Chapter 33: Da Zhou also drips wax
Du Meiyue squirted out a sip of osmanthus wine, which happened to be sprayed on the fire, and a huge spark broke out in an instant with a pop, which looked quite beautiful.
"Ahem, hey, forget it, don't make fun of half-aged like me. Auntie, grandma, I can be your mother when I am old! She claimed to be an aunt and grandma and claimed to be very old, but in fact, no one knew her age at all, Xiaohezi said that she was at least 22 years old, Zhang Hu said that she was only 19 years old at most according to his Soma standards, and Yue Yunpeng was even more exaggerated, saying that this boss lady was actually in her 30s, but she had an ancestral secret recipe and her little face was well maintained!
Yang Guang didn't believe this, because he himself had eyes to see, a nose to smell, and even hands to touch. So he will come up again and move his hands and feet, and ordinary women have long been shy to hide everywhere. But Du Meiyue didn't, but leaned over and let him touch it.
"Hehe, the second young master of a rich family, don't you just want to sleep with your aunt and grandmother? Isn't that all the thought from beginning to end? Then come on, it's just right tonight, the moon is high and the wind is dark, my aunt and grandmother will make you happy, anyway, my aunt and grandmother haven't tasted anything like a man for almost a month! ”
"Hey, why are you so daring? I always touch and touch outside, so that my aunt and grandmother will catch fire for a while, and if you want to touch it, you will stick it in directly......"
But every time Yang Guang is like a pink chick, he immediately lets go and stops playing. He couldn't tell how old Du Meiyue was, and he wasn't sure how many men she had before, or if she was a chick at all, just with an unforgiving mouth.
But he liked to tease her very much, and preferred to drink with her, drinking osmanthus wine that she could only drink for three years after picking the osmanthus with her own hands.
He likes her, and he makes no secret of it, especially when the two of them are alone. But he always gets stuck at a critical time, and he always misses this critical kick.
Du Meiyue, who was touched in a hurry, had a ruddy face and a crisp breast, this woman didn't like to wear underwear, or the girls from poor families basically couldn't afford to wear underwear at that time. But even if she doesn't wear underwear, the two pairs of jade rabbits that are about to come out are more than ten times better than the figures of those three-pole actresses more than 1,000 years later.
"Hey, you're not going to be a chick, are you? Aunt and grandmother have heard that the Sui State Mansion is very strict about this matter, and now it is said that the princes and nobles are ordinary families, which are not three wives and four concubines, but only you Sui State Mansion is laughed at, and the dignified Sui State Mansion has only one wife, hehe, there is not even a maid who warms the bed, hahaha"
"It's okay, come on, my aunt will teach you for free, and I'm sure you'll eat it once and think about it next time...... Come on......"
With charming eyes like silk and exhaling like Lan Neimei's charming appearance, this woman is simply a stunner by nature.
She obviously drank a lot of wine, but her mouth never tasted messy, and when she came to Yang Guang, she was full of the fragrance of osmanthus flowers in July and August.
Yang Guang teased her with a rough wine bowl, "You were born to go to the Jiyuan to be a **, but you just learned to kill people and sell goods, otherwise you must be the number one in the famous Imperial City." Do you know, Du Meiyue, every time I see you like this, young master, I can't help but open you the largest, most luxurious and magnificent academy in the world, because only in this way can you be worthy of your identity......"
Du Meiyue was even more charming when she heard it, and what was even more amazing was that she could still laugh unscrupulously while flattering her eyes, and it made people look so fond of it and couldn't stop it, without the slightest disgust.
"Hahaha, okay, the second young master of a rich family, this is what Du Meiyue likes about you the most, you can see my aunt's heart. Otherwise, do you think you can keep your aunt and grandmother with your little three-legged cat skills? My aunt and grandmother crossed the river and stepped on the snow without a trace, and there is no place in the world where my aunt and grandmother can't go, even if it is the palace aunt and grandmother, she can go and come whenever she wants......"
Yang Guang listened to the merciless blow, "Listen to your meaning, this whole world belongs to you, but a few days ago I met a master in the palace, and I don't know how much stronger than you!" ”
Du Meiyue immediately stopped doing it when she heard this, and threw Yang Guang to the ground like a tiger descending the mountain with a wine bowl, and then pinched his nose and warned viciously, "Shut up, you dare to talk nonsense about your aunt and grandmother being unkind to you!" Hmph, aren't you talking about the two damn sluts around Yu Wenyun, a black eagle and a flying leopard, these two sluts had better not let their aunt and grandmother meet, otherwise they will die without a place to be buried! ”
Yang Guang's goal was achieved, because she would not say these words when she usually asked Du Meiyue, and only now is the only time for her to open her mind.
After saying that, he let go and staggered back to his position, and continued to drink with silky eyes, no one would have thought that the tigress who was about to kill just now was the pretty woman in front of him.
Yang Guang did stay in the thatched hut of the horse farm since he came out of the palace, as if he was punishing himself. Although Yang Jian Dugu Jialuo was reluctant, this was a good move. It's nothing for him Yang Guang to show weakness to the current emperor, as long as it is not Yang Jian, the patriarch, who shows weakness.
The level of the emperor's battle with the Sui Mansion has been rising, but it looks peaceful on the surface, as is always the case before the storm.
But in fact, everything in the palace was planned by him, since he couldn't take away the eldest sister and Yu Chi Chifan, then he had to use his brains so that Yu Wenyun couldn't touch it, so he casually prepared some poisonous prescriptions for the eldest sister and Yu Chi Chifan to drink, and even the imperial doctor didn't want to take a look at the sick look, so he hurriedly prescribed some prescriptions to deal with the matter, anyway, the emperor asked them to come to see if the two queens were really sick.
But Yang Guang, who was in the horse farm, was calculating day by day, and he set himself a very clear goal, he must kill Yuwen Yun before Chinese New Year's Eve. But the master who followed him beside Yu Wenyun made him very puzzled, until one day he saw the hot Du Meiyue practicing under the moon, and saw the real snow without a trace. Only then did he suddenly realize that maybe the masters were all connected, and maybe Du Meiyue knew who the master hidden behind was.
Sure enough, Du Meiyue really knew, and it was not one or two, it seemed that she still had a deep hatred with Du Meiyue, so this matter would be easy to do.
In fact, Yang Guang is definitely a big expert in this area, because he has been doing exactly the same job for three years since he was by the side of the No. 1 chief?
It seems that Yu Wenyun has really moved to kill him, if he hadn't memorized a crooked poem that day to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with static brakes, maybe he would have quietly extinguished his mouth, and then the corpse would have been thrown outside the palace casually to make a fake scene, and everything would be fine!
And since Yu Wenyun is fully prepared for the consequences of killing him, what happens next? watched the eldest sister die of illness, and then continued to suppress and support his cronies in the Sui State Mansion? Hmph, this bastard is not only not hollowed out by a woman, but shrewd as a fox!
Even he couldn't say anything in admiration, it seems that no matter how rotten he looks on the outside, a person who can become an emperor is not an idle person!
Knowing this, he immediately changed the topic, "Hehe, Du Meiyue, do you like candles?" ”
Du Meiyue was blindfolded, "Candles? Like, especially the red ones, my aunt has loved red things since she was a child......"
Yang Guang nodded with satisfaction, "Well, when the racecourse is completed, the first thing I will do is to give you a room, and light a lot of red candles in it, okay?" ”
Du Meiyue pounced again, "Okay, don't you just want to play with 0 wax?" Actually, people like ...... too."
Yang Guang almost didn't scold his mother directly when he heard it, and wiped it, could it be that our great ancestors had already started playing this high-tech thing?