Chapter 99, if you like my sister-in-law, you have to call me brother-in-law
Chapter 99, if you like my sister-in-law, you have to call me brother-in-law
Taking advantage of people's inattention, Se'er slipped into Lu Bu's camp like a wild cat with swift and light movements.
"Bang", the three iron halberds collided together like thunder, splashing countless sparks, and then extinguished in an instant.
Lu Bu swept away with a halberd, and he could cut off the big tree; Dian Wei raises a halberd to block it, which can cut off the torrent...... After a while, the two fought twenty more moves. "Gnaw-", "Gnaw--" ...... Unconsciously, the two of them became short of breath, their bodies were steaming, like fire, and sweat was raining down.
"It's exciting, it's so exciting, Lu Bu's fucking is really good, and his ability is not blowing. No one has ever had such a fun time with me as today, it's really hearty and unpleasant. After fighting for dozens of rounds, Dian Wei felt that the opponent was as strong as an ox, the momentum was heavy, he opened and closed widely, and he drew a halberd with one shot, forcing himself to make it difficult to advance a bit, and he couldn't help but boast in his heart.
At this time, his bronze eyes were round and red, like a bloodthirsty beast staring at its prey, paying attention to the other party's every move at any time. The double halberd in the hand, one in front and one behind, can be attacked and defended.
"This big boss is a little bit coarse, he can pick me up for dozens of moves and still stand, without stage fright, ambitious, even I have to say admiration." Today, when he met an opponent in chess, Lu Bu was a little unexpected, but he was very excited: Wu Wuji, it was really good to have an opponent who was on par with him, and he couldn't help but think, and then, the corners of his mouth raised a crescent-shaped arc slightly, and he said confidently, "Dian Wei, you give me a little care, I'm going to use all my strength now, take it." ”
"The soldiers will block, the water will come to cover the earth, you let the horses come, and I will follow." Not to be outdone, Dian Wei roared, "Hehe, if you use all your strength, then I don't need to keep it, let's go all out." "It's no longer just about defending, it's about attacking with a halberd.
"Sweeping thousands of armies", "Splitting Huashan", "Smashing the Yellow Dragon", "Cutting the Tiger and Splitting the Corpse", "Picking Mountains and Reclamation", ...... "Ding Ding Bang Bang" are endless; The sparks of "Boom" continued.
The soldiers who were watching nearby stared intently at the two people who were fighting fiercely in the field, subconsciously clenching their fists with their hands, looking nervous, and their violently beating hearts seemed to be in their throats, as if they were also involved.
When Lu Zhan was dizzy, Se'er sprang out of the tent like a cat, walked to his side, her face was full of excitement, and she said softly: "There is a woman in white inside, it is my junior sister Qi'er." ”
"Is she alright?" Lu Zhan turned his head to look at her face with a happy expression like a child getting a New Year's gift, and asked.
"She's fine, as soon as I entered, I saw a woman in white lying on the only small bed inside, and I recognized her at a glance as my junior sister. Seeing that she seemed to be asleep, I called her softly. She woke up immediately, and when she saw me, she was very happy......" Se'er saw that his eyes were a little deep, his face was hot, and he said quickly, "She told me that after being beaten and knocked out by life last night, she woke up in the morning and found that she was here, but she kept pretending to be unconscious...... She felt that someone cared about her and found a lot of doctors for her, but she just pretended not to wake up, so that the man blew all the doctors away......"
"If you want to protect your junior sister, you two must listen to me." Afraid that she would continue to talk endlessly, Lu Zhan interrupted.
"Okay, as long as I can keep my junior sister safe, I will listen to you for everything." Se'er hurriedly finished speaking, and her face was cloudy: There is something wrong with this, as if she has sold herself.
"Did he ask you to marry him, and you agreed?" He Qian, who was standing on the side, glanced at her and said in her heart.
"Wait a minute, you two have to do what I say and act with me, you know?" If a beautiful woman said to you, "I'll listen to you for everything," would you have no other thoughts? As soon as Lu Zhan heard Se'er say it, the "hormones" in his body soared for no reason, but because there was a "tigress" on his side, he didn't dare to make a mistake, and said in a "sanctimonious" way, "You go in now and tell your junior sister: you must do what I say, and when I wake her up, she will wake up, tell her to be smarter, and act when the opportunity arises." Success or not, in one fell swoop. ”
"Hmm." Se'er thought for a moment and nodded. Then, again, when people were not looking, they slipped into the tent.
"Do you like her?" Suddenly, He Qian approached him and asked a clueless word.
"Like? Absolutely not, at most it's just a good feeling. Lu Zhan knew that women were sensitive to their men getting too close to other women, and knew that she was jealous, so he immediately looked at her with a gentle face, and said affectionately, "Qian'er, my favorite is you, you have to believe in yourself, because you are the most beautiful in my eyes." ”
"Huh~" Hearing him say this again, He Qian couldn't help but smile, nodded, looked at him with big eyes and said, "Could it be that my appearance is also the most beautiful in your eyes?" ”
"Well, no matter when and where, now or in the future, whether you are a daughter or a woman dressed as a man, you are the most beautiful in my heart." Lu Zhan's mouth was like a honey-smeared road.
"Wave~" He Qian's heart was sweet when she heard it, and she didn't know what to say, so she quickly put her red lips on his face and kissed it.
"Ah, disgusting. Two men are also so close, what's wrong with the world? ”
It just so happened that this "romantic" scene was seen by Lu Bu, who was fighting, and countless goosebumps suddenly appeared all over his body, and the spirit spirit shivered, and the movements of his hands couldn't help but slow down.
"Be careful, you're more careless than fighting me, do you want to let me?" Suddenly, Dian Wei howled, and the dancing halberd attacked.
This time, they have fought for more than 90 rounds, and they are evenly matched.
"Who let you, who made you a brute cow?" Lu Bu roared angrily, wielding Fang Tian's halberd to meet the attack: One inch long and one inch strong, are you afraid that you will not succeed?
"Attention, I'll throw the halberd." Dian Wei shouted, his right hand was suddenly raised, and he was about to throw out the iron halberd in his hand.
"What?" When Lu Bu heard this, his sword eyebrows were raised, his starry eyes widened, and he hurriedly stopped the figure that rushed forward, flashed to the side, and said in his heart: If this brute bull doesn't remind me, I may be successfully attacked by him, but if I dodge it, he will definitely not be my opponent with only a halberd.
As a bystander, Lu Zhan listened to Dian Wei's drink, and saw that he seemed to be doing this, and felt that his move was very deterrent: think about it, the two people who were fighting were close at hand, and the other party suddenly threw the sharp weapon in his hand as a dart, which absolutely made the opponent unguardable, and the probability of hitting the target was absolutely very high, even if he shook a shot, it could also cause psychological pressure on the opponent.
"Dian Wei, that's good." He praised in his heart.
Suddenly, the figure flashed, and Se'er quietly got out of the tent, came to Lu Zhan's side, and whispered: "I told my junior sister, and she agreed." ”
"Okay." Lu Zhan nodded.
On that side, Dian Wei laughed and said: "Lu Bu, you have been tricked, the weapon, the surname is also life, how could I throw it when I am fighting with a master like you?" ”
"I'm mad at me." Lu Bu felt his face dull, and shouted, "This time you will be defeated." With both hands in his hands, he raised his halberd and ran towards Dian Wei with the momentum of falling down the mountain.
"Hey, you guys stop it." Lu Zhan didn't want them to fight for their lives, so he shouted loudly, "It's okay to fight, don't be serious." ”
Dian Wei held a double halberd in his hand, panting and running to Lu Zhan's side, looking back at Lu Bu and said: "It's dark today, don't fight, if you want to fight, Dian will come and accompany you." ”
Seeing that Lu Bu didn't seem to want to give up, Lu Zhan smiled at him and said, "Lu Fengxian, do you like my sister-in-law?" ”
"Who likes your sister-in-law? Who is your sister-in-law? Lu Bu listened to his indistinct speech, and the halberd in his hand was still held high, but he stopped and said in surprise.
"Isn't there a woman in white in your tent? She is my sister-in-law. If you don't like the beauty of my sister-in-law, then what are you leaving her here for? ”
"How do you know there's a woman in the tent?" Lu Bu's face was a little unnatural, "She is really your sister-in-law?" ”
"It's not convenient to say here." Lu Zhan walked up to him, feeling that he was steaming all over, as if he had just taken a hot bath, and whispered, "Let's take a step and speak." ”
At this time, Lu Bu had to put away the halberd, and followed him to a more remote place full of doubts: he is the righteous brother of the woman in white, so I should treat him politely.
Seeing that Lu Zhan suddenly said this, Se'er couldn't understand what medicine he was buying in the gourd, and looked at him and Lu Bu in confusion.
"Do you like my sister-in-law?" Lu Zhan looked at him straight to the point.
"......" Lu Bu looked stunned and did not speak.
"Manly man, hurry up. Do you like that woman in white? ”
"Uh-huh, you, how, how do you know?"
"If you like my sister-in-law, you have to call me brother-in-law. Then I'll help you wake her up right away. ”