When the name of "human slaughter" of Wuhan University is famous all over the world and spread, what are our Wuda officials doing?

Answer, he was sleeping. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Sleeping in, to be exact.

Since returning to Yanyun, Wuda has rushed to Ningbian Prefecture all the way, and then has been dealing with official business for more than half a month.

No, it's hard to be idle for a while, and Wu Nature wants to sleep comfortably.

Xiao Wuzhe had already woken up, but when he saw that Wuda was sleeping, he naturally couldn't afford to lie on the bed.

However, this is all three poles in the day, Wuda is still sleeping, and Xiao Wuzhe can't stand it anymore, he is hungry.

So, Xiao Wuzhe climbed directly onto Wuda and said a little unhappily:

"Dad, I'm hungry......"

Wu Da replied in a daze: "Well, then you can go to dinner." ”

Xiao Wuzhe flashed his two big eyes and wondered, "Dad, aren't you eating?" Aren't you hungry? ”

"Don't be hungry ......"

"Oh, then I'm not hungry either, don't eat......"

"Well, eating one less meal is considered to be weight loss......"

Xiao Wuzhe was speechless, he was really drunk when he met such an unreliable father.

And Wuda didn't seem to be aware of anything, he was really tired, he didn't want to get up, and continued to be drowsy.

"Dad, I heard from the master that I have a lot of younger brothers and sisters."

There is ambiguity in what he said, Xiao Wuzhe actually counted all the newly-born children of the Wu Song family, the Ximen Qing family, and so on.

"Hmmm......"

"Dad, can I take my younger siblings out with me in the future?"

"Hmmm......"

"Dad, I heard that my mother and second mother (referring to Yuanyuan) also added a younger brother and a younger sister to me."

"Hmmm......"

Wu Da was confused, a vigorous "um", um endlessly.

Xiao Wuzhe said that he was very hurt, and hesitated for a long time before asking again: "Dad, then with younger brothers and sisters, will you and your mother stop hurting me?" ”

"Hmm...... Well? Won't ......"

Xiao Wuzhe twitched his nose, and finally asked the question he wanted to ask the most, "Dad, since you and your mother both love me, why do you need a younger brother?" ”

Wu Da turned over, hugged Xiao Wuzhe in his arms, and said in a daze: "This is going to play an online game with you, the tuba is wasted, and then practice the trumpet!" ”

2333, hahaha, this answer, absolutely.

But it's a pity that Xiao Wuzhe doesn't know what an online game is, and he said suspiciously:

"Dad, what is an online game? Is it a game made on the Internet? ”

"Online games are all about ...... Well? cough cough cough ......"

Wuda finally came to his senses, this is Da Song, where did the online game come from?

Now that I've finally woken up, I can't sleep.

Wu Da stretched his waist, sat up, yawned for a long time, what a mouth, stared in a daze, still a little confused, and didn't want to get up.

Xiao Wuzhe suddenly said: "Dad, I'm ...... I want to pee! ”

Wu Da raised his head, squinted his eyes, and said one by one: "Pee? Pee, this is our territory, and there is no public toilet, so you can defecate anywhere! ”

"Oh......"

Xiao Wuzhe hesitated for a moment, got up, stood on the edge of the bed, and directly began to pee.

The sound of "sparse noise" came, Wu Da was clever, woke up completely, stared at his son, was stunned for a long time, touched his nose, and couldn't blame his son, muttering:

"Hmm...... Yes, I haven't seen you for a year, not only is my body much stronger, but even the little finches are ...... It's a lot stronger......"

Xiao Wu Zhe gritted his teeth and "giggled", straightened up, and said to Wu Daxian:

"Dad, look, I'm not far away from peeing?"

Wu Da was speechless for a moment, and his head was full of black lines.

……

got up, ordered someone to clean the room, and by the way, let the subordinates prepare hot water, Wuda took Xiao Wuzhe, and happily took a hot bath in the barrel, and completely regained his soul.

Wuda is the king of Northern Yan, and as a privileged person, he has the right to enjoy some treatment that ordinary people cannot enjoy.

Anyway, you don't have to do anything, you just need to move your mouth, and someone will naturally prepare.

While eating, a family member came to report,

"The head of the family, Lu Junyi, the governor of the northern part of the town, has entered the city."

Wu Da raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's really time to come, then I'll wait, I haven't seen Senior Brother for a long time, let's eat together." ”

After that, Wu Da got up and took Wu Zhe out to greet Lu Junyi.

Not long after, Lu Junyi came.

It's still the same, it hasn't changed for thousands of years, Lu Junyi's most reliable brother, the prodigal son Yanqing followed, but now Lu Junyi has one more person next to him, who is his disciple He Shunhe Dogdan.

The years do not seem to have caused any changes to Lu Junyi, his eyes are still bright, his eyebrows are divided, his face is full of determination, his body is as strong as silver, majestic, and he is holding an iron rod in his hand.

Approaching, Lu Junyi took the initiative to turn over and dismount, and saluted, "See the prince!" ”

Wu Da accepted it calmly, helped Lu Junyi up, and then bowed to Lu Junyi, "I've seen Senior Brother!" ”

It's the rule.

After all, Wuda is the king of Beiyan, the number of etiquette cannot be abolished, when in front of people, the identity of Wuda is the highest, Lu Junyi, as the governor of Zhenbei, must first salute Wuda, and then Wuda returns the salute as a senior brother.

Xiao Wuzhe also saluted, "I've seen the master!" ”

Lu Junyi stretched out his hand and hugged Xiao Wuzhe in his arms, checked it, and laughed loudly: "Yes, the body is getting stronger and stronger, it seems that Zhang Ping's guy usually does a good job with your schoolwork, go back to the master and teach you a few tricks, and when you grow up, you will say that you will beat your master and second master, even if you beat your father, it will not be a problem!" ”

Xiao Wuzhe smiled happily when he heard this, grinned, showed two little tiger teeth, and said excitedly: "Uncle Master, are you telling the truth?" You didn't lie to me, did you? ”

Lu Junyi laughed, "I don't lie to you!" If you don't believe it, ask your father, your master and the second master are not my opponents combined, and bullying your father is absolutely not negotiable! ”

Xiao Wuzhe is very happy, child, don't tell the child any bullshit, the child is simple-minded, always has a rebellious mentality, Zhang Ping and Ximenqing educate him all day long, give him homework, Xiao Wuzhe naturally hopes that he can surpass them one day.

Wu Da laughed and took Lu Junyi and others into the house to eat.

After the meal, Lu Junyi's apprentice led Xiao Wuzhe out to play, and Wuda and Lu Junyi were left alone in the room.

After a few sips of tea, Wu Da suddenly asked, "How are things arranged?" ”

Lu Junyi nodded, "According to your wishes, the 30,000 horses have been secretly assembled and can be dispatched at any time, but I don't understand, at this time, the situation is not stable, what do you want to do?" ”

Wu Da stood up, walked to the map, slammed his fist on the territory of the former Western Xia, and said lightly:

"Since someone dares to take advantage of my absence, intending to infect my Yanyun Xijing Dao, and now that I'm back, it's time for them to pay the price they deserve!"