The group of Wuhan University walked away, and everyone's eyes were extremely complicated, not only full of envy, jealousy and hatred, but also mixed with awe and ...... Doubt?

Yes, they don't understand, they can't understand what the hell is Wuda?

Even if Wuda was ordered to enter Beijing, he was so domineering when he first entered Beijing, such a stinky boy with no background and fledgling, how to eat in this huge capital in the future?

As soon as the word "eat" came to mind, everyone felt a chill.

Wu Da just took one bite after another, what is it, it is really disgusting.

Don't you believe me? Turn your head and take a look, look at it, Han Dong Han Dashao, who was still alive just now on the side of the road, is now lying on the side of the road and vomiting to death, not to mention the trouble with Wuda, it is estimated that even the bitter gall is about to vomit, right?

No, a bastard like Wuda who doesn't play cards according to common sense can't afford to provoke it, so hurry home and report it to his family.

Whether it was the gentlemen present or the spies sent by the officials of all parties, they all ran away in dismay.

Only Han Dong, the nephew of Han Mulu, the household servant, was still lying on the ground and vomiting in the dark, hysterical.

That picture, tsk, Meidi is very good.

……

At night, His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, who had just had dinner and was in a good mood, drank off many minions and took the new head of the inner house, Li Yan, to eat in the imperial garden.

Of course, he was followed by a large number of minions and forbidden army guards, but he didn't dare to approach.

"Wu Zhi, that interesting little guy, has he entered Beijing?" Song Huizong, who was in the prime of life, asked in a low voice as if inadvertently.

Li Yan's face froze, and he squeaked a little embarrassed for a long time, and replied stubbornly: "Back to Your Majesty, Wu Zhi...... Indeed, I entered Beijing at dusk today. ”

"Huh?"

In order to promote Li Yan, Song Huizong turned around eight times, and it took the boss's strength to kick Yang Jian out of the palace before he promoted Li Yan.

This dog slave has always been loyal, but today he is a little spitting, and he must be tired.

Song Huizong glanced at Li Yan seemingly casually, and said lightly: "What? Is there something you don't want to tell me? ”

Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, Li Yan was almost frightened by this sentence and went into cardiac arrest, cold sweat flowed, and he resolutely did not delay any longer, and truthfully told Song Huizong what happened at the gate of the city today.

Song Huizong had just finished eating, this poor child, Li Yan was considerate of the sacred heart, thinking that the emperor had just finished eating, and he didn't want to say more, but he was good, he had to ask, he had to find abuse, and he had no explanation or words.

As soon as he heard Wu Da's earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods, and accurately hit Han Dong's mouth, Song Huizong couldn't help but feel his stomach tumbling violently.

Song Huizong's face was embarrassed, his head hurt, he wanted to pump people now, so he turned around and hooked his finger to a little eunuch in the back, "You, come here!" ”

The little eunuch was very excited, he had worked hard in the palace for so many years, and finally he was about to be entrusted with a heavy task by His Majesty the Emperor!

He ran to Song Huizong, knelt on the ground, and asked His Majesty the Emperor for orders.

"Look up."

The little eunuch is overjoyed, this is a difficult task, look, His Majesty the Emperor has to see our appearance clearly.

And then

"Smack!"

Song Huizong slapped the little eunuch in the face fiercely.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty ......" The little eunuch was stunned, and his face was full of disbelief.

"Smack!"

I smoked the left side of my face just now, and now I have a little bit of the right cheek, both sides are swollen, and it looks more pleasing to the eye.

The little eunuch was so frightened that he quickly lay on the ground trembling and did not dare to speak.

The minions in the back, as well as the guards and the like, knelt on the ground.

After slapping twice, Song Huizong finally relented, groaned slightly, felt that he had lost his manners, rolled his eyes, and deliberately scolded viciously:

"I told you to get out of the way, didn't you hear? Who brought you so close to me? Want to eavesdrop? ”

The little eunuch was full of liver and gall, and the kowtow "bang bang bang" sounded directly, and he didn't even dare to shout.

Li Yan seemed to be a wooden man, with his hands on his sleeves, pretending not to see anything.

"Get out!"

His Majesty the mighty and domineering Emperor Song Huizong was cool enough, and rolled the little eunuch out of the distance with one kick, then walked a few steps, and asked curiously:

"That kid from the Han family, how's it going?"

Li Yan pondered the words for a long time, tried his best to keep his expressionless face, and replied truthfully:

"I vomited for a long, long time, and I heard that I vomited for nearly two hours, and then I was a little crazy, and I invited a doctor from the palace."

The corners of Song Huizong's mouth twitched, and he muttered:

"The ancients often said that there have been saints in five hundred years, what kind of evil is there in my country? As soon as he entered Beijing, he used a mouthful of phlegm to make a good family member crazy? ”

Li Yan: "......"

Speechless.

……

And the Han Mansion of Han Mulu, the huge household servant, is brightly lit and chaotic.

Han Dong, this young man, was completely wasted, lying on the bed with a cloak and muttering constantly, his body was still twitching, his eyes were blank, his clothes were ragged, and he didn't let people touch him, he always said "dirty, dirty"!

Fortunately, Mrs. Xu in the palace is very skilled, and sure enough, she gave Han Dong medicine, and Han Dong was a little more stable.

In fact, the Han family is full of evil, pen, and they don't know anything about medical skills, this disease will be cured more thoroughly when the martial arts come, and a bowl of sweat medicine will be fine, so as to ensure that Han Dong will never jump around again.

Of course, this old lady Xu didn't dare to directly administer Han Dong to faint, although he also used a little sweat medicine, but the amount was very small, it just made Han Dong sleepy.

At this moment, Old Lady Xu was closing her eyes and giving Han Dong a pulse.

After a while, Old Lady Xu suddenly opened her eyes, full of doubts.

"No, why is this pulse slow and urgent? I've never seen such a disordered pulse......"

At this moment, Han Dong on the bed suddenly lay on the head of the bed,

"Gow, grate, grate!"

Old Lady Xu was splashed with filth.

This is what he deserves, Han Dong has already vomited, he gave Han Dong medicine, and he happened to vomit all over his body.

However, the old lady Xu, who was quite a medical virtue, was not moved at all, still smiled and groaned, and said lightly in the face of the Han family's incessant apologies:

"The heart of the doctor's parents, you don't have to mind."

The Han family hurriedly patted their ass, and praised Old Doctor Xu for his high style and bright festival, which is worthy of being a model for our generation.

Tut-tut, in such a short period of time, he has risen from Old Lady Xu to Old Doctor Xu, and Old Man Xu accepted it calmly.

Prescribe medicine and leave.

It's just that when he was leaving, Old Man Xu quietly accepted the big "red envelope" given by the Han family without a trace.

After leaving the house, sitting in a sedan chair, and walking away, Old Man Xu suddenly poked his head out and retched a few times, and scolded:

"Little bastard, you deserve to be crazy, it's good to be crazy, spit out the old man, your uncle!"

Praise Old Man Xu's duplicity and self-taught post-modern scolding style.

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