Chapter 038: I Laugh at Others and Can't See Through It
"Smack-"
Xiao Er's slapping of the table was very loud, and the sound spread far and wide.
The eyes of the surrounding diners gathered, looking at the old man and Xiao Er, pointing and not knowing what they were discussing.
The old man's face was slightly gloomy, frowning slightly, and there was an invisible momentum surging out of his body, as if he had endless majesty.
His gaze swept over Xiao Er's body, Xiao Er shuddered violently and took two steps back.
However, he immediately realized that he had lost face like this, so he straightened his chest and leaned over again, but he no longer had the momentum of slapping the table just now.
Yue Shaoan looked at everything in his eyes, and he already understood in his heart that the old man must not be an ordinary person, and just by virtue of the temperament he exuded, it was not something that ordinary people could have.
Thinking of the fact that when he was in Xiaoyao Town, he ate white food, and he couldn't help but feel sympathy for the old man. Then he put down the chicken leg and wine jug in his hand, and slowly came over and said, "Xiao Er, don't make any noise, the money that grows on my head can be recorded." ”
Xiao Er was stunned for a moment, suddenly woke up, and said with a smile: "Okay! Childe is really generous, but that table costs fifteen taels of silver! ”
"Uh......" Yue Shaoan was taken aback, he thought that an old man could eat as much as he could pay for him, but he didn't expect to eat so much, and he actually asked for fifteen taels of silver.
However, the words have already been spoken, Yue Shaoan has always referred to himself as a dignified man, how can he lose face here, and gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I know, remember it, I'll pay you later! After saying that, I thought of the fifteen taels of silver that I was going to disappear because of my whim, and I couldn't help but feel distressed.
"Okay!" Xiao Er smiled and turned around to greet other voices again.
Yue Shaoxin was depressed, took a bite of the chicken leg fiercely, chewed it vigorously, and swallowed it.
"Little friend, come here!"
"Huh?" Yue Shao'an looked at him, only to see the old man smiling at him.
Such a stinky fart, Yue Shao was upset in his heart, I paid you, and you actually let me go over, it's really a shell mantis pulling a dung truck - treat yourself as a "cow".
Alas, seeing that you are old and not as knowledgeable as you, Yue Shaoan walked over with chicken legs and wine jugs, sat on the opposite side, and took a bite of the chicken leg and said, "What's the matter with the old man?" ”
Although the old man saw that he looked ugly, he didn't mind, and smiled: "Since you helped me pay the silver, then this jade pendant will be given to you!" ”
After that, he handed him the jade pendant he had given to Xiao Er before, and Yue Shaoan didn't care too much, after all, what Xiao Er didn't want could be good there.
When I took it in my hand at will, my eyes froze suddenly, and I saw a small dragon carved on the jade pendant, soaring through the clouds, dancing with teeth and claws, lifelike, not mighty.
Just looking at this carving is not an ordinary product, even if Yue Shaoan doesn't understand jade, but this jade pendant is smooth and plump in hand, and it feels very good, and he knows that it is a good jade when he touches it, and he doesn't know what kind of jade it is, but he knows that this thing must be valuable, and it is very valuable, and this alone is enough.
Yue Shaoan immediately understood that he had earned it, and the unhappiness in his heart suddenly dissipated without a trace, and he smiled and was ready to laugh.
However, he also wondered why the old man gave him this fast jade, and then, driven by curiosity, he couldn't help but look up and ask, "Why did you give it to me?" ”
"Hehe, I don't like to owe people!" The old man said lightly, as if this jade pendant was a dispensable thing for him.
"It's time for me to go!" The old man smiled and stood up and said, "It's been a long time since I've eaten like this, Xiaoyou, you're very good, I'm very happy today." ”
Yue Shao'an said happily: "Old man, you are also very good, and I am also very happy." ”
"Haha......" The old man smiled happily and was about to turn away.
At this moment, suddenly an old man ran in from outside the door in a panic, followed by a woman.
As soon as the woman entered the store, everyone's eyes were immediately drawn to it.
I saw that the woman's face was cold and arrogant, her skin was fair and abnormal, a white dress wrapped around her feet was naked, her apricot eyes were curved and her eyebrows were bent, her nose was delicate, her eyes were black and white, and her eyes were very bright and bright.
The men present all had a blank brain, and this feeling was from the visual shock to the heart, there is such a beautiful woman in the world?
Yue Shao'an was also very amazing, but he had seen this woman once before, so his immunity had improved a little, so that he would not be like those other people who were saliva-drenched and their chests were not aware of it.
After being amazed at first, Yue Shaoan was surprised, this woman was actually the cold and arrogant beauty who was with Mr. Yan that day, but he had never looked at it as closely as he did today, but this kind of woman, I'm afraid it is a person, as long as she saw it once, she wouldn't forget it.
The woman's lotus steps moved slightly, quietly following behind the old man who came in earlier, and after her eyes swept over Yue Shao'an, she looked at the old man again and lowered her head.
The old man who ran in earlier was Mr. Yan, and I saw him hurrying to the old man's side, panting and saying, "Mr. Huang--Mr.-Down-uh-It's too late, please punish you-"
Yue Shaoan looked at Mr. Yan, whose face was slightly panicked, and felt inexplicable, what happened to this old man? What "Huang Xia uh in", isn't it crazy? Why don't you catch your breath and talk about it.
"That's it! No fuss, nothing! Mr. Huang waved his hand and said, "Since you are here, then there is no hurry to leave, this is a little friend I know, I will introduce it to you!" ”
Mr. Yan noticed Yue Shao'an this time, and his eyes lit up violently and said, "Childe is you!" ”
"Hello Mr. Yan!" Yue Shaoan arched his hand.
"Oh!" Mr. Huang said with great emotion: "You know? ”
"The youngest gentleman of Jinghang Academy, not long after entering the academy, Mr. Yue, who was admired by countless students, of course I know him!" Seeing that Mr. Huang looked at Yue Shao'an's eyes with slight approval, Mr. Yan couldn't help but be polite in his words.
"There! There! Mr. Yan has won the award! Yue Shaoan pretended to be modest.
"Oh!" Mr. Huang couldn't help but glance at Yue Shaoan again, and asked, "Since you can teach in Jinghang Academy, you must have some knowledge, I don't know what you are good at?" ”
"Prizes! Overpraise! There's nothing good at it underneath! Yue Shaoan hurriedly said, but he thought in his heart, this Mr. Yan made the dean afraid of three points, but seeing this old man, he was actually very respectful, it seems that this old man is not an ordinary person, I better not be ugly.
Seeing that Yue Shao'an was modest, Mr. Yan arched his hand at Mr. Huang and said, "That day, Mr. Yue was the most brilliant in the assessment of Beijing-Hangzhou Academy with couplets and poems, and his attainments in this area should be quite profound. ”
"Oh!" Mr. Huang's eyes lit up, he looked at Yue Shao'an, and suddenly raised his voice and said, "The four treasures of the study come up." ”
Listening to their conversation at this time, no one dared to underestimate the old man, Xiao Er hurriedly sent the four treasures of the study over, and set aside a table to put all the paper and pen neatly.
"Since you're good at poetry, let's make a poem over there!" Mr. Huang brought Yue Shaoan to the table and said.
Suddenly, everyone's eyes were focused on Yue Shao'an's body, and Yue Shao'an's scalp was a little numb, and he wanted to excuse himself at this time, but he couldn't, so he immediately hardened his scalp, picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, but didn't know what to write.
The few crooked characters he wrote by himself are still self-aware, and he can't make a fool of himself in public, and he remembers that he has copied calligraphy when he reads, and he can imitate a seventy-percent god, but it is only limited to those words.
At that moment, he decided to use the paragraph that he copied, Yue Shaoan pondered for a while, thought about it carefully, and then wrote, only to see him write slowly:
Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery.
The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.
When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers.
Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, the flowers fall and bloom year after year.
I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse.
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Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it
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After writing, I wiped the beads of sweat from my forehead, put the pen down, and felt embarrassed in my heart, what I learned in college can only be taken here to fool others.