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The current autumn moon of Pinghu Lake is inlaid with elegance and vulgarity. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info There are some little intellectuals with a tendency to be elegant and shaking their heads, because they just saw that the boss of Hangzhou, the bachelor of Longtuge, and the talented master Su Shisu also came to make today's trouble, and saw him and a group of officials of all sizes entering the outer building, so the peacock opened the screen, the male dog wagked his tail, walked around, showed off his clothes and hats, and showed off his appearance, all wanting to attract the attention of the top leader.

In the Song Dynasty, emphasis is placed on the text, and everything else is light. Now, the scholar family is in estrus, other agricultural and industrial enterprises pay attention to the benefit of the mouth, there are not only free pancakes in the outer building today, the rest of the food is also sold at half price, you can eat and bring, there are a large number of takeaways to choose from, everyone is queuing, it is still relatively orderly, and the order is good.

Suddenly, on the balcony of the auxiliary building outside the building, a young and middle-aged man in a green official uniform coughed loudly a few times, and then stretched his neck, like a crowing rooster, bursting with green tendons and red face, and loudly chanted Qin Guan Qin Shaoyou's "Man Tingfang". This scene is a bit abrupt, which makes the literati and laypeople think, Master Su is on the third floor, aren't you selling articles in front of Confucius and playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong? Alas! If you show your mistakes at the wrong time and in the wrong place, I wonder if your performance will also be wrong?

Wang Laoji, who was on the balcony of the auxiliary building, coughed a few times, and began to loudly show off the somewhat erroneous "Man Tingfang" prepared for him by Wang Mumu, word by word: "The mountains wipe the clouds, the sky is even declining grass, and the sound of painting horns breaks the slanting sun (it should be: the sound of painting horns breaks the door)" ......"

When Wang Laoji was showing "Man Tingfang", the scene was very quiet, and many people were thinking, where did the second goods come from, this word was written by Qin Guan to Su Shi, you chant it here today, are you sick?

is listening to "Man Tingfang" quietly in everyone, waiting to see the foreign appearance. A sweet and glutinous female voice was like a yellow bird floating into the dreary summer sky. Just that timbre made everyone look up at Wang Laoji's eyes, and they all turned their heads and looked at the glamorous kabuki on a grasshopper boat on the shore.

"Qin Cao" interrupted Wang Laoji's scene, knowing that it was time for his female number one to appear today. In front of everyone's eyes, the "piano exercise" is slow but very clear, Sven but loud enough, there is a ventriloquist in the ninjutsu practiced by others, and the vocal control is still very good.

"Qin Cao" said: "The adults on the balcony of the auxiliary building are invited, and the little woman remembers this sentence in Qin Guan Qin's "Man Tingfang", which is not 'painting the horn and breaking the sun', it should be 'painting the horn and breaking the door'." ”

Wang Laoji: "This girl, but the rhyme of poetry is not solidified, otherwise how can society develop?" Here today, I have a love for a while, and I want to change the "Man Tingfang" rhymed by the word "door" of Qin Guan Qin Bachelor to the "Man Tingfang" rhymed by the word "Yang", why not? As a result, now, being so disturbed by you, I forgot about the "Man Tingfang" rhyme with the word "Yang" that I prepared later! Alas! A good word that will be remembered for a hundred years has been inexplicably disturbed by you, and yours is very responsible! Now, why don't you make a song "Man Tingfang" that rhymes with the word 'yang', which can be regarded as making up for me and apologizing to me! Fast! Girl! Don't look at people who don't have a hard time, you hurry up and compensate me! ……”

When Qin Cao and Wang Laoji were talking, they had already alarmed the officials outside the building and inside the building, and they heard that there was a second-class literati and a beautiful singer, and they couldn't come out to watch the white play.

At this time, Qin Cao was saying: "My lord on the balcony, Master Qin is a big man in the world of words, how can I change his words casually?" If you want words, I can make another one for you, is that okay? ”

Wang Laoji was stubborn: "No! I want "Full Court Fang"! And it's Master Qin's "Man Tingfang"! ……”

Su Shi, who was condescending on the third floor, looked a little bright, where did the second-class and six-grade officials come from, they were stubborn, and they had to limit the word card and the rhythm to change Qin Shaoyou's "Man Tingfang", which was not low! However, the kabuki in the boat just now said that he could compensate him for other poems, think about it, which of the singers who came here to pick up food did not have some spare tires at the bottom of the box, so it really depends on the real talent of this little singer, and it really has to limit words and rhymes to see the real chapter. Su Shi looked at the piano exercise on the boat, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, who looked very eye-catching. Around her, those who want to listen to her natural voice, those who look at her flowers and moonlight, tree ears, drooling, staring, moving their bodies, twisting their legs, elegant and vulgar appreciation, everyone has it, and there are any movements.

Su Shi also wanted to see if this beautiful little girl was in vain, and thought, let me name her and let her compose the lyrics within a limited framework. can make it, maybe this person is the rebirth of the little red lotus; If you can't do it, it's nothing, it's a game, and it's also very enjoyable to see a beautiful little girl stammering and ashamed. Therefore, Su Shi spoke: "Hey! Listen to the little Kabuki on the grasshopper boat below! Since you interrupted other people's "Man Ting Fang", you should compensate others for a "Man Ting Fang"! As for whether you can change the words of Master Qin, this is no problem! This word rhyme is not fixed, not to mention that the four words "sound broken slanting sun" are not only unhindered by the meaning of the word, but also have a good artistic conception, you can change this word to "yang" rhyme now! If you change it, you will get a prize, but if you don't change it, hum! Unprovoked disturbing people's quiet, gratuitous bad people's taste, what crime should you be guilty of, you can do it yourself! ”

The grasshopper on the grasshopper boat raised his eyebrows, his eyes looked forward to it, and he said slowly: "This adult, I want the little woman to change this word to 'yang' rhyme, but I am afraid that it will not be changed well, and I am afraid that it will ruin the artistic conception of Master Qin's good words and wonderful sentences." ”

Su Shi felt that this little singer was fake politeness, so he said: "Master Qin and I are also disciples and friends, but it doesn't hurt to change." ”

So the piano on the grasshopper boat hugged the pipa, plucked the strings on the shaft, played it loudly, and then sang loudly, the words were crisp, such as the new warbler out of the valley, and the milk swallow returned to the nest: "The mountain wipes the clouds, the sky is even fragrant grass, and the sound of the horn breaks the sun." Suspend the levy and talk about drinking together. How many old couples in Penglai look back frequently, and the smoke is boundless. In the lonely village, there are thousands of jackdaws, and flowing water surrounds the red wall. The soul is wounded, at this time, lightly divide the belt, secretly solve the sachet, win Qinglou, and Bo Xing is crazy. When will you see you here? On the sleeves, there is no lingering fragrance. In the sad place, the high city is broken, and the lights are dim. ”

At the end of the song, the onlookers held their breath, Su Shi was also stunned, and after a while, he couldn't help but high-five. This word was changed appropriately, not only singing the parting feelings and hatreds in Qin's words, but also containing the tragic life experience of Qin Cao's own forced joy. It's really a song and three sighs, which makes people cry. Su Shi saw that Qin Cao's dress was plain today, with willow eyebrows, and jasmine flowers hanging on the temples, looking elegant and dignified. His eyes were full of water, the autumn waves were rippling, and he couldn't help but sigh, and secretly lamented in his heart, maybe this is the little red lotus in his previous life! Thinking of Xiao Honglian's misfortune, he said: "I listened to the young lady singing just now, her voice is full of emotion, and her intestines are full of tenderness, she is really talented and extraordinary." The understanding of Qin's words can be described as penetrating to the bone marrow. It's a pity that Bachelor Qin is not here, so I thank Bachelor Qin for my bosom friend. Saying that, he took a deep look at the piano exercises! My heart is deeply towards the little red lotus!

Qin Cao hurriedly replied: "This adult, I have tormented the little woman." Think of what kind of person I am, how can I be so courteous to adults. I only hope that this word can still be heard, and adults can listen to it happily, and it is enough. ”

Su Shi saw that Qin Cao dealt with it in a moderate way, not as flattering as ordinary Kabuki, and thought, today is the Qingming Festival, there is nothing to do, and this little Kabuki looks quite different, and it looks like a little red lotus, so let her go upstairs and talk about it.

After listening to the greeting, Qin Cao was supported by the two Yahuan, and moved upstairs to the outer building. Looking at the young beauty walking on the narrow springboard walking from the boat to the shore, watching the fair girl who raised her legs on the inclined stairs to climb upstairs, Master Su looked down and chose a good angle, what curves, ravines, at a glance!

Su Shi was able to examine the piano exercise up close, and the next person held a cup of tea, Su Shi looked at the other party's face, and also wanted to see the other party's heart. The fragrance of tea is curling, and the atmosphere is dense. Master Su looked at the piano exercise carefully, and saw that her eyes were charming, her cherry lips were shy, her jade bones and ice muscles, and she was really a peerless beauty. There are no green women at all, they are not vulgar and light, and they always exude some aristocratic bearing. Lord Su couldn't help but be dazzled, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and he forgot about it. I really don't know if Master Su at this time was born with an infatuation since he was a child, is this love about the wind and the moon?

Qin Cao was also observing the object of his sniping, and when he saw it, a fat uncle in his fifties, with early blooming hair, full cheeks and long beards, smiled at himself very much. Hehe, he is now the mayor of a city, and he is also a great writer in the world, a bachelor of Longtu Pavilion, it seems that I should show sincere fear now, I have to hurry up and salute! Thinking of this, Qin Cao hurriedly knelt down and saluted.

Master Su looked down at the white and tender fair girl kneeling under her knees, the blood vessel flow rate increased, the hormones soared, and local areas began to react. Master Su happily lifted him up in slow motion, and held and held it one by one, and the one hundred and fifty Diabs passed through the whole two and a half minutes......

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