Yang Yinyue's proposal did not get a response from everyone, after all, he and Yun Fang were the only ones who could make poems here. [Top] [point] [small] said, Li Ying can barely do it, Li Bao can't do it, Zhang Qingping and Ling'er can't do it, and Hu Sanbao can't do it.

Seeing that everyone's reaction was indifferent, Li Bao hurriedly said: "Why don't we sit here and tell jokes, who doesn't tell funny, how about punishing him for drinking?" ”

Li Bao's proposal was responded to by everyone, so Li Bao, as the proposer, naturally he spoke first.

"It is said that in ancient times, there was a woman who served in the army for her father, at first she deliberately dressed vulgarly, and her actions were rude according to the appearance of others, and gradually everyone in the army did not check her abnormality. Soon, the general also promoted her to a personal guard and took her with him. ”

At the beginning of Li Bao, everyone listened to it and had their own thoughts. Yang Yinyue and Yun Fang were erudite and knowledgeable, and when they heard the allusion that naturally associated with Mulan's father's joining the army. It was Yang Yinyue who opened her mouth and said, "Isn't what Liulang said about Mulan? ”

As soon as Yang Yinyue spoke, everyone remembered this allusion, "Everyone knows this story." What else is Rokuro talking about? Everyone nodded when they heard this, but only Ling'er and Li Ying did not make a sound.

The two of them have been with Li Bao for the longest time, and they all know that Li Bao's favorite story is this kind of story with great turns. So neither of them spoke, just waiting for Li Bao to solve the mystery.

Li Bao smiled and said, "Hsinchu, and I'll comment when I'm done." ”

Everyone looked at the weird smile on Li Bao's face and fell silent. Zhang Qingping said even more impatiently: "Liulang, hurry up, don't sell it." ”

"In this army, as long as you are careful, there is no inconvenience, but she is a woman, and she has a few inconvenient days every month, I think everyone understands."

Li Bao said this to everyone, and several women present unconsciously covered their embroidery mouths and snorted at Li Bao.

Li Ying and Ling'er are used to Li Bao's wild and uninhibited. Yun Fang was even more shy, she was not married without him, and she heard Li Bao say that the menstrual affairs of his daughter's family were so natural. The perception of Li Bao in my heart instantly dropped a lot.

When Zhang Qingping heard this, his eyes widened, and he said in a rough voice: "Isn't Liulang telling a joke, how did he get involved in this woman's menstrual affairs?" ”

Li Bao looked at everyone's mixed reactions, and said with a slight smile: "What I said is a normal thing, besides, this joke is about to be revealed, don't worry, I'll tell you what's funny about this joke right away." ”

"On this day, the day of the woman's menstruation, the enemy came to attack. After a hard battle, the enemy offensive was finally repulsed. The enemy is defeated, and the woman's side naturally has to clean up the mess on her side. Because she was the general's personal guard, she immediately reported the losses of the battle to the general. ”

"When she reported to the general, the sharp-eyed general immediately noticed the blood stains on her clothes and pants, so he asked with concern: 'What's wrong with you, are you injured?' ”

In order to avoid being discovered, the woman naturally prevaricated in every possible way. But the general did not comply, ordered the other guards to catch her, and after pulling out her pants to check, the general exclaimed: "This is all gone, and you still say that you are not injured?" ’”

After Li Bao finished speaking, the audience was silent for a moment, and immediately Zhang Qingping couldn't help it, hugging his belly and laughing, Yang Yinyue laughed loudly, and Ling'er covered his mouth and chuckled. Li Ying and Yun Fang were also made to bow their heads by Li Bao's joke, and they laughed in shame.

Li Ying pointed at Li Bao with his finger and said lightly: "Liulang, who did you learn from, so vulgar, you really learned badly!" As he spoke, he glanced at Zhang Qingping, who was laughing out loud, intentionally or unintentionally.

It took a long time for everyone to calm down. Li Bao also planned to let others tell jokes again, but everyone closed their mouths in unison, unwilling to speak.

Li Bao's face was embarrassed, he wanted to make everyone laugh, but this joke, in the presence of these women, was really too large.

Since everyone was reluctant to make any more jokes, they ate together on the mountain, and then walked around for half an afternoon before dragging their tired bodies down the mountain.

When they returned to the bottom of the mountain, they went to rest.

Li Bao took Ling'er to take a hot spring bath again, but Ling'er said that she was not willing to take a bath with Li Bao this time, which disappointed the passionate Li Bao.

After taking a hot spring bath, Li Bao was a little tired because he got up early in the morning and spent most of the day climbing the mountain, so he pulled the bell on the couch to catch up on sleep.

At first, Ling'er thought that Li Bao wanted to fight with her again, and when she was still thinking about how to refuse Li Bao to keep Lang Jun from getting angry, she found that Li Bao, who was holding her, had fallen asleep at some point.

Ling'er smiled knowingly, looking at Li Bao who was sleeping sweetly, she was very quiet and peaceful in her heart, and before she knew it, she slowly fell asleep.

By the time Ling'er woke up again, the Flying Frost Hall was already dimly lit. Ling'er touched her side, and Lang Jun didn't know where she went. She shouted, "Lang Jun? ”

Not long after, a palace man came in from outside the hall and said to Ling'er: "The lady woke up?" ”

Ling'er saw that it was Niu Bingcheng who arranged the palace people to serve them, so she asked, "What time is it?" What about Lang Jun? ”

The palace man chuckled and said, "It's already 21:00, and the king has been called by the lord of Changning." Is the lady hungry, the king ordered the slave and maid to leave you dinner, and ordered you to eat when you wake up. ”

Ling'er was stunned, I actually slept for two hours this night, it was really a good sleep. However, after sleeping for so long, Ling'er was really a little hungry. So he instructed the palace people where to come to dinner, and ate by himself.

By the time Ling'er finished dinner, Li Bao hadn't come back yet. She said to the palace man: "When did the king go to the lord of Changning?" ”

The palace people thought for a while and said: "Yes, at 20:00, the lord of Changning sent Bi Niangzi to come and called the king to play chess where she was." ”

Ling'er listened and thought about it: "Lang Jun has been gone for an hour, and since he hasn't come back yet, I guess Lang Jun and your lord are very happy." But then I thought about it, Lang Jun was very concerned about that Yunfang's scholar. ”

Thinking of this, Ling'er felt a little jealous in her heart. So she decided to go to the Yuzhen Hall to have a look, so Ling'er took the palace people to the Yuzhen Palace, and when she arrived at the Yuzhen Palace, Ling'er first asked Li Ying to say goodbye.

Then when she was looking for Li Bao's figure in the Yuzhen Palace, she suddenly found that there was no Li Bao in the Yuzhen Palace, not even his shadow.

Ling'er panicked in her heart, and asked Li Ying eagerly: "Your lord, where is Liulang?" Why don't you see him, didn't he come to play chess with you? ”

Looking at the eager Ling'er, Li Ying was also curious: "Liulang has already gone back." He played a few games of chess here, and then said that he was going back before the hour was too early. ”

Ling'er was even more anxious, and she said hurriedly: "Lang Jun didn't go back to the Flying Frost Palace, he came to him as a concubine." ”

As soon as Ling'er's words came out, not only Li Ying, but even Yun Fang, who was reading quietly on the side, raised her head in surprise and looked at Ling'er.

Ling'er's anxious tears were about to come out, and she said in a trembling voice: "When did Lang Jun go back?" Is there anyone else around? ”

"Liulang went back a quarter of an hour ago, and Hu Sanbao was with him, Ling Niang, don't worry, maybe Liulang went to Zhang Dalang and Yang Dalang. Come on, send someone to Zhang Yuhou to see if Liulang has gone there, do you know if you go there quickly? ”

Bi'er got the order, and immediately beckoned a palace person in the hall to ask him to check quickly.

After waiting for the palace people to leave, Li Ying said to Ling'er who looked anxious: "Ling Niang, you sit down first, this matter hasn't been investigated clearly, why are you in such a hurry?" Besides, Rokuro is no longer a child, and besides, has he experienced less things over the years? Don't worry about him. Come sit down and have a cup of tea, this is Hongzhou's tribute tea Hanshan Bailu, try it! ”

Ling'er listened to Li Ying's words, and her heart relaxed a lot. I don't know what's going on today, but when I woke up, I was in a panic.

Ling'er sat on the low couch beside Li Ying, picked up the teacup, and took a sip. After tasting the fragrance of tea, he said to Li Ying: "Your lord's tea here is really excellent!" ”

Li Ying listened to Ling'er's appreciation, and was also very useful, so she said: "Lingniang likes it, I will bring more of this tea this time, and I will bring some back for you later." ”

Ling'er thanked Li Ying, and for a while, everyone in the hall was silent, Ling'er put down the teacup and set her eyes on Yun Fang's body again.

Yun Fang seemed to feel Ling'er's gaze, raised her head and glanced at Ling'er, and then lowered her head again to continue looking at the book in her hand.

Through observation, Ling'er keenly found that this cloud scholar seemed to be a little absent-minded, since she came in, she was pretending to be reading, but in fact, she was also observing herself.

Ling'er came to a conclusion in her heart, but now her mind is still on Li Bao, and she doesn't know where Lang Jun will go.

I don't know how long it took, Ling'er's tea had been changed twice, and the palace people who went to check had not returned, and the three women in the hall were a little uneasy.

Ling'er couldn't sit still a little, and said to Bi'er who was standing at the door: "Bi Niang, haven't the palace people come back yet?" ”

Bi'er listened to Ling'er's words, and her face was a little bored, but she still replied in a low voice: "Back to Ling Niang, the palace people haven't come back yet." After speaking, he turned around and walked out of the temple gate, muttering to himself: "You have already asked three times." ”

When Ling'er heard that it was time to come back yet, Huo De stood up and said urgently to Li Ying: "Your lord, the concubine should go and see it in person, the concubine can't wait." ”

Li Ying also felt that it was indeed a bit abnormal after so long, so she said to Ling'er: "Well, Lingniang should be more careful when she goes, and bring a few more palace people to be companions." ”

After that, Li Ying called in a few palace people, planning to let these palace people accompany Ling'er to find Li Bao, and just as she was about to order, Bi'er rushed in from outside, and said breathlessly: "Your lord, Lingniang's person is back." ”

Hearing the news, Li Ying and Ling'er were both excited, and even Yun Fang, who was reading a book, stood up.

When the palace people came to the palace, everyone could already hear the noisy sounds coming from outside, and everyone's faces changed, and then the palace people who had just gone to inquire turned pale and said to Li Ying: "Your lord is not good, there are thieves outside who are going to kill him!" ”

With a "dang bang", the book in Yun Fang's hand fell to the ground.