Chapter 90: Whoever loses loses
Xiao Zhouhou suddenly perked up and hurriedly asked him what was fun.
Shi Wei said: "Niangniang, don't be impatient, and let me prepare." ”
Shi Wei asked his subordinates to get a few pieces of hard paper, which were cut and painted, and he was very busy.
Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun, the master and servant watched him toss with curiosity, looking at the table full of papers, the master and servant were puzzled.
Half an hour later, Shi Wei finally made a thick stack of cards.
He neatly arranged the card, spread it out into a semicircle on the table, and said with a smile: "Since Niangniang is boring, then I will teach Niangniang to play a game to kill time, and I guarantee that Niangniang will like it." ”
Xiao Zhouhou picked up a card casually, looked at the peach-like spots painted on it, and his face was full of strange colors, and couldn't help asking: "I have never seen such a plaything, I don't know what it is?" ”
"It's called poker."
"Poker?"
The master and servant repeated in unison, and the two looked at each other, and their eyes were blank.
Shi Wei smiled: "I learned this thing from a Hu merchant in the Western Regions, the name is rather strange, but it is very interesting to play." ”
At that moment, he patiently explained every card in the poker and some basic rules of size to them.
After Xiao Zhou, they lived in this mansion, and they were already bored and panicked, but now when they encounter such a new thing, they are naturally curious.
This poker card is not very complicated, Xiao Zhou is also Bing Xue smart, after Shi Wei's several explanations, he roughly understands a seven, seven, eight, eight.
"I probably understand the meaning of each card, but how is it played?" Xiao Zhouhou asked, holding a hand of cards.
Shi Wei said: "There are many ways to play this poker, and now we have exactly three people, so I will teach you to play a 'fight landlord'." ”
"Fighting the landlord?"
Hearing the new words again, Xiao Zhouhou's master and servant shouted in unison.
"There are exactly three people who fight the landlord, one of them acts as a rich bully who is unkind, and the other two act as a bullied farmer, and the farmer wants to join forces to deal with the landlord, and whoever finishes the cards in his hand first, who wins."
Shi Wei explained it, but the two of them still didn't understand, so Shi Wei said: "That's it, let's play a few games first, and learn while playing, it's very easy to understand." ”
So Shi Wei shuffled the cards a few times, sat around the table in three points, and played this landlord.
In the first few games, they were naturally unfamiliar after Xiao Zhou, and Shi Wei patiently guided and explained to them, and after a few games, they basically understood.
At this time, Xiao Zhouhou happily said: "I understand, isn't it just a game of rebellion against the people, you don't have to teach it anymore, let's play the real game this time." ”
Seeing that Xiao Zhouhou was so confident, Shi Wei, the master, was a little "unhappy", so he said: "Since you are so confident as Niangniang, then it's not interesting to just play, let's bet on something to be interesting." ”
Xiao Yun next to him said: "Then bet on the bar, whoever loses will drink." ”
"Okay, just bet on wine." Xiao Zhou did not hesitate to approve.
Shi Wei is detached in drinking, and he still plays poker, as the "original", how could he be afraid of the two of them.
Immediately, he agreed.
So, when the summer was over, the three of them were in the flowery garden, around the stone table, and played the landlord who only existed after a thousand years.
In the first dozen or so, Shi Wei naturally won more and lost less, and Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun took turns drinking.
After playing for a while, the two of them became more and more proficient in playing, and gradually became a draw with Shi Wei.
Playing and playing, Shi Wei began to marvel more and more, secretly wondering if it was a woman from the past and present, who had an innate talent for life-wasting games such as mahjong and poker.
Shi Wei was not convinced, the more fierce he became, and the more he drank, the more he drank.
Before I knew it, the sun was setting in the west, and it was nearly evening.
The stone pavilion was already full of empty wine jugs, but several people fought without a victory.
However, Shi Wei's amount of alcohol is very comparable, although he drank a lot of wine, he was still only three minutes drunk at this time, and seven points awake.
Xiao Zhouhou and Xiao Yun are not good, a few pots of wine are in their stomachs, and they are now nearly half drunk.
"If you don't bet on drinking, I'll get drunk if you bet again." Xiao Zhou stammered and grumbled.
Shi Wei saw that the two of them were also having fun, so he smiled and said: "It's getting late now, I think I'll play here today, and I'll play with Niangniang another day." ”
The voice fell, but Xiao Zhouhou waved his hand and said: "Then what's the matter, we haven't decided the winner yet, change the gambling method, let's continue to play." ”
At this time, she was drunk, and her beautiful face was already as delicate as fire, and her eyes were full of misty.
Drunk like this, the undergarment accidentally covered the lower half, revealing most of the fragrant shoulders but not realizing it.
Under the influence of alcohol, seeing Xiao Zhouhou's appearance, Shi Wei suddenly had evil thoughts in his heart.
His eyes rolled a few times, and the corners of Shi Wei's mouth slanted, and a malicious smile quietly swept over.
At that moment, he took the case and said: "Okay, it's rare that the mother is happy today, and I will accompany me to the end." If we want to gamble again, we should simply bet on something exciting, otherwise we won't have enough fun. ”
"What are you betting on?" Xiao Zhouhou stretched out his lotus-like arms and patted the stone table like him.
Shi Wei said with a smile: "Let's bet on taking off our clothes, whoever loses, we will take off a piece of clothing on our body, I don't know if my mother dares to bet?" ”
If it were in normal times, Shi Wei proposed such a "light" gambling method, Xiao Zhou would have been ashamed immediately.
But at this time, the strength of the wine was on the rise, and her reason was suppressed, but she was much more open than usual.
was only slightly stunned for a moment, and Xiao Zhou Hou grinned: "Okay, just bet on this, this palace is not afraid of you." ”
She was so drunk at this time that she forgot where she was, and called herself "Hongu".
"This ...... It's too indecent, and slaves don't play. Xiao Yun was not as drunk as Xiao Zhouhou, and when she heard Shi Wei's proposal, she was busy and refused shyly.
The voice fell, Xiao Zhouhou pulled her hand, and said unhappily: "I don't feel anything indecent in this palace, what are you twisting, don't spoil the fun." ”
Xiao Yun didn't dare to disobey the order, so she had to accept it with a shy face.
Shi Wei dealt the cards again, and the first one to start again happened to be his turn to be the landlord.
When he picked up a hand of cards and looked at it, Shi Wei couldn't help but smile secretly.
Two 2s, three A's, and a king.
A good hand.
"Alas, why is your luck so unlucky, this seems to be going to be a tragedy."
Shi Wei pretended to touch a stinky card, knocked on his forehead and muttered a complaint, with a melancholy expression.
Xiao Zhou looked at his own cards, the largest 2, and thought that the cards should be in Xiao Yun's hands.
Xiao Yun saw that her cards were not good, so she thought that the cards must be in Niangniang.
Both of them thought that this was up to each other, so they raised their heads, looked at each other and smiled, and made a hint.
Seeing the two of them secretly looking at each other there, Shi Wei couldn't help but snicker.
began to play cards, Shi Wei was not soft at all, and shook the cards loudly, and finally the king followed the three belts and two to finish.
"You're so cunning to play so good cards and pretend to be bad." Xiao Zhouhou threw the cards in his hand on the table and complained angrily.
Shi Wei said with a smile: "Niangniang, this is called a soldier who is not tired of cheating, but I won this one, should Niangniang and Xiaoyun ......?"
Shi Wei didn't say it directly, but showed it with his eyes.
"Take it off, this palace is willing to gamble and lose."
Xiao Zhou was also happy, stood up, and was about to undress.
Shi Wei's eyes widened all of a sudden, waiting to see the fragrant shoulders and jade neck exposed.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhou bent down and easily took off the embroidered shoe on his left foot.
"Shoes are okay, huh?" Shi Wei was dumbfounded at the moment.
Xiao Zhouhou shook the little red shoes and said with a smile: "Of course forget it, you didn't say it in advance." ”
Okay, after a little week, you still say that I am cunning, and you are not weak.
Looking down at Xiao Zhouhou's smooth and delicate, barefoot carved like jade, Shi Wei's heart was enough to swing.
His interest became more and more high, so he shuffled the cards and said, "Very good, let's come again." ”
After the re-opening, Shi Wei and Xiao Yun became farmers, and Xiao Zhou became landlords.
Shi Wei's card is still good, I originally thought that I could turn over Xiao Zhouhou's landlord's wife, but I didn't expect Xiao Yun's Nizi to play infernal and help Xiao Zhouhou win this.
"I said Xiao Yun, the two of us are in a group, you are obviously helping Niangniang." Shi Wei, who lost the card, complained.
"How can I have it, I just learned, and I don't play cards well." Xiao Yunjiao smiled and excused herself, and took off one of her shoes as she spoke.
Xiao Zhouhou said proudly: "My Lord Shi, if you lose, you lose, don't talk so much nonsense, take off your shoes quickly." ”
Seeing the master and servant team up to "bully" themselves, Shi Wei felt aggrieved in his heart.
Shi Wei sighed helplessly, he was about to lean over to take off his boots, but suddenly, he had a bad idea.
He staggered to his feet, stretched out his hand, untied his shirt with a calm face, and took off his shirt.
At this time, it was the height of summer, and Shi Wei wore everything on his upper body except for a shirt.
As soon as he took off like this, his muscular waist and abdomen, broad shoulders and chest, and white skin immediately appeared to the master and servant.
The two women who were half-drunk, after all, were still a little conscious, and when they saw this, they immediately blushed.
"You...... What did you do to get out like this? When Xiao Zhou was surprised, his tone was already a little tight.
Xiao Yun was too ashamed to look at each other, and only complained: "We are all taking off our shoes, what are you doing to take off your clothes." ”
Shi Wei was frank, sat down calmly, and said calmly: "We didn't stipulate in advance that we had to start taking off our shoes, I like to take them off from the top first, so it's cool." ”
As he spoke, he shuffled the cards again as if nothing had happened.
The master and servant had no choice but to pretend to turn their faces to the side, not looking at each other squarely.
It's just that they were already drunk, and their sanity only stayed for a moment, and they were reserved for a moment, and they invariably quietly moved their eyes to Shi Wei.
(To be continued)