Chapter 1: A lewd man fell from the sky

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The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, with the lake in front and the sparkling lake, and the mountains in the back, with lush trees on the mountain, which appear to be vibrant, and the moon in the sky is reflected in the lake, rippling with the ripples.

It's like a fairyland.

"Come, drink."

There was a shout from the mountain, and a rough man's voice could be heard.

"Okay, done."

Someone spoke out, and naturally someone echoed it.

A large group of strong men on the mountain were drinking happily, pouring liquor into their stomachs as boiled water.

"Big dog, where did our eldest lady go?"

Someone asked curiously.

The one who is called the big dog is a very sturdy man, a little honest, and the amount of alcohol is not ordinarily good.

"The eldest lady went back to take a shower, and she didn't want anything she grabbed this afternoon. Only a black dress was taken. ”

The big dog poured a large bowl of wine into his mouth, which was really spicy enough.

"Don't say it, let's all come out to be bandits, just our eldest lady is righteous, don't want anything, martial arts are high, every time she has the most strength, count her the most."

A big man, said heartily.

The big dog thought for a while and said a fair word: "That is, since the big boss retired, it was the eldest lady who took care of us." ”

"Yes, let's have a drink for the sake of the eldest lady."

A large crowd of people bustled and drank.

Soon, one by one, they were drunk and fell asleep directly on the ground.

Halfway up the mountain, there is a complex of buildings, but in fact, it is only a few scattered houses, to put it bluntly, some straw houses.

When the bright moon shone in the sky, it flashed a bit of coldness.

Inside a thatched hut, there was a rustling sound.

Inside the hut, there is a huge wooden barrel filled with hot water, bubbling with bursts of hot air, and several flower petals floating on it, like a small lake.

A beautiful woman with bare shoulders, shoulder-length, crystal and fragrant droplets of water, hanging from the beauty's hair.

She leaned against the edge of the barrel, a little lazily holding a small hand pat, gently rubbing her body. The crisp breasts soaked in the water appear on the surface of the water from time to time, which looks extremely sultry.

"Ah------h

A magical cry came from above the sky.

Boom-----

With a loud bang, an unknown object fell from the sky and smashed directly through the roof of the grass house, but the roof of the straw was piled up, and it could not support the speed of free fall at all.

Boast----

There was a sound of falling water, and the object fell right into the bathtub of the beautiful woman.

"Ah------h

Out of instinctive reaction, the beauty subconsciously shouted loudly.

The decibel cry was extremely high, and it instantly spread throughout the entire cottage.

"Big dog, someone looks like they're screaming?"

In the midst of a large group of sleeping men, one of them finally heard the shouting.

"Yes, it seems to be the voice of our eldest lady."

The big dog replied in a daze.

Miss?

The drunkenness of everyone present was gone.

"Assemble." The big dog shouted.

When everyone heard the order, they immediately stood up, got up their fellows, and lined up in several columns.

The big dog, with a stout body, stood at the front of the queue and rubbed his eyes with his hands to make himself feel a little more refreshed.

"Let's go and save the eldest lady."

Although the big dog is usually more honest, he is not ambiguous at all when dealing with problems.

Dozens of people with torches and the guys walked towards the eldest lady's room.

"Miss, what's wrong?"

The big dog didn't dare to rush in at once, if the eldest lady was kidnapped, it would be dangerous, besides, this is the eldest lady's boudoir.

Seek and then act, this is what the big boss has taught himself.

There was no movement in the room.

"Big dog, will there be any danger for the eldest lady, or will we rush in?"

One of his men stepped up and whispered.

The eldest lady's righteousness and generosity are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

The big dog thought for a while, this is very reasonable, don't say anything else, if something happens to the eldest lady, won't the big boss dismantle his bones?

"Bang the door."

The big dog gritted his teeth and gave the order.

In normal times, no one dares to enter the door of the eldest lady, but now it is about to hit the door, and the big dog is more or less weak-hearted.

"Big dog, come in if you want to die."

There was a noise in the room, and it was cold, causing the temperature around it to drop by several degrees.

When the big dog and his brothers heard this, their whole bodies trembled.

"Miss---- are you alright?"

The big dog's expression was nervous, if he provoked the eldest lady, even the big boss couldn't save himself.

"What can I do? I just woke up by you, so get out of here and play. ”

A strong female voice came from the room again, as if the queen was coming.

"Okay, let's go now."

The bandits who had gathered around the house walked away as if they were about to be amnestied.

It's quiet.

The inside of the room is too.

The red candles, the scorching candlelight, illuminate the whole room transparently, and there is a faint color of intoxication.

There were two people in the bathtub, a beautiful woman, all submerged in the water from the neck down, with a sneer on her face, holding a machete in her hand, and reaching to the other side of the bathtub.

On the other side of the bathtub, a large man, with short hair and a little lewdness, sat in the bathtub dumbfounded, with his hands raised, indicating that he had no weapons.

He wanted to calm down, but at this time, it was a little difficult, because the woman in front of him was very beautiful.

The white and red skin, a few drops of water on the white collarbone, looks particularly attractive, and the flaming red lips are gently cocked, even if they are sneering, they have a unique charm. A pair of big watery eyes and jet-black eyelashes are extraordinarily bright and clear, and the eyebrows like fine willows add a bit of charming color.

Of course, if there is no machete between two people, everything will be more harmonious, happy, and fulfilling.

The man swallowed his saliva and said, "Beauty, if you have something to say, let's not use the knife, this thing is too sharp." ”

"Who are you? Where did it come from? ”

The beauty subconsciously raised her head and looked at the hole in the roof.

I really didn't expect that a big man would fall from the sky while taking a bath, and he also fell into his bathtub. Was it given to me by heaven? But I haven't been praying lately, have I?

"My name is Tang Fei, I'm from Nanjing, I'm really sorry to disturb me."

Tang Fei didn't know what was going on in his heart, it was really strange.

I rushed home after working overtime, but I didn't expect that my feet were empty and I fell into the sewer, and when I opened my eyes, I found that there was a big beauty in front of me.

"Nanjing? I don't know. The machete in the woman's hand was a little closer.

Obviously, she didn't know anything about Nanjing, and she didn't believe Tang Fei's words.

In the middle of the night, when he appeared in his bathtub, would he be a good person?

Impossible.

"Ahem, beauty, you have to be careful, don't shake your hands."

Tang Fei also felt aggrieved in his heart, and before he could figure out what was going on now, he was threatened by a beautiful woman with no clothes with a knife.

Tang Feng looked around, and he couldn't imagine that there was such a backward place in our Huaxia, and he was still lighting candles, and even the roof was made of straw.

But fortunately, it was made of straw, and Tang Fei was able to pick up a life.

Tang Fei was extremely nervous at this time, he had been in a sitting position for a long time, he felt a little tired, and subconsciously stretched his legs.

Suddenly, the leg inside the water touched a piece of substance, which had a nice texture, soft and slippery.

Tang Fei didn't know what it was, so he touched it with his foot a few more times.

"You ---"

The killing intent in the beauty's eyes was even stronger.

"Ah--- don't do it, I accidentally got it, you old man has a lot of it."

Tang Fei finally knew that he was touching the thighs of a beautiful woman.

But you can't blame yourself for this, you can only blame this bathtub, it's too small.

Seeing Tang Fei so timid, the beauty also felt a little sure in her heart, she didn't believe that Tang Fei dared to do something to herself in this situation.

Even the big guys in the cottage don't dare to do this.

The beauty thought for a moment and sneered, "Stick your head into the water." ”

"Huh?" Tang Fei was stunned for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly, "Not very good?" I don't know how to swim much. ”

Tang Fei felt strange in his heart, could it be that this domineering girl was dissatisfied? Want my help?

But this mandarin duck playing in the water, I've never tried it?

Tang Fei was a little embarrassed, but he didn't mind being a female evangelist. The problem is, it's not easy.

When the beauty saw Tang Fei's refusal, she shook the bloodstained machete again.

Tang Fei shuddered, well, in order to survive, he could only sacrifice his first night, fortunately, this girl doesn't look bad, at least, her face is good, but I don't know, what is the quality of that part of the water?

Tang Fei held his breath and plunged into the water.

The beauty waited for a few more seconds, making sure that Tang Fei couldn't see herself, and her body straightened, and her entire lower body was exposed to the water.

Sure enough, it is a beautiful figure, convex and backward, and the whole body is extremely graceful and tends to be perfect.

Tang Fei, who was waiting for the next instruction in the water, had a feeling that he was about to lose his breath.

At this time, she should grab my head with her hand and guide me how to do it, is it to let me explore it slowly?

After thinking about it in the water for a while, Tang Fei finally decided to make a little performance before he couldn't hold it anymore.

Tang Fei's body leaned forward slowly.

Well? At this distance, it should have touched her thighs, why didn't she feel it at all?

Tang Fei, who was in the midst of the strangeness, moved his head forward a little again, but still did not touch any part of the beauty. Could it be that this bathtub has suddenly become larger?

Tang Fei gritted his teeth and slammed his head forward.

Boom---

A sharp pain came.

"Ouch mom."

Tang Fei didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he came out of the water directly and pressed his forehead with his hand. It looks like a big blister is going to get a big blister.

Tang Fei, who stroked his forehead, raised his head and saw that the beauty was already dressed, holding a machete, and looked at him with a smile.

It's obvious that Tang Fei's thoughts just now have been seen through by the other party.

"Uh--your pajamas, good."

Tang Fei saw that the other party was wearing pink pajamas, similar to the nightgowns, although they were not as beautiful and moving as the silk nightgowns, but they had a different flavor.

It's just that in such a small cabin, there are no light bulbs, no computers, and an ancient wooden bed, this person, wearing such a modern nightgown, really can't figure out what style the other party is taking?

Sleek and minimalist? K-pop? British aristocratic style?

Neither.

It turned out to be a confluence of ancient and modern.

Tang Fei finally understood the other party's dressing style.

The beauty's eyes stayed on Tang Fei's body for a moment, and said, "Are you from the city?" ”

Tang Fei was wearing trousers and a shirt, this kind of clothing is very expensive, and ordinary people can't afford to wear it.

"Yes, I'm from the city."

As soon as Tang Fei heard it, I said, this must be from the countryside, and when I have money in the future, I have to come back here and improve everyone's lives.

The beauty took a piece of clothing and threw it to Tang Fei: "Change it." ”

"Hee-hee, thank you."

Tang Fei saw the beauty turn around, and hurriedly changed his clothes, this dress looked like a beauty, but it was black, and it was estimated that it was suitable for both men and women.

The clothes are not complicated, just put them on, tie a knot, and you're done.

"Oh, that's so comfortable."

Tang Fei stretched his waist: "Beauty, where do I sleep tonight?" ”

Wouldn't it be sharing a bed with a beautiful woman? Tang Fei thought for a moment.

This one may not have a big surname.

Bang-----

Tang Fei was not careful, and was slashed in the neck by a beautiful woman's hand knife. A sharp pain came from the back of his neck, and Tang Fei's eyes darkened, and he fainted.

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