Chapter 144: Hello, I'm Hello, everyone
I only heard a song of warblers outside the door, the door was pushed open, and the old bustard came in.
When the old bustard saw Liu Cong, he came over and asked, "Hey, this official, you just have to command, what kind of beauties do you want, how many do you want, the beauties here are not for nothing, different butts, different prices." ”
Liu Cong listened to it and scolded: "Don't be wordy, I don't have to negotiate the price with you, you have that pink girl to send it by yourself, I will wait to use it." ”
When the old bustard heard this, he twisted his ass and walked out,
Liu Cong looked at Xu Shu, but saw Xu Shu blocking his ears with two hands, turning his face to the side, and lowering his head.
Liu Cong got on fire and instructed the bustard: "You bring the beauty with you, my guests have special interests and like older ones." ”
The old bustard pretended to excuse himself and said, "Mother, I'm too old to do that kind of thing, let the children socialize." ”
Liu Cong shouted: "Double the price, okay." ”
The old bustard pretended to excuse himself, but he turned around, leaned over to Liu Cong's side and asked, "This master, let's go." ”
Liu Cong pouted at Xu Shu and instructed the old bustard: "It's this guest, you take it away, serve me well, spend the night, settle the account tomorrow morning, if the guest is not satisfied, there will be nothing." ”
The old bustard rolled his eyes and agreed, and came over to invite Xu Shu: "This master, go." ”
Xu Shu is such a man, after reading a few broken books, he was bound by the books, he didn't move, and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, can't look like this." ”
Liu Cong couldn't help laughing, stared at Xu Shu for a while, only to see that under the light, Xu Shu was waving his hand while staring at the old bustard's tall breasts, eager to go over and take a few bites.
Liu Cong said with a cold face: "If Mr. Xu really doesn't like women, then forget it." ”
Who knew that Xu Shu was reluctant, so he snorted: "Or just play for a while, but next time it won't be like this." ”
"You just do it first, it's hard to say if there is a next time, go ahead, go to another room." Liu Cong commanded,
The old bustard was not too reluctant to lead Xu Shu away,
When Liu Cong saw it, he got up and went to the front desk to find a few eye-catching pheasants, and brought them back to the private room for half a night.
These pheasants are all very noisy and very good at serving people, but Liu Cong is not interested today, and he is worried about the affairs of Dongwu in his heart, and he only plays until the third watch, and then sends the pheasants away.
Liu Cong wanted to lie on the bed and sleep for a while, but he couldn't sleep, so he got up and went to Xu Shu's room to take a look, came to the door, stood and listened carefully, but couldn't hear any sound,
Liu Cong walked out gently, came to the front desk, called two pheasants, and ordered: "Go to this private room, change your mother out, and you two go in to serve my guests, the price will be settled by you, but you have to serve me." ”
The two pheasants entered, and Liu Cong walked to the door, muttering: "Xu Shu, poor and sour, you are tired to death tonight." ”
He came to the door with a muttering voice and instructed his soldiers: "Go back alone, go to the north city gate, and call Liang Zhu'er Lai Fat Man over." ”
Seeing that the soldiers were gone, Liu Cong returned to his private room to sit, thinking about the strategy of cleaning up Wu Bing, thinking about it for a while, and suddenly had a plan, and said in a lost voice: "Yes, that's it, tomorrow, tomorrow I will send Xu Shu to envoy Dongwu, well, Xu Shu can not go again." ”
Liu Cong thought with a wicked smile, thought for a while and muttered: "Xu Shu didn't dare to disobey his orders, and he didn't dare to disobey orders from now on, I have a way to clean him up, hehehehe." ”
At this time, Liu Cong was excited that he had come up with a plan, and said to himself: "No wonder some people say that they won't work if they don't rest, no, I took Xu Shu out to play for half a night, and the plan was made." ”
The next day, Xu Shu sent another envoy to Eastern Wu, according to Liu Cong's instructions, with four servants, the servants led the horse, and Sun Quan's helmet was carried on the horse's back.
Before leaving, Liu Cong instructed Xu Shu: "Mr. Xu entered the Dongwu barracks and saw Sun Quan, needless to say, he said that he sent Sun Quan's helmet over, Zhou Yu is a donkey, it is easy to talk with Mao, if you touch Mao to speak, you will lose your donkey temper, Mr. Xu must remember, don't suffer." ”
Then, Liu Cong saw that his handwritten letter was handed over to Xu Shu: "There is nothing else to say in this letter, just hand it over to Zhou Yu." ”
Xu Shu took it and looked at it, and it was written on the envelope; "The governor of the three armies of Eastern Wu is Zhou Gongjin and Gongjin",
Xu Shu felt very polite, so he took the letter, put it in his arms, and took the servants to the Dongwu Barracks in Yuputan.
Along the way, Xu Shu was a little worried and didn't dare to come over, for fear of another stinky beating, but the military order was like a mountain, which Xu Shu knew.
As Liu Cong's subordinate, disobeying the military order is tantamount to looking for death, does Xu Shu dare not come?
So, despite the numbness of the scalp, Xu Shu still came,
When he came, he reported his name, Zhou Yu heard it in the big tent, and knew that Xu Shu was coming again, so he felt that Xu Shu must be an important thing, otherwise, he was beaten the day before yesterday, and he didn't know if the injury was healed, and he wouldn't come today.
Zhou Yu thought: "It can be seen that this Xu Shu is not an idle person in the Jingzhou barracks, and Liu Cong must reuse him." ”
Therefore, Zhou Yu decided to receive it well, first, according to the rules, the envoy should be treated well; the second is to understand the details of Jingzhou from the mouth of the messenger; Three, to leave a good impression on the messenger, for yourself, there is only good and no harm,
Therefore, Zhou Yu hurriedly ordered the stove to boil water and make tea, set up a banquet for lunch, and prepare gifts for the reception of the messenger.
After the order, Zhou Yu took Lu Su, Xu Shengding, Feng Lingtong and other general civil and military officers to go out to greet Xu Shu,
At this time, Xu Shu was waiting outside the gate, and saw Zhou Yu coming over with a group of civil and military officials from a distance, his face was full of joy, so he was surprised: "Before leaving, I didn't dare to come, the lord said it was okay, who knew that the lord was like a god, this is not, Zhou Yu really received me ceremoniously, well, hehe." ”
Thinking of this, Xu Shu quickly straightened up, raised his spirit, and waited for Zhou Yu to come over and speak.
At this time, Zhou Yu walked over and greeted him from afar: "It is not easy for Xu Yuanzhi to go out, he is tired of saddle horses all the way, please hurry." ”
Xu Shu scolded in his heart: "Your grandmother's, the day before yesterday, she tore her face and beat me out of the barracks, and today I don't know which wind is blowing, and suddenly I laughed, you kid, no matter how it changes, I don't admire you, I just admire my father-in-law, I am like a god, I expect you Zhou Yu to act today, how you behave, you just listen to my lord's command, as if it is the son of my lord." ”
Xu Shu scolded here, Zhou Yu had already arrived, so they greeted each other, hello, hello, I'm good, everyone is good, Lu Zijing is good, okay, let's talk, huh, hahahaha,
So, Xu Shu was taken into the big tent by Zhou Yu,
After entering the tent, the warm tea was brought up, everyone sat down with the guests, and the host Zhou Yu began to speak, and led the content of the speech to the theme when he opened his mouth: "Dare to ask your envoy what he has to say." ”144