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The lights in the front camp of the Qin army camp are normal, and the back camp is brightly lit, especially the military medical camp, which is full of people.

The King of Qin temporarily sent 4,000 people to join the military medical battalion and treated and rescued 20,000 Shu soldiers overnight.

At that time, half of the iron pots of the whole army were put into the military medical camp, and 20,000 iron pots were erected to boil medicine. Chopping firewood for transportation, there were countless soldiers of the Qin army staring at the boiling medicine, and they were so busy that they couldn't stand by.

It's probably time to be a child.

A group of soldiers and horses quietly sneaked close to the Qin army camp.

Zhuge Liang took Yan Yan, Wang Ping, Wu Yi, Huang Quan, Wang Wei, and Huo Jun with six generals.

Prime Minister Shu Han sat on his exclusive cart, set up a pergola with a feather fan, looked at it for a while, was a little excited, and said: "The herald ordered the three armies to be silent and lurking, but seeing the fire in the Qin camp, it was Guan Yu and Zhang Fei that the two generals succeeded." Listen to my orders, take advantage of the situation, and complete the battle. ”

The Shu army began the incubation period, waiting for the outbreak period.

On the other hand, the brightly lit military medical barracks in the Qin camp.

Due to the lack of enough tents, and the hot weather, the Qin army erected large and transparent tent areas, only the kind with tent roofs. In a shanty town, between several rows, there are two or three hundred sick people lying in a smoke.

The soldiers of the Qin army were busy boiling medicine, delivering medicine, and taking care of the sick number's urine and urine, and they were really busy taking care of themselves.

Shu Jun's sick number took meticulous care of Qin Jun, and also accompanied him to help with urinating, which was really grateful. In the care, both parties also established a deep relationship.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were lying side by side in a shantytown, and they pretended to have a serious head injury, so they didn't need to go to poop often, they just observed.

At this time, a medical soldier came and touched Guan Yu's crotch in the past.

Guan Yu's hairs stood on end, and he glared and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The second master's murderous aura is really unbearable for ordinary people. The medical soldier was frightened and hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, brother, you are a Shu soldier, you may not understand, I am here to insert a urinary catheter for you." ”

Urinary catheterization?

The second master and the third thin man were stunned at that time, they didn't know what a urinary catheter was, and they didn't know what the three words were for urinary catheterization.

The paramedics then explained.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were in a cold sweat at that time.

The medical staff also saw a lot of reactions to the first catheterization, so they comforted: "Don't worry, there are no side effects." You are seriously injured, it is very inconvenient to make it convenient, it will aggravate the condition, just insert a urinary catheter. ”

Zhang Fei shook his cheeks, "I won't insert it if I am killed, and I will return the urine tube, it is a shame that you Qin Jun can come up with such a disgusting and dirty thing." ”

The medical soldier was immediately dissatisfied, and said: "You Shu Jun know a fart, this is the most advanced medical method, which is very convenient for patients." You see your injuries, you are no longer able to move, with this urinary tube, you don't have to get out of bed to urinate, clean and hygienic. ”

This guy's little brother has a tube in it, and the one in the medic is quite long, how can this guy Guan Gong and his brother's little brother stand this.

The two of them did not intervene in life or death.

The medical soldier complained for a while and saw that it had no effect, so he went to the military doctor.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Guan Yu said, "Third brother, the time has come." You see that now, the Qin army is very busy, and if it is launched at this time, it will definitely catch him off guard. ”

Zhang Fei nodded for a while, he was already impatient to wait, and said: "Then hurry up and do it, I think that little soldier just now must be looking for someone to help, if you don't do it, we will be inserted." ”

After speaking, the three fat men trembled for a while, and Guan Gong was very red when he heard this, and his face was very red and he was also trembling for a while, so the two of them said to do it.

At this time, the medical soldier just now came to Guan Yu with a military doctor and several medical soldiers.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei suddenly became nervous.

The military doctor checked the list, and then motioned to the medical soldiers: "Give him two urinary catheters, remove the old gauze on his head, and change the medicine for a new one." ”

The military doctor said to the nervous Guan Yu and Zhang Fei: "Don't be afraid, the front part of this urethral tube is made of pork tendons, and it is easy to urinate when inserted into it, and it will definitely not affect your future sexual life." ”

As soon as the medic waved his hand, several medics pounced. This is also no way to use strong, everything is for the good of the patient.

The military doctor said: "Now that dysentery is prevalent, you must pay attention to hygiene, if it is an ordinary time, you are not willing to insert, we can take the trouble to help you pad a diaper." But now that dysentery is prevalent, there are not enough people here, so it is necessary to have a urinary catheter. Plug it in and you'll know the benefits. ”

Plug it in and we'll die! Guan Yu and Zhang Fei screamed in their hearts.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have nothing wrong at all, this guy is going to insert a urinary catheter and untie the gauze on his head, and he will definitely be exposed. How could the two of them allow someone to put a tube in their little brother, they could stand this. Since the move had been discussed, Guan Yu jumped up, and with a bang, he flew out of bed and landed in front of the military doctor.

In fact, it's okay to sit up alone, and it's normal to jump down. But a seriously wounded guy with a bandaged head flying down is too abnormal.

The military doctor was frightened, jumped back, and exclaimed, "What's the situation, how are you?" ”

Guan Yu was already aggrieved, touched the big bag on the back of his head, took off the gauze after stabbing it, and shouted: "I'm not sick!" ”

"You're not sick?" The military doctor and the surrounding medical guards were stunned when they saw the big red face and the four strands of long hair.

As soon as the second master was lucky, the muscles all over his body skyrocketed, the airport became a mountain, and the bandages on ......his body broke at all.

This guy is so powerful that the military doctors were dumbfounded and forgot to call it.

"This guy is Guan Yu Guan Yunchang!" A paramedic screamed.

"Guan Yunchang has become sick?"

"Idiot, this must be a ploy, spread the news quickly, oh also~." The soldier, who first woke up, was killed by Guan Yu with a punch.

"Whoa~, do it!" Guan Yu then shouted, just like King Kong on Skull Island, crying ghosts and gods, and the roof of the shanty where he was trembling was trembling.

"Hands-on...... Do it...... Do it....... The cheers echoed inside and outside the military medical camp, lasting for a long time, circling the beam for three days, continuously.

At this time, Guan Ping was pooping in his shantytown, and he was sitting on the toilet, and suddenly realized, "This thing is good, with this thing, you are not afraid of flies spreading diseases, no wonder the Qin army did not get sick on a large scale." ”

After Guan Ping heard Guan Yu's move, his heart was shocked, his pants were raised, and he shouted: "Don't do it yet, when will you wait!" ”

As a result, the fake wounded soldiers led by Guan Ping had been waiting for the order to do it for a long time, and when Guan Yu's shouts came, they began to do it to the Qin soldiers who were taking care of the Shu army.

On Guan Yu's side, he turned around to greet the third brother, and saw Zhang Fei holding a pipe in his hand.

Zhang Fei fiddled with the tube like a snake, and said strangely: "Can you really insert it into the little brother and catheterize?" It's kind of soft. Zhang Fei put it in front of him and looked inside the tube.

Guan Yu trembled for a while, and shouted: "Look at the begging son, do it!" ”