With the soft "click" of the lighter, the light blue smoke rolled in the air, and he sat calmly on a chair in the reception hall of the Public Security Bureau, looking at his secretary and legal adviser, where he was familiar with all kinds of procedures. He looked around, not to mention that in this not too big reception hall, he really found a few familiar faces, everyone had a helpless wry smile on their faces, and nodded slightly to each other, which could be regarded as greeting.

Twenty-four people are in trouble together, and they are too doting elders, who came out to help these bastard boys clean up the mess, he, who is an uncle, really can't remember how many times he has been in his sleep, in an important meeting, or even when he had a night with a woman at the most critical juncture, he suddenly received a call from the baby nephew: "Second uncle, can you invite me to Mengdanlan to eat steak at night?" I love the steak that the French beauty cooks by herself, and she has to enlarge half a bottle of brandy at a time, and the taste is ...... Alas, it really makes me wake up drooling in my dreams! ”

Each time he would smile and respond, "Okay, you name a place, I'll pick you up." ”

Invite his most doting nephew to a high-end western restaurant for dinner, of course, it's a trivial matter, he also likes to watch that kid gobble up, but this kid is definitely the kind of surreal person who doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles, no trouble and no phone, if you want to have dinner with him, you still have to find a way to get people out of some places!

Even he doesn't know why he, who has always been known for his rigor and harshness, is so doting on his nephew who can get into trouble the most, and can break new ideas and break out of the realm every time.

This kid is definitely the reincarnation of the troublemaker, he likes to hold a slingshot since he was a child, and hit people's glass everywhere, his highest record is to successfully break thirty-seven pieces of glass in one day, four car viewing glasses, plus a medicine pot for decoction of Chinese medicine. In the end, the master who was responsible for installing the glass in the hardware store smiled when he saw the bastard, without this bastard's slingshot, how could the master of the hardware store be so good in business?

When he was ten years old, he already understood that there was a difference between men and women, and he knew that he would sprinkle red ink on the underwear that girls were tanning outside, and then lead a group of bastards to stand in a distant position and whistle wildly, until the little girl he teased turned red and ran back to the house crying, and they were still unsatisfied.

By the age of eleven, he had already shown a talent for better than any other child of his age, as demonstrated by his ability to think logically and to design traps. At that time, his favorite thing to do was to tie a kind of "pull cannon" with a small medicine bag in the middle of the rope at both ends to the door of other people's houses, and it would explode when he pulled it hard. After knocking on the door, quickly hide in a safe place and wait to see the show. It would be even worse if the person he teased was unwilling to be humiliated and chased out...... He usually acts at night, using the slingshot skill he has practiced for years, to break all the light bulbs in the hallway, and then place a pile of things in the hallway, such as brooms, broken basins, cans and bottles filled with dirty water, etc. As long as the people who rush out to catch the little bastards, few people can escape these traps.

At the age of twelve, when other little boys were still playing the boring and childish little trick of secretly putting cockroaches in the pencil case of a female classmate, his precious nephew had already mastered the essence of mine warfare, and even invented a "dark fire and thunder" technology that made his uncle breathtaking. His uncle must admit that the props used in this "dark fire thunder" are very simple, but in a sense, they can already be called the originator of time bombs.

The specific method is to tie a stick incense, which is about an inch long, to a large hemp thunder fuse, so that this hemp thunder has a timed detonation function of about two minutes. Then find a dirt road that is often passed by pedestrians, dig a small pit in the middle of the road, and carefully put the marijuana thunder that has been lit into the earthen pit. Then cover this pit with a small wooden plank, and after a certain amount of technical camouflage, you can hide to the side and enjoy the wonderful performance of those unlucky ghosts in the way of waiting for the rabbit.

Think about it, if you walk on a fairly spacious dirt road, or ride a bicycle and hum a little song leisurely and leisurely, and suddenly ......

"Boom!"

A cloud of gunpowder smoke mixed with a large amount of dust suddenly rises from the ground less than two meters away from you, that kind of accident, that kind of suddenness, that kind of hysteria, that kind of terrible blasting power of marijuana thunder, will make you feel the pleasure of instantaneous heart contraction and speed relaxation when you suddenly encounter enemy shelling and suddenly face death.

In this case, in the face of a timed mine made of marijuana mines, a woman's scream, a man's roar, a child's cry, and a bicycle falling, some guys who have watched too many military movies quickly lie down and carefully observe their surroundings...... A small hemp thunder seed really triggered a hundred flavors of life.

In the end, his precious nephew invented a series of fancy varieties such as serial mines (digging a few more pits and putting a few more marijuana thunderbolts, so that the coverage is wider), directional blasting mines (putting marijuana thunderbolts into a soda can with a top lid cut off, and then burying the soda can at an angle of 45 degrees), flying thunder (to put it bluntly, the original marijuana thunder is replaced with two kicks) and a series of fancy varieties.

His uncle, who has been in charge of the aftermath of the work, looked at the "landmines" made by this bastard boy, he really couldn't cry or laugh, the only thing he was happy about was that although his precious nephew dug widely to resist and set up mines indiscriminately, it was finally not powerful enough, and there was a restriction of regular blasting, which did not affect some fatal people suffering from heart disease, sheep madness and other diseases.

By the age of fourteen...... His precious nephew dared to secretly drive his brand-name sports car onto the street, openly compete with the traffic police for the surname of brand-name sports cars and motorcycles, and finally drove the limited import version of the brand-name sports car and rushed directly into the watermelon stall set up by an old lady on the side of the road. Thanks to the fact that all eight airbags of his brand-name sports car were open, this bastard boy who didn't even have a seat belt on his way was able to jump out of the brand-name sports car that had been smashed and had to be sent back to the factory for repair. When he brought this precious nephew out of the traffic police department, this little guy who had caused a big accident was still holding a watermelon in his hand.

He can still clearly remember that the bastard boy was brought into the traffic police team, and he was still holding a melon in his arms, and when he saw his second uncle, who must be present every time he broke into an accident, he directly raised the watermelon in front of him, "Second uncle, I crashed your car, I invite you to eat watermelon, let's count the two clear, okay?" Watermelon is very sweet! ”

Knowing that this kid is a genius who causes trouble, he really needs to be sent home and let his father educate him with "fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots", so that he can be honest for a while, but looking at this kid's pitiful and cautious appearance, his second uncle is ruthless, so he can only shake his head and smile bitterly, and finally ate a piece of watermelon that his nephew was filial piety and paid for by himself, which was regarded as accepting his bribe.

"Don't say it, it's so sweet!"

"Hehe......" His baby nephew is only fourteen years old, and he has already shown the ability to observe the face and see the wind and steer, and he has the characteristics of brazenness, and of course it is also a necessary trick for this kid to beat the snake with the stick: "Then second uncle, let's say okay, don't tell my dad about this matter!" ”

"Even my mom can't say it!" With a roll of his eyes, the baby nephew patted him on the shoulder and added: "This is a secret between the two of us, second uncle, you told me a long time ago that if a man has his own persistence and persistence, he will be difficult to chase with a word." Second uncle, you are a great idol that I have erected since I was a child, you must not let the idol and hope in my heart be dashed! If I lose my idol and hope, I will learn badly. ”

Just like him, it's not a bad learner?!

His second uncle could only smile bitterly, stretched out his big hand, affectionately rubbed this baby nephew's messy and dyed chestnut hair, and nodded vigorously. I was depressed enough to be depressed enough by a sports car of more than 1.8 million yuan, and I was even more depressed that I had to put on a face of "I was wrong", and let this precious nephew's mother, that is, his sister, count for more than half a year. The most depressing thing is that when his second uncle was criticized, the culprit who broke out such a catastrophe, even put on a natural face and joined the ranks of denouncing him.

In line with the noble idea that although he dotes on, he must also let this child go on the right path, his second uncle has no way to let his baby nephew have a skill and establish a correct outlook on life. He bought a lot of English textbooks for his nephew, hired a lot of English tutors, and after all of them failed, his nephew reached the age of fifteen, but his English scores improved by leaps and bounds...... Because his baby nephew often plays some original European computer games that are not Chinese, and if you don't understand English, these games can't be played at all. English can only be regarded as so-so, his precious nephew suddenly has a new understanding of Yuwen and fanatical pursuit, his second uncle is of course willing to pay a lot of money to hire a Yuwen tutor for his baby nephew, and in the end he learned that his precious nephew did not have a Chinese translation when he watched Yuben's pornographic videos.

In his own words, "When watching pornographic videos, you should also pay attention to a realm." Of course, the heroine's appearance, temperament, and acting skills are important, but language is also an important element in the composition of pornographic films. People who only look at the picture and don't understand the connotation can only float on the surface of the pornographic video, and cannot achieve the sublimation of the surface with a breakthrough of points. ”

His second uncle was in a cold sweat when he heard it. From that time on, he was ready for this precious nephew to one day bring a girl to him and ask him to help deal with big trouble.

Fortunately, his baby nephew was sixteen years old, obsessed with a kind of Chengren war game that has not yet been approved by the state, and can only be carried out secretly, a group of like-minded boys mixed together, studying what electric chickens, electric dogs, modified air dogs and BB bombs every day, and then there is no extra energy, to watch what pornographic movies, of course, there is no further to directly discuss life with girls, the origin of graduate studies and the process of biological recreation.

Through his brother-in-law, who is the father of his baby nephew, he invited a few veteran special forces who had been on the battlefield and played with the enemy with real knives and guns, and taught them field survival and teamwork skills.

Watching a group of half-grown children, under the guidance of several retired members of the special forces, there are neat queues in camouflage uniforms, four hours of rigorous training every day. Looking at this group of half-grown children, in the training year after year, day after day, slowly maturing, slowly becoming stronger, and slowly possessing a kind of strength that belongs to the military, he, the second uncle, finally has a reason to satisfy himself a little in his heart.

But at the same time, seeing what the baby nephew is playing with, he, a well-informed second uncle, sometimes can't help but be frightened. Regardless of what imported sniper rifle-style air dog to play, his precious nephew's talent for using firecrackers as mines a few years ago was once again stimulated by war games.

Under the guidance of those veteran special forces soldiers, the baby uncle actually made his own ...... Eighty-zero mortar! Under the guidance of the veteran special forces soldiers, he even learned how to use chemical fertilizer as explosives to make mortar shells.

In the past three years, his baby uncle has passed the eighteen-year-old mark, and their twenty-four fox friends and dog friends composed of the "Violent Bear" special forces are fighting in the east and west, and I heard that they have become the leading boss in the field of war games in China, I thought that they had played enough, and the momentum passed, they would naturally be annoyed and tired, who would have thought that in order to find the so-called "growth", these boys were so hot-headed that they took a bunch of toys and ran into the primeval jungle on the border of Yunnan where there may be real guns and live ammunition everywhere.

"Maybe, I should put this kid in the hands of my brother-in-law and let my brother-in-law discipline him well?"

The thought was still spinning in his heart, and he jumped up violently, and the man walked up to him after the secretary, with a blue and purple face, and two dark circles under his eyes, he really looked like a giant panda guy, wasn't it his precious uncle...... Wan Likai?!

"They beat you?"

"If they beat me," Wan Likai, the precious nephew who obviously hadn't stayed in it enough, let alone learned enough, raised his fist and said as a matter of course: "My fist is not vegetarian!" ”

"They scolded you?"

"Hmph, no!"

The uncle who felt sorry for his nephew pointed to Wan Likai and asked, "Then what's going on with your face?" ”

"There is a dime and three who dare to say that our 'Violent Bear' special forces are garbage and a circus to coax children, I am really angry, so I tried three games with him!" Wan Likai glared and said, "Isn't he the commander of a reconnaissance company of the field army, what's the big deal?" I just don't like his self-righteous appearance, he's so amazing, so dismissive of the weapon in our hands, didn't he let me get a shot in the first place?! ”

Isn't that what it is...... The commander of the reconnaissance company of the field army?!

The uncle cautiously asked, "What about the result?" ”

"We had three races, the first one was a sports blitzkrieg in the jungle with electric dogs, and I didn't win. The second game was a sniper battle in the jungle with an air dog, and he didn't lose. Wan Likai touched his face, he was obviously gasping in pain, but he still said stiffly: "The third game is a hand-to-hand fighting match, I asked for the end of the draw, and he didn't agree." ”

(To be continued)