Chapter Eighty-Six: Xue Yulong's Troubles
"The following crimes are serious crimes, and General Ben will ask you again, are you willing to serve as General Ben's personal soldier? You have to think before you answer! ”
The threat in Xue Yulong's words was clear at a glance, Yang Ping'an couldn't cry or laugh, and he didn't know whether to say that he was lucky, or if he was lucky.
If he was just an ordinary firehead army, he entered the eyes of the second-generation Xue Yulong, and gave him a chance to be promoted to a personal soldier, it would definitely be great luck; But he is not an ordinary firehead, and more importantly, he has always planned to escape from the barracks.
Fighting in the Huotou camp, not too many people pay attention, and if you find a good opportunity to escape from the barracks, if you really become Xue Yulong's personal soldier, how can you have a chance to escape under Xue Yulong's nose every day!
Why is this guy suddenly so interested in me, though? Is it because of the grilled fish at dusk?
"Ahem." After coughing twice, Yang Ping'an hugged his fists and said: "Thank you for the general's love, it's just that I have no ambition and am greedy for life and afraid of death, I just want to mix in the Huotou camp and honestly be a Huotou army." Moreover, my ability is limited, and I really can't afford to take on the important position of a general's personal soldier. ”
"What did you say!" Xue Yulong, who was squinting and waiting for Yang Ping'an's answer, almost jumped up. In his mind, even if Yang Ping'an didn't know how to lift, he had to consider the following serious crimes, and he had to agree to be his own soldier anyway.
But Yang Ping'an still refused, and his attitude was firm, as if he was not worried about being punished for beating his boss for the following crimes...... This Huotou Army was so interesting that Xue Yulong was even more interested in it.
"Aren't you afraid of General Ben's punishment?"
"The general's eyes are like torches, and he must have understood in his heart what happened tonight, and the fault is not mine. I believe that with the wisdom of a general, there will definitely be a fair decision. This is the answer from Yang Ping'an's mouth, but he has another thought in his heart: If you still want to eat grilled fish tomorrow, then don't punish me. If you break me, see who will grill fish for you!
Xue Yulong's eyes rolled, and a playful smile appeared on his face: "You are not small, you dare to squeeze this general even if you wear a sinful body." Anyway, this general doesn't force you, but from now on, you will serve as the general of the fire head of the month, do a good job of doing your part, and train your subordinates to fire the head army, and come to say that this general will go to the test! ”
You woke up without taking medicine! The bullshit firehead generals don't want to do it, and they let me train other firehead troops, is it possible that you still want to pull the firehead army into battle to fight!
"Please also ask the general to take back his order!" Yang Ping'an refused again without thinking. There was no need to discuss this matter, not to mention that he would not train the troops, but only that he would not be remembered by Xue Yulong as a firehead general, and it was impossible for him to agree.
was rejected again and again by a small firehead army, and Xue Yulong took the case: "You dare to say it again!" ”
"Please also ask the general to take back his fate! At most, Ming said that he would grill two more fish for the general to eat. ”
"Bastard! You think General Ben cares about two fish...... Grilled fish? Xue Yulong paused for a moment, as if he was thinking about what the grilled fish had to do with him, "Okay, since you are so ignorant of lifting, then don't blame General Ben!" ”
Hearing that Xue Yulong was going to decide what to do with him, Yang Ping'an hurriedly shouted: "The general's name!" ”
"Hmph, you don't have to do this with General Ben! Listen, the two of you beat up your colleagues and injured your boss, no matter what the cause is, it makes the moon number shortage of manpower. General Ben cherishes talents, and he will not punish the two of you this time, but the consequences caused by the two of you will be borne by the two of you. You two get it! ”
An Fat scratched his head: "General, the little one doesn't understand, do you mean that we are fine?" ”
Xue Yulong smiled and said nothing, never glanced at An Fatzi, just looked at Yang Ping'an: "Do you understand?" ”
Alas, this woman's heart is too small...... Hey, he seems to have an Adam's apple! Is he a man or a woman?
Yang Ping'an raised his eyelids, hugged his fists and said: "Don't worry, the two of us will guarantee that the camp will be served on time tomorrow, and the sergeant will not be hungry!" ”
"Okay, then the general will wait and see. What if you can't? ”
"Then let the general dispose of it!"
Ordering Yang Ping'an and An Fatzi to leave, Xue Yulong's smile became brighter and brighter, muttering words that no one could hear clearly, drank two cups of tea, and suddenly ordered his soldiers to change his clothes for him.
"Someone, change my clothes for me, I'm going to meet the general!"
His own soldiers kindly reminded: "General, you also know the temper of the general. At this moment, the general has fallen asleep, and if you go now, I am afraid that he will whip you with the soles of his shoes. ”
Xue Yulong waved his hand indifferently and said, "What do you know!" My Xue family's Huotou Battalion, how many years have there finally been such a guy. If I don't tell the old man right away, the old man will whip me with the soles of his shoes! ”
Not to mention that Xue Yulong rushed to the general's camp with a few personal soldiers, and said that Yang Ping'an.
He and Fat Man returned to the camp of the moon, and there was no sound in the camp. This is also normal, and the other fireheads have been sent to the medical camp to see the wounded.
Yang Ping'an also knew that Yang Tang's army actually had a medical battalion, and I heard that it only appeared after Yang Guang returned to Luoyang from Jiangnan.
In short, many of the settings of this military camp made Yang Ping'an feel that it was different from the ancient military camp in his impression.
The camp tent was in a mess, and the two of them sat outside the tent, and An Fatzi asked with palpitations: "Xiucai, won't the general really pursue us anymore?" ”
After waiting for a while, he found that Yang Ping'an didn't answer, so he asked again: "Xiucai, it's impossible for us to cook a meal for five hundred people." Why do you have to promise the general? ”
Yang Ping'an glanced at him at this time: "Fatty, I'm really happy to not understand anything." ”
It was Xue Yulong who deliberately made things difficult, and Yang Ping'an couldn't help but agree. On the way back, he was thinking about this problem, how to use the strength of him and An Fatzi to make a meal that could satisfy five hundred people.
Yang Ping'an's words, An Fat Man pondered for a long time and didn't figure it out, but he still had something to say to Yang Ping'an: "Xiucai, thank you tonight......"
Yang Ping'an stood up suddenly: "Fatty, don't say anything, follow me to work first." Neither of us should think about sleeping tonight, otherwise we won't be able to make breakfast tomorrow morning! ”
Early the next morning, the 500 soldiers of the forward battalion who had gone to Yuezi to eat suddenly noticed that breakfast had changed.
In the past, breakfast was to cook two large pots of gruel, and then overnight steamed bread or something, and it was over, not even pickles, at most add a little salt to the gruel.
But tonight's breakfast is different. The cake looks like it's still leftover from last night, but the steamed bun has become a fried steamed bun, coated with some salty salt, and the oil is fragrant in your mouth.
The porridge has also changed, and I don't know what it is that has replaced the gruel, and it tastes smooth and tender, just like the skin of a young girl, and it is sprinkled with some pickled diced vegetables to taste, and it is a perfect match with fried steamed buns and pancakes!
Five hundred soldiers devoured them like starving ghosts. In the end, there was even a quarrel over the few fried steamed buns left and the tofu brain at the bottom of the pot.
"Xiucai, have you seen it, the brothers love to eat what you make!" At the beginning of the rising sun, Fat Man An was sweating and said excitedly, with a kind of joy in his heart.
Needless to say? When you fried steamed buns, you ate six of them yourself, and after the tofu brain was ready, you drank eight bowls!
Yang Ping'an was so tired that he didn't even raise his eyelids, and said casually: "Fatty, I'll squint for a while, and wake me up in half an hour." ”
He slept, and An Fat Man was still eating, but there was a disturbance among the soldiers who ate, and the cause was the last fried steamed bun and tofu brain. Although they are all full, there is always a stomach that wants to eat more and occupy more.
Seeing that it was about to make a noise, Xue Yulong came. He was not worried that Yang Ping'an and the others could cope with the breakfast of 500 people, so after inspecting the rest of the Huotou Battalion, he came to the Yuezi Huotou Battalion.
When he first heard that the soldiers were arguing, he thought that Yang Ping'an and the two could not open the meal on time, which caused public anger, and after asking to understand, he couldn't help but be curious, and took the last fried steamed buns and tofu brains, and ate them separately with the soldiers around him.
After eating and drinking, Xue Yulong wiped his mouth and asked the soldiers around him, "How does it taste?" ”
The pro-soldier licked his lips and said unsatisfied: "Back to the general, it's better than the food in our pro-military camp." ”
"Is it really that delicious?" Xue Yulong didn't believe it, and asked the other soldiers behind him.
The other soldiers all nodded in praise, and Xue Yulong couldn't help but be curious: "These meals, are they really made by those two firehead soldiers?" Where are they? ”
It was too easy to find Yang Ping'an and An Fatty, because Fat An also fell asleep after eating.
When Xue Yulong arrived, everyone didn't dare to make a noise, but two snoring sounds sounded out of place in the quiet, especially one of them, the snoring was like thunder, and it was impossible to pretend not to hear it.
Finding that the two were still sleeping in the corner, one of the soldiers said, "General, go and wake him up." ”
Seeing that Yang Ping'an and the two were sleeping soundly, Xue Yulong stopped: "Wait." I think they're tired all night, so don't wake them up, let them sleep. ”
The bold pro-soldier whispered: "General, why don't you transfer the two of them to our pro-barracks as the head of the army?" ”
The pro-soldier battalion is Xue Yulong's direct guard, and the treatment is very good in the entire forward battalion, and any good things are close to them first.
Xue Yulong thought for a moment and shook his head and said, "Let's wait and see what kind of meal the two of them can make at noon." ”
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After Yang Ping'an woke up, he was already on the third pole, and found that An Fat's snoring was shocking, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said that fortunately, he had prepared for the lunch meal in his heart, and he also prepared some last night, otherwise he really couldn't do it.
"Fatty, fatty! Wake up, wake up! If you don't wake up, it's gone! He screamed for a long time, but he couldn't wake up Fat Man, until the last sentence, Fat Man suddenly woke up.
"Ready? Don't finish eating, save me some! ”
You ate so much and got hungry so quickly? Shaking his head helplessly, Yang Ping'an patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Fat man, let's go, it's time for the two of us to prepare lunch." ”