Chapter 80: Li Er's delusions
A plastic dummy, wearing a full coverage armor of white steel plates, has a small slit in the eye area from head to toe, and looks so imposing.
Li Er walked in front of the dummy, tapped the dummy's chest with his fingers, and the sound of the knock showed that this thing was very hard, Li Er exclaimed, "Good thing, come, Dabao, help me put it on and try the feeling"
"Okay" The vendor beckoned a few people to come over and help remove the armor from the dummy, and then helped Li Er put it on from head to toe according to the parts.
After putting on the plate armor, Li Er looked like an iron can from a distance, of course, painting a little paint is similar to Iron Man, Li Er tentatively walked around twice, and lifted the face armor "Haha, good thing, if all my Tang soldiers wear this thing, then it can be said that it will be invincible all over the world."
Lao Cheng's heart itched, and he salivated, "Your Majesty, let me try it too"
"Okay, come and help me take it off" Then Lao Cheng put the armor on himself, and put half of it on himself, Lao Cheng shouted "Stop, stop, stop, no, my stomach can't be stuffed in"
Haha, a group of people looked at Lao Cheng's big straw belly, laughing breathlessly, the plate armor brought by the hawker basically belongs to the category of art, under normal circumstances, it must be found that a few models are worn to show off, so the appearance design is based on the slender figure, Li Er is thin and easy to say, Lao Cheng is so strong.
Lao Cheng, who took off his armor, looked at such a beautiful family with regret, "Hey, it would be nice if there was a bigger one, not to mention anything else, wear this thing, as long as you don't die by yourself, you really can't break a little skin on the general battle formation, Dabao." Can you help me get a dress for me? ”
The vendor shook his head, "You have to dress custom, it's a waste of money." Why don't I give you some iron sheets, and you can go home and have fun by yourself."
Lao Cheng was frustrated when he saw that he couldn't get it, "Forget it, this thing looks good to me." I don't need it, it's too heavy" and other people also agree with Lao Cheng's point of view.
The peddler saw that so many people gave this conclusion, and he also scratched his head, no wonder the steel production of our dynasty in ancient times was much higher than that of those small countries in Europe, but there was no plate armor, it should not be in line with the way of fighting on our side!
The peddler looked at Li Er innocently, "Then which of you wants this armor?" Don't let me play with it as an ornament for the Emperor."
Li Er hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, let's send it to the Ministry of Industry, although this armor is a little heavier, you might as well let the craftsman copy some as a reference." Maybe I'll need it sometime."
"Oh, well, what about the bow?"
"To"
The peddler frustrated and handed the bow and armor to Li Er, he wouldn't use it himself anyway, so he used his kung fu to find someone to develop a gun by himself.
Li Er ordered people to collect the things given by the hawkers, and then turned his head to look at the hawkers, "By the way, Dabao, you see that your soldiers wear this, or send you three or five hundred thousand soldiers." If you counterattack and go back, you will be able to return to your hometown when the time comes, how about being a prince or something? ”
The peddler pouted at Li Er, "Dream it, don't say three or five hundred thousand." You just come another three or five million and it's not enough for one of our divisions to kill."
Hiss... Not only Li Er, but everyone else also gasped, and Lao Cheng took the lead in asking, "Dabao." How many people do you have in one division? ”
"More than 10,000 points"
Old Cheng Sparta, his lips chattered for a long time, "Dabao." Don't brag, although not all of my Datang soldiers are capable of holding a four-stone bow. But it's not like you can't even beat 10,000 of you, right? Can any of your soldiers be able to hold a bow of ten stones? Judging by your strength, it's not too much different from that of a soldier."
The peddler waved his hand, "That's not it, we don't use cold weapons, basically we can't see anyone in the war and now it's over"
The corner of Li Er's mouth twitched, "Dabao, it's not bragging, right?" ”
"What are you bragging, for example, Your Majesty, you have our weapons, and there are people in Lingnan who rebel, Your Majesty doesn't even need to go out of Chang'an City, just press a few buttons, and the rebels will turn into powder."
Everyone present looked at each other for a moment, this is too scary, how far is the distance from Chang'an to Lingnan, Li Erxin asked with affection, "That Dabao, can anyone else come to us besides you?" ”
"It doesn't seem to be"
Li Erchang breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good," and after speaking, he took the vendor's hand, "Dabao, do me a favor, how about helping me make some objects that can win thousands of miles away?" ”
Now it's the hawker's turn to take a breather, "Your Majesty, don't be kidding, if I know how that thing is made, are you still tired of selling something that doesn't make money?" ”
Li Er is full of black lines, Nima, what you sell doesn't make money, so what makes money, but Li Er also understands that this product may not be, it seems that he can only support him to preach more in the future, and let his people slowly grope around.
Suddenly, Li Er remembered another thing, "By the way, Dabao, can you get steel, my Datang steel output is a little stretched, you see if you can help me get some."
Seeing that Li Er began to talk about business, the vendor immediately changed his state and rubbed his hands, "Steel, it's okay, is it just this price...."
Li Er knew that this product wanted to hack himself again as soon as he saw the hawker's expression, and he couldn't help but have a headache, this Taoist priest really made people love and hate, what he loved was that he could get a lot of things that he hadn't seen or lacked, and what he hated was that the price of the things he got was so black that he seemed to have to take him into the army.
Thinking of this, Li Er pulled the eldest grandson Wuji beside him, "Wuji, I remember who proposed to me a few days ago, saying that there was a son in the family who was in marriage, and hoped that I would find a princess from the palace to marry, and then give me a lot of dowries, right?" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji didn't react for a while, looking at Li Er squeezing his eyes at himself, the eldest grandson Wuji sighed, and his demeanor immediately turned serious, "Oh, who is Your Majesty talking about, the minister remembered that the other party's family is a mine, and he said at that time that he would sponsor His Majesty for free one million catties of pig iron, and only asked His Majesty to give him a marriage, right?" ”
Li Er nodded, "Yes, that's it, a million catties of pig iron, how much armor can be made, I am going to promise him in two days, but there will be no princess to be married in the palace for a while, this is a bit of a headache."
Other people also heard the meaning of Li Er's words, this is preparing to slander the national teacher, who doesn't know that Li Yue'er is waiting to be married, Li Er is using words to force the hawker, someone has to come out and sing red face at this time, but everyone knows that the hawker is a stingy character, and if he is in a hurry, he will beat people, a group of people, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to take a stubble.
Lao Cheng said the wrong thing a few days ago and was blackmailed with a few cigarettes, he didn't dare to come out at this time, Li Er waited for a while, and looked at his subordinates in disappointment, what kind of people are they, none of them are worried about the king, so he had to pretend to think for a while, "Hey, by the way, although Yue'er is not from the royal family, but she is also my righteous sister, you say that it is good to marry her to others?" ”
Li Er's subordinates still have no one to talk to, no one wants to offend the hawkers, they are not fighting alone now, there are basically most of the Daomen standing behind them, and most of the court has been kidnapped in business, and now the one who is standing there does not hold the shares of the Shenglong, they are all waiting for the money, so they all learn from the Bodhisattva to watch on the wall.
No matter how stupid the hawker is, he can hear the meaning of Li Er's words, this is the old man who began to ask for a bride price, it is really good to say directly, let's not give it, waved at Li Er, "Okay, okay, Yue'er's matter, Your Majesty, you will draw the line, say, how much do you want, let's get it at one time"
Li Er immediately raised his eyebrows, this righteous sister did not receive it in vain, "Haha, the national teacher is refreshing, let's find a place to talk in detail" (to be continued.) )