The cross-century enjoyment is over, and the accountability for stepping down from power now begins.

A group of 200 Chinese and foreign guests, many of whom are now disheveled, wet for verification, frightened, looking for a normal state, butterflies flying all over the sky, wet and cold evening sky. You look at me, I look at you, there are those who have palpitations, there are those who regret it, there are those who are blushing, there are those who are addicted to voyeurism, those who are still intended, and those who are still intoxicated and can't extricate themselves.

Among the 200 Chinese and foreign guests, they can enjoy and appreciate this cross-century entertainment fashion land, face up to reality, and wonder, can these colors, sounds, smells, and bumps that can shock our vision, hearing, smell, and body senses be used for entertainment? Educate? Training? Commerce? Rich? Military? God-making? Cheating on beauty? Lying to the people? ……

Among the 200 Chinese and foreign guests, they can't enjoy and appreciate the antique cultural relics of this cross-century entertainment head-on, and they are negatively picking on reality, thinking, the dragon and phoenix among us, the gold and jade in the vessel, are turned upside down by you, and they are warm and itchy for a while, dizzy for a while, scared for a while, stunned for a while, deaf for a while, blind for a while, painful for a while, and unable to settle for a while. Who are we? We are honored guests, state guests, and wedding guests, and you treat us as colored soldiers, criminal soldiers, and rebel soldiers? We were frightened today, our butts and eggs hurt, and you have to compensate us, for example, by discounting all purchases and giving away a few big gift packages......

Li Daocheng, who was in Jiaozhi, was the first to make a difficulty, and said to Wang Mumu, who was still standing in front of the orchestra pit and immersed in the joy of great success: "Excuse me, Lord Wang, the wedding organizer, before today's performance, the student soldiers who served us told us to have dinner after the performance. At that time, I was a little strange, why is it different from the other day? Now I understand that you know that there will be strong cracks and earthquakes in our stands, and they will tumble and fall into the stomach, and they will vomit when they are full, right? You're not kind! Master Confucius taught us that it is not pleasant to have friends from afar? Do you treat us as wine-brewed balls made upside down, and the grandstand becomes a big basket, making us look like epileptics, and let us show for you? Some comrades, in the middle of stumbling and climbing, were accidentally exposed at three points. So, excuse me, are you mistaken? Today, in the end, we are the audience? Or are you spectators? ”

Now, standing beside Wang Mumu, there is Hu Erniang, who is excited like a child who has watched the unprecedented success of the performance, sound, light, waves, shadows, and movements are peerless, and her recent hard work has been reflected, but she is now wearing men's clothes, and she is now Hu Erke, the champion of Jiaozhi. Next to Hu Erke is, of course, the newly baked Queen of Siam, Little Helen, who is a combination of three princesses, as well as four seabirds, light bulbs, and tails.

Little Helen frowned, this eyeless antique, you can't appreciate the magic skills and ghost skills of our champion's husband, and you can't experience the super big * of our prince, it's okay. How can you turn right and wrong, confuse black and white, and describe preferential treatment as abuse? Treat kindness as drying eggs? Therefore, there was a fire in his heart, and he suddenly squeaked in front of Li Daocheng from behind Wang Mumu, his hands were crossed on his waist, his eyes were round, and he scolded in an alarmist voice: "Bah! Lee Do-sung! How can there be an old man like you who doesn't know what to do? You don't know how to consume this cross-century enjoyment, you don't know how to play this super big*, you don't look in the mirror to see how many stations you have fallen behind the times, are you embarrassed to come and pretend to be cute? Could it be that in the future, children will have to apologize for their mothers when they learn to walk? Die under the pomegranate skirt to cut off the head of a beautiful woman? Choking on eating is a problem of agriculture, agriculture and agriculture? If you can't pull the baba, people all over the world can only queue up in front of public toilets? ……”

Li Changjie, who was on the side, immediately rushed over when he saw the long-lost little Helen appear. I thought, this old man Li, why are you entangled in the quality of the performance, we are not the highest, let's go out first, let's find out what is going on in Siam first: "Ouch, little princess, I finally met you!" Coming back from Viet Nam? Have you met Hu Zhuangyuan's parents? Are all my aunts and uncles healthy? Well——, Princess Jinzuan, in the past few days when you are away, the world has changed a lot, and it has come and gone, and it is said that there is a Siam in the southwest of Jiaozhi to establish a country, have you heard? ”

Little Helen rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, is this worth hearing?" That's what Princess Ben did! Is there anything wrong with this? Oh, by the way, because I am still the princess of the golden diamond of Cochin, I will not reduce the foreign trade orders of Cochin. Therefore, your chicken's fart will not be affected by Siam, unless you don't recognize me as the princess of the golden diamond! As for the performance just now, don't know how to enjoy it, I'm going to give 10,000 likes! Some wind and rain, that's to create a situation, norain, norainbow. I said Mr. Li, how can you see a rainbow if you don't experience wind and rain. I really want to tell you that in my heart, there was a dream; I want to use singing to praise my benefactor; Brilliant starry sky, who is the real hero; The people at Harvard touched me the most; There is no more hatred, and there is no more pain; Sincerely, there are traces of love everywhere in the world; With our songs; Change everyone's smiles; Bless each other's lives from now on. Grasp every variety in life, go all out to the dream in our hearts, how can we see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one succeeds casually. Fortunately, the shock in the wedding celebration this time, and the feelings in the heart of the warm embrace, let the sincere words, and happy tears, in the stands performance excited. La, la, la, la, la. Grasp every heartbeat in life, embrace the opportunity you like warmly, and let the flowers of sincerity and happiness flow on your account and mine; Let the real gold baby, and happy love, be dispatched in our tomorrow......"

Now, the head of the Jiaozhi National Wedding Delegation is admonishing the two deputy heads of the regiment in a lala-la, they are fighting in the nest, they have nothing to do with the personnel, nothing to do with themselves, stay away from disputes, stay away from right and wrong, they all turn their heads to find the main master, and express their opinions on the performance, whether they praise or disparage.

Armani from Italy complained: "Look, O organizers, my designer clothes are all wet, and the luxury goods are almost ready......

Hu Dong replied with a smile: "Mrs. Commander, how can you see a rainbow without wind and rain." Your clothes are wet, this is an opportunity, I asked a student to take you to the clothing college, see our steam ironing, see our washing out of sight, our students there, can do it, cross eyebrows cold dirty clothes, bow down and be willing to be a washerwoman. Harvard continued, serving every household with heart. Thou shalt go, and thou shalt gain, and thou shalt be clothed with a good ......."

Hu Dong was still doing free advertisements for the ironing, dry cleaning, plastic surgery and post-processing major of the Fashion Institute, only to hear "Knock! Boom! Boom! Boom! "Four dives, looking back, I saw the only four women with intact limbs in the Arab Imperial delegation climbing up in the pool in front of the Cake Memorial Tower. Hu Dong thought, what are you doing? Wet body temptation? In-depth interviews? Guess I like it? Body Water Method?

Before Hu Dong could figure it out, the head of the Arab Empire, Princess Babylon, walked up to Hu Dong wet with a BMW, a night spider, and a bare plate scorpion, and said, "Princess Ruth, you see, we're also wet now, let's go with Armani......

Wang Mumu next to Hu Dong heard that the sky was full of crows flying, my mother, is this the blade effect of the Liuqiu version? There is also a Harold-Thomas model of the knife edge effect: stable economic growth exists when the economic growth rate is equal to the population growth rate, and its path is a "knife edge". And we just passively sold a few blade legs, and this blade effect stepped on the pace of the times and expanded. And we have been dragged into the torrent of our daily necessities and services by the external demand engine of these Arabs.

Aside from a few turtles, most of the wedding messengers, after experiencing the cross-century sound and light fluctuations in the stands, changed their hearts, washed their marrow and cut their bones, and re-made people, and their realm soared.

Everdler, who was well-dressed in green, said: "O lord! You are at least a prophet, can you recreate your heavenly light, divine light, holy water, earth movement and heart movement in front of the Sphinx and in front of the Pyramid of Hoover? We can set up a golden stage for you to be fascinated and soar into the water......"

Hasan of Ghaznavid said: "Please tell your Bodhisattva, your Supreme God, that we Ghaznavids and Arabs are equally eager for you to visit, investigate, preach and deliver treasures......

Vladimirovich said: "Honorable prince, we will empty Moscow Square and welcome your performance......"

Adidas said: "Magical Lord, we will suspend all primary and secondary school students to study your magical ......"

Jiang Sangge said: "Wealthy prince, may I ask, what is the upper and lower limits of the residency fee for your tour?" ”

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Song Shenzong Lu Dongbin on the side was quite critical of Wang Mumu's generosity, and he had a grudge. I thought to myself, Han Xiangzi, who couldn't bear the loneliness, gave us an early warning after inquiring about the news, and repeatedly told us to sit firmly in the chair, lean on the back of the chair, and grasp the armrests after the meeting on the floor, otherwise, the eight immortals will fall to the ground, and Song Mystery will be born again. However, I didn't make a rolling dragon, but after the wind and rain, I was about to scare my real dragon into a dinosaur. Thinking about it, it's not happy, the dragon's eyes are round, and I also want to come up with a few words of rumors, knocking on this little carpenter.

The Empress Xiang next to her, He Xiangu, was displeased when she saw Long Yan, and she was very unhappy, and immediately explained: "Brother Xian, this Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, referred to as Liang Zhu, eight years ago, when Qianyu's sister was in poor health, after listening to Shen Kuo's urgent report, the emperor ordered the third brother Cao Wang to take Qianyu's sister south to Hangzhou to seek medical treatment from the little carpenter who was a second man, wanting to get a Tianda Dan and a life-sustaining immortal pill. Later, I heard that Qianyu's sister arrived in Hangzhou, and the first time she came into contact with Wang Mumu was to go to his institute of science and technology, and listened to his Liang Zhu, which was called Butterfly Love at that time. After hearing this, the younger sister cried bitterly and scared the third brother Cao Wang to half his life. However, it's also strange that with this as a wedge, the little carpenter's treatment of his sister gradually deepened, and as a result, the terminal illness that the Song Taiyi was discouraged by the whole university, fully recovered, and later, he also gave birth to twins for the little carpenter. I said, Your Majesty, the little carpenter is not very good at the details of etiquette, so don't worry. As for that Liang Zhu, I wanted to listen to it eight years ago, although there was a music box with butterfly love. But no matter how beautiful the sound in a small box is, how can it be compared with today's 2,000-member marching band, so magnificent, so touching, so heart-wrenching. The emperor, brother immortal, Dongbin, I also shed tears, I think the two of us are also like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, they turned into butterflies, we became immortals in the sea, they became pairs in the kingdom of heaven, and we continued to love each other in Luzon. Your Majesty, we should sincerely thank the little carpenter, and sincerely thank Sister Qianyu, we are a family, and we should help each other. Ouch, it's not good, your majesty, don't look up, the three Buddhas in front of the left should know you, they once came to the Great Song Dynasty for the Hajj, and you gave them a reward, and now they are looking at you with puzzled faces! It's not good, there are also Liao, Wa, Goryeo, Tufan, Jiaozhi, Angkor, Cham, Dali, Guge, Uighur, Bagan, Tamna, and Jingmizhou, all of whom are aiming at you, and they all came to make a pilgrimage to your emperor during the reign of Bianjing, and you have also met them. Your Majesty, quick, let's keep a low profile, put the robe up and shrink our heads......"

The audience after Liang Zhu had their own feelings and their own abacus. Regarding the establishment of the Siam state, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy Wu Sangui, the head of the mission of the Angkor Dynasty, was the first time he saw little Helen, and he was originally unhappy. Think about your own Angkor Dynasty, since 802 A.D. by Jayavarman II established the Angkor Dynasty, the capital of Angkor, the construction of a large number of buildings, the construction of the royal city and more than 600 temples of all sizes, scattered in 40 square kilometers of land, the scene is spectacular. At the end of the 8th century, the king was killed by the Javanese invasion. Regaining independence at the beginning of the 9th century, the former prince Yevarman II [802-850] established his capital at Khao Lun Hills, near northeast of Angkor, and began the reign of the Angkor dynasty. At the beginning of the 11th century, Suyavarman I, a member of the Malayan royal family, seized the throne [1002-1050] and extended his influence to the lower Mekong River and Luang Praye, Laos, imposing allegiance from the princes of the conquered regions and offering treasures on a regular basis. Now, he is continuing to build the palace of the palace, we are now strong, there are 200,000 war elephants, and the Song Dynasty has close contacts, and Li Chao is conspiring to annex Cham, where did you come from, where did you come from, want to cut meat and eat in the middle of our Jiaozhi, Angkor, Cham, and Bagan, don't think about it, don't talk about it, do you have the strength? I'll weigh your catties now, and after thinking about it, Wu Sangui came over and spoke to little Helen: "Ahem, this little princess, are you the queen of Siam, the newly established country?" Good, good, very good. I am fortunate to meet here today, can I see the queen's literary and martial arts, qin, chess, calligraphy and painting? We came to Liuqiu today, and we saw the strangeness of Harvard, and I didn't say it, admire! But your queen wants to compete with us on our turf, no matter what, you should show it and show it, right? Otherwise, how can we be worthy of the mountains and rivers, flowers and plants, men and women, old and young in this land? Could it be that dogs and cats can wake up on a whim, and I want to be a queen? ”

Little Helen glanced at Wu Sangui and thought, the provocateur is coming, I don't know if this is just the act of his Angkor country, or the act of collusion with Jiaozhi and other countries. However, it is a blessing and not a curse, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided. It's better for you to get out in time than someone who is engaged in intrigues. Now, what nonsense, let's take it: "Well, since this adult has this hobby, then Ben Wang will borrow the viewing platform in the Harvard playground tomorrow to set up a ring and welcome the challenge." ”