight hugged Xiu'er tightly, in his adulthood, this was the first time to hold a young, healthy and beautiful girl at night, there was nothing Zuo loved to do.

Xiu'er didn't speak, her two hands and legs were wrapped around Midnight, she was so scared that if she closed her eyes, Midnight would disappear completely.

In the middle of the night, Evil, who was sleeping in the wood room, suddenly let out a beastly moan, mixed with the sound of him retching. Midnight wanted to get up, but Xiu'er reached out and grabbed him.

"Don't go out, this is already an old problem with Evil Lai, Evil Lai took the initiative to move out, he just didn't want you, the big brother, to see him uncomfortable!" Xiu'er said in a low voice: "Eating so many wild vegetables every day, of course he can't stand it." He would get up every night and vomit sour water, but ...... I really don't know what food I can find for Evil to fill his stomach other than wild vegetables. ”

Midnight caressed Xiu'er's smooth silky skin that was usually protected in her clothes, and asked in a low voice, "Then what will you do if there are no wild vegetables in winter?" ”

"I usually grow some crops, and although he has a lot of strength, he is used to being rude, and he can't help much. If the harvest is good, I carefully arrange the food needed for every meal every day, and the two siblings can make do with the winter if they are nervous and half-full and half-hungry. If it really doesn't work, I'll let the evil come and go to the woods to peel some bark, grind it and mix it into the grain, but if it doesn't work, it's also a good choice to dig up some grass roots. It was because he would starve with my useless sister every time it was winter, so he had a special fear of winter, and when he saw the leaves falling from the trees, he would be so frightened that he couldn't sleep all night. ”

When you see the leaves falling on the tree, you will be so scared that you can't sleep all night, this is the most brave and warlike tiger general in the legend?!

Midnight lived a full twenty-five years old, although he did not pursue any fancy clothes and delicacies, but he has also been living a life of flawless clothes, until today he finally understands, what is called poor couples mourning!

Midnight and Xiu'er glanced at each other, and in the moonlight that came through the window without gauze, they saw the unbearable in each other's eyes at the same time, and the two of them turned their heads at the same time, not wanting each other to see the sadness in their eyes.

Midnight only felt that one of his heartstrings was stirred, Xiu'er is really a lovely and beautiful girl, her kind of pitiful temperament, and from the heart of the simplicity and gentleness, so that she looks like a budding hundred flowers, although there is no particularly gorgeous style, but naturally exudes her own charm. If she is put in the 21st century, she will definitely be held high by men like a princess with the method of stars and moons.

Midnight stretched out his big hand and hugged Xiu'er into his arms, and he said softly: "Xiu'er, do you believe in your man?" ”

Xiu'er lay in the arms of midnight and nodded desperately.

"Then I promise you here that I will never let you live this life of hunger again!" Midnight's eyes flashed in the darkness, and he said in a deep voice: "Although I don't have much power to change the entire era, at least, I can lead evil to change the status quo of this family!" ”

There are still some words that have not been said in the heart of midnight, in the history of mankind, any change of power will be accompanied by a lot of blood and war, although Luofeng Village is far away from Chaoge and Xiqi, but facing the changes of a big era, I believe that any place, it is impossible to escape the impact of war. He doesn't know when this war will start and when it will end, as the pillar of this family, he must be prepared to plan ahead!

Midnight suddenly let out a chuckle, let a non-human whose strength is several times greater than ordinary people go to farm and dig wild vegetables, what is the difference between this and forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? Guarding a treasure and not using it is the biggest failure of Xiu'er, the housekeeper's wife, to know that although it is important to throttle, how can there be more immediate results from open source? !

Early the next morning, after stuffing a big bowl of wild vegetables into his stomach at midnight, he called the evil man who was energetic and was about to play flying tango with Dashi, picked up the shovel and machete that Xiu'er had specially asked Xiu'er to borrow from the village, and ran to the mountains behind the village.

"Do you want to eat meat?"

When he said this, Midnight felt like a pervert uncle who was abducting a little girl with a lollipop.

A green glow suddenly shot out of Evil Lai's eyes, and he bit his fingers and nodded desperately, probably remembering the chicken bone he gnawed at noon yesterday, right?

"Okay, you can dig a pit in the location I designated, and I promise that within three days, you will be able to eat fragrant barbecue!" Midnight casually pointed in the mountains and forests, and said: "The pit should be dug as wide as possible, well, about five feet is enough, and the depth of seven feet is so-so." You're going to dig twenty of these big pits in the mountains today! ”

Midnight smiled and said: "This kind of game of digging pits is better than you holding a big stone every day, not to mention playing this game, and your brother-in-law will accompany you." You dig a big pit, and your brother-in-law spreads a layer of branches and leaves on top of the pit, so that others can't see that there is a big pit here, whether it is a beast or a person coming over, they will fall down with a thud, as long as the pit is dug big and deep enough, they can't climb out, they can only shout at the evil brother for help, don't you think it's fun?! ”

"Hey...... Playful! ”

Evil's eyes lit up, and he ran to the spot where Midnight reached out, picked up his arms, and began digging at the speed of an excavator. Midnight chopped the branches used to make traps with a machete, and looked at the entire endless mountain, and let out a smug sneer: "The hares, goats, red-haired foxes, purple-haired minks, wild boars, wild dogs, tiger kings, and monkey kings in the mountains, your unrestrained good life is about to end birds!" ”

On the first day, he dug twenty-five huge earth pits five feet wide and seven feet deep on the mountain, and after the careful modification of Midnight, the captain of the criminal police who was the best at squatting and catching people and designing traps, all these pits were turned into traps that depended on the sky for food.

Yes, that's right!

Midnight admits that digging traps to catch wild beasts is equivalent to waiting for a rabbit, whether there can be prey depends on God's face, plus the probability of hitting that rises and falls in the misty and cannot be calculated at all.

So Midnight's strategy is ...... The world is full of martial arts!

No, it's wrong, it's a trap dug by the whole mountain!

In his vulgar words, it's to dig a fucking heaven and earth, dig a fucking sea of dead rocks, dig a fucking mountain of traps. He didn't believe that those beasts could become spirits, all of them could be sanctified, and they could actually play Pegasus across the river on the trap group!

The next day, Evil Lai dug twenty-six more traps!

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