Chapter 180: Learning Etiquette
Li Er was very surprised that the hawker came to find him, the eldest grandson was pregnant, Li Er was chatting with her, the two of them kissed me and me in the eldest grandson's bedroom, I heard that the hawker was coming, and looked at each other
After the hawker came in, he arched his hand at the two, and Li Er swallowed the melon seeds and asked, "Why is your baby here?" ”
Scratching his head, the peddler replied, "Didn't I hear that the princess was married, and the concubine wanted to go to the palace to learn some rules, so I came to see it and thought about learning some etiquette."
Li Er put the melon seeds on the plate and clapped his hands, "It's not easy, okay, since you mentioned it, I can't help but agree to your request, come on."
Turning around from outside the door, an old eunuch came in, "Your Majesty"
Li Er raised his eyes and looked at it, "Zhou Yi, you take the national teacher down to learn the etiquette that a horse should have."
When Zhou Yi heard that this was the case, he smiled with a smile, "National teacher, please come here"
The peddler followed Zhou Yi to a side hall, where there were several other little eunuchs waiting, and when he saw the two coming, Zhou Yi beckoned, "You go, bring some etiquette notes in the palace"
The little eunuch turned around and took a few bamboo books and handed them over, and the hawker looked at the good guys, they were old enough, and they were not thread-bound books.
Zhou Yi opened one of the volumes, "National Teacher, you sit down first, our family will read something to you, listen to it first, and familiarize yourself with it."
"Zhou Gonggong Please"
"Then let's start with what a princess is, in the Zhou Dynasty, the son of heaven is not a princess, or a princess; The princes and kings are self-married, so their lord is called the lord of Weng, the one who is Weng, the father, and the father is also the one who marries independently. It is also said that the king is the lord, and the king is the main marriage."
The peddler nodded, I see, I thought that all the emperor's daughter was the princess "Zhou Gonggong continued"
"The princess of this dynasty is married, and it is said to be Shang"
The peddler interrupts "This one aside, I'm marrying"
Zhou Yi hurriedly nodded and said, "Hehe, the national teacher is really Jane in the emperor's heart, okay, then let's not talk about this, our family knows that the six-rite national teacher has passed the five rites, and only the person is left to greet him, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I came to you for this"
Zhou Yi handed the bamboo book in his hand to the little eunuch next to him, "Hey, what else are you talking about, I'll just give the national teacher a brief explanation of what to pay attention to that day."
"The national teacher remembers, that day must be formal, our wedding is in the afternoon, and the national teacher will be in the time..."
The two of them finished smoking the last cigarette in the cigarette case, and Zhou Yi extinguished the cigarette butt, "The national teacher just remembers these big aspects, and no one will pay attention to some other small details."
The hawker nodded mechanically, now his head was a mess, and Zhou Yi saw that the hawker had fainted, "National teacher, what is on paper, today we will help you talk about this, the national teacher can go back and digest it, and then tell you some things that need to be paid attention to in the operation process in two days, okay?" ”
Nodding like a puppet, the hawker left the palace in despair, forgetting to say goodbye to Li Er, or Zhou Yi came over to report the time, and Li Er knew that the hawker had left, "How did the Duchess of Zhou learn?" ”
Before Zhou Yi could answer, the eldest grandson next to him accosted, "Looking at Father-in-law Zhou's appearance, it shouldn't be ideal."
"Queen Mingjian, the national teacher was about to collapse after only listening to a personal greeting, and he left in a distracted manner" Zhou Yi imitated the time when the hawker left the time, looking loveless in this life, making the eldest grandson smile and lean back together.
Li Er couldn't help but say, "This big treasure, you have to train it like this, otherwise you will be like a crazy monkey every day, and you will make jokes in vain, in this way, Zhou Yi, in the past few months, you have to follow him all the time, as long as he is free, you will catch him and teach him etiquette, remember?" “
Zhou Yi bent down and said yes, Li Er waved his hand to let him go down, Zhou Yi got the holy decree, left the palace, and chased straight to the Golden Bull Palace, the vendor who was lying on the chair and pretended to be dead fainted with a burp when he saw the goods coming.
In the next month, the hawker no longer has time to be happy, every day in addition to business, is busy with his own wedding, in addition to etiquette, there is also a guard of honor to welcome relatives, according to the rules of the princess to marry the eight sedan chair is indispensable, but Li Yueer said that if she wants to enjoy modern customs, she has to take a car, and it is the kind of open-top, and she makes a more fucked up request, and she will take a sedan chair at the wedding time of the hawker's house!
The angry hawker picks up his hair one by one, why is this girl the same as her own idea when she first came, she is a pioneer of anti-fashion!
The sedan chair is okay to say, Li Er's family must have it, but if it is time to get married in his hometown, how many people do he have to find to carry him from the small town to his village!
As for the convertible car that Li Yue'er requested, this is easy to do, and directly asked Lao Huang to help Li Yue'er order a convertible BMW Z4, why Z4, because it is cheaper than a Ferrari or a Lamborghini or something, but when the car arrived, Li Yue'er fell in love with this brand called BMW at a glance, and sat in the driver's seat excitedly, swaying left and right like nails on her buttocks, and patted the co-pilot next to her, "Dabao, come and teach me to drive"
The peddler sat to the side speechlessly, and pushed away the excitement, "Yue'er, this car is simple, automatic transmission, paddle shifting, just like a toy"
A good car is indeed the same as a toy, Li Yueer learned how to drive the car away in half a day, as for the other functions, she is waiting to understand it later, besides, do female drivers need to know so many functions, they are all gods on the road, and Buddhas are afraid of Buddhas.
Li Yue'er drove to the palace to play with her eldest grandson and almost hit Li Er, pulling Li Yue'er off the car, Li Er occupied Li Yue'er's Z4 and didn't let go, Li Yue'er simply told Li Er how the car was manipulated, and Li Er understood that this thing was much simpler than his own car, "Okay, this big treasure, actually gave me a car that is difficult to drive, no, Yue'er's car belongs to me"
As soon as I heard that Li Er was going to occupy his car, Li Yue'er, who is now an outgoing girl, quit "Why, this is my dowry, it's precious"
Li Er can't hear this expensive word now, the eldest grandson smiled and watched the two of them raise the bar, "Erlang, you too, what are you fighting for with Yue'er, if you like it, wait for Dabao to give you dividend time at the end of the year, we can't buy it ourselves."
Li Er thought about it and really could only do so, and reluctantly looked away from Li Yue'er's Z4, but Li Er left, Li Yuan heard the roar of the sports car and came out to see the excitement, Li Yue'er saw this posture and hurriedly sat on his car to announce his belonging, Li Yuan waved his hand, "Don't be so nervous, I'll just take a look, don't rob you, anyway, I can't get out of the palace if I have a car"
In a word, Li Er's face was red, Li Yue'er got out of the car and handed the key to Li Yuan, "Your Majesty, why don't you try?"
Li Yuan took the key and went up and asked Li Yue'er to take it and try it a few times, "Well, good thing, thank you Yue'er, don't worry, when you get married, I will seal a big red envelope for you"
"Thank you, Your Majesty"
The waiting time passed very slowly, but the calendar still turned to the day of the Winter Festival, Li Yue'er moved to the palace half a month early, saying what are the rules, I haven't seen the little beauty for a few days, the hawker has been scratching like a cat in his heart, looking at the orthography painted on the wall, my brother's good day has finally come! (To be continued.) )