[Fifth Update]

Driving to the bank of the Yellow River, there are many people here, all rich and free, driving a car to drag their families to play, and a group of seven hawkers will come to solicit customers as soon as they get out of the car. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"How many, come to dinner? Come home, there is authentic Yellow River carp baked noodles"

"Take a picture, let's take a picture"

"Rent a boat, fifty"

The peddler looked at the one who rented the boat, Nima, what does five pieces mean, a minute? Take a spin? Or is it one? It's so vague, who dares to rent!

The vendor waved his hand to the side of the solicitor, and took a few ten-yuan sunglasses from the stall selling sunglasses next to him, and Lao Cheng fiddled with the glasses and brought them on, "Dabao, what are you doing with this thing?" ”

"Save others from finding out that you are peeking at beautiful women"

Lao Cheng: "No wonder you wear this every day with us, it turns out that it is to peek at the beauty and not be discovered"

The hawker is depressed, Lao Cheng's mouth is fast, and then the hawker took six people to walk on the bank of the Yellow River, and after seeing the water of the Yellow River, Li Er spartan again, "This... Dabao, are you sure it's the Yellow River? ”

"Isn't it, why don't you call it the Yellow River?"

"But how do I remember that the Yellow River is not so yellow, look at your river, it can't be that it has just rained upstream?"

"It's not raining upstream, if it rains, you don't see it like this"

"How so? How so? Li Er squatted down in confusion to scoop up a handful of water, and after the water flowed away from his fingers, there was only a handful of mud and sand left!

The peddler also squatted down, cut a small hole in the sand, dug out a crab the size of a fingernail and threw it far away, "The trees are cut down upstream, there is nothing to protect the land, and when it rains, these mud and sand will flow down the river, think about it, we have been more than a thousand years away from you, can we not do this?"

Li Er was shabu in the water, "I will definitely not let people cut down trees after I go back"

The hawker handed a cigarette to Li Er, "Then I thank you for the people" stood up, and the hawker asked the eldest grandson, "Sister-in-law, do you want to rent a boat to play on the water?" ”

The eldest grandson shook his head, "No, the water is too dirty"

"If you don't go, I'll go, Hongjun, let's rent a motorboat and go to the waves" Xie Hongjun happily pulled the hawker to rent a motorboat, arranged the ancient five-person group under a parasol, and the two of them changed their clothes and protective gear, and drove the motorboat to shout on the surface of the Yellow River!

Li Er lay on the chair and looked at the two of them, "It's good to be young"

Lao Cheng looked at the hawker blankly, "I don't say that I will rent one for this goods, my sister-in-law doesn't play, I play" The other two fools agreed, that is!

Suddenly, Lao Niu poked the other two fools around him with his hand, "Look, there is a girl in underwear"

The second fool suddenly came to the spirit, "Where is it?" Where? ”

Li Er silently put on his sunglasses!

When the hawker wave was enough to drive the motorboat back, the three fools rushed over to grab it, and the hawker rented two more for them to play, and checked out afterwards, okay, a boat is fifty circles, no tricks!

Tired of playing, seven people found a self-service barbecue shop, asked for a stove, played barbecue on the side of the Yellow River, although the barbecue skills are not good, but to eat here are just a piece of fun, with a mouthful of black ash, seven people ended the day's trip, hit home!

After arriving home, the second daughter went to take a bath, and the hawker and Li Ersi chatted in the living room, "You wait for a while, I'll help the three of you copy the movie"

"Okay, give it, take it for three people on the USB flash drive, anyway, you know how to use it"

The third fool looked at Li Er embarrassedly stuffed the USB flash drive into his pocket, and Li Er lit a cigarette depressedly, "Dabao, we'll go back tomorrow, hey, I haven't had enough fun."

"Hehe, Brother Li, this is a place for the three elder brothers to play, but you have an empire to manage, so you can't slack off."

Li Er leaned back on the sofa, "I really want to slack off for a while, by the way, why don't we change, I'll run errands for the immortals, how about you being the emperor?" ”

"Really? Then change it, as long as you are willing to do it, not for you to blow, let me be the emperor, no matter how big the country is, within three years, I promise to give him a cripple"

Li Er scolded with a smile, "Get out, you're still comfortable running errands for the gods, you don't have to worry about it every day, let others do everything, hey, why don't I have that life"

The eldest grandson just came out of the shower, and his clothes were already neatly dressed, "What are you talking about, what kind of life?"

The vendor handed an orange to the eldest grandson, "Brother Li wants to take the throne and change jobs with me"

The eldest grandson stared, "Really? Great, it would be so happy if Jiro could be as idle as you."

The hawker pouted, the eldest grandson didn't believe what he said, and the eldest grandson saw the hawker's small movements, "What?" Don't believe in your sister-in-law? Think about it, when the emperor is worried every day, he has to worry about the birth, old age, sickness and death of the people of the whole country, how tiring it is, being a fairy disciple like you, making money every day, bubble girl, how comfortable, the three princes say yes."

How dare the three fools learn from the hawker to chat with Li Er like this, there is nowhere to wipe the sweat in his head, and it is not okay to hear the question and answer of the eldest grandson, it is not okay, it is not okay, and he simply does not speak.

Lao Cheng got together, walked to his computer, put on headphones, and beckoned Yu Chigong and Niu Jinda, "Come, you two play games with me"

Lao Niu and Wei Chigong slapped their thighs and stood up, and at the same time expressed how they didn't expect Lao Cheng's move, so they hurriedly pretended not to hear the hawker and Li Er's jokes and play games.

The eldest grandson glared at the three of them, "Goblin, goblin, forget it, Dabao, you talk to Your Majesty, the doctor said I can't stay up late, go to bed first, you guys go to bed early, tomorrow Dabao will take me to buy something, I want to bring some gifts to my sisters"

"Okay, sister-in-law, you can rest first, don't forget to take medicine"

"Well, remember."

Li Er saw that the eldest grandson was gone, and extinguished the cigarette, "What kind of treasure, you can also do it yourself, I suddenly remembered that there is still some information to check, you can play by yourself"

The hawker looked around, the four computers were occupied by the three fools and Li Er, what else am I playing, at this time, Xie Hongjun came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and the hawker suddenly came to the spirit, hehe, some played!

Throwing a wink at Xie Hongjun, Xie Hongjun suddenly understood what it meant, raised his chin to indicate that there were other people, the hawker looked at the four people, and the three fools were calling for support with their heads clasped on their headphones, and Li Er was eager to get into the screen.

The hawker pretended to call at the four of them, "You guys rest early, I'll go to bed first"

After speaking, he pulled Xie Hongjun to his bedroom, closed the door and locked it, and the vendor pushed Xie Hongjun down on the bed, and a pair of thieves occupied the commanding heights with numb hands, making Xie Hongjun giggle.

Knock out the peddler's thief "Don't make trouble, there's someone outside"

"It's okay, I'm busy, and besides, this house is quiet, quick, let me see if it's big"

"Fuck off, think about something unhealthy all day long, by the way, let me ask you, the one outside knows so much modern things, aren't you afraid?"

"Afraid? What am I afraid of, Lao Huang said, if that person dares to make any trouble, he will send a powerful past to harm his children and grandchildren."

Xie Hongjun looked the hawker up and down, "Did Lao Huang send the wrong person, how do I feel like you are a scourge?"

The peddler's thief began to walk up and down again: "What is my scourge? ”

Xie Hongjun twisted his body, "You still said that there is no harm, what are you doing?" ”

"What do you say?" The peddler blew in her ear, and Xie Hongjun suddenly felt that his strength was gone, "Don't worry, I'll test you, you use a somewhat learned way to express your current thoughts, and if you can say it, I'll follow you."

This is not difficult for the peddler, who is the cow master, although it is not good to learn serious knowledge, but the crooked and evil way is self-taught, "Okay, may I ask how many bones do people have?" ”

Xie Hongjun blinked, "206"

Hawker "Hey, I've got one more than you now"

Xie Hongjun suddenly understood, "Phew, rascal, but I also want to gnaw bones."

"So what are you waiting for, come on, baby!" (To be continued.) )