Chapter 7: The Ugly Son
"What a good name for those things in Yan Kingdom!" Chen Juren hugged his fists and said: "The son's amazing talent, the old man admires it very much, and dares to ask the son's honorable name." ”
Zhu Ziming said that the head is the Tao, and everyone has already heard the essence of it, which is really wonderful, and I have to admit that he has a lot of ghost ideas.
I've taught this old man so many things, and I don't mind saying my name, Zhu Ziming
coughed lightly: "Under Zhu Ziming!" ”
"Zhu Ziming? You are Zhu Ziming! "The whole Fengyalou is boiling again, isn't this the recent figure, Zhu Ziming, the son-in-law of the Shen family, it turned out to be him, but he doesn't seem to be so talented, is it because he escaped marriage and left for a few years, where did he learn it?
"It turned out to be Zhu Gongzi," a trace of regret flashed in Chen Juren's eyes, and he sighed like a mosquito: "It's a pity"
"Zhu Ziming" sat in the center of the young man, gently tapped the small fan, and said thoughtfully.
"Shen Mansion's son-in-law," at this moment, everyone looked at Zhu Ziming, and there was disdain in their eyes, admiration, jealousy, and disdain.
I didn't expect to be so famous Zhu Ziming felt embarrassed, but it was not good to make a big noise, and if it was to his wife, there would be no good fruit to eat.
"There is a farewell in advance," Zhu Ziming was about to slip away, but the handsome boy suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "Brother Zhu has such a talent, why don't you tell us a story before leaving?" ”
"yes, let's do it!" Everyone blushed one by one, and said excitedly, I really want to see if this Zhu Gongzi has the ability to tell stories.
Let me tell the story? Isn't this nonsense, Zhu Ziming knew that he couldn't get off the stage if he didn't say something, so he licked his lips and said, "I really can't tell you a story, or I'll tell you a story." ”
Without waiting for everyone to respond, Zhu Ziming had already gushed out: "Once upon a time, there was a wolf baby who was born without meat and only vegetarian, and its parents were very worried. As a result, one day they saw a baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very relieved. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrots! ……”
When Zhu Ziming finished speaking, the Fengyalou burst into laughter again, but at this time the laughter was much less, but I saw a few old literati hooking their shoulders and backs, supporting each other and walking out of the door, covering their waists with twitching faces: "This kid simply wants the old man's life." ”
"No, don't say it, my face is cramping with laughter," the other old literati shook their heads bitterly.
Wolves can also speak human language? Although it is incredible, this joke is very funny and funny, which makes people laugh and laugh, this Zhu Ziming's thinking is simply imaginative, which makes people wonder through, everyone is amazed, and their admiration for him is incomprehensible.
"Strange talent, I'm afraid Yan Guo won't be able to find a second one, and I don't know who he studied from," Chen Juren also shook his head while holding his sore stomach.
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On the way back to Shenfu, the sky was getting darker, and the vendors on both sides of the street had begun to clean up their stalls, and many of the shops had already closed.
At this moment, Lin Zhiyun covered her little face with her hands, and glared at Zhu Ziming with some complaints: "I blame you, and the mouths of the people who hurt me are laughing and hurting." ”
Did I make you laugh? Zhu Zi rolled his eyes in understanding, and said with a smile: "Why don't I tell you another joke?" ”
"Don't" Lin Zhiyun didn't want to smile crookedly and become ugly, and her face turned white with fright: "If you dare to say it, beware of my cousin coming back, I will tell her that you are bullying me." ”
Anyway, I have been coming to the Shen Mansion for several days, and my fake son-in-law has never seen his future wife, which is a bit inappropriate, I really don't know if this Miss Shen is as beautiful as rumored, if she is an ugly monster, it is better for me to slip away early.
Listening to the little maids, the eldest lady is going to go to relatives, Zhu Ziming doesn't have to guess to understand that the relatives who can let the eldest lady go out in person must be the uncle of the Ninety-Five, and the aunt who is the imperial concubine.
"What, miss my cousin?" Lin Zhiyun looked at him nodding and contemplative, and pouted.
Zhu Ziming withdrew from his thoughts and said shamelessly: "En, are you jealous?" ”
"Phew!" Lin Zhiyun took a sip, blushed and said, "Who will eat your scoundrel's vinegar, you are so thick-skinned." ”
But thinking of his performance in Fengyalou just now, Lin Zhiyun secretly said in her heart, although her cousin-in-law is a little shameless, she has an amazing talent, and she doesn't know if her cold cousin will like him.
Zhu Ziming nodded, and said meaningfully: "It seems that I still need to hone more."
"Grinding?" Xiao Nizi asked puzzled.
Zhu Ziming sighed deeply: "The charm is not big enough." ”
Lin Zhiyun's little face was beautiful, ashamed and angry: "Nonsense, I don't know what you're talking about." ”
"Walk slowly, don't run into any perverts," Zhu Ziming looked at the little buttocks swaying from side to side, beckoned and smiled.
You're a big pervert! Lin Zhiyun snorted, thinking that he has an amazing talent, but his surname is very arrogant and shameless, I really don't know how these can appear in a person.
Lin Zhiyun was in her thoughts, her footsteps had slowed down, and she was walking on the official road covered with bluestone slabs, and before she had taken a few steps, she only heard an ouch sound, and she accidentally stepped on someone.
Hurriedly raised his head, and saw a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, an extremely obscene ugly face, Lin Zhiyun took a few steps back in fright, bowed her head and said: "The little woman is reckless, please forgive me."
The ugly boy was about to scold a few words, but what he saw was a pretty little face with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, red lips and pink cheeks, a purple Luo skirt, and a graceful and graceful figure, which was really a rare little beauty.
The ugly boy who was about to salivate was shining with golden light in his eyes, and the few little minions who followed him were also salivating for Lin Zhiyun, and he really didn't come to the market to hang out in vain today.
"It's okay, it's okay," the ugly boy smiled and stretched out two salty pig hands and stretched out to Lin Zhiyun, as if he wanted to hug her.
Although Xiao Nizi is innocent and romantic, she has already discovered the silver light in the ugly boy's eyes, and she alertly dodged the ugly boy's hands, and said a little ashamedly: "Son, please respect yourself." ”
"Hehe" The ugly boy smiled: "Little lady, you and I are destined today, why don't you go back with me, let's spend a good night together." ”
This person is completely helpless, otherwise he would not be entangled, Lin Zhiyun was already a little scared, and looked behind him, why hasn't this hateful cousin-in-law come with him yet, and plucked up the courage to say: "My aunt is Mrs. Shen of the Shen Mansion, if you dare to be rude again, my aunt will definitely not let you go." ”