Chapter 32: Prelude to the Prison Robbery
Early in the morning, I was woken up by the rooster's crow, and reluctantly opened a pair of panda eyes, moved my arms, and still hurt a little, recalling last night, my heart was secretly cool, and the little lady was treated by herself without a temper at all, and under the attack of repeated love words, the inner line of defense had already fallen apart.
Now I admire myself a little, I have never been so bold, I didn't even dare to touch a girl's hand in my previous life, and now I actually broke into the woman's boudoir at night, which is really like two people.
Grandma is a bear, could it be that the little monk has become bolder in this world, can there still be this benefit in crossing? Well, maybe this should be the mentality of people who have died once, or maybe they don't want to leave any regrets.
looked around, and saw that Song Qing and Zhang Mazi had already gotten up, and there were no two people in the room, so they probably went to the next door to talk, so they got up quickly, got dressed and pushed the door out.
At this time, I happened to see Meng Kang rushing in from outside, and when he saw the ring, his face suddenly showed joy, and he shouted from afar: "Brother Lu, you can find me well, I have searched the hotels in this county one by one, I didn't expect you to live in the place where I ate yesterday, I should have thought of it a long time ago." As he spoke, he strode to the side of the ring.
I didn't expect Meng Kang to come over so early, I was thinking that I wouldn't call him for today's matter, so as not to get into trouble, and I didn't want him to be in a hurry, but he came to the door by himself.
Some were moved by Meng Kang's friendship with his brothers, and thought to themselves, the heroes of Liangshan are really righteous and have deep brotherly love.
"Brother Meng, you came at the right time, I wanted to look for you later." Jiese replied politely, and then lowered his voice and said: "That thing is done, I happened to meet Cao Zheng on the way back yesterday, so I told me about it." ”
"Really?" Meng Kang was a little incredulous, and then said happily: "God really helped me to wait, this is really good, this is great." ”
"Don't be busy rejoicing, let's do it tonight, and it's not too late to rejoice when we succeed." His eyes looked around, and his voice was still very low.
"Yes, yes, Brother Lu is right." Meng Kang nodded vigorously, but the joy on his face did not decrease at all, and he could see that he was indeed in a good mood.
"Brother Meng hasn't eaten yet, let's eat with us later, let's have a drink together."
"That's good, hey, Brother Lu, didn't you sleep well last night, why are your eyes swollen?" Meng Kang stared at the face of the ring and asked with concern.
How did he know that he had barely slept last night, and he was woken up by the sound of a rooster crowing not long after he went to bed.
At this time, there was a knock on the door, and a voice came from inside, "My brother sleepwalked last night, where can I sleep well, hahahaha." ”
It turned out that Song Qing rushed out when he heard Meng Kang's voice, and Zhang Mazi and others behind him also came out, and followed Song Qing to laugh loudly.
"Yes, yes, the boss has a lot of skills, sleepwalking can sleepwalk into people's boudoirs, it's really strange, how can he get in? Brothers, do you say? Hahahaha. Zhang Mazi followed behind and coaxed.
"yes, how did you get in?" Everyone pretended to have surprised expressions on their faces, and asked with a laugh in unison.
Obviously, these people all know what they did last night, and they thought they were doing it quietly, but they didn't expect these people to be monkey spirits, and it seems that they can't hide it easily.
"Sleepwalking? I see, Brother Lu is really not ordinary. Meng Kang didn't know the situation, pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and praised it in a decent way.
When everyone heard this, there was another burst of laughter, and the laughing ring was greatly annoyed, thinking, since you people already know, you still come to laugh at the little monk, it is really hateful, it is estimated that it was colluded early in the morning.
"Hehe, do you want to know how the little monk got in?" Fortunately, he was thick-skinned, and if he changed people, he would have blushed and his neck thick, but at this time he still had a smiling face, his face was not red, and he was not panting.
"Yes, yes, I want to know, boss, let's talk about it." Everyone originally wanted to make a joke, but when they saw that Jiese's face was positive, their curiosity was aroused, and they all wanted to know what method Jiese used to get in.
Originally, it was not difficult to sneak into a room, everyone here could do it, but it was rare that you sneaked into a woman's room and came out safe and sound, and everyone admired the courage to quit sex.
What kind of woman is Sun Erniang, she was sneaked into the room and had to fight hard, and she had to peel off her skin if she didn't want to quit sex, but she came out so intact if she didn't want to quit sex, everyone stretched their necks and waited for the explanation of quitting.
was quit sex last night, Sun Erniang didn't sleep well last night, and slept lazily this morning, when Meng Kang was woken up by a shout, and then heard everyone's gossip about quitting sex, I couldn't help but be ashamed, and I was angry in my heart to quit sex.
I didn't dare to go out to face everyone, so I had to stay in the room and eavesdrop on everyone's conversation, I didn't want to hear the words of the ring, and I thought I was going to tell everything about last night, and I was in a hurry, and I didn't dare to go out. ”
Seeing that everyone was attracted, he still pretended to be serious on the surface, and said slowly in a deep voice: "When the little monk was traveling around when he was a child, he met a master from outside the world and brought the little monk to Kunlun Mountain to pass on his art for three years. ”
When everyone heard the words of the abstinence, they couldn't help but be very interested, this kind of secret story was the most attractive, and they were all looking forward to the words behind the abstinence.
"When the little monk Yicheng came down the mountain, his old man made a special explanation." Speaking of which, the abstinence paused again.
Everyone stretched their necks and became more and more curious, knowing that they had arrived at the most exciting place below, and they all urged: "What's the matter, what did your master say?" ”
Seeing everyone's urging, Jiese continued with a mysterious face: "My master said that you can't teach the tricks to a group of brothers led by Song Qing. ”
Song Qing kept staring at everyone and listening, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but stand up with a smile and said, "Brother, you, you're playing with us." ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Poof"
Suddenly, there was a laugh inside, and everyone looked back, but it was Sun Erniang's room, who didn't understand what was going on, and there was another burst of laughter.
It turned out that Sun Erniang's heartbeat intensified when she listened in the room, and when she heard it at the end, she finally let go of her heart, but she was amused by what she said, and she couldn't help laughing.
"Sister-in-law has already gotten up, why hasn't she come out to meet yet?" Song Qing shouted at the top of his voice, for fear that others would not hear.
"yes, yes, the proprietress is coming out to eat." The crowd followed suit.
He only watched from the sidelines, not intending to participate in it, and this lively atmosphere made him feel something, perhaps a feeling of happiness.
After lunch, and after the crowd had eaten and moved around the yard, they gathered in the room and waited for the night.
After discussing the original plan over and over again, and making sure that there would be no more mistakes, they all relaxed and meditated in their rooms to recuperate for the evening's movements.