"I saw your lady yesterday, she coughed very badly, the neighbors looked at her, she must be very sick, right? It just so happens that today is the day of Baicaotang's medicine, why don't you hurry up and ask for the side medicine to go home! ”

"Ah, no. My wife is not sick, she just wore a new dress yesterday. ”

The answer in the tiles on the side of the street caused a burst of laughter, Tao Er just came out of the Sansheng Building, heard the laughter and went inside, there were jugglers, singers, needlework, incense, and banners in the tiles...... People come and go, it's not lively, there are many diners sitting in front of the pancake stall of the Li family's aunt, and the faint fragrance of pancakes fills the whole tile.

At this time, Li Twelve, the fast-mouthed person on the street, was chewing pancakes and shouted, "Have you heard about it? There is good news from the northwest to Beijing! ”

"Twelve Lang, don't sell it, what good news to tell everyone!" Someone next to him immediately shouted in response.

Li Twelve boasted proudly: "This news, I also listened to my brother-in-law who watched Xuandemen, didn't my mother go back to her parents' house today?" I just met my brother-in-law on duty......"

"Twelve! Don't talk about these useless things, I invited this pancake today, let's get to the point! ”

"Hello! Listen up! When Li Twelve's goal was reached, he immediately opened his throat and blew, "That's the case, it is said that Bachelor Yang arrived in Huanzhou, and saw that Huanzhou was harmed by Xixia **, and immediately became angry, and the case was taken, please think, what kind of person is Bachelor Yang!" Is this anger still there? Even the king of the Southern Courtyard of the Liao Kingdom was beaten all over the ground by Bachelor Yang to find teeth, how could it be in the eyes of Bachelor Yang in the small state of Xixia? Bachelor Yang was furious, and immediately sent heavenly soldiers and generals ......"

"Wait! I said Twelve, eating my pancakes, you have to spit out two human words for me, what kind of heavenly soldiers? Are you the Erlang God in the view when you are Master Yang? ”

There was a loud laugh in the tile suddenly, Li Twelve was a little embarrassed, but fortunately he was a little anxious, and said foolishly: "Don't laugh, everyone, think about it, our Great Song Dynasty is a dignified Heavenly Empire, and our Great Song Dynasty soldiers and generals are not heavenly soldiers and generals?" ”

"If you have a point, go on!"

"If you want to hear it, don't interrupt this time! Where did you just go? ”

"Master Yang was furious, and immediately sent heavenly soldiers and generals!" The crowd burst into laughter again.

Li Twelve hurriedly interrupted: "Yes, yes, yes, it is said that Master Li sent thousands of soldiers and horses to cross the Hengshan Mountain and kill the Western Xia people to the point of, and fecal incontinence......"

"I said Twelve, can you clean your mouth, I'm eating pancakes!"

Li Twelve was interrupted again, and defended with resentment: "Gao Da Niu, don't you don't like to hear it, this is the thing, I heard that after fecal incontinence, the Tangut people didn't even have time to wipe their buttocks, so they became prisoners of our forbidden army. ”

"Is that really the case?"

"That's fake! Don't interrupt everyone, continue to listen, the wonderful is still to come, listen to the custody of everyone go back and can't sleep all night, it is said that Master Yang beat the Western Xia miserably, captured countless Western Xia bald people, and the queen of the Xixia Liang couldn't get by, so he sent the general Meile to lead 200,000 elite soldiers to retaliate, Meile has heard of it? It is said that this person has an eagle head and leopard eyes, a tiger's waist and a bear's back, infinite strength, can lift a thousand catties of stone locks, is one of the best generals in Western Xia, this turnover rate of 200,000 elite soldiers came, and Master Yang only had 10,000 forbidden troops in his hands, guess what the result is? ”

"Isn't this nonsense, it must be Bachelor Yang's big victory over Meile, can there be good news to Beijing? Let's talk about it, how did Master Yang defeat the 200,000 army! ”

When the matter came to this, the people in the tiles couldn't help but come around, and they stretched out their heads one by one, for fear of missing a sentence.

Li Twelve saw that there were so many people, and now he was energetic, and he frothed at the mouth and blew: "It is said that Meile led an army of 200,000 people, standing in Tiandu Mountain, and camping for hundreds of miles. So Meile planned to capture the old man, the sound of the east and the west, he only sent a partial division along the Guide River to the south, confusing Huanzhou Yang Bachelor, he led the army into Qinfeng Road, and so on Zhang Jing slightly Xianggong reinforcement Qin Feng Road, Meile suddenly turned around and killed into Jingyuan Road, the momentum was violent, as a result, Zhang Jing slightly Xianggong had already prepared, and it was an empty city plan, and it was a trap plan......

"Wait, Twelve Lang, we've heard of this empty city plan, what kind of plan is this trapping plan?"

"You don't know, this trick is like this, the Tanguts are all cavalry, isn't this fast? Zhang Jing slightly Xianggong then let people dig trenches on various roads, the Xixia people want to pass, they have to get off the horse to fill the ditch, this filling, they found that the trench is endless, Xia Jun just filled the trench and gasped, where is there still the strength to fight, besides, they came from afar, their own grain and grass are limited, so every day in Jingyuan Road to fill the ditch, not tired to death but also starvation. Meile was frightened by these thousands of trenches, and didn't dare to find trouble with Zhang Jing on Jingyuan Road, so she led the army to kill Huanzhou again, this time into Huanzhou! It's a lot of fun! ”

Speaking of which, Li Twelve deliberately sold a pass, and everyone didn't do it, they shouted one after another, and some of them had already stepped forward to grab Li Twelve's collar, and there was a lot of noise in the tile for a while.

Li Twelve saw that the crowd was angry, and hurriedly continued: "Everyone, everyone, don't worry! The sister of the family rushed to Huanzhou, Bachelor Yang is not in a hurry, you are in a hurry...... Ouch, which one lacks virtue is really moving, don't fight, don't fight, I'll just say okay? ”

"Say it! Sell it again, be careful that Lao Tzu picks out the pancakes you eat! ”

Li Twelve was angry: "Didn't you just eat your two pancakes?" I'll pay you two back! ”

"No, I just want the two of them, either you spit it out, or you keep talking!"

"Tall bull! You...... Well, Bachelor Yang pinched his fingers, and had long expected that Meile's army would come to Huanzhou sooner or later, Bachelor Yang was not surprised, a lupine scarf, carrying a pot of wine, and went to Forrest Gump Mountain to drink with Su University Scholars, and was afraid that Meile would not know that he was in Forrest Gump Mountain, so he sent people to deliberately release the news many times to lead Meile's army to Forrest Gump Mountain. ”

"Huh! Isn't Master Yang a major general? Bring my sister here, won't Master Yang fall into a desperate situation......"

"Your mother is in a desperate situation, who is Master Yang? Since I had expected that my sister would come to Huanzhou, how could I not be prepared? If you dare to say it again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you! ”

"What are you doing, I'm not doing it for Mr. Yang......"

"What a fart! Bachelor Yang's wisdom and wisdom have been said to be stupid, and they are still good for Bachelor Yang? ”

The scene in the tile has a tendency to get out of control again, one by one, the face is red, Li Twelve is trying to take the opportunity to slip away, leave a section, and eat pancakes next time, the tall cow has a pair of eyes that are bright, and he has been staring at him for a long time.

"Twelve, why are you going? Let's go on yet! I said don't make trouble, let's listen to it! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Twelve Lang say it quickly! ”

Twelve Lang was helpless, so he had to continue to blow: "It is said that as soon as the 200,000 army of Meile entered Huanzhou, it was repaid for the bitter fruit, and there was a general named Xie Jingting under Master Yang, who was the best at poisoning, and he poisoned the water sources that the Xia army passed, which was terrible, after the Xia army drank the poisonous water, half of the people and horses began to diarrhea, and the human dung and horse manure were all over the mountains, and they were all white like ghosts, and they didn't even have the strength to scold their mothers......"

"Yay! That's it, 100,000 horses, how spectacular! Wouldn't that be a windward stink......" An audience member couldn't help but interject as he imagined the spectacle of the spectacle.

"Stinky your mother's head, who is Master Yang, can you not think of these? This time, Master Yang was particular about the poison used, so the sparse ones pulled out by Xia Jun were all fragrant...... That guy! At that time, the bees and butterflies within a thousand miles all smelled the fragrance, covering the sky and the sun, and Xia Jun couldn't even see the road......"

A guy named Wang Ying was blowing vigorously, when suddenly a lion roared in his ear: "Get out!" If you don't get out, I'll let you go to Huanzhou to smell those 100,000 people! ”

Wang Ying's expression changed greatly, and he was suddenly silent.

Li Twelve, the main son, has to re-speak: "The Meile army finally came to the Mengyun Valley in the west of Forgan Mountain, the Xia army wants to go to Forrest Gump Mountain, this is the only way, Master Yang asked people to engrave four poems at the mouth of the valley: The general died in a hundred battles, why should the body be returned, the bones of the traitor are buried in the green mountains, and the flowers will be more prosperous in the coming year......"

Someone next to him interjected and shouted, "Oops! Didn't Mr. Yang tell me that there was an ambush in Meile Valley? How can I be fooled now? What a ......."

"What is it, you know a sister, this is called please will not be as good as the general! Mr. Yang carved poems in Gukou and wanted to come to ......"

Gao Da Niu felt sorry for his two pancakes, and when he saw that the audience was endless, he immediately scolded: "I miss your mother's head, and then I will let you smell Xia Junla's smell of the fragrance and smell!" ”

Li Twelve innocently spread his hands, and then continued: "It is said that Meile read this poem, did not dare to act rashly, and sent a large number of scouts into the valley to explore, but did not find a single hair, Meile was not at ease, and divided the 200,000 army into three teams, the front team crossed the canyon first, and after it was okay, Meile took the Chinese army into the valley. Just when Meile thought it was okay, countless birdmen suddenly flew in the sky......"

"Twelve Lang raised by a son of a bitch, you are the birdman!" There happened to be a person who looked like an account room squeezed in, and when he heard this, he immediately sprayed Li Twelve with blood.

Twelve Lang argued: "This can fly in the sky, isn't it a birdman?" ”

"Bird, you are big, I don't know don't talk nonsense, it is a paper kite made by Mr. Yang and Mrs. Yang himself, which can take people to fly in the sky, has Mrs. Yang heard of it? is the daughter of the prime minister of the dynasty, and only tied the knot with Bachelor Yang last year. Mrs. Yang has done her best to pass on Su Xianggong's true biography, and making a few paper kites that take people to the sky is not a piece of cake. ”

"I've heard of it, I've heard that it's near, Hu Ledger, you can go on, what happened later!"

Hu Ledger was very proud, and took the place of Li Twelve with peace of mind, and then said: "Xia Jun was already lonely and unheard, and when he saw the paper kite flying in the sky, he thought it was the god of heaven descending into the world, and he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground one by one, and kept bowing his buttocks, and even Xia Jiang's sister was dumbfounded, and at this time, the forbidden army flying by the paper kite in the sky sprinkled the lime powder all over the sky, like a boundless white cloud covering the Xia soldiers and horses in the valley; Countless soldiers of the forbidden army were killed in the valley at the same time, one person put an arrow, and the arrow went straight to the big ass raised by Xia Jun, what do you think, Xia Jun just finished pulling thin, and this time he was shot in the ass again, where can I stand it! Meile was so angry that she vomited blood and died, and the Xia army was overwhelmed and captured by Master Yang......"

"Wait! Hu account room, don't brag nonsense, just now Twelve Lang said, Meile sent people into the valley to search several times, but not even a single hair was found, where did these countless forbidden army soldiers come from? ”

"How stupid are you? Who is Master Yang, the ambush will be discovered by Meile, if so, is Master Yang still Master Yang? Net speaks with asshole......"

"You're just talking with your asshole! No matter how good Master Yang is, Xia Jun is not blind......"

"Good! Do you dare to doubt Master Yang? ”

"I ......"

"What am I doing, get out! Don't get out and beat you into a pig's head! Hu bookkeeper, you go on! ”

"What else is there to say, Bachelor Yang's lupine scarf, talk and laugh and wipe out the 200,000 army of Meile, that's the way it is, there is Bachelor Yang in the northwest, and the northwest is worry-free! Bachelor Yang is not only outstanding in civil and military affairs, I heard that there is also a bodhisattva heart, this Baicaotang, which is free of charge every ten years in the capital, I heard that it was opened by Bachelor Yang's family. ”

"Not only that, although I can't be sure, but I heard that even the newly opened Sansheng Building is also a ...... of Bachelor Yang's family."

What the? Sanshenglou is also Bachelor Yang's family?

I actually went to Sanshenglou to blackmail...... Tao Er, who was squatting in the crowd and listening with relish, felt cold at this time, his heart and liver were cold, his heart was weak, and he hurriedly squeezed out of the crowd, what is Master Yang? Thinking about his background can make people's feet tremble, no, I have to hide in Beijing for a while, the more Tao Er thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he ran away without a trace.

(To be continued)