"Hi ——!" , a light sigh, set off a string of white smoke in the winter, cold weather, empty earth... It is not empty, because on the way, Li's carriage was intercepted, it seems that after the war near Xiangyang stopped, these bandits and hooligans also came out to move, and the first single transaction caught the big fish of Li;

In the past, he planned to kidnap him, and he successfully kidnapped two state pastors, and he can be regarded as a grandmaster-level figure in the kidnapping operation, but I didn't expect it! Confucius's article seller came out! This is a serious provocation!

"Little white face! It should be worth a lot of money to look at you, right? Quack! Report your door! Give the brethren a few pennies to spend! The thieves of more than 300 people surrounded three people, including Li, and the hundredfold disparity was a hundredfold, and they couldn't run away no matter what;

Li Kai sighed lightly and said with a smile: "These fools, they don't even know how to step on the target, observe, and understand the target... Hey, hey! Can you play with some technical content? What a shame for such a simple and crude method! ”

"Huh?" , the bandit leader is confused, what do you mean? I didn't understand! He can't get to the bottom of it, otherwise where is his majesty? Making the most vicious expression ever, the bandit leader shouted angrily: "Don't talk about those useless! You! What for? Isn't it worth the money? ”

What a strange guy, Li Kai seemed to be interested, walked out of the carriage, and suddenly thought that there was a gold mark on his wrist, which was the reward drawn last time, and he had not used it yet, his mouth was slightly upturned, and he thought of a way;

"Fatty! If I give you 100 gold! Can you let me go? Li Kai leaned over with a smile and asked, walked leisurely behind Ma Chao, patted him lightly twice, signaling him to be calm and not rash;

The bandit leader is a black fat man, wearing a suit of armor that he picked up from nowhere, some small, nondescript, quite funny temperament, look at the armor, make his whole body tense, and then look at his helmet, he can only wear half of it, the same as a high hat;

The black fat man waved the machete in his hand and said angrily: "Hundred gold? A hundred gold wants to send me away?··· Little ones! First search out the 100 gold and take it away! ”

A few little minions came out in response, turning over on the carriage, Li Kai was slightly annoyed, this carriage was built for him by Young Master Yuan at a great cost, knowing that he couldn't ride a horse, so he made such a thing;

"Bastard! I don't care about you! Li Kai shouted angrily: "What should be given to you will naturally let you get it, and what you shouldn't take will be retributed!" ”

There was nothing on the carriage, and the black fat man's expression became serious, and he scolded: "Damn! Are you kidding me? Yes? Little white face! It's better to teach money obediently! Otherwise—I will make you unable to live, or to die! ”

"Good! It's just that after I take it out, you must not run! Li Kai squinted his eyes, silently recited "gold" in his mouth, and several gold bricks fell out of thin air and fell to the ground! Everyone was stupid in an instant! It's... What's going on?

"Do you see clearly? What's going on? The black fat man slowly slid a bead of sweat on the wing of his nose, and his expression was a little frightened, could it be that the catastrophe had hit the head of the ghost god?

The little minions beside him trembled with their upper teeth, and the ghost screamed: "Ghost——! Turning and running, there is a coward and a second, third, or even more people, who are frightened simply because of the gold that appears out of thin air;

"Ahhh Hahaha···", the black fat man actually laughed, although the sweat on his head revealed the fear in his heart, but his mouth was quite neat: "Don't panic, everyone! I know who he is! He's a boy of fortune! The boy who scatters wealth does not know the immortal law! Little ones! Take him back, and we'll be prosperous in the future..."

This time, Li Kai was stunned! He originally thought that he would use such unconventional means to scare these daring bandits away, but he didn't expect that black fat man to really be able to pull it... Return the wealth boy! He doesn't look like a child!

This voice really worked, and many robbers turned around and began to stare at Li Mouren with drooling, like a pervert looking at a beautiful woman;

Li is very sad! Because he's being watched now, it's a bad feeling, like he's looking at a rare animal... With an annoyed face, Li Kai shouted: "Dog daring thing! It's redundant to pity you! A bastard who doesn't change his heart! Lao Tzu is really trying to make a living for you in vain! ”

The black fat man shook his head and said, "Look! Let me be right! Fortune boy!···", suddenly he seemed to be choked by the neck, very surprised: "Seek a way to live? Just you? Your mother..."

Li: "Your mother! Did your mother throw you against the wall when you were born? Look at what you are doing! Dare to come out and rob? Why don't you pee and look like yourself? Out to rob? Just your image! Phew! ”

"Your father..."

"Your father! Did your dad just dump you in the dung pit when he changed your urine ring? Raised the urine ring again? Look at your little pee! Dare to rob me? Die, you! Uncle, who am I, do you know? Yes?

I! Li! Li Kai! Lee Hyo-sien! What a fool to care about you bastards! Raising food everywhere is intended to help you outcasts, so that you can be good! Look at what you look like! Don't tell me you're a Yellow Turban!

The Yellow Turbans can't afford to lose you! Are you a homeless person who wandered to Nanyang County? Why not go to a homeless shelter? Yes? Can't endure hardship or can't endure hard work? The Great Tribulation? Do you know that because you are evil, your relatives, your descendants, and your children and grandchildren cannot hold up their heads?

Is it our Nanyang County officials who are greedy for ink? Forced to be a thief? What do we have that we can't stand up to you? Yes? Say! Why don't you open your mouth? Just like you, it's shameless! Eating with your own hands is called skill! By robbery? You can't hold your head up in your life!

Bandits! Bandits! Thief! Totally! You're going to have this label on your head for the rest of your life! How? Angry? Come on! Kill me! It's a hundred! I'm going to stick my neck in front of you today, if you don't dare to cut it!" You're my grandson! ”

All right! Li Mou instantly turned into a super troll, on the one hand, because he was running around so that these homeless people would no longer be bandits, so that they could live a normal life, but there were still people who did this, and it robbed his head, and he felt aggrieved;

There is also a huge gap now, if you die, it is best to die righteously!

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ps: Ask for recommendations, ask for collections... It's going to be put on the shelves next week, and my friends support it!