Chapter 047: The Drunkard in the Yellow Vest
Gao Chong only felt uncomfortable to death, and looked at Mr. Yue as if asking for help at the moment, but saw that Mr. Yue was no better.
I don't know when Mr. Yue's nostrils have an extra strand of cloth, even so, but the stench like a mist can be seen thickly, under this strong air flow, Yue Shao'an's face is pale, and his neck is red.
"No more! Mr. Yue! Gao Chong threw down the long stick in his hand and ran far away, only after escaping from this yellow terror zone, he crawled on the ground, panting and said: "Ah...... Mr. Yue...... Ha...... I can't stand it...... Finish...... Finish...... I'd rather die than ......"
Yue Shao'an looked at him like a rich son, and couldn't help but get angry, when was it, he was still playing childish, he walked over with a long stick in a few steps, and dragged Gao Chong up and said angrily: "Human life is at stake, what is hypocrisy, I can't even stand a little smell, what can I do?" ”
Gao Chong was really a little scared when he saw him angry, and said with a bitter face: "Mr. Yue, take a break, take a little rest, it's so smelly, I'm about to suffocate......"
Yue Shao'an was also a little dizzy from being smoked, and he understood Gao Chong very well, but he knew that if he let it go at this time, that person would definitely be dead or alive, so he could only grit his teeth and say: "Can you wait, can the people in the pool wait?" If you don't hurry, when that person dies, you're going to die, you know? ”
"Ahh......h
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"Ahem......" Tian Cheng coughed twice and woke up from the coma, only to feel that his cheeks hurt, his dizziness was terrible, and his nose was even more hot from the stench.
Tian Cheng gritted his teeth, trying to stand up, but it was okay not to grit his teeth, this bite, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and when he reached out and touched it, it was all blood, half of the gums were empty, and there were broken teeth in his mouth that had not yet been spit out.
Touching the slippery gums, I couldn't help but be stunned there, Tian Cheng is proud of a good tooth on weekdays, and he always has to lift his anus and percussion every morning to exercise his teeth.
This was all of a sudden lost half, and mentally how could he accept it all at once.
After being stunned for a long time, Tian Cheng couldn't help but burst into tears, and he had been asking himself with "a dignified man's body, no flicking when he has tears", and he didn't cry when his father died, but he shed tears for his newly lost teeth.
Fortunately, Yue Shao'an and Gao Chong were busy stirring the yellow soup in the pool at this time, otherwise if they saw this scene in their eyes, the image of the black-faced Yama would be completely ruined.
Tian Cheng was in tears and regretted half of his good teeth, when suddenly there was a "cluck...... The sound of "......", the voice was like someone blocking a fist in his throat and not making a sound, but he was trying to make a sound, which was weird and abnormal.
Tian Cheng's heart was shocked, he couldn't care about crying his teeth anymore, his lips trembled slightly, and he slowly turned his head to look behind him.
Just as he was about to turn around, the "cluck...... The sound of "......" stopped, Tian Cheng was startled again, and suddenly turned around.
"Poof—"
With the sound, what caught his eye was a scene that he would never forget in his life, only to see a figure with a yellowish body and covered in feces squirting out the debris in his abdomen at him.
"Ahh
The smoky stench, the golden ghosts, and the surging filth suddenly frightened Tian Cheng's seven spirits flew together, and the three souls rippled, and after screaming, he rolled his eyes and fainted again.
Yue Shao'an was enduring the stench with Gao Chongqiang, stirring the dung tank wildly, but suddenly heard the screams here, and the two hurriedly threw the long sticks in their hands and ran over.
The past in front of him really made Yue Shao'an cry and laugh, the drunkard who fell in the manure tank fought wildly on the battlefield in his heart, and he didn't know when he became a deserter, and he actually climbed up, and the place where he climbed up was just not far from Tian Cheng, coupled with the lush weeds here, Yue Shao'an and the others didn't expect him to climb up by himself, so they didn't even notice him.
After the drunkard climbed up, he took Tian Cheng all the way behind, he instinctively looked for someone to ask for help, but he didn't want to just climb here, he felt his stomach churning, and wanted to vomit, and after giggling for a long time to attract Tian Cheng's attention to him, he spit out in someone's face.
In this way, not only did he have no hope of asking for help, but he also frightened the old man who finally came to his senses. After soaking in the pool for a long time, the wine had already woken up, and when he saw Yue Shao'an and the two coming, his eyes suddenly glowed with yellow light, and he opened his mouth wide, shouting hard: "Help-help-"
Gao Chong saw that he was already fine, and his hanging heart finally let go, looking at him with a good and funny appearance, he couldn't help but sneer: "Do you feel good about fighting in this battlefield?" It seems that there are a lot of achievements, and the yellow coat has been rewarded? ”
Yue Shao'an didn't have Gao Chong's mood, after relieving himself, he felt that he had gone too far just now, and kicked Tian Cheng like this, if he had a good one, how could he still mix in the academy, at this time, listening to Gao Chong still having the leisure to ridicule there, he turned his head and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, go and fetch two buckets of water to help them wash." ”
Gao Chong saw that the two culprits who had smelled the stench for a day had received the retribution they deserved, and after hearing Mr. Yue's instructions, he quickly ran to fetch water.
Looking at Tian Cheng, Yue Shaoan couldn't help but sigh and dragged him aside, this old man was unlucky to meet him today, if he was smoked by this general who was wearing a yellow coat and had just returned from the "battlefield", it was estimated that it would be difficult to live if he didn't die.
Gao Chong soon came back, handed the two buckets of water he was carrying in his hand to Mr. Yue, and the two of them cleaned Tian Cheng first.
Tian Cheng was doused with cold water, woke up faintly, looked left and right, and saw that the demon covered with gold on the side was still there, so he fainted again.
Yue Shaoan and Gao Chong glanced at each other and looked at each other in astonishment.
At this time, there was a large group of people in the distance bustling towards this side, Yue Shaoan looked at it and couldn't help but wonder, what are these people doing here? Could it be that the college organized a day trip to the manure tank?
However, at this time, he didn't have the heart to think about this, Tian Cheng was now in a coma here, if the students of the academy didn't see it, maybe tomorrow the academy would spread the story of Mr. Yue "punching the septic tank and kicking Tian Heimian".
Therefore, he explained to Gao Chong and picked up Tian Cheng and left quickly towards the inner courtyard.
As soon as Yue Shao'an's figure left, the crowd gradually approached.
From afar, I heard someone ask loudly: "What's wrong here, why is the manure tank so stinky today, this smell has reached our Meilan Academy." ”
"We also smell it in Qingzhu Academy, and the stinky gentleman doesn't dare to speak, and he only sneezes with one mouth......"
"Our Purple Ink Academy is also ......"
Grunt, wow, wow, a group of people had an open mouth, and they shouted together, only the noisy Gao Chong's mouth opened in surprise, Meilan School not to mention, the Zimo School and the Qingzhu School are far away from here, the area of the academy is not small, they can actually smell it, and it is a strong wind, which is really unimaginable.
If it weren't for the fact that they happened to be close in front of them, smelling the smell and making a fuss, then the speed and intensity of the smell would be terrible.
Gao Chong was surprised, and hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "Actually, it's nothing, look at that person! As he spoke, he pointed to the brother in the "yellow coat" with his hand and said, "This person drank too much wine and mistook the manure tank for lake water, but after a good swim, he almost didn't come up." No, it's still a long stick to pull him up......"
Gao Chong didn't have a good impression of this person, so the more he added fuel to the matter of him falling into the cesspool, the more bizarre it became, and finally he said that he was a hero who endured the stench of smoked people and risked his life to bravely save people.
It was only when the brothers in the other schools admired him and stretched out his thumb that he was humble again, saying that he had lost too much strength to save people, and the rest of the work was done by other students who were moved by a mess.
With the aura of a warrior on his head, the stench of the smoky one seemed to be less stinky, and a group of people had a clear division of labor, fetching water, washing, and stretching with sticks and robes......
It is an action to check the source of the odor and turn it into a life-saving act of congratulating the society.
Gao Chong was also happy, standing aside and watching the person sneer uncontrollably by a group of people, fortunately, it was dark, and others were busy saving people, so no one saw it......