(Demon: Everyone smashed the tickets)

Milk cat, no wonder he straightened the pestle in the trap, as if he was not a master of the world who was not muddy and unmixed, it turned out that he was injured on the buttocks, and he couldn't sit at all, let alone lie down!

Midnight said to the evil: "You go down, use your best flying tango, and directly 'invite' that old gentleman to come out!" Remember that you must know the truth of respecting the old and respecting the virtuous, and when you go to help the old gentleman, you must do your best to show the politeness of our juniors! ”

Evil nodded, put down the concussion-looking patient, jumped into the trap, and heard a "whew" as a thin object that worked like a wooden pillar suddenly threw out of the trap.

"Wow wow...... Help, someone is trying to kill someone! The wooden pillar fluttered in the air and let out a hysterical scream, and in his ass, a black feathered arrow deep into the flesh looked so striking and so cute.

The pillar saw the earth enlarge infinitely before his eyes, and was about to make the most intimate contact, when he suddenly clasped his hands together and shouted, "Cloud Soaring Technique...... Rise! ”

Midnight and the evil who jumped out of the trap widened their eyes together, and even the suspected concussion patient also held up his body, and under the gaze of six bull's eyes that were bigger than a ping pong ball, the old man who looked really a bit sanctimonious and immortal, and also wore an old man who was a white Taoist robe maybe a year ago, and the whole person suddenly ...... Just listening to a loud "bang", he made a close contact with the generous earth mother on his face and ass without any fancy!

"Hahaha......"

There was a burst of crazy laughter suddenly from Luofeng Mountain, and the middle of the night laughed so much that he bent down, and the evil laughed so much that he rolled all over the ground, only to hear a loud "bang", it turned out that the evil came and accidentally rolled into the trap of the bird, as for the patient who was injured all over his body, he laughed while pointing to the old man who got up from the ground with an embarrassed face, and shouted with a smile: "Old man, please don't be so 'cute' anymore, I am now injured all over my body, and if I continue to laugh like this, I will really die of laughter!" Hahaha......"

The old man who was sanctimonious and would rather not sit on his forehead rose a few black lines, and he got up and shouted, "This doesn't count! I used all my mana to fly all the way in order to escape from Chaoge's pursuers, and I was hit by another arrow in my buttocks, otherwise with my supreme supernatural power that can go to the sky and escape to the earth, how could I be trapped by a small beast trap?! ”

"Hahaha......" The laughing trio finally collapsed completely, two people were lying on the ground rolling on the ground laughing all over the ground, and one person was lying in a trap and rolling around in a trap!

"You don't believe me?!"

The old man who called himself Jiang Shang was furious, and he showed off his white robe, which looked inferior to a beggar's sack, and shouted, "See, this is the best proof that I have studied the Tao for forty years!" If you take a closer look at the latest style of my robe, you can only use this exquisite handiwork that can only be used seamlessly, and this gossip graphic on it, and tell you that this is embroidered little by little with pure gold leaf! Look at this soft and comfortable material that can resist any spells, swords and arrows...... This is the first-level magic weapon of the Haotian Realm that was given to me by the master himself! ”

"Hahaha......" Midnight wiped his tears and exclaimed, "Old man, do you want to prove your identity as an immortal to us, or do you want to sell us this beggar robe on your body?!" ”

The amnesiac patient, who was covered in injuries all over his body, who was already trembling with laughter, and who didn't know whether it was much happier or more painful, also asked a question: "May I ask if your Tianhao Realm first-level magic weapon is really so magical, can it withstand any spells, swords and arrows?" ”

Jiang Shang nodded proudly, and let out a cold snort from his nostrils, "Of course!" As long as I cover my whole body with this gossip robe, no one can hurt me in the slightest! ”

The young man continued to ask with a humble face: "Then let me ask again, since you have such an invulnerable Haotian Realm artifact, how did you get the arrow in your ass?" ”

The whole body cramped with laughter, barely crawled out of the trap, showed a head of evil, looked up at the long arrow on Jiang Shang's buttocks, and shouted, "I know! Because he said that he can fly, and others can't fly, they can only shoot arrows from the ground, brother-in-law in the middle of the night, think about it, standing at his feet to shoot arrows, it's easy to shoot his ass through his robe! ”

"Bastard boy, who made you talk?!" Jiang Shang's face was full of black lines, and finally completely left behind the way of the old man, the sage, and the sage, and kicked the evil life-saving benefactor back into the trap with a big foot, he looked at Midnight and the young man, and said with a smile: "Well, as the saying goes, people have misses, horses have stumbles, how can there be a sure profit in business, this ...... Hey, it's a pure accident, it's a pure accident! ”

"But look at my gossip robe!" Jiang Shang reached this time, he didn't even give up selling his beggar robe, he moved his thighs that hurt when he walked because of an arrow in his buttocks, walked to Midnight, and shouted with a serious face: "You reach out and touch it, you are not afraid of not knowing the goods, you are afraid of comparing goods, you touch this soft texture, you try its toughness, you look at this gossip again, it is pure gold!" ”

Looking at the so-called gossip robe that was stained with mud and a sour smell of sweat, Midnight really didn't reach out to touch Yu Wang, he could only say perfunctorily: "Well, it looks like the gossip embroidered on this robe is really decent, and the handiwork is good!" ”

Jiang Shang's eyes widened angrily and shouted, "What do you mean by being like this?" This is the gossip robe that my master primordial Tianzun personally sewed! There is only one in heaven and earth, it is the treasure of our Haotian realm, the master gave me a great task, in order to increase my strength, I gave this magic weapon! ”

In the middle of the night, the evil man who crawled out of the trap for the third time, the young man lying on the ground trembling all over, the three of them nodded together like chickens pecking rice. Midnight barely stopped laughing, and said solemnly: "We are all ordinary people in some rural places, and it is really fortunate to be able to rescue an immortal from the trap today, so let's say goodbye!" Evil comes, carry that brother on your back, let's go! ”

"Don't go!"

Jiang Shang was anxious, he pointed to the young man who was injured all over his body, and shouted: "In this way, I will make an exception and use the supreme magic power of our immortal world to heal the injuries on this kid's body to prove my identity?!" ”

Starting Point Chinese Network welcomes the majority of book friends to come and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serialized works starting point original!;