Chapter 0661: The End of Siam

Today, it's the middle of October in 1088. The missions of the countries that had come to congratulate the marriage had returned. The two queens also left together. Wang Mumu was reading the detailed battle report sent by Little Helen in the study.

Little Helen's battle for the founding of the kingdom broke the million-strong army with fewer than 400 soldiers and zero casualties. During this period, she fought against a total of 310,000 war elephants inside and outside the Hetao, excluding the lost and disabled, and harvested 300,000 war elephants, half of which were used for her own use and half were given to Wang Mumu. The 330,000 elephant soldiers outside the Hetao were shaved and sent back to China to build temples. Of the 850,000 soldiers and horses in the Hetao, excluding the casualties, the remaining 800,000, Xiao Helen and Wang Mumu were half of them. In this battle, the victorious side completely gained a firm foothold in Siam, completely subdued the biggest obstacles on the way to the founding of the country, Cochin and Angkor, and also frightened other countries on the same side, such as Champa, Bagan, Srivijaya and so on. Now Siam has been recognized by more than 30 countries and has received a lot of human and animal power. Little Helen immediately put all these captives who had been shaved into a new round of municipal construction and town construction, first of all, the construction of Bangkok, the capital of Siam, and the construction of Vientiane and the old capital of Pakse. As for the losing side, after this battle, the national strength has declined, and they will continue to pay for the construction of the temple in the future, they have no intention and no power to contradict little Helen......

Wang Mumu was embarrassed to see that his own crossing had brought technology, ideas and ideas that were impossible in this era. And his own students are even more outside the mountain, the heroes and heroes compete for the top, and there is no need to shed blood to fight, and the bowl is full of oil. Hehe, think about it, the gap between my own development and the online articles I saw in my previous life seems to be getting bigger and bigger, and there is a qualitative difference. People, using some knowledge, using some foresight, and using some technology, withstood a strong enemy, and turned defeat into victory. Blood flows into a river, and achievements are made. I have made more use of knowledge, more use of foresight, and more use of technology, so that I have no strong enemies, even if I deal with those ignorant people who do not open their eyes, in fact, it is themselves who challenge themselves. It is I who have high standards and strict requirements for myself, I who demand that I have zero casualties, I who demand that I maximize the dividends of war, and I who ask myself not to mind visible enemies, but to challenge invisible ideologies, social systems, lifestyles, traditional concepts, other civilizations, historical mysteries, and natural disasters......

Look at the great support of little Helen in Cochin and Angkor for the development of Buddhism, while sending kindness, kindness, medical treatment, warmth, and care, under the requirements of perfectionism, these two countries have to take out a large amount of reserves to gild the Buddha statues, have to take out a large amount of silver taels to make silverware, have to pay a lot of copper to cast the statues, have to call a large number of male personnel buildings, and so on, etc., etc., labor and money, and seek peace in the next life.

Wang Mumu looked at Little Helen's report and made some circle comments, which will be printed and circulated on a small scale as a case.

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Now, since the opening of Harvard's master's program, the four master's students, plus their assistant Hua Xianzi, have not read the books of Confucius Laoer, and their temperaments and concepts are different from those of Chinese girls, at least when they are the only ones, they have been talking non-stop, from Catholicism to Islam, from witchcraft to Buddhism, bickering and wit, shaking wit, shaking wit, and showing wealth and curves. You see, now, early in the morning, early in the morning, four graduate students and two Arab escort students, under the leadership of the counselor, the seven girls ran out of the school gate and ran up the hill. Along the way, chasing and frolicking, playing monkeys and playing treasures, it was so lively.

Armani: "Hey! Dear graduate students, I have been sitting in the library and reference room for a few days in the past few days, and I have gained a lot! I'm a graduate student majoring in fashion and psychology, and of course I care about the clothing market, because the people at Harvard Business School are good at doing business! There is a salesman, she inherited the high tricks that Mu Mu Wang taught the big boss Bai to open a store, and greatly developed this kind of high tricks. Hehe, that's the case, these days, isn't the weather getting cooler? The Fashion Institute has a backlog of summer men's pants, do you know how the marketers of this business school digest the inventory of the Fashion Institute? She sent these backlogged materials to other provinces and cities......"

Meng Tejiao: "That's not right! Armani-san! This kind of out-of-season goods, no one buys it here, and no one else buys it! ”

Armani: "So! This marketer has a good trick! She packs the goods well. She sent 10 samples in a pack to the customers, and only 8 were written on the delivery note, pretending that she had made a mistake, but the price was still calculated according to 10. In this way, the consignee will be happy, thinking that he has taken advantage of it, and will leave the goods ......"

Shalalala: "Hmph! These businessmen just don't do business well and want to do crooked ways. However, the idea itself is good, a bit creative......"

Flower Fairy: "Hehe, fellow students, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other. The Costume Academy only exposed half of this matter, and the other half was stuffy, and they were dumb and lost! ”

Meng Tejiao: "What's the dumb loss? ”

Flower Fairy: "What's the dumb loss?" Huh, you know what? A week later, none of the customers who received the goods left the goods, all of them were returned, and only 8 pairs of pants were returned! You say, is this clothing academy a loss? Isn't it a dumb loss? ”

Armani: "Teacher Flower Girl, I said that you are still a flower girl in vain, why don't you have flower intestines?" The fashion college is a loss, but how can the business school be at a loss? The leaders of the business school saw that they would not be able to change the generals, and activated the senior students to deal with the matter. This senior student is Gao, he first set up a project, took out a loan, and then stuffed 20~30 yuan into a lot of pants, pretending not to know, and then raised 40 yuan to sell. When many customers heard the news, they picked up the clothes and bought them very happily......"

Meng Tejiao: "Hehe, the fashion college has lost, the business school has earned, and the wealth creator has lost to the brick mover." However, that senior student should have made a lot of money, how much money he borrowed, how much money he earned, yes, this classmate, can do business......"

Shalalala: "Hmph! I heard that this senior student, his brain is good, but his character is not very good, he is a good gambler! ”

Meng Tejiao: "Really? He's a gambler? ”

Armani: "Hehe, I've heard about that, too. I heard that this senior student is very good at gambling, he was transferred from the military academy to the business school, and the letter of introduction reads: The student is a young man, and he is a good gambler in his life, and if he can quit gambling, he is a good student and a good businessman.

The teacher in the business school called Xiao Lao Qian to him and asked him, 'Are you a good gambler?' What do you usually gamble on? ’

Xiao Lao Qian replied: "I bet on everything, for example, I guess there should be a black birthmark under your right arm, and I bet 200 gold coins." ’

The teacher got angry, took off his shirt, rolled up his cuffs, and said, 'I don't have any birthmarks on my arms at all!' ’

The teacher accepted the money he had won, and immediately called the teacher at the military academy and said, "It seems that the little old man you transferred there will no longer dare to gamble indiscriminately, because he just lost 200 gold coins to me!" ’

The voice of the teacher at the military academy came over the phone: 'Really? He also made a bet with me for 5,000 gold coins before he left, and he said he could get you to take off your clothes within 5 minutes of his arrival......"

This group of imported women were jogging on the mountain, wearing the new full-body armor suits tailored for them by the school.

Meng Tejiao: "Alas! That little old man belongs to the outliers in the fashion college, in fact, most of the students in the fashion college are honest people. Once, I went to the fashion institute to get some water in the water room, and I saw a buddy struggling against a basin of clothes, rubbing it so hard that he was sweating profusely. By the time I finished fetching water and was about to leave, I found that he had moved to another basin, and he was rubbing it very hard. At that time, I idolized him, and I thought, 'Washing two basins of clothes at once, it's hard enough!' Love cleanliness enough! There should be more publicity! Should set off a high chΓ‘o' to learn two pots of men. I went to the college office, and I also told the teacher of the college office about it, and I don't know why, the fashion college didn't follow up later, and I didn't see them set off any high chΓ‘o ...... to learn two pots of men."

Armani: "Meng Tejiao, you're too naΓ―ve now! On that day, I, a psychology student, have been following you, and the answer I heard in the hospital office was this: After listening to your report, the teacher of the hospital office hurriedly went to the water room, and the teacher stepped forward to praise the two basin men, who knows, the two basin men said to the teacher with a sad face: 'Just now, I washed the wrong clothes'......"

Meng Tejiao: "Oops! That's the situation! How so? Alas! There are too many misunderstandings in this world, but hey! What are you doing? I'm going to the Fashion Institute, what are you doing with me? ...... like a little spy."

Armani: "Meng Tejiao, you are naΓ―ve to say this, why are you going to the Fashion Institute, I don't care, I have something to do with going to the Fashion Institute?" ”

Meng Tejiao: "Do you have something to do?" Aren't you just flipping a few concepts upside down when you have nothing to do, what can you do? ……”

Armani: "Meng Tejiao, you are too ignorant of what you said, I also studied psychology to go to the fashion college to solve disputes, don't you believe it?" Then let me tell you, that day, a man in the Costume Institute and a woman in the Mechanics College had an awkward quarrel at the Costume College. The female apple said to the male apple, 'I don't want to pay attention to you.' I think back then, my first boyfriend was a seller of chaos, and after the breakup, I stopped eating chaos! My second boyfriend drove a tuk-tuk, and I won't ride a tuk-tuk after the breakup! ……’

The male apple quickly interjected to the female apple and said, 'Then you can't leave me!' Well? Why, you ask? It's easy! Because I sell clothes in the fashion college! Then you ...... after breaking up with me, oh! By the way, I would like to remind you that in our streaming, streaking is to be sent to medical school for psychiatric evaluation......"

Meng Tejiao: "Haha, they are all bad men!" However, in this way, this woman is speechless, right? ”

Armani: "Where? Meng Tejiao, don't just grow a man's ambition and destroy the prestige of our women. Since the woman will have trouble with the man, she always has a little capital in her hand. Then the woman said to the man, 'Huh! Sample! Cow bWhat? I'm embarrassed to say that I make and sell clothes. You don't look at what clothes you gave me, damn it! Wash it once, shrink it once! ’! ”

Meng Tejiao: "Hehe, the great god Armani, you are a horse, right?" I said it, men are very bad! This man gave her this special shrunken dress just to make his girlfriend sexier and sexier, you know? ”

Shalalalala: "Man, it's too complicated, there are many bad, and there are few good." As for what real love is, it is even more ridiculous, just like the oxygen on Mount Everest, thin can kill people. I, a princess, my love died in kindergarten! At that time, I had a crush on a little boy, and my family was rich, but his family couldn't eat enough. So, one day, I bought several pieces of imported candy, put it in my mouth, and made it very sweet and enjoyable. And he was seduced by me and wanted to eat. So I said, I'll give you one, and you can kiss my hand and say, "Honey, I love you, okay?" He said, "Okay! So, I gave him one, but he took the opportunity to snatch all my imported sugar and ran away! Gave it to another sister. Since then, I no longer believe in love! ……”

Meng Tejiao: "Oh, Sarah, is it from that time that you became very cold, and Shalala Lala became killed?" Well, time has passed, looking forward, life is beautiful, you see, the teachers and students of their fashion college know how to dress up, one by one, all position themselves as fashion models, leading the fashion trend, and everyone always brings a colorful eight-open fashion magazine when they travel, creating a beautiful landscape for the construction of a learning society......"

Armani: "Humph! Meng Tejiao, say that you haven't grown up yet, don't believe it! These beautiful mm in the fashion academy, no matter what they go out to do with a book, people who don't know the truth are praising them for their love of learning, in fact, it's not, they take different magazines in their hands, that's a b, mainly to match the color of the clothes, perfect their perfect image every time they travel......"

Flower Fairy: "Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, let's not drive trolleybuses indiscriminately, and don't talk about other people's clothes, don't you look at this set of humanoid armor on our own bodies, high-tech products! It's worth a fortune! Multi-functional, multi-purpose, strong protection, high quality, since the Mumu prince and they went to Bianjing the year before last, many people fell into the river, and the waterproof function of this armor suit has been greatly improved......"

Princess Palmer: "Yes, this armor suit is really good, if you dive into the water now, you won't miss a bit, and people can still float......"

Armani: "Alas! It's just a bit of a fly in the ointment! ……”

All the women stopped, looked at her, and asked in surprise, "What's the fly in the ointment?" ”

Giarmani said shyly: "Alas! It's that this humanoid armor is too close-fitting and too sealed, I'm a person, after drinking too much shit coffee, there are many farts, when I fart, the armor, so that my fart can't collapse, that is, in the armor I can break through the defense line, and finally collapse out, and I can't emit it, so I have to wrap around my body for a week, warm up and wet my body, from the bottom to the top, and finally come along the neckline, I'm miserable, I'm self-inflicted! ……”