Chapter 20: Returning to the Teacher
The news of the return of the squad teacher spread throughout the camp in an instant, the soldiers cheered, a young soldier happily sorted out his backpack, and secretly stuffed his trophies into the waistband of his trousers, muttering incessantly, "Damn, I can finally go home, and I finally don't have to eat noodles and stewed potatoes every day"
A soldier who acted like him pouted, "If you have noodles and stewed potatoes, you can secretly laugh, maybe you won't be able to eat noodles when you go back."
The first soldier to speak looked at the buddy next to him, and the buddy sighed gloomily, "Don't you see it yet, the reason why this war is so short is that Your Majesty is training"
"Training? We still need to practice" said and raised an arm to show off his biceps, "just our body is very murderous, and we don't need to practice at all"
"Cut, there is more ball for the tendon meat, have you seen the performance of the new army? After a few battles, have you seen how much loss there is? You just wait, Your Majesty will definitely lay us off after returning to the court, and vigorously equip the new army."
The hawker is not here, if he is here, he will inevitably be promoted to say this, I see it too clearly, before the expedition, Li Er found the hawker, and taught the opportunity in the small pavilion of Penglai Pavilion, if the new army performs well in this war, the military expenditure of the Tang Dynasty will be completely tilted to the side of the new army in the future!
Therefore, looking at this performance, it is estimated that 90% of Li Er's promise will be fulfilled, and the two soldiers who are talking silently stop talking, silently tidying up their bags!
After a while, the young soldier looked up and asked, "Brother Ji, if Your Majesty really doesn't want us anymore, where are you going to go?" ”
The soldier called Brother Ji looked up at the tent at forty-five degrees, "Hey, I don't know, I've been fighting with the army for more than ten years, and my mother doesn't know if I'm still there, let's go home and take a look first, what about you?" ”
"Me? I don't have a father or a mother, I can't go anywhere, I hope that this time Your Majesty will give you more rewards, just find a small place to marry a mother-in-law, and have a baby."
"Hehe, you kid has an idea, okay"
The veteran has the idea of a veteran, and the new army can't help but chatter, "Hey, Brother Zhuzi, you said that we performed so well this time, and only a hundred people died in a battle, will Your Majesty give a reward?" ”
The one called the pillar was a young man with a dark face and only a little fluff on his mouth, and when he was asked what time was wiping his gun, he heard the words and kept "reward?" I guess there will be."
In fact, the younger soldier didn't want to get an answer from him, but just said his thoughts and saw if other people thought the same: "You said how much Your Majesty will be rewarded this time, our monthly salary is five yuan, and we have to reward twenty or thirty yuan to make sense."
Brother Zhu stuffed the gun cloth into the butt, covered the back cover, stood up and tied his belt, "Thirty times?" You want to go crazy with money, I see, it's the right thing for one person to be able to send out a few more packs of cigarettes" After speaking, he took out a box of deflated cigarettes from his pocket, stuffed one into his mouth, looked at the envious eyes of others next to him, gritted his teeth and threw the cigarette box to the Chase shop, and the kung fu cigarette box in the blink of an eye was like falling into the meat in the piranha school, and even the scum was invisible!
The hawkers arrived in Chang'an a few days earlier than Li Jing and them, and if it weren't for the military reports coming every day during the days when the army went out, and it was all good news, Li Er would have been sick with lovesickness a long time ago!
So as soon as the hawker appeared in Chang'an, before he could get into Li Yue'er's bed, someone in the palace came to pass the decree, Li Erxuan!
The vendor closed the door depressedly, and a vicious dog pounced on Li Yue'er on the bed, causing the little beauty to squeak and laugh, "Don't make trouble, Your Majesty called you"
"Sensei, come and make my brother happy"
"No"
"To"
....Finally, Li Yue'er didn't stick to the hawker, and was succeeded, but thinking that Li Er was still waiting, Li Yue'er tried her best, and the hawker surrendered the gun in half an hour, and then kicked out of the bed before the cigarette was smoked, looking at the beautiful woman and the hawker in the nest said aggrievedly, "Little conscienceless, take others as toilet paper, and throw it away when you use it"
The bra that flew out of the nest drove the hawker to the palace, and the lights in the imperial study were bright, not only Li Er, the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, these people were there, and even Lao Cheng, who had not seen him for many years, was actually there.
The peddler didn't care about the physical and mental fatigue and hugged Lao Cheng, "Hey, Brother Cheng, why are you back?" ”
Lao Cheng patted the hawker's back vigorously, "Haha, I'm coming back for the New Year"
Dizzy, the peddler only then knew that more than half a month had passed this year, and he was actually busy forgetting, Li Er waved his hand, "Okay, don't make love between you two first, Dabao quickly tell me how the battle is going ahead?" ”
The peddler first traveled to modern times and then transferred to Chang'an, so with the traffic of this time, before the invention of radio, no one could be faster than him!
Pulled out the battle report written by Li Jing from the ring and handed it to Li Er, "The war is over, Jieli has been captured, and the soldiers are returning to the court"
"Okay" Li Er slapped the table excitedly, "Quickly show me the battle report" Open the battle report, the more Li Er reads it, the more excited he becomes, and he can't stop saying okay, and the other people sitting below also stretch their necks to see what is written on the battle report, but after reading it for a long time, I haven't seen a hair, and suddenly remembered that there is no one who knows the situation standing on the side!
The eldest grandson Wuji didn't care about the image and pulled the hawker over, "National teacher, tell us how you caught Jieli"
The peddler glanced at him, "It's not a piece of cake to catch Jieli, do you know who else we caught?" Speaking out scares you to death"
Lao Cheng pouted with a big grin, "You just blow it, there is anyone more important than Jieli on the grassland at present, I don't believe you can conjure up a powerful character"
"What if it were you?"
"Twenty Taels of Gold"
"Deal"
Everyone else was waiting for the hawker to go down, and was killed by Cheng Biting Jin who came halfway, so they had to watch the two bet, but with everyone's understanding of the hawker, it is estimated that Lao Cheng's twenty taels of gold were fed to the dogs again!
Sure enough, before the hawker could say who it was, Li Er had already roughly read the battle report, "Hehe, Zhijie, pay for it"
Lao Cheng is gone, why didn't he say this, he had to pay for it, "Your Majesty also helped this short hair, tell me who is more powerful than Jieli?" Say it, I will believe it."
"Hehe, Queen Xiao"
Lao Cheng didn't hear clearly, "Queen? Isn't the queen in the palace? Uh, the queen is not surnamed Xiao, is it...."
The others are not as confused as Lao Cheng, the first moment Li Er said Empress Xiao, he knew who it was, and a group of politicians who could not change their faces and hearts without changing their hearts when they met their daughter-in-law and stealing people gasped in unison, this is really a more powerful character than Jieli!
You must know that Jieli is just a chieftain, and there are many on the grassland, but there are two queens in the Sui Dynasty, one is Dugu, and the other is this Queen Xiao, the significance of catching her is much greater than that of catching Jieli, at least it has broken many people's thoughts about the previous dynasty, and it saves someone from coercing the queen to order the world!
Everyone woke up from the joy of catching the queen of the previous dynasty, and complimented Li Er one after another, "Your Majesty is blessed with great fortune, and your name moves through the ages"
Happy Li Er as if he had found out that his daughter-in-law was in place, he waved his big hand, "Haha, thanks to the soldiers' lives, you have a good plan, pass the decree, I want to pick up the wind for the soldiers who went out in Wude Square, and the national teacher will arrange this matter by you, don't save me money"
The hawker rolled his eyes at Li Er, and said "Oh" (to be continued.) )