The autumn is high and cool, the wind is beautiful, and this is the county seat of Yanggu in the period of Huizong of the Northern Song Dynasty.

Early in the morning, Wu Da made baked cakes, did not disturb Jin Lian, who was still asleep, tiptoed out of the door, and found a sunny street corner at random, Wu Da leaned lazily on the corner of the wall, hugged his arms, padd his little feet, squinted his little eyes that were not slipping away from the dark, and shouted:

"Baked cakes, selling baked cakes......"

"Two pennies for one, the price is fair, and Tong Suo is not bullied!"

In this day and age, three cents can buy a bucket of rice, and this baked cake costs two cents a piece, which is not inexpensive, but super expensive, and ordinary people can't afford it at all. However, Wuda didn't seem to be in a hurry at all, and looked like he was holding a wisdom bead.

Not long after, the princess in the opposite teahouse knocked melon seeds and came as promised.

With a flattering smile on her face, she stepped forward and teased: "Ouch, Da Lang, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I have grown taller again, and I am getting more and more handsome!" ”

Wu Da stretched his waist, glanced at Wang Po, forcibly endured the nausea in his heart, and quipped without blushing or panting: "Wang Po, your posture, tsk, is also more and more amorous, and the charm still exists......"

Mrs. Wang's face was red, but she was happy in her heart, she was really old, and she hadn't heard such a witty remark for a long time.

"How many pancakes are there today? I packed. ”

Wu Da stretched out his hand: "Three cents for one, a total of twenty, and sixty wen!" ”

Wang Po's movements froze, and she was almost angry, and scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, how can you sell it to others for two pennies, and sell it to me and it will become three pennies?" ”

Wu Da smiled, leaned in front of Wang Po and explained in a low voice: "Wang Po, do you think, the taste of my baked cake is the only one in Yanggu County, you have wrapped my baked cake, others have to go to your tea shop to buy it if they want to eat it, and you will not be slaughtered at that time?" For example, the great official of Simon, if you sell him for ten cents, he will never bargain, but if I sell two cents a piece at your door, will you still sell it? ”

Wang Po's little eyes lit up, although she always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't figure it out for a while, hesitated for a moment, took out fifty yuan and handed it to Wu Da, and said, "That's all, send me another twenty tomorrow!" ”

After that, she also touched Wu Da's little hand with her wrinkled old hand.

Wu Da shuddered, endured the unhappiness in his heart and quickly put away the money, pulled out to pick up the burden, and said, "Come on, Wang Po is magnificent!" I wish you a prosperous business and make a lot of money every day! ”

Wang Po held the baked cake in her hand, looked at Wuda who was gradually moving away, and muttered: "This Wuda, who has always been honest on weekdays, why has it suddenly changed a little different......?" ”

……

Wuda is indeed not the original Wuda.

This is a long story, it is said that in the dark and windy night of the month before, Wu Da walked home alone with a burden, and fainted in front of his house with a "bang", and his wife Jin Lian was frightened, and quickly helped Wu Da to the bed to ask for a doctor.

The doctor came, but he left again, saying that he had no power to return to heaven.

Pan Jinlian was cold in her heart, why was her life so bitter? I used to be entangled by the main family, and I told the master's wife if I refused to obey, but I didn't think that the main family had a grudge, and I actually married myself to Wuda for nothing. Although Wuda is not good-looking, he is better than being honest, so honest that he didn't even dare to do that Zhou Gong's gift, he is still a yellow flower girl, why did he become a widow at a young age?

Since such a bloody episode has happened, then God is bound to send someone to save Pan Jinlian.

As a result, Wuhan University came into being, traveled from the 21st century, transformed into Wu Dalang.

Life is never a story, life is an accident, and there will always be some sudden changes that catch us off guard and catch us off guard.

For example, Wuhan University means that it is very melancholy at the moment.

He couldn't understand how he crossed over as a five-good young man in the 21st century, just taking a nap in class? It's just a matter of crossing over, but what's going on with crossing over to the most bullish green hat king in history, 'Wu Dalang'?

To tell you the truth, Wuda has read countless online novels before, and crossing has always been his dream thing, he fantasizes about one day traveling back to ancient times, establishing immortal feats, and embracing the left and right and smiling proudly in the world.

But as the saying goes, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and the singer Cui Jian sang in "The Egg Under the Red Flag" very early, if the reality is like a stone, then the dream is like an egg, although the stone is hard, the egg is life. When dreams meet reality, the eggs are shattered.

The current Wuda is not only a broken egg, but also a broken heart, because whether he accepts it or not, the reality is that he has really become Wu Dalang.

And he knew that he wouldn't be able to go back.

It is common sense to cross the three laws, not to explain before the crossing, not to be responsible after the crossing, and not to include round-trip air tickets for the crossing.

Who is Wu Dalang? Wu Dalang, formerly known as Wu Zhi, is the biological brother of the tiger hero Wu Song, originally lived in Qinghe County, and later moved to Zihe Street, Yanggu County, because of his body length of less than five feet, and his ugly face, so he was nicknamed "three-inch Dinggu bark". If it was just that, it would be fine, but according to the records of the Water Margin, Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian would later hook up with Ximen Qing and become an adulterer, and it was acceptable for Wu Da to poke the ugly Wu Da, but the cuckold king could not bear it.

No, in order to please Pan Jinlian, the beautiful wife at home, Wuda tossed a lot after crossing over, and improved the recipe of the baked cakes, the taste is called a beauty, and the copper coins are naturally rolling in. So, Wuda bought a jewelry for Jin Lian today, and bought a pair of shoes for Jin Lian tomorrow, which made Jin Lian's heart sway, and then saw that this Wuda had suddenly grown taller recently, and her face was white and handsome.

Speaking of Jin Lianlai, Wu Da was still quite proud in his heart.

Jin Lian is just like the historical description, her posture is swaying, her face is outstanding, and her handsome face can be pinched out of water when you pinch it. It's just that she hasn't become lustful and ruthless now, on the contrary, every time she comes into contact with Wuda alone, she is very twisted, and she often blushes, and she has a proper little daughter posture.

Wu Da can only attribute this to the fact that she has not met Ximenqing yet.

In this case, as Jin Lian's legal husband, Wu Tian does not need to be polite, and he has his hands up and down, but unfortunately Jin Lian is always like leaving, and she also sleeps in a separate room with Wu Da, and Wu Da scratches her ears and cheeks, and her heart is itching.

As for Wang Po, as the saying goes, why should we have met before, in fact, this sentence is nonsense, Wang Po, a notorious old lady in history, met with Wu Da because he had known each other, or it was because Wu Da knew that this old witch was a prostitute and introduced his beautiful wife Pan Jinlian to Ximen Qing, so he deliberately arranged a meeting with Wang Po.

With Wuda's temperament, this kind of bastard who is a prostitute should be broken into pieces, but now Wuda has no long things, and there is no good way to clean up Wang Po.

Let's get acquainted with each other first, let this old witch taste the sweetness of making money, and when she learns that Ximenqing hooked up with Jin Lian in the future, maybe she will inform herself, and it's not impossible, right?

Wang Po Teahouse is not far from Wuda's house, but Wuda did not go home directly after selling the baked cakes, but turned around and walked to the street to pull a flower cloth for Jin Lian, and bought a string of sugar gourds, and then ran home in a hurry, shouting at the top of his voice:

"Jin Lian, I'm back!"

"Da Lang, you're back!"

Pan Jinlian hurriedly came out of the back room, saw the flower cloth in Wu Da's hand, glared at Wu Da with disgust, and said, "Spending money again!" ”

Having said that, the joy between Jin Lian's eyebrows and eyes couldn't be hidden.

Wu Da handed over the flower cloth and said arrogantly: "Men make money, and they are originally for women to spend!" ”

Pan Jinlian touched the flower cloth in the palm of her hand, knowing that this was a good piece of material, and it would cost a lot of money, although she was happy in her heart, she couldn't help but want to complain a few words, but she saw Wu Da take out a string of sugar gourds from the burden and hand it over.

Jin Lian took it, glanced at Wu Da delicately, and said with a smile: "This is something to coax children, how did you buy it for the slave family?" ”

Wu Da smiled, scratched his head honestly, and said truthfully: "How can a child be compared to my pretty daughter-in-law?" I just want to spoil you, and I want to spoil you for the rest of my life! ”

Pan Jinlian "sighed", her pretty face was white and red, and she hid her face and left:

"The slave family ignores you!"