Chapter 34 Someone sent to the door and begged for a slap in the face
Li Bao slowly approached Zhang Taisui with his hands behind his back, and Hu Sanbao also walked towards the crowd at the melee with his hands behind his back. Li Bao said angrily at Zhang Taisui: "Zhang Taisui, grandpa is here!" ”
Zhang Taisui was still paying close attention to everyone's battle group, and did not watch out for Li Bao, when he heard Li Bao call him, Li Bao had already walked not too far away from him, he turned around in a daze, and saw Li Bao with a strange smile on his face. Just as he wanted to answer, he saw a snow-white patch in front of him. The eyes were burning and painful. I couldn't help but howl.
"My eyes hurt so much, my eyes hurt so much!" The people in the fight were startled by Zhang Taisui's howl. They all stopped, and Hu Sanbao took the opportunity to be a big Satysa. Three or four of Zhang Taisui's servants were also blinded by Hu Sanbao. Those who didn't scatter, seeing that their own Langjun was put down by the other party's mysterious weapon, they didn't dare to stay any longer, and fled directly.
Four or five people in front of the "Mei Ya Ya" store were rolling on the ground, and their mouths were still howling: "My eyes can't see, it's so hot!" ”
Li Bao looked at the unlucky guys who were so arrogant just now, and now they were rolling on the ground, and smiled proudly. Zhou Rui and Qian De'an, Xia Hou Haoyue were all amazed by Li Bao's special effect weapon. They all surrounded Li Baodao: "How did Lang Jun subdue them?" ”
Li Bao triumphantly took out the secret weapon in his hand. Pink powder, Xiahou Haoyue picked up a pinch with her fingers, sniffed it on her nose, and suddenly sneezed, and sprayed the powder on her hand plus some saliva on Qian De'an's face. Qian De'an's face was white and red, and the key was that the powder was spicy and irritating to his nose. I couldn't help it, and I sneezed.
Li Bao and everyone laughed, and Qian De'an was embarrassed. Xiahou Haoyue, even more tears of laughter were about to come out, and said to Qian De'an while laughing: "Fourteen Lang, haha...... A certain family is not a heart, haha...... You have to care. ”
Qian De'an wanted to forgive this daredevil, but the way he laughed was so cheap that he couldn't help yelling: "You bastard, you dare to tease someone like this." Looking for a fight! ”
Li Bao ignored the chasing duo, beckoned the guys in front of the store to come over, and then ordered: "Tie up these bastards for me." Then send it to Wannian County. ”
Those guys were polite, and they rushed up and tied up Zhang Tai Sui and several of his servants, and as for whether any of them accidentally beckoned their fists and feet to them, only the person concerned knew.
Qian De'an and Xiahou Haoyue stopped playing and regathered around Li Bao, Zhou Rui looked at the pink powder in Li Bao's hand, twisted it with his fingers a little more, and sniffed it at the end of his nose. Then he said tentatively: "Could it be that Lang Jun took dogwood powder?" ”
"It's dogwood powder, Zhou Zhuangshi's sensitive nose." It turned out that Li Bao planned to get some cumin [1] barbecue to eat, but there were no chili peppers in this time and space. So I had to use dogwood powder instead, but I didn't expect the barbecue to be done before I had time, so I used it for this gang of gentlemen and his dog legs first.
Li Bao saw that Zhang Taisui was focused on the fight between the domestic servant and Jin Wuwei. So King Li Bao, who was deeply influenced by Lord Wei, thought that this could sneak attack them.
In fact, Li Bao thought of using lime powder at first, but considering that this lime powder would blind people's eyes if it was not cleaned properly, he switched to dogwood powder, which is as practical as this thing, and unexpected, and the effect is remarkable.
When everyone heard that Li Bao was so clever, their hearts were not vicious. Everyone felt that Li Bao did this very properly, which could not only punish him for losing face, but also not do it. Avoid the relationship with this Tai Sui family and don't be too nervous.
In fact, with Li Bao's current status in Li Luo's heart, Li Bao killed this Tai Sui today, and Li Bao would not have much trouble. Who let this Tai Sui arrogantly provoke first, if so, the Zhang family can only consider themselves unlucky. But Li Bao didn't do this, and after subduing these bastards, he handed them over to the Wannian County Ya.
Everyone saw from Li Bao's handling that Li Bao is not easy to offend, but he is not afraid of fan, and he knows how to exercise restraint and is very rational. This is a very rare quality among dignitaries.
After dealing with Zhang Taisui's affairs, Li Bao took Zhou Rui and others to the second floor of "Mei Yaya" to rest and bandage the wounds.
Zhou Rui and the five people did not have any serious injuries, most of them were skin injuries. Xiahou Haoyue was still bare-chested, sitting with a big thorn, the little lady in the store scrubbed his wound with thick salt water, he didn't move, his face was expressionless, and when it came time to pack the wound, he was smiling, and the little lady who helped him bandage laughed, the little lady was so embarrassed that his face was red and her ears were hot, and she just bandaged it and hurriedly ran away.
When Li Baogang wanted to talk and chat with Zhou Rui and the others again, Ling'er ran upstairs and said to Li Bao: "Lang Jun is not good, someone has brought someone to make trouble again." ”
When Zhou Rui and the others heard this, they hurriedly stopped bandaging, picked up a knife, and were about to go downstairs with Li Baochong. Li Bao stopped Zhou Rui and the others and said, "Don't worry, let a certain go down and have a look first." ”
Everyone stopped their panic, and then followed Li Bao downstairs slowly, Li Bao still wondered where these people lived and how they came so quickly.
When I walked to the door, I saw a middle-aged man fifty miles away, with big shoulders and a round waist, and he was powerful. He has a dark face and a big beard. Looking at the man in front of him, Li Bao remembered that Zhang Fei in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was here, and said in his heart: "Why did you come to a middle-aged version of Zhang Fei?" ”
The man saw someone coming out of the store, and everyone gathered around the one-and-a-half-old child, remembering that the servant said that the only son Qingping was captured by a teenager, and said in his heart: This son must have caught my eldest man. He stepped forward and shouted, "Who are you waiting for, where did you get a certain big man?" ”
Li Bao listened to this person's loud voice, and he didn't answer. Xiahou Haoyue stepped forward and said, "Wu Na man, I don't recognize your child. Why do you want to have children? ”
The black-faced man remembered that his children ran to the door of others to make trouble and were beaten by others, and it was really difficult for him to speak. But I thought that if I didn't bow my head and admit my mistakes, my children wouldn't know how they would be humiliated. He was an idle man in Beijing, and he had no power and was repeatedly impeached by officials.
Thinking of his situation, the black-faced man walked to the front of the store with his fists clenched, and said to Li Bao behind Xiahou Haoyue: "The dog is rude, it is a certain person who has no way to discipline him on weekdays, and today he offended Lang Jun, and he invited Lang Jun Haihan." If you have any grievances, please send a straight hair, don't torture a certain Lang, today is the birthday of a certain Lang, Dalang heard that there is a store in the East Market that specializes in selling the 'birthday cake' made in the palace not long ago, so he brought a servant to buy for a certain person, I don't want to collide with the nobleman, and ask the nobleman to forgive the mistake of a certain Lang. ”
This black-faced man lowered his posture so much to admit his mistake and plead, and Li Bao couldn't face him coldly. He walked around from behind Xiahou Haoyue and stood on the front steps of the store.
That Zhang Zhifang looked at Li Bao and exclaimed: "Six, Liulangjun!" ”
Li Bao looked at this straight square and thought, I don't know this person, how does he know me? When I was searching for information similar to Zhang Zhifang in my mind, I suddenly thought of a piece of information. Facing the black-faced man, he said excitedly: "You, you are Zhang Zhifang, the general of Zuo Jinwu?" ”
Zhang Zhifang said strangely in his heart: How does this Liulangjun know so-and-so, but so-and-so is not General Jin Wuwei now. Zhengse said to Li Bao: "Liulang Jun Wan'an, a certain is Zhang Zhifang, but a certain is no longer the general of Jin Wuwei, and a certain is the current commander of the Right Yulin Army." ”
Li Bao didn't seem to have heard Zhang Zhifang's words, and continued to ask: "You love hunting the most in your life, and you also like to eat animal embryos?" ”
Zhang Zhi's abbot Er Jingang was confused, but he didn't dare not answer, so he had to say: "It's a certain family's hobby." ”
Everyone was confused by Li Bao for a while, what happened to this Lang Jun, as if he had lost his mind and gone crazy, Ling'er who was anxious, hurriedly grabbed Li Bao and asked, "Liulang, are you okay?" Somebody wants to scare the slaves. ”
Li Bao finally reacted from the excitement, looking at the doubts in the eyes of the people around him, he automatically ignored it, and said to Ling'er: "Good Ling'er, I'm fine, let it go." Ling'er hurriedly let go of her hand, her face flushed to her neck. No matter what everyone thought of themselves, they hurriedly stepped aside.
Li Bao said to Zhang Zhifang: "Zhang Tongjun, please come to the store for a while, and someone will hurry up and serve tea." ”
Everyone seemed to be petrified, and complained in unison: "Lang Jun, what kind of trouble is this?" ”
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Note 1: Cumin, also known as Anxi fennel, was transmitted to the Western Regions through the Silk Road through Persia, and Ayong did not find out when it happened. However, in the time and space where Li Bao lived, Persia had long been wiped out by the Arabs, and the Western Regions were under the control of the Guiyi Army, and the trade routes were very smooth, so the inference that there was cumin in Chang'an at this time was reasonable.
ps: Another historical celebrity has appeared, can he be subdued by King Li Bao?
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